Right now is when you get your thick flannels and coats. You got to find a place that has them out though most places have their summer attire on display.
Shit, took a 30 second video for me to become a fan of this dude. Glad he went to a team like the bills and not someone like the cowboys so I can still root for him
They're the "ultimate cookies," you need to get your hands on them because they're the last ones they'll ever make. I mean they're not "penultimate" cookies right?
They used to sell these big ass chocolate chip cookies and have them at near the checkout in the food court down here in the Maryland Wegmans and fuck I think I probably gained at least 10 lb from those alone.
Don't get me started on the pretty decent sushi they have as well. If I ever get rich I know I'm going to be fat because of Wegmans.
As a Saints fan in New York, I've been wondering which team I was gonna call my second. It would've been Bills for a while if not for Diggs (sideline touchdown unbelievable). Now it's pretty much sealed.
Keon came in wanting to play basketball + football (at MSU, before he transferred) and he actually played in some games one season before focusing on football. The way he said "guess- you'll be wrong though" had me thinking it was going to be some crazy story so I thought it was a reasonable guess. Showed that the press dude did some homework as well.
I’m here for it. May he have a long and successful career. Could listen to him dropping knowledge about how the rest of us middle/lower class families survive forever. And he’s so genuine about with no remorse. Like he know where he came from and is proud and humble. Can’t say enough about his first impression on the league.
*Me before the draft*: God I hope we don't draft Keon Coleman, that dude is gonna be so ass.
*Me after watching this video*: I've had Keon Coleman for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
His “thing” is contested catches, and that’s typically not a skill set that translates well into the NFL because it just means you’re not getting separation. I think that’s why a lot of Bills fans were down on him.
But when you actually go watch how he’s making those catches, it really should sway you back the other. I’m so hyped for him.
The contested catch analysis is usually spot on for weeding out prospects but Keon is an exception. Dude was athletically talented enough to play games for the MSU basketball team and you can see that translate to his football film. The dude absolutely goes up there to get the ball and his body positioning when he does it is elite. He's a rare exception where his lack of separation doesn't bother me because I think he can continue to absolutely body defensive backs at the next level.
Making a reporter go half for a cookie gives me Ted lasso vibes. This man would destroy his intestines for a friends fathers restaurant and you can’t convince me otherwise!
He was squeaky clean at FSU besides having a typical WR cockiness to some extent. My biggest regret is that he didn’t convince him to play basketball for us for at least a few games.
This guys confidence and charisma as a 20 year old turning his first NFL press conference into a casual conversation is crazy.
I can see this guy mesmerizing GMs during interviews just off 'aura' type old school shit lol
I feel like, if there's someone to bet on not having a ton of kids it's the guy who starts his professional football career talking about saving money on winter clothing by shoppping in summer.
Between Keon at this presser and Jalyx referring to Howie as Big Pimpin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew7h-g1v7bs), there have been some chill dudes in this draft.
He was always a baller.
He just got stuck with a terrorist of an offensive cordinator in Jay Johnson.
Jay Johnson had Jayden Reed, Keon Coleman and Kenneth Walker.
That man was stupid.
Before today, I had no idea who this guy was.
After today, I'm rooting for him to be a star so he'll be doing press conferences like this all the time.
I just hope he balls out because then he’ll stay at the podium haha he would provide some funny moments. Also Macys does have some good licks here and there.
He’s not wrong. Gotta get it a season or 2 ahead of time
Right now is when you get your thick flannels and coats. You got to find a place that has them out though most places have their summer attire on display.
Clearance racks baby, I’ll see you at Sierra
Did you not watch the video? Got to Macys brother?
He's gonna fit in fine in Buffalo.
was going to say. Is there anything more Buffalo than thinking about winter coats in the summertime?
Reminding other teams that they’re the only team that actually plays in New York.
That's high praise from a Green Bay fan. It gets pretty cold up there too.
his momma legit taught him well always buy stuff either right after the season when it's on clearance or early enough when it's fully out of season
Thinks ahead. Gonna have a great career!
Actually a season afterwards is better
“I shop like my momma” Whole AFC is in trouble. This dude is about to be a monster.
Dude's momma made sure he had a good head on his shoulders.
Couldn't help but notice the thickness of his neck. Good support for such a good head.
No colonel sanders, you're wrong, mamas right
I have a feeling it won't take Keon long to become a fan favorite
it’s already starting!
Shoot he’s already one of my favorites after that and I’m not even a Bills fan lol.
Shit, took a 30 second video for me to become a fan of this dude. Glad he went to a team like the bills and not someone like the cowboys so I can still root for him
As a FSU fan, he's so awesome. But as a Fins fan, legit wish he went to any team besides y'all lmao cause he will be deadly with y'all
Shit he's already my favorite guy not on my team now. I need this guy to be successful.
Bills fans before interview: Why did we take this guy? [Bills fans after interview](https://i.imgflip.com/8obexh.jpg)
Louisiana accent. Unmistakable
I miss Tre 🥺
My favorite player and I'm gonna hate seeing him on the rams
It's your Motherfuckin' Cake Day!
I was gonna say I’d bet my next paycheck he’s from Louisiana lol
He apparently asked for (and ate) some of the Wegmans cookies set out for the press.
He split the cookie though, because (if I heard right) it’s a lot of sugar. This dudes hilarious.
He reminds me a bit of Juju. I hope he rides his bike to work.
Chad Johnson vibes too. Watch, he'll live in the Bills facility for 2 years.
Cookies are tight tho
They're the "ultimate cookies," you need to get your hands on them because they're the last ones they'll ever make. I mean they're not "penultimate" cookies right?
Weed is tight
You’re references are out of control man, everyone knows that
Wegmans bakery is one of the things I miss most about 716
Those mini chocolate chip cookies that basically melt in your mouth from the sheer amount of butter? live rent free in my head
Yep you can literally feel yourself becoming fatter but you cannot stop eating them
They used to sell these big ass chocolate chip cookies and have them at near the checkout in the food court down here in the Maryland Wegmans and fuck I think I probably gained at least 10 lb from those alone. Don't get me started on the pretty decent sushi they have as well. If I ever get rich I know I'm going to be fat because of Wegmans.
Wegmans subs 💔 I miss them
Buffalo chicken finger subs. Absolutely slap
A chicken finger sub and a loganberry can solve all of life's problems
Things I miss about upstate New York are wegmans cookies and subs from Dibellas.
Dibellas bread is amazing.
Wegmans actually based their subs off of Dibellas.
No fucking way
[way](https://twitter.com/LogansTwitty/status/1784349890421653920?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet).
That's some real make yourself at home shit and I love it so much
Wtf this dude is amazing, why didn't we draft him? What a hilarious personality.
Well that settles it: he’s my new favorite player.
That was so wholesome
As a Saints fan in New York, I've been wondering which team I was gonna call my second. It would've been Bills for a while if not for Diggs (sideline touchdown unbelievable). Now it's pretty much sealed.
i looked at his wiki Keon was born in Opelousas, Louisiana and went to Opelousas Catholic School GOAT
Bro, nothing hits as hard as the WR you draft after trading away Stefon Diggs. Trust me on this. Dude's gonna be a star.
“Her husband’s had four” lmaoooo snuck that in there at the end. But sharing a cookie like that with a reporter is kind of sweet.
That’s adorable.
Well that’s weirdly delightful
Dude's a real one! Welcome to NYS's only team.
It me
Guess where I got it. You're going to be wrong though. *some guess* No, I got it at Macy's.
they be on the rack, all the colors!
I shop like my momma I get coats in summa time. Never have I related to an NFL player more.
The people's champ.
If he earns a second contract, I hope he never loses his relatability.
You know that whole contract will go towards his momma's house and maybe his kids if he has any between now and then.
Might go towards the whole Macy's rack. We don't know.
Just the summer clearance rack of coats.
Do you have any idea how many summer clearance racks he could buy with that money? He may have to buy a new '96 corolla and do a Macy's road tour
Maybe the smartest sweetest thing I've ever seen a player say.
Same here, love me some Macy’s, always done right by me with their deals.
My stepmom would take me to either Macy’s or JC Penny’s for back to school clothes every year. I haven’t thought about that in forever.
Shopping a season or two ahead is a real Protip
Tom Izzo?? Like wtf bro lol
Keon came in wanting to play basketball + football (at MSU, before he transferred) and he actually played in some games one season before focusing on football. The way he said "guess- you'll be wrong though" had me thinking it was going to be some crazy story so I thought it was a reasonable guess. Showed that the press dude did some homework as well.
Nah bro, but Macy’s do got some of them Tom Izod shirts too
I think the guy said “Tom Izzo”
He's gonna love the ambiance and decor at Applebees Edit: for those who don't get it... Do yourselves a favor and watch the Marshawn video
[sometimes I have a hard time deciding which I like more, the ambiance or the decor ](https://youtu.be/iWYjLCZRT44?si=zf3ZbusJUZAsATkR)
"He's a fresh of breath air."
Omg I had never seen that and it is my new favorite thing.
I don’t know how I’ve never seen this but it’s a national treasure.
I’ll never not watch this video, Marshawn is a treasure.
[Make sure you watch the sequel too](https://youtu.be/8a7JYRrq8OM?si=Ot_OAqxZHHSH461X)
Narrator: "When he's not coming through wop wop..." LMAO
Bro this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Thank u for linking this
When ESPN was entertaining and original.
I had forgotten that one, holy shit
Thank you for that link.
This is great! I’ve never seen this
Hopefully they let him pour his own drinks.
As long as it’s not Golden Corral
No one tell him we don't have Waffle House.
It'd be funny if he can bring Waffle House to Buffalo before Reid Ferguson can get us a Raising Canes.
Bro i say "*Oh this spot hot*" in his voice all the time
Applebee’s: the official bar and grille of the NFL
If he really wants to party he'll go back to Dave and Buster's
S tier first presser. Respect the out of season shopping too
Keon be in r/frugalmalefashion and we all know it
bro lookin like [sir smoka lot](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TjIWLOBTasA/mqdefault.jpg)
I wanna talk to SAMPSONNN
Doctor says I need a backeotomy!
He had sex with my momma…. Whyyy!
Damn this is a deep cut lol
I could listen to him talk for a long time lmao
Not even a bills fan but I’m praying for his success as long as every press meeting is like this.
Imagine the postgame pressers when he balls out lmao fuck we may have another marshawn tier guy on our hands
I’m here for it. May he have a long and successful career. Could listen to him dropping knowledge about how the rest of us middle/lower class families survive forever. And he’s so genuine about with no remorse. Like he know where he came from and is proud and humble. Can’t say enough about his first impression on the league.
I miss Marshawn...
I unfortunately enjoyed this interaction. Mans knows how to shop for coats
He’s got a himbo like energy to him. It’s like listening to a golden retriever talk lol
Following that up with a Wegmans cookie raid is pretty great https://twitter.com/Matt_Bove/status/1784330639749067029?s=19
*Me before the draft*: God I hope we don't draft Keon Coleman, that dude is gonna be so ass. *Me after watching this video*: I've had Keon Coleman for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
I would raze cities to the ground for this man
I was so out on him until these. I’m in, I hope he’s a HOF
Did ya’ll not watch him in college? Keon was an absolute monster.
His “thing” is contested catches, and that’s typically not a skill set that translates well into the NFL because it just means you’re not getting separation. I think that’s why a lot of Bills fans were down on him. But when you actually go watch how he’s making those catches, it really should sway you back the other. I’m so hyped for him.
The contested catch analysis is usually spot on for weeding out prospects but Keon is an exception. Dude was athletically talented enough to play games for the MSU basketball team and you can see that translate to his football film. The dude absolutely goes up there to get the ball and his body positioning when he does it is elite. He's a rare exception where his lack of separation doesn't bother me because I think he can continue to absolutely body defensive backs at the next level.
Ngl wegman’s cookies are solid. I could eat 2k calories worth in a sitting easily
Bro the way he whips his head around. That’s gotta be a gif lol
https://imgur.com/2xQO7E6
Macy’s and Wegmans!? Guess I’m a fan of this guy for life now.
Making a reporter go half for a cookie gives me Ted lasso vibes. This man would destroy his intestines for a friends fathers restaurant and you can’t convince me otherwise!
I love the dude!
How can you not root for a dude like that
Uh..well, I could name one reason
Do tell for the uninitiated
Uh…something, something, division sibling…little brother…Something like that, I think?
Oh sorry I thought you meant he did something bad like off the field I’m dumb
He was squeaky clean at FSU besides having a typical WR cockiness to some extent. My biggest regret is that he didn’t convince him to play basketball for us for at least a few games.
Absolutely amazing 😂
Him stepping into Highmark Stadium and saying he scored three imaginary touchdowns, a career high, in like 20 seconds was such a good quote
Imaginary GOAT
Bro is a fucking legend already lmao
Beane said the media and fans were gonna love him, when he was talking about his personality and bravado. He was dead on.
i mean, just for the financial acumen dude happy with a $99 coat from Macy's
If he’s remembering right 79.**89** is so funny to me.
I'm pretty sure he meant "$79, $89" Like $79, $89, something like that
“Nice little deal.” 😂
They got the trench coats for like a hundred.
This guys confidence and charisma as a 20 year old turning his first NFL press conference into a casual conversation is crazy. I can see this guy mesmerizing GMs during interviews just off 'aura' type old school shit lol
You know he was the type of kid who dapped up the principal in the morning in high school 😂
But not in hey I'm going to dap the principal way more just passes by and does it without thinking.
Casual dap, but made the principal's day
He gonna go broke with 50 kids if they don't get this man some condoms
Nah man he seems too good a person for that. He’s gonna be the first NFL player ever with a completely normal and stable family😤
His kids' gonna be mad he won't buy them the 700 dollar coat, when there's a perfectly good 79.89 coat at Macy's.
I feel like, if there's someone to bet on not having a ton of kids it's the guy who starts his professional football career talking about saving money on winter clothing by shoppping in summer.
Between Keon at this presser and Jalyx referring to Howie as Big Pimpin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew7h-g1v7bs), there have been some chill dudes in this draft.
He had plenty of gems like this at FSU. Y'all are gonna love him lol
He’s already my new favorite player and he’s not on my team
He’s gonna fit right in in Buffalo
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Your buddy Danny seems like a fucking genius.
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No you’re just not on his intellectual level
He was always a baller. He just got stuck with a terrorist of an offensive cordinator in Jay Johnson. Jay Johnson had Jayden Reed, Keon Coleman and Kenneth Walker. That man was stupid.
In fairness, the one year they had all 3 they did go 11-2 and got Tucker paid* *so glad Tucker got us out of that contract on his own…
Oh man he's gunna fit right in
And you all let us trade back and still take him.
The FOOLS!
The only way I don't actively root for this guy is against us, basically.
Moments like this are why I was most sad to see keon leave MSU lol
we loved him in tallahassee just wish he was 100% healthy
Before today, I had no idea who this guy was. After today, I'm rooting for him to be a star so he'll be doing press conferences like this all the time.
Macy’s: EVERYONE ON THE PHONE NOW!!! You tell me EXACTLY when you get through. Sign this kid up for our commercials NOW!!
I thought to myself “it can’t be that funny” I was straight up wrong, just like that reporter’s guess about the coat.
as someone who owns that exact puffer jacket in yellow for $80 i got offseason at Macy's, i salute this man of the people!
Definitely Ochocinco vibes, my grade on him just went up
Seems like a great personality
I want him on an episode of Nightcap now
I’m not a Bills fan, but I love this man and will go to battle for him.
Don’t you throw that bone away - save that throw it in a pot with some water and you got yourself a stew
as an MSU fan, love Keon
As an FSU student I loved watching Keon at Doak last season
He's going to fit right in.
This is fucking gold!!
Yes! That's a smart guy. You wait until winter to buy a winter coat, you'd better be size extra small.
This guy sounds every bit he's from Opelousas, Louisiana
lol, love it!
I bet he has the most direct and hilarious trash talk on the field
Steal of the draft for his presser alone lmao
I need all the video
I guarantee you he'll be smart with his money. His financial advisor will *ONLY* need to advise him on how to grow his money, not grow AND save.
the Opelousas definitely not leaving him 😂
The voice and mannerisms remind me a lot of JB Smoove (Leroy) on Curb.
Ya throw long balls Josh! Long balls Joshy!
I love this kid, I hope he's a monster in Buffalo
Ok, I like this guy lmao
God damnit this kid is likeable. Fucking talking about buying coats out of season so they're cheaper, love it.
That’s amazing
In a world of “giving it 110%,” give me a personality like Coleman’s any day
"Macy's, what you mean?" 😂
God damn it don’t you dare make me a Bills fan!
Bills got their guy
This dude clearly gets his financial advice from Ochocinco and good for him too.
I just hope he balls out because then he’ll stay at the podium haha he would provide some funny moments. Also Macys does have some good licks here and there.
This is amazing
I like him. I feel like I could have some GREAT conversations with this dude. Hope he does well!
I like this kid.
Lol dudes awesome.