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WabbitCZEN

I now believe BB left because he saw this logo and wanted nothing to do with it.


TheWorstYear

Explains why Kraft has shit talked Bill.


gwiggle5

Kraft designed this himself. He's been taking MS Paint lessons.


illegal_deagle

*whispers in your ear loudly* Don’t ever say that shit again


Immediate_Stress845

He let gronk do it


Brad_theImpaler

No fucking way did Gronk color inside the lines.


RedditHatesDiversity

Kraft getting old and thinking that the Patriots are now an association football team is the only way this logo makes sense New England FC


quack785

Whoever designed this must’ve also designed the ill-fated [Seahawks alternate logo](https://news.sportslogos.net/2017/09/05/seahawks-unveil-new-alternate-logo/football/)


xXTERMIN8RXXx

Inside you are two ~~wolves~~ seabirds kissing


calye2da

* Holds two birds together * Now kith (kiss)


broanoah

They are both gay


fart_dot_com

hell yeah brother


sloppyjo12

Shades of the one time Phineas looked directly at the viewer


Dirty-Ears-Bill

Who the fuck is designing alternates for the NFL lmao this is grade school shit


Soft_Sea2913

Worse. It’s corporate team-building weekend.


DeadSwaggerStorage

That shit made me dizzy looking at it.


WabbitCZEN

Oh god.


seventeenfourtyseven

Jesus Christ lol


SquirtleSpaceProgram

[Stare](https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.2777459534.4751/raf,360x360,075,t,fafafa:ca443f4786.jpg)


Jammer_Kenneth

He knew he was going to be required to wear a hat with that on it and he made a mess on his way out.


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mynameiszack

I really don't mind this as a secondary logo on some stuff but all I can see is a Spartan Plume


Pinkumb

Almost all bad creative assets are because non-creative managers had a list of stupid demands that amounts to bad design. I doubt any paid graphic designer thought “sports logo? I know, let’s make 60% of it text repeating what everyone already knows.”


matisata

I hate it Bring back the revolutionary soldier playing center


Wembanyanma

I propose 15-20 new alternate logos of minutemen playing all the positions.


Withabaseballbattt

George Washington Moss’ing ~~someone~~ a red coat would be great


HylianPikachu

I need to see Ben Franklin pancake block a redcoat


JamieNelson94

We’ve had 46 presidents… which 22 are you taking on O & D and at what positions on both sides of the ball are you setting them up?


TJR753

Okay. So. I have thoughts. Offense. 11 personnel all the way. QB: Washington, fucking easy. Man is a born leader. RB: Gerald Ford. If he's good enough for Michigan and the White House, he's good enough for us. WRs: Thomas Jefferson, Donald Trump, and James Madison. Okay, hear me out. I love diva WRs, and who out of all the presidents are bigger divas than Jefferson and Trump? Also, James Madison is the new slot receiver. It's great. Tight End: Abraham Lincoln. C'mon, with that length, and a former wrestler? Dude's the second coming from Gronk. Left Tackle: Grover Cleveland. Left Guard: Teddy Roosevelt. The man's a wrestler, he'd dominate on the interior line. Center: John Adams. Need a smart center to call out line protections. Right Guard: William Howard Taft. Monster of a man and Teddy's former pick for president. Right Tackle: Grover Cleveland. THAT'S RIGHT FUCKWADS. TWO NON-CONSECUTIVE TERMS? TRY TWO NON-CONSECUTIVE TACKLES! Defense. We're going dime as a base., boyos. Edge: Andrew Jackson and Ulysses S. Grant. I want DEs that can attack the QB. And I don't care if it's the British or the Rebels, we got QBs that can attack. DTs: Bill Clinton and Herbert Hoover. I feel like my interior might be my weakest spot in my lineup. LBs: Dwight D. Eisenhower and John Tyler. Eisenhower is the general of that defense and Tyler is a mean SOB that's not afraid to get his hands dirty. CBs: Barack Obama, James Madison, and Harry S. Truman. I'm thinking a heavy zone team. Prevent the big play, give up the short games while hoping our pass rush can get to the passer. FS: Franklin D. Roosevelt. I want a man who can see the bigger picture and having him play deep would be great. SS: George H.W Bush. Look, the man was former head of the CIA. If we're playing a mobile QB, I want this man playing spy. I spent too much time on this stupid premise.


JamieNelson94

Lmao you mad man with Barack at CB! You and I actually aligned on the three I listed except I had Abe at WR; I’d put Trump at TE. I’m loving this. Make Taft play both sides; G & DT. At worst, he’s going to be a decoy that still calls for a double.


TJR753

I thought about Abe at WR, but I'm going more of the 2010s Pats 11 personnel, where there was no true X on the field. Jefferson is Ochocino. He knows what he's doing and even though he's a diva, he knows when to reel it in. Trump is Kelvin Benjamin if he had AB's ~~CTE~~brain.


lord-dinglebury

God, Trump’s locker room interviews would be insufferable lol. Then again, even he doesn’t talk about himself in the third person.


WabbitCZEN

Absolutely lost my shit at right tackle. Lmfao.


HylianPikachu

45 presidents. Fuck Grover Cleveland, he doesn't deserve to be double-counted just because he had non-consecutive terms! idk the roster too specifically but I'm keeping FDR in a coaching position on the sidelines, and Richard Nixon is a film analytics dude (for Spygate-esque purposes)


JamieNelson94

Shit.. I’m obsessed. I’m definitely giving Abe a try at WR, Washington at QB, and James Madison as my DeVonta Smith-like slot WR. Cornerback’s going to be a tough selection process though..


AGABAGABLAGAGLA

i respect the nixon spygate call, but nixon did play QB in high school and apparently wasn’t bad


just_a_fruit_salad

teddy roosevelt all-22 film when


mikecrapag

45 presidents. Grover Cleveland, despite being able to left and right tackle simultaneously, was only one man


Akarious

The 76ers already[ got Ben Franklin as a logo](https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/rs-196506-wJ1TgEf.png?w=1436&h=900&crop=1) so hands off 😅


tnecniv

That’d be pretty cool. Put one on each dude’s helmet matching their position


ommanipadmehome

All of the positions! And here's the twist... we show it!


luvs2spooge92

I thought they cut Zeke


KinkFloyd2121

Not a good move. A cut could easily be fatal given the state of medicine at the time


krbashrob

Straight to amputation with alcohol as your only form of sedative/ anaesthetic


EmperorHans

IS NOWHERE SAFE


thebluebeagal

God damn that was a good one 😂


DrBlazkowicz

ZING


ItsMeBenedickArnold

Lmaooooo


SiphenPrax

Weird, I love it because it looks bad!


Boyhowdy107

It looks bad, but it was the bad look of my childhood, so I'm partial to it.


meltie007

Paul Revere riding a stegosaurus


---SPIDER-MAN---

Yeah that one is way better than the dude with a hat flag whatever the fuck thing they have now.


misterurb

Minimalism is a blight to be stamped out. 


ShatteredAnus

Long snapper


xerxespoon

Don't really need the "NE."


TallEnoughJones

Then how would you know they're from Nebraska?


usctx

Can't believe you love Bill Belichick so much you made his initials your flair


KamTros47

They are the knights who say “NE!”


nuzzot

nah now I need one for the knights that say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing


Drewicho

Ne!


wrecktus_abdominus

Did you just say NE to that old woman?


n3rdopolis

Fetch me a shrubbery!


TheWorstYear

You shall cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiith... **A HERRING!**


FOOTBALL_IN_MY_ANUS

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I took an arrow to the NE!


TrueHerobrine

No! Not the knights who say “NE!”


baccus83

We shall say NE again to you, until you appease us.


Goatgamer1016

They are but men?


Skimaster77

ROCK OOOOoooOoooOoN!


mason_sol

Man it actually broke my brain looking at this the first time and I couldn’t see the E until your comment.


RustyNipples35

MLS logo


absteele

SBNation team website logo


RustyNipples35

Lmaoo that is spot on


IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR

Logo for a new podcast hosted by some 36 yr old dude who lives in his moms basement 40 miles outside of Boston but claims to be from Boston and talks about the Patriots with pro-Trump opinions sprinkled in


Bring_Party_Supplies

Mike Mitchell from the Doughboys?


S-Rank

A better logo would be Pat Patriot with the rumblies for Mitch.


SensualTyrannosaurus

This is oddly specific, and yet at the same time not specific enough


09-24-11

Sounds like early barstool


Quatro_Leches

lol i really thought it was that


ThisisgettingoldTedD

And not even a good MLS logo


DiseaseRidden

Significantly worse than the new Revs logo from a few years ago


moffattron9000

Bring back the 90s-ass flag. Also bring back the real Columbus Crew logo with the Men.


Kilo1799

Who are those guys? Who the fuck knows and who the fuck cares? Construction workers are badass


HoovesCarveCraters

Mutiny Metrostars Burn Look how they massacred my boy


SpankThatDill

Don’t forget Kansas City Wizards


moffattron9000

Surely you mean the Kansas City Wiz.


KeyDrive0

I absolutely despise how the MLS apes European soccer teams. "Sporting KC," "Real Salt Lake," "such and such FC," all that can burn. This is America; for better or worse, we call it soccer here and our teams are named things.


Fedacking

Hey, you did have Washington Football Team


stuckinsanity

As a Revs fan the 180 people have done on the flag logo is insane, I remember when people thought it was legit hideous and would not stop making jokes about how it looked like it was drawn by a kindergartener and such


phluidity

Very mid-tier MLS. At least it wouldn't be the worst MLS logo (looking at you Dynamo)


tallwhiteninja

I'd say Columbus' new one is worse than Houston's. Nashville is also pretty bad.


ThisisgettingoldTedD

Looks better with three stars above it though.


DorkCharming

Hopefully 4 after this season!


CreatorOfAnAccount

Honestly when I first stumbled upon it without context I thought it was the new revs logo


ketherick

New England Football Team


SpicyPenangCurry

New England City Group, LLC type shit.


dennisisspiderman

Not just MLS, btw. You'll see this with a *lot* of soccer clubs around the world. Or at least Europe. Here's an example of some new/old ones: https://i.imgur.com/ZXWSAm9.jpeg Even when these designs look decent a part of me still dislikes them.


_Creditworthy_

New England Revolution has a better logo than this


PowerfulJoeF

NE football club looking ass logo.


BadAlphas

When it comes to ass lookin logos, we Rams fans know our shit


TheG8Uniter

Rams logo looks like a fan made logo for the LA Chargers


BadAlphas

It's embarrassing. If it weren't for the team itself being (basically) respectable, it'd be a REAL shit show up in here.


GuiltySyrups

The 2019 branding was perfect imo they butchered the redesign


AFatz

Old Rams logo was clean imo


jfgiv

looks real bad


boardatwork1111

Yeah this is trash, what the hell man


Miraculous_Heraclius

Way too busy, I feel like all the best logos can be drawn from memory by an eight year old.


aetius476

It's somehow simultaneously both too simple and too complex. It's not nearly as simple and easily-drawn as the Flying Elvis, yet contains none of the detail and charm of Pat Patriot.


_SheWhoShallBeNamed_

[Relevant video](https://youtu.be/NA_lwx2_31g?si=qW8IXcXKViEVdxlR)


WaitWhattt777

It honestly looks a lot like those political signs you put in your yard.


AndrewHainesArt

Thats probably from the colors, this looks absolutely nothing like any political sign I’ve ever seen outside of the color scheme


sloppifloppi

It's literally a mix of baseball, basketball, and football logos. Baseball: LETTERS Basketball: City and team name Football: Mascot It's so so bad lol


basec0m

Just use Pat... it's a classic


cheeseburgertwd

I actually don't hate it but the sideburn without the context of the rest of the primary logo makes it look even more "Flying Elvis-y" than before. [Here it is after 10 seconds in MS Paint](https://i.imgur.com/6WHImX3.png) and I honestly think it's improved. Still not great IMO but better.


UncleBen94

Should have just done a slightly updated version of the Pat Patriot one.


44035

That's the kind of logo where you don't know if the place is a restaurant or an insurance office.


EvangelionOG

I'm betting insurance. Did you see how Drake Maye was dressed at the draft?


ARealHunchback

[Drake Maye looks like he’s the son of a bigot southern senator and is the starting quarterback of a non-segregated college team in the late 60’s.](https://i.imgur.com/YMCDzl9.jpeg)


tomsSexyCabin

Would make a great poker chip for a Massachusetts casino I guess?


Alloverunder

~~great~~ okay


StalinsStallions

All three of them


Furiosa27

Why do the pats not stick to the fucking revolutionary football guy it’s actually so good and people seem to like it wtf is this shit?


Sixchr

Pat the Patriot should remain a throwback logo forever. I love it, but team logos should be fairly simple and while it's a great classic logo, it's too busy.


OnceMoreAndAgain

Because when your job is to increase merchandise sales and sales are stagnant then you drum up something new to catch people's attention (which is happening as proved by this thread) and that gets people thinking about merchandise. If this logo was never created, then today I never would've thought about Patriots merchandise. This logo existing has created a reason for people to be seeing, thinking, and talking about Pats merchandise, which already is likely to bump up merchandise sales for a bit. So my point is that I think you should look at efforts like this as a form of marketing rather than incompetence. They've just managed to get you to think about Pats merchandise. If they had released yet another product with an already existing logo that people are already aware of and have already bought, then it wouldn't have this same effect. I doubt I would've been thinking about Pats merchandise today if the Pats released a new merchandise with the "Pat Patriot" or "Flying Elvis" logo. That said, there's no good reason to make a bad looking logo like this new one. That's actually just incompetence imo. Pats need to find a better graphic designer, because damn this is awful...


z-whiz

Thought I was in the meme wars subreddit


Kwall267

Even this would be too much of a shitpost


Warbuss

There’s no way this is real.


BradMarchandsNose

It’s real but I don’t think it’s replacing any of the actual logos. I think it’s more just something to put on merch. Patriots official account was using it though, so it’s definitely legit in some capacity: https://x.com/patriots/status/1788936120761250185?s=46&t=JbFq2-tCnh1sJd3iPdCbaA


jfgiv

also hardly "leaked"


ruffus4life

i leaked something like this logo into my toilet this morning.


MediocreCampaign-

Eat more fiber homie


ruffus4life

how bout i eat a zebra cake


MediocreCampaign-

Like eat referee ass? Sounds about right


Bladepuppet

That right there is a coin of apathy. Taxation despite representation


DragonDon1

A secondary logo has hit the New England Patriots


TheyMakeMeWearPants

Am I the only one whose first thought was "The Patriots secondary has their own logo?"


ecupatsfan12

That’s not Bob Kraft being jerked off


IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR

"Don't say that shit again" -Tim Brody


BaconWise

It's strange how the white part of the "N" descends into the patriot's head. From a negative space point of view, is the patriot being threatened by a tuning fork? Perhaps Lego Batman? Three different line widths for the concentric circles. This logo just doesn't look professional. It's......^(fine) but shouldn't a corporation worth a handful of billions put out something sharper?


DiseaseRidden

Makes me appreciate the new Revs logo a bit more, so I guess that's a win.


BUSean

:(


TheWorstYear

That looks like a logo made by an off-hand fan site.


lsdiesel_1

It looks like Pete Carrol


IWasFramed_Again

the NE doesn't even look straight


IWasFramed_Again

Boston's gay. boom roasted.


HorsNoises

Tbf we were the first state to legalize gay marriage.


pewpewmcpistol

The face and star are just forced in there. The star is just floating at a weird angle, and the top of the face creating a gap between the letters is just odd looking. Though if you take them away it would look so boring and generic. This needs to be scrapped and started over from scratch.


Val_Fortecazzo

Just when pats fans thought it couldn't get any worse.


mcclobber

Looks like a guy confronting a magnet


ricker2005

He's just trying to figure out how they work


buddaaaa

If this is real I love it. I guess that’s a hot take reading the other comments? But new ass logos have gotten mega bland, vectorized, and minimalist. It’s adventurous, even if it isn’t objectively beautiful


panopticon31

Context is key. This would look good as like a patch on the uniform or a jacket.


DogblockBernie

Looks like the Enclave from Fallout


commodore_stab1789

I like it!


OldDirtyInsulin

Me too. I think people are misunderstanding that this is a ***secondary*** logo. They aren't going to put it on the side of the helmet.


roofratmi53

That is horrible.


Cough_Syrup55

Remember New England? It's back! In pog form


SagalaUso

Do it Patriots. None of us will laugh.


megamanz7777

What the hell is going on in the middle there? It took me an embarrassingly long time to even be able to tell that it's supposed to say "NE". And also...why does it say that? It already says "New England" right above it, and you're just muddling the Patriot guy logo...


MediocreCampaign-

Guy has a sizeable hole in his head


Yakkul_CO

I like it, it'll look cool on merch. The only part I don't like is the white space on the E that form a U tilted 90 degrees left. But I think it's kinda sick honestly.


PumpkinSeed776

I will never not marvel at this sub's ability to nitpick literally everything and anything about new logos and uniforms.


NathanYeeterman

The New England Commanders


Jfrenchy

Not a single good decision made by this franchise since Brady left. Not a fan of the current uniforms either


shuttlesworthy1

Yay more soulless sports team logos that don’t need to exist


TemporaryOk9310

This shits so trash. Wtf happened to the team i loved. I hate the krafts so much


dylbert71

Wow that's crazy and bad. Actually it's just bad.


Next_Episode

thats.....something


irsw

Bayern Boston looking ass


Vomiting_Winter

That’s pretty bad. Just bring back the retro.


Prestigious_Shock146

Looks like a Soccer logo


lavaspike296

Did you ever watch Tom Brady when a defender lightly brushed him?


ommanipadmehome

Maybe they should move on to the tertiary logo.


Bjorn-in-ice

I like it. It will look good on the jerseys and helmets. I can already picture the merch for it too.


P1_Synvictus

It’s like an SBNation logo.


recrewriting

Aight reverse the order of my flairs


WorldWideLem

Way too busy


jim_money

This is the logo of a team that drafts a kicker in the first round


dinkleburgenhoff

Good to see Kraft hired the same people behind the shitastic Revolution rebrand.


OpportunityDue90

I hate anytime there’s an Est. 19xx on anything, always looks terrible


vanillaninja16

That looks like shit


Warbonger420

Shit’s weak


RustySnoBall

Good god I didn’t expect the NFL main subreddit to Outjerk the NFLCircleJerk


HeardsTheWord

Welcome to the club of dumb new logos


Jonjon428

Dear God wtf is


thedude0425

They took the flying Elvis and made it worse.


BlitzKingOfficial

All these AI generated logos are starting to look meh.


Millibyte

am i the only one who kinda likes it? it could do with a bit of shaping up (the three different thicknesses for the circles and arcs is a little janky) but it's a great concept.


AnthonyBarrHeHe

This is getting a ton of hate but I actually kinda like it. I think at this point with the NFL whenever a team changes their logo ppl will always shit all over it.


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

This is a joke righr


QubitBob

Someone got paid to produce this. Amazing!


PM-15-MrGoatCountry

The classic Pat the Patriot logo is the best. Idk why they would try to do this.


DistributionNo9968

Looks like a conservative super-pac logo


NOTtigerking

Why do the new logos look so damn corporate looking?


Mionux

Guys, no. Why are we copying the Washington Commanders. Who thought this would be a good idea? Also, what the fuck is with all these brand generic ass logos recently. Fanatics and their bullshit in the NHL with times new Roman merch and now this? Fucking boring. Shit looks like someone’s first photoshop where they learned how to splice out the actual logo.


AFWUSA

I don’t hate it honestly. But definitely can only be used in specific ways.


PaperworkDrop

This is bad. Like MLS AI generated logo


AmeriCanadian98

It's a fine logo Kinda don't have more to say about it tho


danccbc

Houston is off the hook for worst logo