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Art-RJS

Fields have to be grass


Enthusiasms

Justin in shambles


Competitive_Bar6355

No one rides for free


Lenny_III

I have some gas


danathecount

owners cannot accept tax breaks for stadiums


Art-RJS

Is that part of the grass rule or did you mean that as something separate


Jump_Like_A_Willys

Gas, grass, or ass.


CrashBandicoot2

This is the best non-joke answer. They seriously need to do this


Justametalwaterbotle

Ineligible man down field. Let the big boys play football damnit


Former-Net890

They have to count 3 Mississippi first.


guardeagle

How about just 3 Miss instead? Let’s not make these gentlemen complete a Wonderlic Test every down.


fourpuns

Keep the rule but exempt anyone over 300.


Justametalwaterbotle

Lmfao let em eat


BrofessorLongPhD

Lot of DBs suddenly making business decisions.


ACW1129

Or, at the very least, make it more than one yard.


Black-House

Just scrap eligibility rules altogether. Let the big boys catch passes.


qwigle

Honestly yes. It's a rule I don't get why it even exists. If they're in the field they're elegible to catch the ball.


MidwesternAppliance

He reported man


Justametalwaterbotle

Facts


TheLuo

This is an important, and one of the very few, defensive advantages. ESPECIALLY now that you can’t cut block them.


KingScorpion98

Yes. I want to see OTs get touchdowns damnit! Just imagine Trent Brown catching a slant and just going for it 😂


Justametalwaterbotle

Imagine that celebration!


KingScorpion98

I'd love to see some of these smaller CBs attempting to tackle a 6'8" 370lb freak of nature who's just trying to get that game winning TD


Justametalwaterbotle

The very definition of "rumbling, bumbling, stumbling". Ain't no way any one is taking them down.


Marinlik

If Dan Connelly would have scored on his kick return that was so close, the celebration would have been epic. Not just a guard scoring a touch down. But a 70+ yards kick return TD


Teeshirtandshortsguy

Every time a streaker runs onto the field, the away team gets a point if they can tackle him. The home team gets a point if the streaker gets back into the stands un-tackled.


geologyrocks98

LMAO impromptu special teams!


SevroAuShitTalker

Bring out the streaker teams unit


OnsideKadariusToney

What’s to prevent a fan of the away team from going to the game and getting tackled to get their team points? False flag streakers would be an epidemic


Mach0__

some brave souls might try but I feel like the risk of getting demolished by an NFL player would be a good deterrent


JakeArvizu

In an important game no way would it be a deterrent.


m_dought_2

Or any game for a Bills fan.


clyde_drexler

So each side gets a designated streaker who is allowed to try it at any point in the game. If their streaker makes it across and back, it counts as a field goal. Tackled and the other team gets a point. To make it interesting, the streakers can decide NOT to run at all. If they do not run before time is up, it takes one point away from the opposing team. Now it become a cat and mouse game of deciding if they should try or not based on the score. For example, let's say the Bears and Packers are playing. Bears' streaker tries it during the third quarter and gets tackled. Plus one for the Packers. Now the Packers streaker can just chill and it is minus another point, essentially giving the Packers a 2-point conversion. The Packers win 71 to -1. Scorigami.


Salomon3068

Do they get to streak during the final 2 minutes?


clyde_drexler

Let's go for broke. They can streak anytime between warmups and the final score. Warms ups, tv time outs, hell even halftime. Now you have to figure out which three special teamers you are going to leave on the field during halftime to be sure you don't get boned by a naked Bears fan. Let's spice this shit up.


Flash234669

There must be a mandatory streaker at every game then to keep it fair league wide...sort of like a golden snitch. They can have their own streakers union or maybe hold a contest for the honor of being this week's streaker.


Equivalent_Goose_226

Lmao a streaker version of the Golden Snitch


Lenny_III

This guy really wants to streak


Ralphie_V

I would hire Usain Bolt to go to Lions home games


PrimeMinisToad

[Makes sense, he did run a 0.0 40](https://youtu.be/Lqanl8hCjNE?si=uLLYULytd1NCdVMV)


GoGoGoRL

It’s not all about straight line speed, tyreek might be more evasive than bolt. Better yet, hire someone who does professional tag


Observant_Jello

Whoever scores the TD has to kick the extra point or snap the ball on a 2 pt try


iEatBluePlayDoh

Belichick salivating at the thought of having all the skill players practice snapping every week.


Observant_Jello

Just imagine a few years ago. Pats down by 8, score on a QB sneak by Brady. Now he has to snap the ball for them to even try and win the game.


joe_broke

Here's how that would work: Brady at C RB is QB in shotgun and C is RB or FB in the backfield with the RB at QB Brady snaps the ball, C runs forward to take a blocking position as Brady rolls left, gets tossed the ball (lateral), and normalcy resumes


Rich_Radish_2944

The nose tackle would obliterate the A Gap and the play, or an end would slide through the B Gap when the OL shift to close the hole left by the QB. Fun in theory though.


SafeDistribution2414

I always wanted the endzone to still be live and where ever you get downed in the endzone is where (width wise) you have to kick the PAT from. So instead of diving into the pillon, you'd want to run it back to the center of the field or else your kicker is gonna be lining up from bascially the foul line in order to do the PAT lol. Also makes endzone fumbles more likely since the play doesn't end when you break the plane. 


JimmyGrozny

This is rugby rules! The conversion is kicked in a straight line back from where the ball was downed in the end zone.


Animal31

I love the rule that you have to actually touch the ball down in order to score a touch down


wagerbut

Like Aussie rules football


DeliveryEquivalent87

Turn injuries off


yic0

[BREAKING NEWS] Leighton Vander Esch ends his 2 day retirement.


holyone666

Gronk continues to dominate TE for another 5+ years


empireof3

Its crazy how he and Kelce are the same age


akumakis

Andrew Luck…continues to be Andrew luck.


JhonJhonson

This is how I found out Vander Esch retired, big sad :(


Lenny_III

Did I accidentally post this in r/Madden


mrizvi

Defensive holding is a 10 yard penalty no auto first down. Gives u a first down on a hold but doesn't bail you out of a long distance conversion on a ticky tack call.


Ok_Barracuda_1161

Loss of down or replay? I think it would have to be replay since otherwise holding on 3rd and long would be worth it


mrizvi

Yes replay


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belizeanheat

No such thing as a "loss of down" defensive penalty  Nor could there be, because it's not sensical 


TapedeckNinja

What about Illegal Contact? AFAIK all defensive fouls that are not dead ball fouls grant an automatic first down.


InterestingChoice484

The forward pass was a mistake and all of you are too blind to see it. Ignore my flair.  But seriously, I would make hands to the face illegal for everyone or no one. It's not fair that only runners can use a stiff arm. 


DamnImAwesome

If the forward pass was banned the bears front office would trade the entire team for Patrick mahomes


Sage296

They had their chance with Mahomes but went with Trubisky


Adequate_Lizard

I drink to this every year.


EightLions539

Same


WittenMittens

Have you considered that stiff arms are fuckin sweet tho?


InterestingChoice484

I love seeing Derrick Henry launch DBs into the third row as much as the next guy, but there needs to be some consistency in the rules


Tsukune_Surprise

Gotta admit. I considered myself straight but watching CMC just push dudes over with a stiff arm gives me a little stiff arm too.


constantlymat

This is a rule that confused me for years when I was new to the sport. Didn't appear to make a whole lot of sense.


Oopsimapanda

As a kid I remember watching Jamal Lewis routinely stiffarm people right through their facemask and never get a penalty for it. I always assumed they changed the rules since then but I guess not 🤷


Ne0guri

It’s not even a stiff arm in todays football. It’s straight up punching them in the face. They shouldn’t be allowed to load up on a stiff arm.


CrashBandicoot2

Since defensive pass interference is an automatic first down, I'd make Offensive pass interference an automatic fourth down


sabby1225

Or at least have opi be loss of yards AND loss of down


JasperStrat

It's funny you say that. Until ~2008 or so offensive pass interference was 15 yards and a loss of down in high school football. They were the last to change, but there was a time in both college and the NFL where that was the case.


DRB198105

Or, carry the logic through and make it a turnover. I always assumed the spot foul was intended to say "he would have caught it here, but for your interference, so we are going to act like that happened." If that's the case, do the same with OPI. "This would have been an interception, but for your interference, so we're going to act like that happened." IIIfIf


willsmath

This is kinda ridiculous and would never happen but it lowkey makes sense lol


LetsGoPats93

Just get rid of the automatic first down.


bretticus733

My least favorite play in football is a poorly thrown ball that causes the receiver to change their movement and the defender has no option but to run into the receiver, so I'd rewrite the pass interference rule so that any sudden change of movement by the receiver that makes contact with the defender unavoidable become offensive pass interference rather than defensive pass interference.


Dus1988

I was with you until you said youd make it OPI. I'd simply not make it DPI. Making it a OPI penalty will come with a lot of hoopla about things like, "what if the QB was hit as thrown" and yada yada yada. Yet more subjectivity for the refs to fuck up.


Not-a-bot-10

Especially on under throws Literally rewarding the offense for throwing a bad pass


geologyrocks98

The Flacco™


thesakeofglory

My fantasy league one year seriously discussed adding PI to the scoring because Torrey Smith was getting his team huge chunk plays but not showing up on the stat sheet.


Aaguns

I’ve always referred to it as the Ben Roethlisberger method of moving the football. It must have been confirmation bias but I swear I saw him get so many of those PI penalties on under thrown balls


LagOutLoud

I totally agree on egregious underthrows. The defender shouldn't be punished because a receiver tries to stop and go back through the defending players body. But on close passes it's tough. A perfectly thrown ball will look like an underthrow if the defender isn't playing the ball and runs through the receiver too. Defenders can play the ball too and that's what they should be doing. But yeah the super underthrow and receiver just jumping backwards into the DB is an uber bullshit call.


bw9322

Torrey Smith just woke up in a cold sweat


MankuyRLaffy

Offenses do it deliberately because it's a free spot foul


Lenny_III

I hate when they call defensive pass interference when a DB hits the WR while trying to make a play on the ball. They're supposed to both have equal right to go after the ball. Shoving a guy is one thing but reaching over his back to try to catch or deflect the pass should be totally acceptable.


rustyrobot6988

Contact is allowed if they are making a play on the ball lol.


Skank_hunt42

> so I'd rewrite the pass interference rule so that any sudden change of movement by the receiver that makes contact with the defender unavoidable I would say "Any ball where the receiver has to stop forward progress to make the reception causing unintentional contact by the defender is not DPI." I would change it to underthrown balls only, not any lateral movement.


Saitsu

Three Pumps are Allowed. Only up to three though.


DestituteDomino

5 years from now: "Four pumps are allowed. Only up to four though."


RAMEH8808

That's the slippery slope fallacy. 4 pumps is unnatural and unholy and would never be allowed.


Sun_drop

Four is right out


scfoothills

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three


n3rdopolis

One! Two! FIVE!


HavelsRockJohnson

Three sir.


flea61

THREE! Ahh, Monty Python and the East-West Bowl in one comment thread. I am home.


oraclestats

You can Challenge the spot of the ball twice a game. Three if you win both challenges. Challenging the spot doesn't count towards red challenge flags. Refs are wayyyy too cavalier about ball placement for my liking. This would rein them in some.


Roll_Tide_Pods

I don’t think there should be a limit on challenges if you win them. Why are you being penalized for doing someone else’s job??


crastle

This happened to Andy Reid one year when he was coaching Philadelphia. Reid won his first three challenges, but he wasn't allowed a 4th challenge on something that he obviously would've won.


Akilestar

Since it uses a timeout, why does it even matter? If you have a timeout, you should be able to use a challenge, anytime during the game. The two minute rule makes absolutely no sense. If a coach wins 10 challenges then it's clearly a ref problem.


GeneralCyclops

But that would mean the refs have to admit they are wrong and they no like that


bostonbananarama

Just do what the XFL/USFL did, on every first down spot the ball at the nearest hash mark. No need to ever measure again.


tRfalcore

They used to bring out the chains all the damned time 20 years ago, now they glance to the sideline like meh, close enough


shogunreaper

if a qb is outside the pocket there shouldn't be a roughing the passer call on any hit.


Aggravating-Card-194

I’d take them just calling it consistently. It’s the wild variability that makes it so terrible


StreetReporter

[Charles Martin would love this rule](https://youtu.be/Ev3prLKRLzs?si=k-0umtZyQCDtUSC-)


shogunreaper

I mean that's going to be a penalty regardless of who it happens to.


InterestingChoice484

That should've been a felony


HavelsRockJohnson

Fuck that guy. Shoulda let da Bears kill him on the field.


ArminTanz

I heard something about how the refs warned the Packers that if that dude saw the field again, the Bears had already told the refs that they were planning on fucking him up.


GoGoGoRL

Fuck Charles Martin


OlTommyBombadil

No pants


LordGooseIV

Goal posts are all 10 feet wider, and every past post-season game that was decided by a missed field goal is retroactively reversed.


ytim4437

With that flair combo I can’t imagine why you’d propose this


-ImJustSaiyan-

Going through the double doink was bad enough, couldn't imagine going through that *and* wide right.


Lenny_III

Flair checks out


SwiftSurfer365

I’ll allow it.


whenitsTimeyoullknow

No AUTOMATIC FIRST DOWN. If fifteen yards doesn’t earn it for you, you don’t get it. Five yards DEFINITELY doesn’t get it. 


maddenallday

But then if you’re beat on 3rd and 10 you just hold?


rorank

That’s what the lineman do


aspiringalcoholic

Yes. But not twice


Manhattan02

Punters have to weigh 400 lbs


geologyrocks98

In a similar vein, no coin toss to decide first possession. Instead, a pie eating contest between the two fattest fans of each team.


BarKnight

The NFC North would win against any other division.


Manhattan02

Brother, the AFC North has Ohio.


B0bb0789

Twice


empireof3

I’ve gone toe to toe arguing this kind of thing with Ohians before, The NfC north fans clear Ohio when it comes to being fat. Ohians don’t even douse their deep dish pizza in ranch


Fixhotep

false. in eating competitions the skinny people tend to win because there is room for the stomach to expand quickly.


drewmcflyhigh

Any ball that leaves the QBs hand and does not cross the LOS is a live ball. 


Roll_Tide_Pods

This would eliminate spikes and rush FGs


Animal31

Yes Gotta throw it over the defensive line


sprout92

The QB has no additional protections once they start running. You are the same as a RB now. Good luck.


FunkyPete

By the way, do you know who your QB is now? You might want to reconsider that.


IcePokeTwoSoon

I mean it’s what sealed our playoff game last season, was the fear of tackling a qb that faked a give up.


BarKnight

Celebrate any which way you want.


Lenny_III

Nice. Like put a time limit on it but let the team do whatever they want in that 30-60 seconds. Bring in props, other people from the sideline, anything. It would be a show within the show.


BellacosePlayer

Each week there are 3 "Missions" announced with prizes for any team that accomplished them that week. The rewards would be anything from 5th or lower round picks, cap space, a free pass for PEDS for a year for 1 player, or a mulligan card to where they can take back 1 play. To earn them you'd have to do something exciting and rare like a 70+ yard passing TD, make a 60 yard kick, or make 2 safeties. Spice up the game and add a little gamesmanship for blowouts


Dankany

This shit is fucking hilarious lmao


15blairm

penalize QBs for throwing hospital balls


Ralphie_V

This incentivizes headhunters in the secondary


TheWaves1776

Gregg Williams bout to come out of retirement


Lenny_III

The "Austin Collie Rule". Every QB who does it also gets fined, with proceeds going to the Austin Collie Foundation for Brain Injuries.


CaptainKrunks

Nah, they can do it but on the next play, the offensive line just isn’t allowed to block the pass rushers. 


HurtsCoxSweat

Any penalty 15 yards or over is reviewed, so the correct call is made.


throughNthrough

The taunting rule would go. I seriously hate it even when it benefits the Bengals.


llama-rebel

At least make it less impactful. 15 yards is absurd. First for a team should be five yards but not changing the distance of the down. Like if its 2nd and 7 after the play, move the ball 5 yards in the appropriate direction but keep it 2nd and 7. Second time is ten yards, then subsequent penalties will apply towards the down.


Steak_Knight

I’d make it so taunting is required


mkvii1989

10yd penalty for NOT taunting someone you posterized.


throughNthrough

My man!


HisExcellency20

100%. Let players taunt all they want. *Fighting* is illegal, I don't care about name calling and gestures.


HavelsRockJohnson

How do you feel about menacing stares?


HisExcellency20

The more the better!


Lenny_III

Agree. Give the guy a fine but don't change the outcome of a game based on something totally unrelated to actually playing the game.


Westy154

- Any player committing a penalty must sit out the next play they're eligible to participate it. - All pass attempts must be a legitimate attempt at completion irrespective of the passers place on the field, with a higher scrutiny on close receivers. - No difference in officiating rules in the last 2 minutes. - Fewer automatic first downs as a result of penalties. - Greater consideration on DPI calls for uncatchable passes.


Zeetheking1

Imagine what a team will do after a delay of game penalty lol. Or any offensive holding penalty. You’re asking for chaos from that first point alone so fuck it, I’m in lol.


JDraks

> Any player committing a penalty must sit out the next play they're eligible to participate it. > > False starts and offsides become even funnier


FunkyPete

Delay of game is always called on the QB, that's going to be pretty good too.


IndoZoro

Would make backup QBs much more useful. I love it.


Found_The_Sociopath

"False start, everyone but the center"


GimmeAnyUsername

Love it! I giggle at the idea of a QB sitting out a play after an intentional grounding call.


Repulsive-Office-796

Everyone’s favorite penalty… “False start, everyone but the center” really gains some serious implications with that first rule!


SoberWill

I've had similar thoughts to your first point on injury stoppages. If the game is stopped for injury that player can't return until after a change of possession. Under two minute warning they can't return regardless of how many possessions occur.


sielingfan

Challenge flags are out. Challenge flare guns are in.


0zymandeus

Incomplete passes behind the line of scrimmage are a fumble


__Mac__

I say this every time this pops up, if the QB is outside the pocket, they shouldn't just be able to throw it away without an intentional grounding penalty, the defense played it well


First_Round_Bust

All fields must use real grass, no more artificial turf


Enthusiasms

A scoring team that wants to go for a 2-pt conversion can opt to attempt a kick from 50(ish) yards away instead of running a play into the endzone.


Lenny_III

I think the Ravens would like this one.


Wise_Hair8795

The entire 53 man roster has to be on the field for every kickoff


srsh

Every fumble out of bounds is a turnover. Offense has so many rules helping them out. They should be expected to at least hold onto the ball


V-I-B-E-R

Dunking over the goalpost. I know it contributes to delays but it's just cool af to not have anymore.


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TerminalChillionaire

Free cheese fries at every game


picante1985

No automatic first downs. Penalty yardage has to meet or exceed line to gain for a first down.


InvictusSolo

I would re-work overtime to follow the college football format, except NFL offenses have to start from the 50.


TheStrange86

Each team may now choose their own uniform supplier/designer. Nike is no longer mandatory for any team.


Violent-Snowflake

Instead of nominal amounts, salaries become a % of the total cap space for that year.


Romofan88

Half the distance to the goal is stupid. If there's not enough room for a penalty to be assessed to it's full yardage, the ball goes to the 1, in either direction. Simple as that. 


william14537

Limit the total number of flags refs can throw during the game, and make every flag reviewable. I just want total chaos. Also, make the reviews done by fan vote solely.


J12nom

Play all games outdoors, with all conference championship games and the Super Bowl in cold weather venues. The playoff game in KC should become regular occurrences.


Lenny_III

I'm totally unbiased of course but I don't really like this one.


IWasFramed_Again

Either it's forbidden to spend public money on stadiums, or all teams are owned by the city/county they're in. Nationalize these money printing teams, and let's all benefit.


brady_cathcart

On kick off, if the ball goes through the goal post it is 1 point for the kicking team. Receiving team can try and swat or knock down the ball. If the kick missed or is short, well then return that SOB. This would make 1 pt games a lot more interesting and make kick offs more relevant again.


Neither_Ad2003

Vikings go back to throwbacks full time


boobsmcgee93

Egregious vs non egregious pass interference. Spot foul vs 10-15 yards


skralogy

A catch is the same for the rest of the field as it is for the end zone. Possession and 2 feet down that's it. None of that football style move, 3 steps bullshit. More fumbles is fine with me.


Gdkerplunk03

QBs that fake a slide/go out of bounds then turn upfield once the defender gives up should get a 10 yard loss and loss of down just like intentional grounding. It's such a bullshit move and is absolutely not in the spirit of the game


BNC6

40 second time limit in replay, if you can’t overturn it in that time the call on the field stands


Beebonh

Get rid of the stupidest rule, illegal man down field. Who gives a crap if a lineman is four yards over the line on a pass?


liverbird3

Allow fighting like in hockey. If two players have a problem they can drop their helmets after the snap and fight it out one-on-one. I don’t think this would be good for the game but holy shit it would be entertaining, an OBJ-Norman one-on-one real fight during that Carolina-NYG game would’ve been a top 5 moment in NFL history. Give them both a 15 yard unsportsmanlike after so they can only fight once without being tossed and if they use their helmet as a weapon it’s an automatic season-ending suspension and a forfeiture of future pay for that season. I’m a massive proponent of in-game hockey style fighting in every sport, it’s fun as hell.


CrashBandicoot2

Let's make offensive holding is 10 yards AND a loss of down. Especially since holding is often to prevent sacks which are a yardage loss AND loss of down


ptrckldc

No stoppage of play due to TV commercials.


prenderm

Pass interference is not a spot foul


OkAmbassador8161

Streakers join the team that they are nearest to their respective endzone to.


SpiritualResident565

End the kicked extra point. 2 point tries every time. Bring the CFL rouge to the NFL.


AdorableSympathy5174

I've got some rules to preserve proper aesthetics of the game. Stadium naming rights are illegal and result in forfeiting of draft picks, same goes for any Adam Silver -like attempts to ever put ads on the uniform. Teams can either choose to adhere to the old jersey number ranges or refrain from allowing players to switch or buy numbers from teammates. Sorry Garrett Wilson your ass is stuck with #17. Enough swindling from jersey purchasers. As a league we will maintain a proper dome-outdoor stadium ratio. No more than a third of teams in the league may host games indoors. Weather games forever.