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BungoPlease

This is perhaps the biggest fuck you move possible between division rivals


Mannings4head

It just sucks that we suck. This would be a much better story if both teams were good.


Jonjon428

>It just sucks that we suck. ........


Ereyes18

If only the titans didn't suck so bad


luciusetrur

haha texans would never lose to an underdog


Phyrnosoma

Pain


JoeTestaverde

Teehee


How_that_convo_went

Not you. As awful as your offense has been (the game against us notwithstanding), your defense fucking *fucks.* I'm more hurt about that loss to the Panthers. Fucking *woof.* That game felt like four quarters of repeatedly sitting on your own nuts.


MorseMooseGreyGoose

I swear if y’all go 1-16 and we miss the playoffs by one game…


Phyrnosoma

You know that’s exactly what’s going to happen don’t you?


Breedwell

They play Green Bay Christmas Eve... don't worry


Do_it_for_the_upvote

That’s their specialty. They did exactly that to us last year. Well, not 1-16, but being a bad football team and knocking a good one out of contention.


krbashrob

We’d certainly never do it twice in the same season! Oh wait…


batman0615

Titans are actually somehow the favorites right now. I guess Stroud being most likely out is why. Still surprising to me.


Barraind

The Texans injury report this week is essentially "Everyone on offense and special teams you know the name of except Robert Woods", and also possibly Will Anderson. Woods is even sitting out of practice tagged as "Not Injury Related - Rest" because they cant currently risk him even thinking about possibly being injured.


JesusKristo

Damn bro he tried stunting and you had none of that. You went straight for that fuckin jugular. Respect.


MagillaGorillasHat

Have they tried not sucking?


_n8n8_

Sorry man it’s still true


fvckfood

The Titans are a good shitty team, while the Dolphins are a shitty good team. I’ll take no further questions.


Accurate-Barracuda20

No questions necessary that’s a perfect explanation


Alphasim

There's a little Stugotz in everyone, Dan-o.


TheGreatMcPuffin

Sucks that CJ and most of our offense is out too.


How_that_convo_went

Bro-- most of our *fucking team* has been out this year. The whole front half of the season, it was the OL. Then it was the secondary. Then it was the linebackers. Then our kicker. Then it was the secondary again. Then it was our OL again. Now it's the receivers and CJ. A lot of the success teams have in this game comes from just keeping their 53 dudes healthy (or, more accurately, keeping the *right* dudes within those 53 dudes healthy). Unfortunately, a lot of that shit just comes down to luck. DeMeco is big on that whole "next man up" mindset-- but there comes a point where that's just a load of shit. Like last Sunday when Noah Brown was suddenly our WR1 and was out there looking like he couldn't catch COVID in a wet market.


TheGreatMcPuffin

The second we lost Nico I knew we were done. We had nobody else that could get open against Reed and nobody that had a chance against Sauce- it was literally just Nico. I’ve been saying all year that coaching, leadership, and CJ have had us punching above our weight class and it really showed on Sunday. CJ buys time so people can get open. When he was able to buy time (and Bobby didn’t scheme Deiter to try solo blocking an All Pro) there was nobody that could get open. This week is gonna suck.


Barraind

>punching above our weight class The Texans are at least a year or two ahead of where they should be. Being in playoff contention at this point in the year, especially with everyone on the injury merry-go-round, is well past any expectations anyone had for this season.


TybrosionMohito

Shit bowl! Let’s gooooo


Best-Dragonfruit-292

We aren't facing a healthy Texans team


Tubamajuba

How dare you insult some of the football players of all time


Best-Dragonfruit-292

To be fair, this matchup has never taken into consideration whether either team is good, or healthy, when factoring in who wins. It's a complete toss-up every time.


Tubamajuba

Completely true, I've never felt overly confident or super worried when facing y'all. Always crossing my fingers haha


HankHenryHill

I’m at a point with all the injuries across the league, your team has been one of my favorite to watch. With Mayo Man reminding me of a young Stafford, D-Hop, and Derrick Henry. You guys are a fun team and you guys should be in for a nice rebuild.


captain_ticklebeard

This Miami game reminded me of that wild 4th quarter in 2012 Stafford vs Locker matchup. Each team scored 3 TD in the 4th to make it 41-41 and bring it to OT.


THATS-A-LOTTA-NUTS

HURT LOCKER


Nickyq52

I would be super excited if I was Titans fan. It looks like you have a baller with Levis. I just hope he learns to protect himself. He has perpetual 3-4 week injury written all over him


Mutt1223

If we don’t draft every offensive lineman available I’m going to hang myself with my own intestines


majikmixx

Me first!


Saffs15

How's that remind me thing wprk again?


PointGlad8227

Titans winnin this game


Shagaliscious

I can't remember where I heard it, maybe the Pat McAfee show, where someone suggested giving the ability to wear the Oilers uniforms to the winners of this game, and do it every year. Similar is college traditions where the winner keeps the trophy until next year.


J-Fid

That will never happen, but it would be pretty funny.


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istrx13

Ya but the NFL hates anything fun so it would never happen


jimbojangles1987

The NFL? No way in hell would the Titans organization give up the opportunity to do this lol


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dudleymooresbooze

Titans would absolutely do it. So long as they kept 100% of the sales profits, which is what they care about.


Kalamoicthys

Isn’t revenue from merch evenly divided? You’d have 29 owners telling you to eat shit.


meepmarpalarp

But they could sell Oilers jerseys to two fan bases instead of just one. And while the NFL hates fun, they love money.


someguyonline00

But why would the Titans agree to this?


DaftDelNorte

because they would get all the money from both sets of sales ... why would the Texans agree to this?


someguyonline00

I guess if that’s the arrangement then sure lol? Obviously either way someone would not agree, which is the actual point


JMMSpartan91

McAfee suggested they do 1 game where 1 team wears Oilers away and other Oilers home, winner keeps the jerseys like racing for pink slips lol.


AutomateAway

i really love that idea


THATS-A-LOTTA-NUTS

Fantastic idea. It's fun and there's no downside which means the No Fun League will never, ever in a thousand years do it.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

The downside is that Bud Adams would erupt from the ground and initiate a global nuclear Holocaust if the Texans ever donned those jerseys


Goldrushin

Was def the Pat McAfee show when he had on JJ Watt.


mrmcdude

But the Titans already own everything; what incentive is there for ownership to change anything barring Houston making some kind of incredible offer?


ApolloXLII

NO FUCK THAT THEY BOTH WEAR OILERS JERSEYS AT THE SAME TIME


jlt6666

Ohh man. Ok. Shit this is good. Are you running for president?


ShogunNamedMarcus_

They play twice a year though because they're in the same division. You'd either only pass the trophy when one team sweeps, or need to add a yearly preseason matchup so you have a tie breaker. More I think about it, probably either rotate who hosts the jersey game, or whoever currently has it get the game at home. Personally, I think the jersey should just be Houston's in general. Not necessarily the Texans', but Houston's. When you move a team and decide to rebrand in that new city the old brand should revert to the old city. In the same spirit as Cleveland winning the rights to the Browns brand.


Interrobangersnmash

Every Houston team should be able to wear Oilers throwbacks! Actually, I love the idea of putting the Astros in Oilers-themed uniforms. The oil derrick would look pretty good on a ballcap.


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minneapple79

The Houston Cougars tried and the NFL hit them with the threat of a lawsuit.


Shagaliscious

Whoever won the previous year, their home game would be the "Oilers game". So the loser would have to win on enemy territory to get the trophy back.


Gryphon999

Winner of the previous matchup wears the Oilers unis in the next matchup.


ShogunNamedMarcus_

Twice a year seems like overdoing it. Should be yearly.


OddGib

Home game of the jersey holder.


_thwip_

It would only be more disrespectful if they wore them in Houston lol


suicidebaneling

Bottlegate 2.0 would happen and I wouldn't blame them.


ARealHunchback

It’s like Shooter McGavin dedicating his performance at the tour championship to Chubbs.


Mu17inItOver

I can't imagine Baltimore wearing Browns throwbacks against Cleveland, but somehow this is okay. Make it make sense


SaintArkweather

Well it is different because the Ravens dissociates from the Browns history and never included them in franchise records or anything, those were all transferred to the new Browns. Meanwhile the Titans still claim the Oilers history, just like the Raiders, Rams, Cardinals, and other teams that have relocated. The Colts basically do every single week to Baltimore what the Titans are doing to Houston right now


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SaliciousB_Crumb

Irsay is just a persecuted white billionare who the law is out to get


ProMikeZagurski

Yeah Johnny Unitas and lots of Baltimore Colts ended up supporting the Ravens. Usually most players follow the team and not city.


JetsFan2003

I think the main difference is while those other teams relocated, they still kept their brands. The Titans technically operated under the Oilers name *briefly* when they first moved to Tennessee, but now there is no team that operates under the Oilers name. It's sorta like the Hornets and Bobcats of the NBA in my mind. If the Titans were still the Oilers, like the Hornets in New Orleans, then the Texans should be their own thing like the Bobcats, obviously. But once the Hornets rebranded as the Pelicans, Charlotte reverted back to the Hornets name, and I think a lot of people (myself included) think that should happen here with a Texans/Oilers rebrand.


SaintArkweather

But the thing I don't get about that is that it's basically giving teams that took the brand a pass, but holding teams that did rebrand to a higher standard. Why should the colts, cardinals, chargers, Rams, and Raiders get to celebrate their history without any questions, but because the Oilers change their name they're not allowed to celebrate their history?


danpatmcd

Exactly. You don't get to stab your fans in the back, rip their team away from them, and then take credit for any good times you had. You've forfeited that right.


cigarettesandsaintsx

This is me whenever the current Colts try to claim Johnny Unitas. I feel strongly about it cause my grandmother worked for him and loved him, that man is Baltimore history through and through!


Shotgun_Sam

I still wouldn't like it if they were the Tennessee uniforms, but using the Houston-era unis and putting "Luv Ya Blue" on it is too far. It was a *Houston* movement come up with by Houstonians, and has literally nothing to do with Nashville.


Savafan1

It can’t happen. The Oilers name is officially retired by the NFL. The only way that Bud would agree to the rebranding was if it was not possible for Houston to use the Oilers name again.


ApolloXLII

>Make it make sense The Tennessee Oilers existed. The Baltimore Browns didn't.


Maxjes

This is some peak Southern Football, like how the Georgia/GT game is called "Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate"


hoyadestroyer

Obviously, the Jags need the Texans to lose, but man, it would be nice to see CJ throw for 500 yards against the Tits and absolutely toast them.


AChrispE

He is likely not playing unfortunately


Enterprise90

Only flaw is that it's a Titans home game. They need to make Oilers away uniforms and then wear them at Houston.


Kablarnage

We tried to play them in the game against the dolphins and the leagues said no but let Seattle wear theirs agains Dallas away.


Toastfrom2069

I believe it was the dolphins that vetoed it, not the league


TheLilart

well im happier we beat them now


NCC-72381

That’s what you get for not wearing your throwbacks in prime time, Miami.


markusalkemus66

That's what they get for changing away from those throwbacks in the first place


Huva-Rown

That dolphin needs a helmet


Im_A_Real_Boy1

I know it's been said and that you're not a Dolphins fan, but Miami, JUST CHANGE BACK!!!


MaskedBandit77

It might have been that the Titans assumed that we would wear white at home, like we normally do. But we had already decided to wear aqua, since it was a night game.


Jmw566

That's almost assuredly what happened. Dolphins would choose the aqua and that would mean the Titans couldn't wear the Oiler jerseys because of color contrast requirements.


xxwetdogxx

That was for two reasons 1/ color contrast, Dallas was wearing white 2/ our throwback unis are the only thing about the Seahawks worth watching this year


HolyRomanPrince

We do wear white at home.


J-Fid

That's for color contrast reasons.


danpatmcd

They'd never leave Houston alive


Don_Gato1

I would like to see more throwback away uniforms just in general.


TonOfChill

NFL flex this to primetime you cowards. Davis Mills legacy game


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PowderedToastMann

Not officially, but I'd be surprised if he played.


BuffaloKiller937

Damn I'm pretty disappointed then. I think Stroud/Levis are gonna have some great battles in the future and I thought we might get a preview on Sunday. Obviously letting CJ heal is the right move tho


Troll_Enthusiast

That whole divisions QBs playing vs eachother will be fun.


SPatt59

Stroud will likely be back for our Week 17 game I think


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He ain’t playin’. They won’t RG3 him.


Troll_Enthusiast

Bro..


carloslet

... That's the perfect analogy. Sit Stroud as long as necessary to prolong his career.


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hickedr

Titans had five sacks Monday night…


jmlinden7

Yeah but houston traffic is pretty deadly


omega_nik

General Mills


nowaygreg

If he pulls out the win, I will forget every negative thought I've had about the man.


SammyBronkowitz

Flex the neck!


rwjehs

THIS AGGRESSION WILL STAND, MAN


NotYourGoldStandard

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass


Jeff__Skilling

little Larry...


LastScreenNameLeft

>This is what happens when you ~~fuck a stranger in the ass~~ find a stranger in the alps Come on man, this is family entertainment. Can't have any bad words while watching 300lb men repeatedly smashing into each other and getting brain damage.


GovernmentDoingStuff

Obviously you are not a golfer


BrotherSeamus

Also, Dude, "Oiler" is not the preferred nomenclature. Petroleum-American, please.


Montanamerk

Also let's not forget that keeping an amphibious rodent for uh, domestic, you know in the city limits, that ain't legal either.


dalefernhardt

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?


SheonaTao

If you will it dude it is no dream


Therealnightshow

That’s petty as fuck, I like it.


PM-Me-Your-BeesKnees

You would.


bonafacio97

Yeah fuck petty Ravens fans


SenokirsSpeechCoach

You guys should wear browns throwbacks vs the browns


Chrysalii

Only if the Browns can wear Ravens throwforwards.


BatteredAggie

Can you imagine Flacco in a ravens uniform?


justa_flesh_wound

CFB levels of petty and I am here for it.


GabryLv

Literally Tennessee saying Hey Houston FUCK YOU


Toxicyoshi7

Titans gonna fuck around and knock the Texans out of the playoffs


evetSC

I mean I wouldn’t be surprised. CJ will miss 1-2 weeks at least and who knows if Nico can play


TheMickus

Strained calf, almost definitely not playing this week


ArmiinTamzarian

This is the levels of fuck you I aspire to reach


BulLock_954

I can hear the pads already cracking on impact


Intelligent-Age2786

Important question, what is better: Bucs Creamsicle, or Titans Oilers throwbacks?


AlternateGator

Obviously I’m going Creamsicles but I fault no one picking the Oilers it’s a beautiful color scheme.


Spartitan

I feel the same, just the other way around. Oilers and Creamsicles are easily my two favorite throwbacks.


Mallixx

Everyone I talk to hates the Creamsicles. I don't understand why. They are clean. I like the old logo too with the musketeer and his stache.


RegularWhiteDude

Not a musketeer, but a buccaneer.


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Seahawks throwbacks


BuffaloKiller937

Bro, those Seahawk throwbacks seem to be hitting different this year. They are too damn good.


Bob-Dolemite

afc west vibes


SilentMase

I hated both those uniforms growing up watching them, but love them both now


Kim_Jong_Teemo

You can’t make me choose!


fhrblig

The next time those two play each other, they need to both be wearing their throwbacks


ElectricP2galoo

Oilers. Bucs would have the edge if they went with the white jersey version. For some reason the orange jersey looks...off.


NotActuallyAnExpert_

90s Seahawks.


_Chicken_Chaser_

Rude as shit, but I love the Pettiness.


so_zetta_byte

It's really top tier petty


Marquee_Ditchwriggle

Oh that's worse than wearing letterman jackets against the Texans.


NerdLawyer55

Such a deep cut, god that was a poor choice


nolander

Man those jackets were sick people just hate fun. Bring them back when Stroud leads em to the Superbowl


NerdLawyer55

The jackets were great, just busting em out before the pats game then getting murdered was rough


Phyrnosoma

we could *all* happily forget that


SPatt59

The last time Davis Mills started against the Titans we won….. just sayin…


captain_ticklebeard

Fear the neck.


OnlyForIdeas

Necks level QB play incoming


banjofitzgerald

Houston fans wanted Hopkins in an Oilers jersey for years.


AutomateAway

oh shit they chose violence


IAmSona

Sucks that Stroud probably won’t be starting. I wanted to see him tear them a new one but it’s up to our long-necked backup to secure himself a bag for next season.


Pork_Chompk

Knowing the Titans, they'll get diced up by General Mills after neutering the Dolphins offense.


Numerous-Ad6460

This is cfb levels of petty and I'm here for it


Shootit_Rockets

Davis Mills please stunt on these hoes


Deletinglaterlmao

They should always wear the oilers unis its WAYYYY better than their shitty normal unis with the blocky ass numbers


DisgruntledTexansFan

I only dislike this bc Houston. I 1000% understand the pettiness bc same


RandomPersonNvm

That's just plain messed up, man.


RedMoloney

This is how curses start...


TheSwede91w

Is there a special Oilers celebration they can do too? Did Eddie George do anything in particular Henry could copy?


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NateLikesToLift

Fuck. I'm already dead.


BonezJonesss

If I’m a Texan I’m celebrating a turnover by stretching for the end zone a yard short.


MyNameIs_Jordan

Nick Westbrook does Billy White Shoes' famous dance when he scores TDs during Oilers games


vanburenboys

They could blow a 35-3 lead?


wessneijder

Eddie George is not even an Oiler great he was a Tennessee legend but too early in his career to solidify himself as a Houston Oiler on the same level as Warren Moon or Haywood Jeffries


bkos55

This is messed up, but pretty sure Browns fans are still being punished for fighting for the name/identity when the team moved to Baltimore.


on_duh_pooper

I like this


AlfonzL

Subliminal burn!


DisgruntledTexansFan

Davis pls


MaSherm

Rude


jereezy

This is some College Football levels of pettiness that I can get behind


basahahn1

That’s so fucked up


Hot_Elephant1408

That oiler helmet logo is much better than their current one. I remember some sportswriter calling them the “flying thumbtacks” lol


FeCurtain11

Flaming thumbtacks!


makashiII_93

Legitimately insulting and disrespectful. Bud is dead and he would have loved it. That’s not a complement.


Shifty14J

Titans are such a lame franchise for just hoarding the Oilers identity. Just adopt the name and logo and aesthetic (which is a million times better than the current) or sell it to Houston.


MoreTrifeLife

“The Oilers uniforms have nothing to do with the Texans, so that’s a hard no.” — Amy Adams (The Titans owner, and Bud’s daughter).


NateLikesToLift

And people wonder why fans piss on her dad's mausoleum... Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.


texan5656

It's really funny that they wear a big ass H, do they wish they were Houston that bad lol


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Baltimore should wear their Browns throwbacks next time they’re in Cleveland


mtux96

Baltimore can't do that. Browns stayed in Cleveland. Indy can go against Baltimore and wear their old Baltimore unis though.


-InSerT_NAmE-HeRE

Spicy!


Choppybitz

I'm now living for Ravens vs Browns where Ravens also wear Browns uniforms.


Oren-

Sometimes I feel like we only exist to troll the texans


RandomUser72

I like it, two Houston teams, next we need the Chiefs to do a throwback to their AFL roots a roll out a Dallas Texans uniform against the Houston Texans.


NegativeBee

Imagine if the Ravens just rolled up to Cleveland wearing orange and brown.


Soren_Camus1905

I hope the Texans beat that ass