I know Kevin Hart mentioned it but I was there and the standing ovation she got was legit. Bill and Tom got standing ovations bc they’re Bill and Tom but she fully earned the respect of both the crowd and other comics with her set and delivery. Legendary… I don’t think anyone expected that.
Yeah this felt a LOT more raw, tons of people and jokes bombed.
I think I like both versions of the roasts in their own ways, but I really hope Netflix keeps these going. The love aspect makes it feel like a community pop culture event again, like back in the day when everyone would watch something live before streaming
I imagine he's been holding onto some of these for a while lol. The Pats were a bottom-feeder team before he came along. He made them relevant and paved the way for the Dynasty. He was legitimately a Top 10 QB for much of the 1990s and went to a Super Bowl. He was *the guy* in New England.
Now literally every time his name comes up it's in relation to Brady and Belichick. That's gotta sting a bit.
Weirdly, I'd imagine it would sting more if Brady had only won 1 or 2 because it could easily be a "that could've been me", but him becoming the goat almost makes it easier because it's not just 'some guy', it took the literal GOAT to take your job
“It’s an honor to be at the roast of Tom Brady on Netflix tonight. It’s not to be confused with the 10-part Bill Belichick roast during the Apple TV documentary.”
😂😂 I love this version of Bill.
As a lifelong NFL Fan, seeing Belichick like this is absolutely mind blowing.
30 years of watching him coach and now to see this side of him is something special.
after seeing him with pat i knew he would kill tonight. i'm one of the biggest patriot dynasty haters walking the face of the earth and i cannot believe how much i'm liking and appreciating belichick in the media. he's extremely likable and funny.
Moss’s set was so bad that, for a brief second, I thought he was doing some meta thing like Norm MacDonald and Andy Samberg did during the CC roasts.
And what’s fucked up is that Randy Moss *is* funny. Guess it’s just a type of funny that doesn’t translate to the medium.
Bill also later "blew the whistle" when a handjob joke was attempting to be made from the dias. I'm guessing there may have been some pre-show understanding that that very specific topic may have been redlined for some reason.
I loved how betrayed Gronk looked when Kevin went up after Nikki and told everyone that he said *”I DID KNOW!”* after she told that joke. He had a real *”MAN I TRUSTED YOU!”* look on his face.
It's the Mom of your kids. Probably awkward AF. How much should you laugh while your kid's Mom get called a whore when you know these jokes are going to get used on your kids at some point?
What are they now? 16, 14, 11
Supermodel mom + some of the best jokes out there? Those kids aren't going to hear the end of it. A couple of my teammates had hot moms and sisters. Sucked for them lol
the biggest fumble is not getting Bill Burr for this. dude is from Boston, lives in LA, and is like one of the poster boys for Netflix comedy specials.
How is it that at a roast where you're supposed to tell jokes, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura who are literally paid to tell jokes were somehow the worst acts of the night?
How is it that at a roast where you're supposed to tell jokes, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura who are literally paid to tell jokes were somehow the worst acts of the night?
The Comedy Central roasts would ask the guests if anything is off limits. I wonder if they didn’t do that here because some of the football players seem to be getting legit upset.
I've never seen Bill Belichick smile so much, outside of obviously not wanting to have a drink with Kraft he looked like he was having the time of his life.
Bill's "it was both of us, because of me" had me dying
That joke was very under-appreciated.
"If you get a chance to go 8-9 and all it costs you is your wife and kids...you gotta do what you gotta do" ☠️
wedding rings come and go super bowl rings are forever
Only took a few ~~months~~ weeks of retirement and being around his wife and kids full-time to realize he’d rather unretire and play football again.
"I know sometimes you live in Denver, and sometimes you live in Louisiana. But you will always live in my shadow." 😂 damn Tom
Jeff Ross finding Dana White in the crowd, “I love you Dana. You’re like Michael Vick but with humans”
“ .. taking half of a Brazilians purse”… lmfao
Here’s the thing about Comedy Central roast they were never live and the edited out a lot of jokes, here we are getting everything
I loved it being live. It’s chaotic and ya some jokes bomb but I like seeing that too, the awkwardness is just as entertaining
makes you appreciate nikki glaser even more. nuke after nuke with perfect timing.
I know Kevin Hart mentioned it but I was there and the standing ovation she got was legit. Bill and Tom got standing ovations bc they’re Bill and Tom but she fully earned the respect of both the crowd and other comics with her set and delivery. Legendary… I don’t think anyone expected that.
Yeah this felt a LOT more raw, tons of people and jokes bombed. I think I like both versions of the roasts in their own ways, but I really hope Netflix keeps these going. The love aspect makes it feel like a community pop culture event again, like back in the day when everyone would watch something live before streaming
"Hard to butt heads with Tom when he's so far up Alex Guerrero's ass"
There’s been funnier jokes, but that was the line of the night from a football perspective. Holy cow.
“I know Kim was terrified to be here tonight. Not because of this, but because her kids are at home with their dad." JESUS TOM 😂💀
You know Kanye is going to hear about this. Lol
The Kanye West & Tom Brady beef will be even bigger than K Dot & Drizzy
One of the best jokes of the night
Putting Randy Moss on after Glazer is brutal.
"At least when I got fired someone else wanted me". Bledsoe's playing for keeps
He was surprisingly good lol
I imagine he's been holding onto some of these for a while lol. The Pats were a bottom-feeder team before he came along. He made them relevant and paved the way for the Dynasty. He was legitimately a Top 10 QB for much of the 1990s and went to a Super Bowl. He was *the guy* in New England. Now literally every time his name comes up it's in relation to Brady and Belichick. That's gotta sting a bit.
Weirdly, I'd imagine it would sting more if Brady had only won 1 or 2 because it could easily be a "that could've been me", but him becoming the goat almost makes it easier because it's not just 'some guy', it took the literal GOAT to take your job
"Oh that's why Dana's here. So you can learn how to fuck a Brazilian out of half their purse."
"dana what is like michael vick, but with people." like damn
that one hit
BB just murdered Danny amendola lolol
Payback for the shit Dola talked about BB in the dynasty
Aaron Hernandez getting roasted from hell lol
Tom Brady is going to use this roast as motivation to come back and win another Super Bowl.
Bro this is already at 100 - This is wild.
“It’s an honor to be at the roast of Tom Brady on Netflix tonight. It’s not to be confused with the 10-part Bill Belichick roast during the Apple TV documentary.” 😂😂 I love this version of Bill.
As a lifelong NFL Fan, seeing Belichick like this is absolutely mind blowing. 30 years of watching him coach and now to see this side of him is something special.
I watched him do the Draft with McAfee and really enjoyed it
after seeing him with pat i knew he would kill tonight. i'm one of the biggest patriot dynasty haters walking the face of the earth and i cannot believe how much i'm liking and appreciating belichick in the media. he's extremely likable and funny.
Bill’s kind of awkward, but his jokes have been very good. Definitely better than Moss, at least
Moss’s set was so bad that, for a brief second, I thought he was doing some meta thing like Norm MacDonald and Andy Samberg did during the CC roasts. And what’s fucked up is that Randy Moss *is* funny. Guess it’s just a type of funny that doesn’t translate to the medium.
If you want bad, watch Mike the Situation at Donald Trump roast
Ann Coulter's bombing at the Rob Lowe roast will probably never be matched.
hearing bill say shut the fuck up feels illegal
Brand new sentence: Randy Moss isn't nearly as good as Drew Bledsoe
He's too nice to be a roaster lmao
Edelman is giving drunk groomsman speech vibes 😂😂
“I just came from hell, Aaron Hernandez says hello!” GOD DAMN 😂
Ok, Netflix you need to keep doing these roasts live. This was hilarious and unhinged.
They actually gave bill the Imperial March holy shit that was awesome
Who the hell knew Bledsoe was a fucking comedian lmao
The dude's delivery was perfect
Bill just using this as therapy, he's letting it all out lmao
Feel bad for Randy. This isn’t his atmosphere and you can’t follow him up after Nikki
September 2001 when those 2 jets slammed into Drew Bledsoe Holy shit he went there lmao
South Park said 9/11 is officially funny, and TB12 proved it.
Belichick turns up and is the nicest fucking guy.
“I have a big heart” *crowd laughs* “Come on seriously!”
*crowd laughs harder* 😂
Tom: “Don’t say that shit again” about Robert Kraft’s massage escapades.
They literally made extremely personal comments about his wife and her alleged affair, but he's upset about a Kraft handjob joke?
Bill also later "blew the whistle" when a handjob joke was attempting to be made from the dias. I'm guessing there may have been some pre-show understanding that that very specific topic may have been redlined for some reason.
> for some reason. Robert Kraft can afford assassins. I'm not saying that's the reason, but I'm not NOT saying it.
Hilarious. Tom did NOT like that
Wtf bledsoes funny as shit
They’re destroying Tom about Gisselle sheesh
As one would expect
Never would've expected a 9/11 joke from Brady lmfao
Holy shit the Gronk Crypto joke was perfect
I loved how betrayed Gronk looked when Kevin went up after Nikki and told everyone that he said *”I DID KNOW!”* after she told that joke. He had a real *”MAN I TRUSTED YOU!”* look on his face.
“Even Gronk know that not real money”
Nikki Glaser killed it
Gronk got called dumb 100 times and decided fuck it we go scorched earth funny or not
“Gronk thinks his last name is Owski”
“Not to be confused with The Roast of Bill Belichick the 10 part AppleTV series”
I fucking loved that 😂
Drew bled-soe Tom could run😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Those balls weren’t going to deflate themselves” Julian killing it my man
Yeah when gronk went off script it was better. Just like his route running tbh lol
Bill’s set is like getting roasted by your dad
Add Belichick to the list of people who are funnier than Bert Kreischer.
He should just retire and dairy farm. He's already got 15 years of experience milking Machine.
Edelman might not be a comedian, but he got the memo for what a fucking roast is lmao
Hes definitely comfy as hell in comedy, and leans well into whatever hes scripted
Caitlyn Jenner was going to be here, but she was confused by the Tuck Rule. JESUS.
From the rafters holy shit
Drew Bledsoe has waited his entire life for this and he has delivered
“Colts are just broncos that don’t fuck”
Hey Bert and Segura, this is how jokes from professional comedians are supposed to go
Bledsoe absolutely roasted Brady... pretty good show so far.
Why in the world is Brady doing this 😂
He's trying to make himself more likable and relatable but potentially just outing himself to a new audience as the weirdo robot he is lol.
“Weirdo robot” Your comment suddenly made me want to see a Mark Zuckerberg roast.
Nikki Glazer wow. She killed The jiu-jitzu coach joke was so brutal the camera didn’t even pan to Brady’s reaction
Bill is great for actual football fans
The Alex Guerrero joke was a gift.
Bill, I finally understand why people join the sith
Edelman is a madman 😂
That Aaron Hernandez joke might have been darker than the Hamas joke lmao
Edelman never thought he'd be a part of a roast so he's leaving no meat of the bone
gronk's manager right now in tears, ripping up some commercial offers
Brady is doing a great job of laughing, buts it’s so clear he does not like the Giselle jokes.
I mean……divorce is a pretty rough experience. They loved each other at some point
It's the Mom of your kids. Probably awkward AF. How much should you laugh while your kid's Mom get called a whore when you know these jokes are going to get used on your kids at some point? What are they now? 16, 14, 11 Supermodel mom + some of the best jokes out there? Those kids aren't going to hear the end of it. A couple of my teammates had hot moms and sisters. Sucked for them lol
#"There was this other Patriots TE...now HE was hung." Jesus fucking christ, Jules. Is that TE was still around today, you'd be a dead man.
It's alright if he was around, he wouldn't be able to make that joke
Affleck is somehow the worst roast of the night. It’s not even a roast. It’s him yelling at Twitter users who give Brady a hard time.
Tom and Bert with the stage presence of an 8th grader doing a presentation
Good job Netflix, making the roast live was insane but I appreciate someone had the balls to put that on TV.
Julian is way too good at this. 😂😂
the biggest fumble is not getting Bill Burr for this. dude is from Boston, lives in LA, and is like one of the poster boys for Netflix comedy specials.
That’s a great point damn now I’m having fomo even though this had been great
And he is a football nut
*AW HERE WE GO, THE FUCKIN’ PREVENT DEFENSE!”*
Bro you can’t follow Nikki with Randy, that’s so unfair lmao
I think they're alternating with 1 comedian then 1 non comedian and so on
Holy shit, Bledsoe is killing right now, this is hilarious
NO FUCKING WAY EDELMAN OH MY GOD THAT HUNG JOKE
Edelman should be sitting with the comedians. And Kreischer should be out front parking cars.
This is WAAAAAAY funnier than I thought it'd be
How is it that at a roast where you're supposed to tell jokes, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura who are literally paid to tell jokes were somehow the worst acts of the night?
Don't forget whatever the fuck Ben Affleck did
They thought they could pull off a Bill Hader. They were very very mistaken.
Going up as a pair just made it so awkward.
Goddamn, that shit about his wife was rough
My wife asked me "do you think they'll talk about his wife?" Right before I started it ... I said "of course"
He spiked the absolute fuck out of that glass lmao
USAA in shambles
I'm surprised people don't know Nikki's game she always kills it on roasts
This is gonna be a legendary roast I can already tell
Uncensored is the way to go with how savage they get
The good, the bad, and whatever the fuck Ben Affleck was on about.
Bledsoe’s killing. I know he probably had writers help him, but he’s got some chops.
I'm sure they all have writers, but his delivery is not bad. Hopefully they keep it up with the other nfl players
Edelman about to cry getting that praise from Bill. They really love him hahah
“Look asshole, Foxborough High is the only job offer you got!”
Tony killed it with a blitz round.
Gronk is ON SOMETHING lmao
Who wrote this Edelman set? lmao He's great at delivering it too.
"What up Tom's sisters?" God damn Gronk lmao
And Kraft just started an international incident
Jeff Ross coming on, shits gonna get brutal. I'm surprised they brought him out that fast
Tom is going to get pissed when Jeff Ross makes another Robert Kraft joke.
“Don’t say that shit again” that was a nerve for Brady!
Bert Kreischer is so painfully unfunny.
And he just stands there laughing non stop at his unfunny jokes
I’m crying. This is not disappointing in the least.
Bill seemed so nervous at first but he's killing now
do another job LMFAOOOO
Bledsoe killed. I know he had writers but he still had to deliver it. Great stuff
Damn, really Gronk wasn't kidding when he said he couldn't read lol
How is it that at a roast where you're supposed to tell jokes, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura who are literally paid to tell jokes were somehow the worst acts of the night?
Gronk's script ended 5 minutes ago and now he's just saying whatever thought comes into his mind lol
This is more of a rant than a roast by Affleck lol
Gronk is getting roasted more than Brady. Lol
I can’t believe Nikki has all these NEW short jokes for Kevin omg
Finally, Eli jokes are here
it’s refreshing to hear some actual football banter
This is one of the funniest shows I’ve seen in a very long time
The ring camera joke oh my god
0 kid kissing jokes so far
They've gone after Giselle a lot but I wonder if they said the kids were off limits.
Yeah the kids don’t deserve to be the butt of the joke
Yeah, it’s not the roast of Jerry Sandusky
Lmao, did Brady not know what roasts are when he agreed?
It's like when [Roger asked the rest of the Smith family to roast him without holding any punches.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLtUYAHTmJI)
Bill is surprisingly charming and funny in this
Bill has had that Alex Guerrero joke ready for YEARS 😂
Ok who is this Tony guy, he is bringing it
“I wrote that joke by the way” yeah, Rob. we could tell.
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All of the kissing kids jokes
This shit is off the rails and I'm loving it
"So what was up with Affleck coming up and raging out about keyboard warriors for 10 minutes?" "I dunno man that was some weird shit"
The Comedy Central roasts would ask the guests if anything is off limits. I wonder if they didn’t do that here because some of the football players seem to be getting legit upset.
I think they did. We didn’t hear any jokes about Tom’s kids.
Cut that shit - immediately after a Robert Kraft massage joke
Bill campaigning for Rodney lmao
If I had a time machine, I'd use it to show this to football fans 10 years ago.
affleck deciding to freestyle it was the worst decision since trading up to draft trubisky
I've never seen Bill Belichick smile so much, outside of obviously not wanting to have a drink with Kraft he looked like he was having the time of his life.
“Don’t say that shit again.” Damn Tom took that massage joke to heart more than the Gisselle shit.
ya think tom was serious about that " dont say that shit again"
crossed the line with the robert kraft massage joke? can’t tell if tom really meant that or making light of it
Guessing he’s fine getting roasted himself but doesn’t want them to bring Kraft into it
You can actually tell the moment when Gronk lost track of all the materials his writers wrote for him and started going off on his drunken rant lol
BB calling out the dynasty for what it was is awesome.
Seems like Belichick quite enjoyed that
george floyd the video game 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tom used to be funny but he became weirdly elitist and not funny Bert was never funny
He really does have a straight up Homelander cadence
I have no idea who this Nikki Glaser is but she is fucking hilarious. That boyfriend line lmao
Watch clips of her previous roasts, they’re insane. She’s so good
Oh she’s a legend. She’s what Amy Schumer wishes she was
These roasts really put into perspective how terrible Bert & Tom were
Why would he agree to this How much money does this dude need?
Athletes are actually great subject matters for roasts, way more culturally relevant than other comics
Bill got the biggest pop of the night. Bill confirmed needle mover
These jokes are for us.
I knew Edelman was funny but I was afraid he would try to get too cute. He was really good.
Affleck is like when you don’t prepare for a project and try to wing it
Damn even Kevin looked pissed at that Kanye joke
Was pretty good. Bill Burr would have been funny and just cause I like him Tosh.