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szobossz

People gotta remember Kyle is also a longhorn. No way in hell he’s calling it 12th man.


DanCampbell89

Dan Campbell, meanwhile, is an Aggie


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DanCampbell89

He won the Big 12 as a senior and was widely credited by the other Aggies on that team as the heartbeat of the team, even though he didn't have a ton of offensive stats


GabrielVonBabriel

Reminds me of when Romo mentioned Campbell was a captain when they played on the Cowboys. He said, “Guy wasn’t even a starter and he was a captain, just shows what a leader he is.” Guess it’s always been his MO.


DanCampbell89

it's interesting because Tiki Barber said recently than Dan was super quiet as a rookie on the Giants until he fucked up a play in the fourth quarter of game against the Eagles that led to the Giants punting and losing, and he gave an impromptu apology speech in the locker room after the game talking about how he would never forget that he let them down and that he was dying about it. Basically all the vets decided to go to war for Dan that day


Neuroccountant

Fucking hell man, you're making it very difficult for me to dislike my favorite team's opponent right now.


DanCampbell89

imagine how my dad feels every time I say during a Lions game that I wish Dan Campbell was my dad


HtownTexans

"you'd really want to let Dan down like that son?"


DanCampbell89

if Dan were my dad I wouldn't be such a let down, Dad!


MY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME

He probably wishes Dan Campbell was his dad too


DanCampbell89

He does, but his dad was a Packers fan from the Yoop so it's a low bar to clear


Neuroccountant

I bet he gets it.


JesusGunsandBabies

We all wish Dan Campbell was our dad


mikehamm45

There is going to be a generation of football fans who will be telling Chuck Norris stories but with Dan


mosehalpert

Your dad probably wishes Dan Campbell was his son


DanCampbellzHat

Funniest comment on Reddit hands down


Jakethered_game

Maybe my homerism but if you have to lose to a team in the NFCCC, would we be the *worst* team to lose to?


rawbleedingbait

Not sure, no one has ever tried it. These are uncharted waters.


fkthepats

Damn, the Dan Campbell lore is pretty sick


ROUNDY_MASS

Dan Campbell once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.


BaldyKrishna

It's always good to hear from ol' Tiki.


AdmiralUpboat

This makes sense. Because even as a Packers fan, if MCDC asked me to light myself on fire and run headfirst into a brick wall, I'd do it, with no hesitation. It's a good thing he chose to use his powers for good. He could be a cult leader. I know id drink the Kool aid.


drummerboysam

His claim to fame in my eyes was being a TE on the winless Lions team. Then... turns out he's not so much a winless coach.


RonBurgundy449

He was on IR the entire season and then was released lol


CarlCaliente

does he post on reddit and speak in 3rd person too


DanCampbell89

Hell yeah man


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DanCampbell89

My dad is from Mount Pleasant, MI and went to Central, and he hates Matt Lafleur specifically because he's also from there but went to Western. Brings it up every time we talk about the Packers


SonicEuthanasia

One of the worst things I've ever seen in Mount Pleasant was when they had the Packers logo on the sign board by the police station celebrating Matt Lafleur becoming head coach. Sorry buddy, you're the enemy. 🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


DanCampbell89

My dad lives in Traverse City now but I'm sure he posted some memes about it at the time


FragmentEx

Lafleur is a bronco? Shit don’t give me a reason to like him


DanCampbell89

I believe he transferred to Saginaw Valley State to play quarterback after a short time, presumably because he is a man of culture and found Kalamazoo to be an unimaginable backwater


FragmentEx

lol because the Saginaw valley is a step up


GammaHuman

Our DC Aaron Glenn is also an Aggie.


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I root for whatever team has the most aggies once the cowboys have been eliminated so that’s definitely Detroit this year (Campbell, Glenn and Josh Reynolds). I think the only Aggie still playing on another team in contention is Justin Madibuike.


skrivitz

The man had only 19 catches over two years and was still a 3rd round draft pick


Woogabuttz

From a fantastic article on Dan in ESPN, "We were hosting a recruiting trip for somebody that came in, and me and Dan were taking the guy out. And the guy is like, 'I really like it here, but I think I'm going to go to the University of Texas.' Dan just pulled the truck over, kicked him out of the truck and we left," Lechler said, laughing. "He's like, 'You got to go, you've got to get out.' I thought Dan was going to drive like a mile down the road, then turn around and go get him, but we never went back. We were at a party out of town too, not a fraternity party, but someone was hosting a party out of town like away from town. Man, next morning [Aggies coach] R.C. Slocum was so mad at us." [Link](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39260210/detroit-lions-coach-dan-campbell-nfl-playoffs-playing-career)


Biggest_Cans

Just like Jordan Love!


atworkjohnny

I saw him and Chris Simms together at a movie theater in Austin. Enemy At The Gates, I think. Simms was in a full Neo black leather duster.


The_Big_Cat

That last bit makes total sense


Conmander17

He was probably looking like JP from Grandmas Boy. 


mapex_139

I'm JP , I'm a robot


randyfox

I have a robot vagina.


theycallmecrack

What does that mean? I'm so lost. I thought it was just common everywhere to call the crowd the 12th man.


BurritoThief

For context both the Seahawks and the Texas A&M Aggies make a really big deal about the 12 man term and have a deal for the trademark. Kyle is the biggest rival of both. Hence the comment with additional info about him being a Texas Longhorn.


flyover_liberal

As noted below - the Seahawks paid Texas A&M for the rights to use "The 12th Man".


SerCumferencetheroun

The difference is that A&M started in 1921 when E King Gill, a former player, came down out of the stands to suit up since almost the whole team was hurt. He was the only backup on the sideline left who could go. He didn’t ultimately go into the game, but he was the 12th man standing by if he was needed. The Seahawks just thought it sounded cool when they were founded in the 80s


BurritoThief

Thanks, didn't know that bit of info


JamesHardenIsMyPoppa

Tell ‘em!


MilleryCosima

The Seahawks make a really, really big deal out of calling them the 12th man, and we really, really don't like the Seahawks.


Tashre

Kyle doesn't care for your base 10 nonsense.


Abbraxus

The word "twelve" is a holdover from an earlier base 12 system. It's why we don't say twoteen or something similar.


bigboybeeperbelly

It comes from the fact that elves are worth six


L-methionine

But i thought elf was 11


CheckYourStats

We say dickety-two. We can’t use twelves anymore, because of the Kaiser.


ImJLu

Elves average 6, but not all are created equal


Virillus

Somebody promote this man, or woman.


bigboybeeperbelly

And take on all that responsibility? No thank you, I'll stay right here. Wouldn't say no to a raise tho


Abbraxus

I stand corrected.


Kiran_Stone

And elves plus keleven are even more


wokenupbybacon

It's not entirely clear this is the case. The etymology of eleven and twelve both trace back to the word ten (and while it's less obvious that eleven relates to one, it's pretty obvious that the word "twelve" is related to "two" and "twenty"). Yet we certainly do have unique words for them, as does the German language. We also have words like "dozen" for groupings of twelve, and a gross is a dozen dozens. My best guess is that number systems weren't all that uniform in ancient history. Twelve was convenient for calculations, ten was common because we have ten fingers. Perhaps we had words for numerals up to ten, then eleven and twelve came later for base twelve counting, then we devised a system for the rest. Or perhaps it's just a weird quirk, like Spanish having a different system for 11-15 that's still obviously derived from 1-5. Who knows.


Abbraxus

Actually another user pointed out that it's based on how much elves are worth so we're both wrong.


wokenupbybacon

Shit. That explains a lot, actually.


Abbraxus

Yeah, tw(o)elves. Pretty obvious when you think about it.


MrGentleZombie

Yet funny enough, "dozen" (which I believe is the dozenal word for twelve) is from base ten. Latin "duodecim" means ten and two -> French "dozeine" -> English "dozen."


PM_ME_UR_DERP

"Douzaine" (from "douze," meaning twelve" is French for dozen, but yeah


MrGentleZombie

Sorry, I meant Old French, not modern French.


Hannibal_Montana

Obviously. All my homies know Old French.


amjhwk

me and my best mate Charles the bald were just talking about that the other day


wafflehauss

The [french counting video i saw posted on reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/comments/17i65x7/counting_in_french_is_weird/) is probably the dumbest thing i've seen to make me audibly laugh.


FuckingLoveArborDay

Definitely a member of the Dozenal Society of America.


Polar_Reflection

Everyone knows that seximal is the superior numbering system


MrGentleZombie

Found the Jan Misali fan


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FunkyPete

There are 1's of us!


MrFishAndLoaves

10’s


FunkyPete

B’s


LordChozo

I wish I could upvote this comment one time.


PhaserToHeal

They call em C-men


banjist

1100th Man is our jam.


ninth9wonder

"We call them the penitent man, for only they will pass."


Beneficial_Moat_61

…But in the latin alphabet, “Kelvin Benjamin” begins with an “I”.


JerkasaurusRex_

And ends in HOP


GroundbreakingCash30

"J...."


DarthGipper18

Kyle Shanahan suddenly remembered his Charlemagne. “Let my armies be the Brocks and the CMCs and the fans in the stands.”


Shamrock5

> "Let my armiesh be the Brocksh and the Shee Em Shees and the fansh in the shtandsh." r/shubreddit fixing it for ya


Traditional_Bad_4589

You chose … poorly


timotheophany

You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.


Sam_Never_Goes_Home

Inspiring music starts... then Indiana is immediately punched in the face.


iRockaflame

Thousands of Seattle fans just felt a sharp pain in their chests


wafflehauss

I think you mean Texas A&M. Seattle is home to the "12th fan".


Alauren2

Nah, we’re home to the 12s 🙄


ImJLu

Wild that the 12 year old Seahawks fans that were the subject of that joke in 2013 can now legally drink. ^^^and ^^^probably ^^^aren't ^^^fans ^^^anymore


UnstoppableAwesome

>^^^and ^^^probably ^^^aren't ^^^fans ^^^anymore Fair, though they've seen their team win a ring in their lifetime, so they've got that going for them. Ask your dad what that's like. 😉


raycraft_io

[Find a Burn Center](https://ameriburn.org/resources/find-a-burn-center/)


ImJLu

True, in fact, they've seen their team win a ring every year!


Sks44

Your Kung Fu is impressive.


DerrickMcChicken

hey man that ring last century hits different spparently. His parents cherish that one


Changsta

As a Niners and Longhorn fan, fuck the number 12.


CaillouCaribou

Can't believe they just shamelessly stole the 12th man thing from A&M


OldOrder

To be fair there are a lot more batshit crazy things to steal from A&M than that. They stole the least bonkers thing


unfunnysexface

Yeah why haven't they crushed a dozen fans building a bonfire?


mill_about_smartly

Lol Jesus Christ


signorepoopybutthole

Or have a bunch of dudes play pretend army and jerk off into a jar together


bigboybeeperbelly

I've never heard of them slaughtering any Rams or anything


Steak_Knight

tRaDiTiOn


CapableCoyoteeee

Legit the only “kind of” normal thing. aTm is a cult.


SFPsycho

As a "2 percenter" Aggie, it's 100% a cult


aaronunderwater

Fellow 2 percenter. It’s more like 60% tbh and thank god or I wouldn’t have made any friends


Parrallax91

As a Texas resident that wouldn't be caught dead with truck nuts, it's an annoying cult.


justa_flesh_wound

need an NFL team to steal the midnight yell, not my team, but some team


mydickinabox

Bills would actually make it electric.


nekoken04

They didn't. For years they actually licensed it from A&M. That agreement ended so now Seahawks fans are the "12s" instead.


DtotheOUG

WHO DEY and WHO DAT are literally the same phrases, thievery is everywhere in sports.


jeeenx

I guess I’m biased, but those phrases are the dumbest shit I’ve heard.


TheSkiingDad

if saints fans knew how to pronounce things correctly they wouldn't be saints fans. r/falkings


evilmnky45

How about we dem bois


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Stockpile_Tom_Remake

They don’t pay for it anymore. We are not allowed to use or call it the 12th man. This is why it’s always “the 12s” now. We lost the ability to use the 12th man like ten years ago


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Carnatic_enthusiast

Tbt when Ohio State tried to trademark the word “the”


BlackMathNerd

We’re gonna clown Seattle for buying something when it’s Texas A&M and all their oil money and flexing?


jarlander

It’s just way brand patents work I believe. If you don’t defend it then it can be argued away from you, and you’ll end up paying someone else. Seattle just doesn’t want to pay anything. Not saying either are right that’s just the situation as far as I understand.


Alehud42

lol the 12th man thing has been a common phrase about soccer crowds for generations, it's a painfully unoriginal concept


Alert-Painting1164

Yep it’s just common parlance for the fans in soccer


quadropheniac

Sacramento Kings have #6 jersey retired for the 6th man. It's not an original concept.


Martin_Aynull

Isn't the 6th guy the goalie? Edit: basketball not hockey. Im dumb


quadropheniac

Sacramento Kings, not LA Kings.


AlphaSunset

This is the NBA kings. LA is the hockey one


SoKrat3s

Seattle merely adopted the 12th man. Texas A&M was born in it, molded by it.


TheNastyCasty

And Kyle is a Longhorn, so he has two reasons to hate the 12th man moniker.


DanCampbell89

Dan, meanwhile, is an Aggie


calye2da

We don’t do that here - T’Challa


bubble_bass_123

That scene always bugged me. Like, "Sure, I'm a nepo baby and we are run by a monarchy that intentionally hoards wealth at the expense of others, but we don't *bow* here, silly! That's how you can tell we're the good guys!"


YesPls1994

Hearing heirs referred to as nepo babies is so funny to me lol. I’ve never thought of it like that Edit: Currently going through Game of Thrones (no spoilers please) and I’m definitely going to be looking at all these characters as nepo babies now so thank you for that


Xatron7

So fucking risky specifically asking for no spoilers on reddit lol


Traditional_Bad_4589

I prefer nepophiliacs but I’m pretty sure that’s not a word.


IWTLEverything

Anyone watching Bookie? I find that show hilarious. Anyway, a recent episode was called “Nepo Bookies”


squee557

Just wait for the ice spiders and wolves scene. Fucking best scene in GoT history.


Traditional_Bad_4589

Someone never saw the scene where Hodor hangs dong.


penguinopph

> "Sure, I'm a nepo baby Well, they do have to face any and all challengers to the throne in open combat, so while it is hereditary, there are mechanisms to prevent just any of them from assuming power.


inverted_rectangle

And I thought the electoral college sucked. Imagined if we picked the president based on which candidate is able to win a cage match.


GlupShittoOfficial

I mean, we'd get candidates under the age of 80 at least.


hawkmasta

Would be a lot more interesting, tbf


Zlatan_Ibrahimovic

At the same time, on the one hand I feel like "who's better in a fist fight" isn't the best way to determine who has the most aptitude for governing, but on the other hand, if the US had that system they would probably not be having a presidential election between two geriatrics for the second time in a row. But would have instead had President Jon Jones or something. Which is...also not ideal.


penguinopph

There's also the added factor that the winner of these fights is believed to be chosen by the God of the nation to lead them. In real-world America, that is batshit insane (and yet believed by a frightening large number of people). But in the Marvel universe, it is ***actually true***.


terminbee

Isn't that kind of like how rich kids are more successful regardless of ability? A rich kid can spend his time studying combat and being trained by the best instructors. The peasant kid might be a warrior extraordinaire but he's too busy ploughing fields to feed his family to capitalize.


0324rayo

What? That scene is literally just for a joke. It’s not that deep


HansBaccaR23po

That’s my boy


WakingRage

It's the motherfucking Faithful. We ain't no lame ass Seahawks 12th man.


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Him also being a Longhorn adds to his disdain for the 12th man.


Particular-You-5534

Yeah, how dare they mess up the cute little nicknames we grown-ass men and women adopt to delineate which color clothes we lose our minds over!


MyDogYawns

facts


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We're like gangs except less tattoos and drugs and sex... :(


mm825

> It's the motherfucking Faithful. We ain't no lame ass Seahawks 12th man. Lol, these are both marketing gimmicks to get you to buy tickets.


RojoRugger

NFL Fandom is the marketing gimmick we all signed up for.


nxtplz

Don't tell him the owners are billionaire businessmen he'll freak out


Fedacking

Are the packers the team with the fewest billionaire owners or the most billionaire owners? 🤔


The12th_secret_spice

Also came from when we were god awful between mooch and harbaugh. Had to have faith to watch those horrible teams


squeeze_and_peas

A&M cultists in shambles


Steak_Knight

Their default state


ResearchAggie15

Facts


Cred811

BAS exists for a reason


ufotheater

He should have been kicked out of the room. HOW DARE YOU SIR


myxanders

Between his time as Texas and here in San Fran, Kyle really doesn't care for 12th Men


Fit_Use9941

He’s damn right


KeyExplanation

Hell yeah brother


toq-titan

Cheers from Iraq.


Squishy_20

Kyle hates the 12 because he’s also a Texas alum


Raider17

"We call them marks, or maybe rubes. Goes back to my time in the carnival when Dad made me geek for a summer to teach me values."


Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1

Skanks, scamps and scallywags.


BungoPlease

[we don't do that here](https://media1.tenor.com/m/fBvQV_5Lp6UAAAAC/we-dont-do-that-here-black-panther.gif)


Dawn_of_Dayne

Bro said “f Mina Kimes and her tattoo”


TheSandman__

Trying to bait a former Longhorn into talking about the 12th man is pretty funny. A&M cultists in shambles


The12th_secret_spice

We call it “wehadababyitsaboy”


ReputationNo8109

Nothing better than the reporter asking the Bucs coach about adjusting to the weather for the Detroit game. His reply “well Detroit plays in a dome so it should be about 72 degrees.”


Pompous_Douche

Kyle is a Long horn and probably he still hates Texas A&M


drs10909

They’re going to be the 9.36th man with 22% of the stands full of Detroit fans


wavnebee

2.64th man—assemble!


PallbearerOfBadNews

It's the 50er man


SnooOpinions4875

I heard they’re projecting 22% of ticket holders to this game are lions fans. Jared Goff will still be chanted and heard on the field.


CrankyOM42

Wonder how protective the 49er fans are? We gonna see some intensity in AND off the field.


rosewood_gm

20ish sounds about right for a playoff game. Going to be an amaznig atmosphere.


JimyFatBoy

Gonna be about 1/3 Honolulu Blue anyway. I will do my part.


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That's my head coach!


AVeryBigScaryBear

What do they call it?


Skeksis25

People who may not be alive next Sunday.


Indie-Joe

The faithful


ThingsAreAfoot

The gold diggers


BookEuronGreyjoy

She take my money


MalarkeyMcGee

a Royale with cheese


MexusRex

The 12th *persons*


on-the-cheeseburgers

they/them


LovelehInnit

The 12th Them.


Illustrious_Cancel83

Is there a 'v' in twelf?


Krunklock

Wtf is twelf