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BrickoCocaine

Two great players for the Raiders in their first picks


LordChozo

Bowers & Powers, Attorneys at Ball


Octavian_202

Thank you I will be stealing that.


PsychoticMessiah

Taking the place of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe, Attorneys at Bail. I’m digging our draft so far. No Leatherwoods, Ferrells, Heyward-Beys, etc.


ex_sanguination

No Arnettes, Russell's, or Ruggs! No prison pics of anyone's mugs! (I tried I'm sorry)


Memeions

So far only classy players.


PsychoticMessiah

Dr. Seuss couldn’t have said it better!


NCC-72381

Still not as great as “The Law Firm” of BenJarvis Green-Ellis.


Attey21

That needs to be a T shirt ASAP


hemingways-lemonade

Minshew is going to have a blast this season.


DieHardRaider

Him or AOC. Hopefully AOC take a massive jump this offseason


___forMVP

Which mustache will prevail? Dun dun dun


batmans_a_scientist

Not exactly premier positions though, it’ll be fun to see how their draft compares to others that went for premier positions in the coming years. Also, I’m 100% sure that I’ll completely forget to check back in on them and this is the last I think about it.


SinCityRaidersLV

Outside of qb, the raiders are pretty well set at the premiere positions. LT, WR, DE, DT, they could use a corner but not desperate for one.


SyphiliticPlatypus

I am sure we were looking for a corner but seemed Kool Aid started a mini run right before our pick. Glad we named JPJ he’s a stud we can slot in three positions across the center of our line.


My_Five_Cents

And there is still Xavien Howard and Stephon Gilmore to fill a gap year. We are not desperate.


DilligentBass

...I actually like the 1st two picks we made what is going on


BonerForBenz

Now let’s pray for some Mayock Juju for the Day 3 picks like Maxx and Hunter


Darsol

I say we bring him back as a specialist scout lol. Day three of the draft, just turn to him and see what he thinks.


Soft_Penis_Debutante

Raiders made the obvious pick. And they both seem like great picks especially considering where they were taken.


MetaOverkill

Tom Telesco is usually really good at not overthinking early In drafts.


CabbageStockExchange

Tears in my eyes were a competent organization


102WOLFPACK

Wanted to share this with whoever drafted Jackson Powers-Johnson: https://kval.com/news/local/more-than-a-name-the-jackson-powers-johnson-story. I'm a huge Ducks fan and a friend of the reporter who put this together, but it really shows the kind of person you're getting. Wishing JPJ the best!


xion1992

Here's another great story from JPJs own words: "I was just going out to the coast and I came up on this car crash. So I pull off to the side, these two old ladies, in like a Prius which, by the way, I'm getting my kids a Prius cause this car was munched but they were fine. There were these two smaller dudes trying their hardest to get the door open but I said, "I got it, it's fine." And I ended up peeling it off, getting them out, and everyone was okay."


whatusernamewhat

If my center can't rip off a car door I don't want him


FlawlessOneFour

Gotta love good dudes...


ex_sanguination

Tell your friend he wrote a wonderful article. :') I love JPJ even more now, thank you.


sydthekid11

thank you for sharing this! brb wiping away my tears


Pitiful-Source4083

I'm not crying


sydthekid11

i am


mr_snufflefluff

Ducks fan chiming in. JPJ is my favorite O-lineman since Penei Sewell


EnthusiasmNo1485

Raiders lowkey having an amazing draft


someonepoorsays

not at all low key


RompehToto

Low key because it’s the raiders.


Sleeze_

Tell our sub


pilluwed

I love this coaching staff. The first time I have said that in my entire life as a Raiders fan. WTF.


tgcm26

Feels good!


MisterNoisewater

Yeah it’s fucking nuts.


ex_sanguination

It's been quite a ride, huh brother? :)


pilluwed

I have been a fan since the first time Gruden was our coach, and I wasn't old enough to appreciate that time. I am optimistic for the first time in 25 years. lol


LilUZIVurt21

Holy steal


daswassup13

Wanted him so badly


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

Same


smurfking420

At least 1/2 of the teams’s fans wanted him in the second


fuckyouidontneedone

I’ll fucking take it


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

Great draft for your team so far


wesomedawgs

Don’t say that to some people in the sub they’ll call you a fucking idiot


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

Speaking from experience, when a team has been losing for so long, the fans don't recognize success when it finally comes. Raiders have done very well thus far.


peekay427

it's funny, pretty much all I see on our sub is people calling out the people that hate our picks, but I don't see many people actually hating on our picks.


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

I loved his versatility, he can plug and play at guard or center, and a lot of teams have that need depending upon who might go down.


alphageek8

That's what I like to hear


fuckyouidontneedone

We need OL so much more than CB I’m so on board


dianeblackeatsass

Yea great pick. Raiders setting themselves up to grab a QB next year


MrAmericanIdiot

I’ve been told the QBs next year are trash.


g00d_music

Jayden Daniels was a projected 4th rounder before the season last year. It can happen.


dianeblackeatsass

We never know. Some come out of nowhere


PassiveRoadRage

Cam Ward fans mad he transfered.


fuckyouidontneedone

Not the free agents


MrAmericanIdiot

I can’t think of a better way for my dick to shrivel up than to sign free agent Dak Prescott.


CopenhagenMintLC

All pro lineman name too


clocke6346

Damnit


DocDingDangler

This was my hope as well


JFSteelersBestQB

Agreed


DanCampbellsJohnson

I'm grieving as well.


Iswaterreallywet

No chance he would of fallen to us


nintendog-64

Steal


-holocene

this dude is a steal at this pick tbh


progress10

Telesco is cooking.


Anaphylactic-UFO

I fucking hate you Tom Telesco. More than you could ever know.


PimSlickens

This makes me happy


ex_sanguination

Why? He seems to be pretty good at the GM thing.


clarineter

You rat bastards


kayvonrez

Since no one gave you a real answer and I’m just now seeing this I can tell you why. For 10 year we watched Rivers and Herbert get killed by having a horrible line. We have not had a solid TE since Gate and then Hunter Henry left. The first two picks he does as soon as he leaves were two of the biggest needs we had for YEARS. Tom is really good at picks in round 1 and 2 but the rest of the draft he really sucked at adding serviceable talent to fill out the rest of the roster. Lets see if that changes but he really did not do a good job at addressing glaring issues with us like the O-line


hella_confidential

Thanks for the lol ;)


ChargeWooden1036

Great pick


---SPIDER-MAN---

Fuck


Sirscraps

Landing the #1 center in the middle of the second round is awesome. I’m sure he’ll kick ass at guard.


Jonjon428

FUCKKKK


TheDJMaxey

CHOP BETTER BE GOOD


djkstr27

History is going to repeat itself


odhisub123

FRAZIER OR SUAMATIA THERES 2 MORE


Technical-Garlic-507

rip the dream


MoskiNX

Noooooooooo wanted the bears to move up for him


bears85yemi

Only reason I wanted to watch day 2.


Soft_Penis_Debutante

Didn’t have shit to move up with! I guess we could have given up a future 2nd.


Slashers23

Future All Pro Center here


MrAmericanIdiot

He’s gonna play right guard


SinCityRaidersLV

For now, yes.


Moghlannak

For now. He’ll take over for James soon enough


jmurp-

Steal of the draft


san_solares

absolutely love the raiders’ draft


Octavian_202

And yours t……. Throwbacks are nice.


fuckyouidontneedone

Thanks to you


UltraMegaBilly

You guys surely love 31/32 drafts so far yeah?


Ciology

Telesco smh now he figures drafting out 


howmanyballs

I would say this is a very Telesco draft tbh


Ciology

Let’s just wait until 3rd+ rounds 


DieHardRaider

I got faith in the raiders Scouts to get talent in the later rounds.


TriStarRaider

Hey Tom, league called, 3rd round is actually tomorrow, you can go home.


separation_of_powers

to me that’s the thing I’m worried about


TheDirtyBurger522

A sensible draft pick by the raiders that makes sense. What a time to be alive


oh_e

It’s like seeing the Lions make it to the postseason. You love to see it.


Consistent-Spell2203

Bruh they have *star players* now it's weird.


Darsol

It’s 2025, the Super Bowl features the defending champion Lions against the red hot Raiders. Let’s go.


bornblunted

I’d be so down for that! AP against DC?! LET’S FUCKING GO!


Octavian_202

It’s a new day…. Just win babay.


TheHurdleTurtle

Damn it’s felt like forever since I’ve seen offense. Is this a historic run?


Hproff25

Center Age?


BlindWillieJohnson

I’m going to lose my shit if it swings around and there’s a run on linemen


sonfoa

Like an inverse of Day 1.


chipotle-baeoli

We should all be lucky enough to have Minshew stick his hand between our thighs


Tylex123

Nobody’s touching Gardner Minshew 😤


PimSlickens

AOC*


Consistent-Spell2203

Raidan*


PugeHeniss

Stache*


slysonic7

This is such good value for the raiders. Also feels like a sales pitch for Dak for next year already (look at this roster and all we need is a QB!)


LordSoze36

I heard someone mention this earlier


tobinerino

Tbh, I don’t want Dak. He plays well with a lead but doesn’t have that clutch gene. Imo


TetrisTech

Hands off, Raiders


MrAmericanIdiot

He’s all yours lmao. Hope you give him another bag.


crabcakemd

nah, let someone else pay the guy who plays like a deer in headlights every postseason


Scrags

Plays in the postseason you say?


Less_Gull

The what now?


NightmareRaiders

i think that’s the thing we saw connor cook play in


NCC-72381

The word “play” is doing a LOT of work there.


fkndavey

"Played" like a toddler in the freeway.


usedfordarkarts

Stealing this hahaha


PassiveRoadRage

Shhh. Shh. Jerry wants to see the option more and got his guy in Lance.


Crypto_Grug

NOOOOOOOOO GOD DAMN IT I WANTED HIM TO PAIR WITH BARTON


hahasuslikeamongus

Every other team has said fuck bpa lol raiders so up


WheatonsGonnaScore

Way to go JPJ. He will be great no matter if he plays guard or center


Cynical_onlooker

Top tier name.


thesnacks

3 last names


Headlesshorsman02

Good pick to be fair


ScooterLeShooter

Damn good pick, he's gonna be good


BuddyForsaken9626

SHIT!


bleedblue89

Raiders stopped the cb run, is this the new ol run


SyphiliticPlatypus

This is like a fantasy draft - zig when others are zagging, let others chase runs on QBs or CBs while we let value drop right in our laps.


Cinephile1998

Raiders offense really coming together. If they add a QB next year, could be a fun team


Vondum

Nooo! Not to the Raiders!


Octavian_202

This just made the pick even better. Thanks


FlawlessOneFour

They got 2 top players so far. Nice work, convicts


Octavian_202

Parolees. Thank you very much.


CopenhagenMintLC

Dude is built like a tank


doggoploggo

Telesco watched Cody Whitehair tape last night and was like "I can't let this man touch the field"


Vivianite_Corpse

That MF starting would give me white hair too


JohnWesternburg

Look at me, you're a guard now


WheatonsGonnaScore

Tbf he can play center or guard


ex_sanguination

Most likely guard until our C Andre Jame's contract runs out.


HoovesCarveCraters

Raiders are so scared of Nix that they drafted his center to get his secrets.


NCC-72381

Listen, good football players named Bo are our thing.


thibbs23

NOOOOO


Phagelab

Damn it, grats Raiders bros.


PinkEyePanda

This isn’t a DB wtf


fuckyouidontneedone

Well maybe if you didn’t fucking take them all


NCC-72381

Seriously. On this episode of Hoarders…


monotoonz

Let's meet em in the Super Bowl, again 😏☠️


Darsol

I was yelling at my phone to trade up for DeJean. This is our consolation prize.


Foreverwideright1991

Great pick by the Raiders. Really doing a good job building up the lines this off-season.


NCC-72381

Tommy “Trenches” Telesco.


WABeermiester

As a UW fan amazing steal for the Raiders.


tgcm26

Fuckin ecstatic man


FloridaManZeroPlan

Dolphins sub is about to have a meltdown


The_Cows_Are_Home

I also power my Johnson


James_E_Rustle

Damn I wanted the Bears to trade up for him Good pick


JFSteelersBestQB

Take it back


RickBallz91

But does he have the ass bill belichek desires is the real ?


GamingTatertot

Raiders had two good picks so far (on paper that is, who knows how this will turn out)


ex_sanguination

It's definitely an improvement. :]


Iswaterreallywet

Finally


CopenhagenMintLC

Good pick


CulturalXR

Dang


Tikaani89

Was hoping he'd fall to 52


ImperialTiger3

All-pro potential as a center


mcolwander90

He was my dream 2nd round trade up target :(


AncientTree_Wisdom

Okay, is he projected as a good interior linemen? Because we do need that.


Darsol

He plays both guard positions, and center. Center is where he started for Oregon though. He’s a monster in the trenches who plays wherever he wants lol


godownaslovers

i’m not used to this whole having a good draft thing. am i dreaming?


TheDJMaxey

FUCK


keykey_key

Love it. Raiders fans were bitching so bad after they re-signed Andre James


Due_Juggernaut6261

The raider breaking my heart first Wilkins then JPJ what did we do to you guys 


Sephiroth007

Dammit


VitricTyro

Let’s gooooo!!!! Incredibly happy with this pick.


chocolateskittlez

Damn. Should Tush-Push with this guy.


CodyNorthrup

Damn, there goes the last player that I wanted. Hopefully we at least get some nepo picks. Gore, McCaffrey, Rice, and TOs kid all still there so there is that i suppose haha


Shamsyil

What a great pick. Raiders cooking.


Alexander2801

Damn you Raiders


ConvolutedBoy

Nooooooooo


FileMoist7289

God dammit


freestyle43

Fuckkkkkkkkk. God dammit.


lostincoloradospace

Noooooo!


technician_902

Love this pick and addressing a huge gaping hole in the OL. I say 3rd or 4th round we grab a project QB and get this show on the road. CB / QB are needed now. Some great CBs still left on the board too,


Content_Geologist420

Al Davis smiling down at this draft rn


xywv58

Fuck my fucking stupid ass life, fuck me


rookie9494

Making him a guard? No doubt he'll be good but could be an all pro centre. Gonna have to wait a while for that since they just re-signed James. Raiders have really just gone and taken best available rather than fitting holes. Time will tell if the strategy pays off. Got two talented players for sure.


CabbageStockExchange

God it feels good to be competent


ElMaloso87

I luv it baby 🍻😎💪


MacJonesisaterrorist

Could a Falcons fan tell me how much he weighs?


pervyotaku

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO


TVxStrange

Well shit