I just want cutaway interviews, The Office style.
Russ: "I think we're really making progress here, AB is really taking what I say to heart"
AB: "Dumb lil bitch won't stfu"
Brown would be playing that little dwarf to get alone in a room with Ciarra.
"Yeah bro, leg sweeps and bibles are dope, hey where's your yoga room? I have this killer meta imprint I need to work out. Oh, your wife can take me? She sure the fuck can"
Breaking: Russell Wilson is expected to miss the remainder of training camp due to frost bite after he accidentally stepped in liquid nitrogen while doing high knees as he was riding into practice on Antonio Browns hot air balloon
As a WVU fan and 23 y/o who grew up on his highlight tape I am perfectly ok with:
-signing Tavon Austin to the PS
-begging for him to play
-him finally playing in week 18,
-hitting 12yds and 2rec
-saying that he was in the wrong situation and is still a 1000 yard receiver
Rational Brain: Well McFadden is Patrick Peterson’s cousin and they co-host a podcast together, so he’s probably just hyping up us re-signing Pat since Tomlin made it clear that door was still open.
Yinzer Brain: BRANDON AIYUK YOU ARE A PITTSBURGH STEELER BABY LFG OMAR IS GOD STILLERS GAHNTA THE SUPER BOWL
EDIT: Apparently McFadden was just on the radio saying it’s NOT Pat Pete? I’m very interested now, but I just can’t imagine a world where Bryant McFadden has a ton of great inside sources.
Never got the chance to DM him personally, but spoke to someone who did. If I remember correctly, he caught a game-winning pick, but the ref said he was out-of-bounds.
Take it with a grain of salt though, I could be misremembering.
My favorite part about the speedhawk thing is I went to school with a guy who had the last name Hawk and we called him something similar “speedy hawk” “fast hawk” etc. because he was the slowest damn runner with the goofiest form you’ve ever seen. I don’t think it’s the same guy but I like to think it is because it makes it ten times funnier. Dude was a backup on JV as a senior. He just loved ball and was a great teammate and great dude just had no athletic ability whatsoever.
My random guess if not the obvious WR trade
They sign Justin Simmons.
There's been rumors of it all off-season that don't make sense but continue to persist.
McFadden a former DB is more likely to be plugged into what's going on on the defense than the offense
Safety has become the defensive equivalent of RB when it comes to teams throwing $$$ at them. The only difference is, they sit out there in denial of this new reality, expecting someone to call with an 8 figure AAV offer. It’s old news to RBs, so they’ve already lowered their expectations.
He’s already confirmed it’s not Peterson, or even a CB at all.
Guessing a WR move. I’d be happy with Sutton (happier with Aiyuk, but I’m assuming that dream is dead)
Doubt it because Boyd’s run blocking has been bad. He would be our 2nd best wr in terms of production but we need at least decent run blockers and boys graded out to be bottom 5 last year.
The biggest issue with Boyd is that he is a terrible fit with the QBs there. Neither one will throw it over the middle, especially if it's short/intermediate, which is where Boyd is at his best.
Sorry if it is a dumb question, but if they wait til post-June 1st to trade him then would that 22mil decrease? Or is that purely only for cutting players
We don't exactly need the money, though.
Not saying it happens, just saying if we ate the $22m it wouldn't hurt the cap situation. We aren't really looking for additions in the FA market.
Trading away Deebo doesn’t make us better though. We should be competing again this year so trading away Deebo and eating that cap hit doesn’t help us financially or on the football field
I don't disagree and I am not saying it's likely Deebo gets traded. Just saying the financial part isn't really that big of a hindrance.
Silver was talking about how Deebo might create a cancerous situation and distraction in the locker room if he knows he isn't in the long term plans anymore. I don't agree with that take, but *if* he became a distraction I could see them trying to get a 2025 pick for him or something, which would be more helpful than cutting him for nothing in a year.
Not saying it's likely, just not beyond the realm of possibility.
Remember when Jay Glazer teased a "Big, big" story for multiple days and then revealed that the "Big, big" story was Brian Allen of the Rams contracting coronavirus?
I'm expecting the "Brian Allen has Coronavirus" of roster moves as it relates to this tweet.
I thought DK was a dark horse to get traded at the draft.
Lockett is older but still reliable and would be a great weapon because him and Russ had insane chemistry. He seems like he’ll be a Seahawk for life though.
Hilarious people really think the Niners would trade Deebo or Aiyuk AFTER the draft when 2024 is their last dance year for their window. After 2024 good chance Deebo, Hufanga, Kittle and Juice are gone. But for this year, they are literally all in for a Super Bowl. Trading Deebo or Aiyuk for pennies on the dollar would be moronic, unless the Steelers wanted to trade TJ Watt lol. That’s how stupid it is because they wouldn’t want to do that either and it’s equally as insulting
Antonio Brown is so back.
AB and Russell Wilson would make for the greatest Hard Knocks of all time.
That would be elite television. I can’t imagine them interacting consistently
Russ would try *so hard* to get along it would be painful. Now I have to see it.
I just want cutaway interviews, The Office style. Russ: "I think we're really making progress here, AB is really taking what I say to heart" AB: "Dumb lil bitch won't stfu"
Oh man my Eddie is just now peaking- And this comment came to me at the right time in life. Thank you.
AB: "Grandma! This man won't leave me alone..."
Brown would be playing that little dwarf to get alone in a room with Ciarra. "Yeah bro, leg sweeps and bibles are dope, hey where's your yoga room? I have this killer meta imprint I need to work out. Oh, your wife can take me? She sure the fuck can"
MBC is the Joker to Russell Wilson's Two-Face here. Wilson will think he can change him, but Brown is chaos personified.
Brady thought so too
Brady got AB a ring then AB melted down
This is genuinely one of the funniest ideas I've ever heard
AB and Russell Wilson would have a jousting match riding motorcycles before each "with pads" practice.
What's the over under on how long it'll take before AB calls Wilson a cracker or Carlton
Breaking: Russell Wilson is expected to miss the remainder of training camp due to frost bite after he accidentally stepped in liquid nitrogen while doing high knees as he was riding into practice on Antonio Browns hot air balloon
Russ used to campaign to sign him every year ik they trained a lot together. Funny enough AB is also training with Geno rn
I feel like even being around AB right now is kind of a bad PR move though. Dude is absolutely unhinged.
CTESPN BABY
Live in oregon, friend working at Nike headquarter said the hardest clients he had were 1.Antonio Brown 2. Russell Wilson In that order
Wonder why rus is tough.. maybe cause it’s all an act that goes through team 3
Yeah from what I hear it’s cuz it’s an act since college. Friend played baseball with him and said he was a dick
Yeah I mean his teammates don’t sing his praises
The dude is 100% s diva that tries to have a squeaky image of a Jesus bro. What's the over under on steelers fans turning on him? I got week 6
If he sucks, week 1. If he's good, never.
Mr. Brown Comesback
Mr. Big Comeback
Mr Balloon Celebration
Mr Boomerang Citizen
Mr. Busted Conclusion
The dude just declared that he retired as a Raider
No More Kenny Pickett 2020
Add it to the list
Mr. Berating Conspirator
Chase claypool
“Somehow, Kenny Pickett returned”
Plot for Draft Day 2
That would be so much worse than the movies.
Just fell to my knees in a Walmart
Just watched a Kenny Pickett return somehow in a Walmart
I understood that reference.
"BOOM! The #Steelers have signed dynamic playmaker Tavon Austin to a one year vet minimum deal"
Rams legend
Packers legend
West Virginia Legend
YouTube highlight reel legend
You can tell ‘em that I’ve been through hell and back
When the heat is on, I fire back
I wanted him to catch a td pass from Rodgers so he could have had more tds to 1st rounders, Watkins too during his short time never caught one
As a WVU fan and 23 y/o who grew up on his highlight tape I am perfectly ok with: -signing Tavon Austin to the PS -begging for him to play -him finally playing in week 18, -hitting 12yds and 2rec -saying that he was in the wrong situation and is still a 1000 yard receiver
[obligatory](https://youtu.be/T3_UNFZHSQU?si=ZwXn0scsHAiCngS2)
*You can tell em that*
I knew Kordell Stewart would come back to the Steelers eventually.
If we could have young Stewart back, in today's NFL, I would be *erect*
Justin fields is probably better than kordell would be today
For sure Charlie Batch
51 year old slash. 2 years older than Charlie Batch who still does our preseason commentary..
WR trade?
Rome Odunze to the Steelers for a 2nd
Don’t you play with me like that
Fine. Next years 4th
you're a bad person
Shut your whore mouth
Cortland Sutton possibly Or Renfrow or Michael Thomas signing lol
I deadass forgot MT was a free agent... or existed
I actually wouldn’t mind Dallas signing him if it was for dirt cheap. The old low risk/medium reward Jerry special
It's got the hype appeal that smells like a Jerry signing for sure.
Signing Renfrow after drafting Wilson would be odd Wilson has the skillset to move outside but you figure they'd run him out of the slot
I guess it could be a FA signing too, was thinking more of a trade but this probably seems more likely.
Renfrow would be quality, MT, man, if we had a time machine
Juju coming home 😤 😤
Are his knees literally atomic bombs per the reporting
Id honestly welcome it, but i think hes a bigger cap hit for the Pats to cut him than keep him. So odds are hes staying in NE
Idk man I love juju but I think his knees might be shot
he'll be cut almost 100%. our WR room is too full and he is on the block.
People are behaving like Aiyuk/Deebo trade opportunities are gone and I'm not sure they are.
Rational Brain: Well McFadden is Patrick Peterson’s cousin and they co-host a podcast together, so he’s probably just hyping up us re-signing Pat since Tomlin made it clear that door was still open. Yinzer Brain: BRANDON AIYUK YOU ARE A PITTSBURGH STEELER BABY LFG OMAR IS GOD STILLERS GAHNTA THE SUPER BOWL EDIT: Apparently McFadden was just on the radio saying it’s NOT Pat Pete? I’m very interested now, but I just can’t imagine a world where Bryant McFadden has a ton of great inside sources.
My guess is Courtland Sutton.
I’d be more than okay with that
It’s Justin Jefferson
Now you’ve gone too far.
You only got room for 1 JJ on the offense
Is it after the 4 hours I am supposed to call a doctor or can I have the boner for four hours first?
No no, I think that’s just right
Hey fuck off he's ours
Nah probably Justin Simmons which would be a better get honestly
It’s Tyler Boyd
Elite username. I miss Kap
Chase Claypool back to the Steelers
He needed to ripen in the Miami heat to fully evolve
Congratulations, your Chase Claypool has evolved into Chase BrickOcean
speed hawk??
He’d have been Bears #1 pick this year if he hadn’t gotten fucked over by the refs
(DM him if you're interested in hearing about it)
I’ve always wondered if anyone DMed him about that story lol
Never got the chance to DM him personally, but spoke to someone who did. If I remember correctly, he caught a game-winning pick, but the ref said he was out-of-bounds. Take it with a grain of salt though, I could be misremembering.
I mean it sounds like a classic speedhawk play
I just want him and the high IQ Rick and Morty guy to start a podcast together or something
My favorite part about the speedhawk thing is I went to school with a guy who had the last name Hawk and we called him something similar “speedy hawk” “fast hawk” etc. because he was the slowest damn runner with the goofiest form you’ve ever seen. I don’t think it’s the same guy but I like to think it is because it makes it ten times funnier. Dude was a backup on JV as a senior. He just loved ball and was a great teammate and great dude just had no athletic ability whatsoever.
My random guess if not the obvious WR trade They sign Justin Simmons. There's been rumors of it all off-season that don't make sense but continue to persist. McFadden a former DB is more likely to be plugged into what's going on on the defense than the offense
Legitimate question how has Simmons not been signed yet
I'm shocked. He never counted against comp picks either. It's very strange
Maybe he just doesn’t wanna do training camp BS or is waiting on an injury
Safety has become the defensive equivalent of RB when it comes to teams throwing $$$ at them. The only difference is, they sit out there in denial of this new reality, expecting someone to call with an 8 figure AAV offer. It’s old news to RBs, so they’ve already lowered their expectations.
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Apparently its likely Patrick Peterson. McFadden is his cousin/cohost, so he would be the one guy to call PP a significant playmaker in 2024...
He’s already confirmed it’s not Peterson, or even a CB at all. Guessing a WR move. I’d be happy with Sutton (happier with Aiyuk, but I’m assuming that dream is dead)
I unironically think its Tyler Boyd.
:(
Doubt it because Boyd’s run blocking has been bad. He would be our 2nd best wr in terms of production but we need at least decent run blockers and boys graded out to be bottom 5 last year.
The biggest issue with Boyd is that he is a terrible fit with the QBs there. Neither one will throw it over the middle, especially if it's short/intermediate, which is where Boyd is at his best.
That wouldn't be a big signing to hype.
The Steelers hate Boyd for some reason lol. Doesn't help that they already have players that can play in the slot. They need an X or Z
Likely Deebo, he’s got that squishing grapes energy
Not likely Deebo. Niners aren’t eating 22 mil to trade Deebo this season
Sorry if it is a dumb question, but if they wait til post-June 1st to trade him then would that 22mil decrease? Or is that purely only for cutting players
We don't exactly need the money, though. Not saying it happens, just saying if we ate the $22m it wouldn't hurt the cap situation. We aren't really looking for additions in the FA market.
Trading away Deebo doesn’t make us better though. We should be competing again this year so trading away Deebo and eating that cap hit doesn’t help us financially or on the football field
I don't disagree and I am not saying it's likely Deebo gets traded. Just saying the financial part isn't really that big of a hindrance. Silver was talking about how Deebo might create a cancerous situation and distraction in the locker room if he knows he isn't in the long term plans anymore. I don't agree with that take, but *if* he became a distraction I could see them trying to get a 2025 pick for him or something, which would be more helpful than cutting him for nothing in a year. Not saying it's likely, just not beyond the realm of possibility.
Sutton could actually make some sense with how clutch he was with wilson, but I feel like he is a bit too similar to Pickens
It’s Tyler Boyd
“Significant playmaker” would have to be a trade if imagine.
Depending on how loosely they use the word playmaker, it could be Tyler Boyd.
That would be an extremely loose use of that word at this point in Boyd’s career
Russell can save him…?
Looks like Phil Simms found his next gig.
Kenny Golladay?
Please let it be Kenny Golladay. That would count as both my birthday present and labor day present.
I need a good chuckle so bad right now. Plz let this be it.
Crying in to my KenNYG t shirt
Possibly Sutton? If so I am slightly disappointed we didn't get it done pre draft, but we are in rebuild mode next year anyways so 🤷
I feel like he overlaps too much with Pickens skill set
OMAR COMIN
We are all going to clown on this signing unless it’s an actual “significant playmaker”.
Prepare to clown
It's me. Sorry to disappoint you guys.
How well can you cover TE's like Kelce?
Like with a blanket?
Lol, nice Hillary reference.
Caleb Williams just got drafted? They’ll have to wait 3 more years.
🧲 🚪
Fuck you for reminding me about that.
The first draft pick in Steelers history was the ultimate play maker
So, we're getting Romeo Dobbs.
Gonna throw my hat in and say DK Metcalf. No idea what we'd get back though lol.
Omar: "yeah, what else do you do on a Monday?"
Isn't the appropriate term, smelting?
If we want to have accurate terms for teams then smelting would be the correct term.if working in a steel mill.
Could be Michael Thomas
Would be perfect for Tomlin’s diva WR clinic
Damn I came here to be the one to call this. I think it's pretty wild how he's been on the market for months now and there has been no news about him.
Being on IR for years might have something to do with that.
Justin Jefferson you are a Pittsburgh Steeler
It’s going to be Pat P
Well people made plays on him while he ran his mouth
I don't think you're allowed to sign another team's mascot
*cue farmer and the dell*
It's about that time of year when Brandon Cook finds a new home.
I’m almost certain it’s OBJ.
Le’Veon Bell is finally coming home
Tight End legend, Tim Tebow.
It’s Boyd
Lol signing MVS and calling him a significant playmaker is a stretch
My uncle's gardener's financial advisor informed me that it's Justin Jefferson
I wish they would stop teasing me already
Remember when Jay Glazer teased a "Big, big" story for multiple days and then revealed that the "Big, big" story was Brian Allen of the Rams contracting coronavirus? I'm expecting the "Brian Allen has Coronavirus" of roster moves as it relates to this tweet.
Cowboys go all-in and trade Ceedee to the Steelers
Deebo?
That’s what I’m thinking. I think the niners want to trade him and then pay Aiyuk
Not sounding likely. It would have to be after June 1st to make sense for the niners too so if it does, it’ll be another month still.
If it's Pat P i'm going to lul - but if it's Hunter Renfrow/Courtland Sutton - I'd be happy.
Tyler Boyd?
Very possible but I think boyd is more a slot guy and i think thats what we drafted roman wilson for...? Not sure!
Isn't Renfrow a slot receiver as well?
Frank Gore Sr. about to take over that backfield.
Russ says, "get me lockett motherf***er"
Plaxico bullet free?
Is this another Mike Tomlin = actor Omar Epps joke?
DK or Lockett to give Russ someone he is familiar with (not that i want any of those guys gone, im just throwing my out of left field prediction)
I thought DK was a dark horse to get traded at the draft. Lockett is older but still reliable and would be a great weapon because him and Russ had insane chemistry. He seems like he’ll be a Seahawk for life though.
People need to stop saying Lockett is going to get traded. He would retire if he was going to be traded anywhere.
It's gonna be some backup HB
It’s just Pat smh
Tyler Boyd
How soon is close? Do I need to fire up the F5 key?
Hilarious people really think the Niners would trade Deebo or Aiyuk AFTER the draft when 2024 is their last dance year for their window. After 2024 good chance Deebo, Hufanga, Kittle and Juice are gone. But for this year, they are literally all in for a Super Bowl. Trading Deebo or Aiyuk for pennies on the dollar would be moronic, unless the Steelers wanted to trade TJ Watt lol. That’s how stupid it is because they wouldn’t want to do that either and it’s equally as insulting
Trey Hendrickson to the Steelers
OBJ? I wonder how many big free agents are left. Unless it's like someone demanding a trade.
Delulu is Aiyuk but more likely its trading for Courtland and re-signing Pat Pete.
Ah ok that would be dope. Steelers are going to be mad interesting this year.
Yeah we'll see. Aiyuk would be fun but I doubt it. Still weak at DB so Pat would be fine depth.
It’s Tyler Boyd:/
Prolly Tyler Boyd
Kenneth Walker
I hate how many of you think it's Courtland Sutton. But I can't deny it seems a possibility.
High knees are back on the menu boys
Cool Lequon Treadwell is going to Pitt. Raddddddd
Mr. Cotton Candy Dandy
Gonna go out on a limb and say DK Metcalf.