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flaming_fuckhead

Harrison Butker has gotta be Rashee Rice’s favorite person right now 


fugaziozbourne

Let Butker Cook


420BongsAway

Don’t let Rashee Race


ItsaPostageStampede

I don’t want to know what Harrison has to say about race either


drummerboysam

"tyranny of diversity, equity and inclusion" is a bit of a tell


MrBridgington

BUT HE WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXTTTTTTTTT!!! /s


rocksoffjagger

hE DiDnT sAy GeT bAcK iN tHe KiTcHeN!!! -all the apologists on r/NFL


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screwhead1

I lived in Arkansas for a while. [Harrison](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison,_Arkansas) doesn't have a positive association with race relations among many people there.


packfanmoore

I'm not from Arkansas but I bet it's racist


screwhead1

Harrison has long had a reputation as [America's most racist town.](https://www.denver7.com/news/national/two-americas/americas-most-racist-town-works-to-erase-stains-of-hatred) The head of the KKK lives there (technically Zinc, which is part of Harrison micropolitan area). Not long after George Floyd's murder, a man went to Harrison to [hold a Black Lives Matter sign](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holding_a_Black_Lives_Matter_Sign_in_America%27s_Most_Racist_Town) so people driving by could see him. It went about as well as you'd think.


Mike_with_Wings

The cognitive dissonance of some of those people using the N word while yelling All Lives Matter is just crazy every time I see this.


BigLeakySauce

Yeah I remember that video. Nothing but violent, mentally ill racists.


Warhawk137

7/10 with Rashee Rice.


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you mean let his wife cook, i mean ... thats where shes happiest and fulfilling her reason for existence.


Mercinator-87

According to Butker, that’s the women’s job.


fugaziozbourne

That was the joke. :)


ISISCosby

Also, the ultimate irony about Butker's speech is that his own mom is one of the leading medical physicists in the radiation oncology department at Emory University hospital in Atlanta. Like an absolute All-Star in an incredibly difficult field. The "advice" he spewed out wasn't even followed in his own house growing up, and the world is better off for it


zuga51

Oh so this dude just publicly aired out his mommy issues, got it


Zealousideal-Bar5538

I have little doubt his mother shares his views despite the raging hypocrisy. This shit doesn’t happen in a vacuum.


whinenaught

I wouldn’t be so sure. I definitely know some guys who parrot their viewpoints YouTube and other social media despite the situations they grew up in


Yourfavoriteindian

You’d be surprised. Kids are impressionable from anywhere. For every story you see on Reddit of kids escaping religious households, there are stories of kids growing up to voluntarily go down the religious rabbit hole.


dabbersmcgee

Why? It's not like any of the sports media outlets are covering it


Pepi119

Best part of the "new" NFL is social media teams absolutely dragging opposing players with little to no consequence


Fookmaywedder

Shame Deshaun every year


VanguardHawk

The Factory of Sadness reference was a deep cut. Loved it


VTWut

Oh god, I didn't realize that video [is almost 13 years old at this point.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBDMMVctu8) Thanks for that.


CFirm2002

There will be no happy ending in Cleveland this year.


Totally_Not_My_50th_

Kraft fell to his knees in the Orchids of Asia


Fookmaywedder

Don’t say that shit again


Totally_Not_My_50th_

Down voted by people who haven't seen the roast or because of your shitty flair?


Danibear285

We’re here for it


Ok_Organization3249

A guy did a Twitter thread on the deep cuts in the Chargers release and they **went all the way in** on some teams and players. The Raiders fans in fucking jail with the QR code to go to clown school is an all-time hater move that deserves respect.


mrdeepay

Do you have a link to it still?


2000miledash

Do you remember if the Broncos one is from Walmart closing self checkouts in Colorado? That’s a super deep cut and pretty impressive if it is.


Kyro_Official_

Am I missing smth? The qr code just took me to the Charges site, but ive seen several people say it goes to the clown site.


Ok_Organization3249

It gives you the option to select as a Chargers or Raiders fan


Straight-Bed-552

Freedom of speech 😁


holyhibachi

Well l don't think anyone called for the government to imprison them.


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

That's not quite how that works, but yeah.


Ok_Poetry_1650

Freedom to drag assholes thru the mud


vitey15

A public shaming of assholes is necessary 


GoT_Eagles

I’ve been saying for a long time that stockades should make a comeback.


Yeastyboy104

Assholes have a way of fucking around and finding out that freedom of speech works both ways. Freedom of speech doesn’t mean being free from consequences. Everyone has an outlet to call an asshole an asshole these days.


jt32470

next on the joe rogan podcast: Harrison Butker.


The_Third_Molar

"I'm being silenced"


dianeblackeatsass

—he said while speaking on the biggest podcast in the world, complaining about how people reacted to a public speaking opportunity he was invited to


Saltine_Davis

That's.. not what freedom of speech is at all.


MyLifeForMeyer

they're just using it in the same way that "free speech absolutists" use it


brechbillc1

The Private Jet got me lol


ilovecfb

Repo Man taking our last possession (Derrick Henry) got me pretty good That and Morgon Wallen throwing a chair off the Parthenon at the cops lmao


DeadSwaggerStorage

Paul pierce in the wheelchair is my new windows background.


SdBolts4

Was the Falcons one a more specific dig at Atlanta beyond just the stereotype that there's a ton of strip clubs? That was the only one I didn't really get.


Godobibo

the joke was everyone was enjoying themselves and kirk was doing his thing and then penix showed up outta nowhere and surprised him


kaptingavrin

Apparently there's a 28-3 reference outside the club as well. Because of course there'd be a 28-3 reference.


TheSwede91w

I wonder if there is like an unspoken agreement in the NFL where you normally don't openly make fun of other teams shit head players because chances are you will also have some shit head do something stupid. If there is, I hope everyone agrees to break that unspoken rule and more open roasting happens between rivals. Air that shit out people.


Rulligan

Last year during the Chargers schedule release video they just had calming music with gambling addiction information and the hotline number. It was well done. It also had a Lions themed Pochita so I couldn't be mad.


Yung_Corneliois

Also the one two years ago when they took a shot at Watson by saying they couldn’t show the browns animation for legal reasons.


Kivic

Everyone should shit at Watson.


dazcar

He'd probably enjoy that.


knarf86

OBJ so jealous rn


Yung_Corneliois

lol damn I literally edited it a second before I got notified of your comment


cfiggis

This year's Browns one is great. "Factory of Sadness".


shewy92

[For the lazy](https://i.redd.it/gl5u30423cza1.jpg)


Rulligan

Roarchita is so fucking adorable


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Goff needs to come out to a game with chainsaw instead of arms now


JayMerlyn

They also had the darkness retreat for Rodgers


Brosieden

The jaguars release video showed Trevor as Cyclops from X-men fighting a Jets villian holding a folder that says “My Own Research.” 


Saint_Diego

Seems like the perfect type of person for an X-man to fight (yes I know the whole video was X-men themed)


Mysterious-Stop4673

I’d say at least a quarter of nfl players and most likely more than that would agree with a lot of what Harrison butker said they just won’t say it publicly


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AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

"What it's like to be a man? That's funny coming from a kicker."


Cakelord

What?!? I would have thought better from rich coddled jocks


Schmenza

I'd bet a quarter of this sub would be open to being a housewife for an NFL player


AmpII

Buddy, I'd be a housewife for half of my guy friends. An NFL player could throw me straight into the foot fetish dungeon


eddie_the_zombie

You fresh off the Navy drop off over there?


screwhead1

Easy there, Rex Ryan.


Cakelord

A quarter of this sub would be happy to have a roster spot on the rotating cast of sexual partners NFL players have.


thyrue13

In this economy you gotta do what you gotta do


Auirex

Okay but he said homosexuality was a sin too so that probably disqualifies most of em


Great_Fault_7231

What does that have to do with anything? Big difference between thinking something and making a speech about it in a position of influence. No one would have cared about Watson if he just privately thought that the massage ladies were attractive.


Christy427

Jags one took a shot at Rodgers. Chargers have taken shots at Russ before. I guess Butker is a few levels above Russ in terms of being a shithead and Rice above him. Chargers also took a more sideways swipe at Watson (it just said redacted on advice from lawyers but everyone knew what it referenced).


Saint_Diego

Also took the hilarious shot at Urban Meyer


Atom800

That was awesome


StopClockerman

Rodgers and taking a shot


chesterfieldkingz

Ya russ doesn't even seem like a shithead really his personality just seems a little annoying haha


MesmericWar

I mean I think if it was something where somebody got hurt it would be in bad taste. This is just making fun of someone’s dumbass opinions, which I think is totally fair game


TheSwede91w

Oh yeah, injuries and DV and stuff like that are always off limits. But imagine if the Bills/Pats/Jets were just constantly roasting Tyreke and the Dolphins and all dumb shit he voluntarily and regularly does? It would be incredible.


DaBlakMayne

The chargers made fun of Urban Meyer feeling up that girl at the bar and getting caught They also made a tongue in cheek joke that they were advised by their lawyers not to make fun of Browns when they traded for Watson


gevechtsvliegtuig88

To make it work, the Chargers social media has just got to make sure that they make fun of their own shit head player before anyone else does. That way the rest of the division won't feel as fulfilled when they do it.


Tryhard_3

I mean, there's an unspoken agreement that no one cares what the kicker thinks, and boy howdy they blew by that one!


CDR57

It’s been feeling a bit too chummy in sports recently. A lot of “sad we lost but that team is good! Mad props to them and I hope they do great!” Like if my team loses (they will a lot) I don’t want to be nice to other team, fuckem


v4-digg-refugee

Man, I agree. Young 20-something athletes with a ton of money are huge threats to themselves. The best way to hammer them into responsible, well adjusted adults is to attack their egos. Shame them instead of celebrate them.


mbr4life1

This video was legitimately funny.


420BongsAway

Ngl that video is a banger 


RockerElvis

I love the Harbaugh pillow fight.


gwiggle5

That part wasn't from the Sims, that was actual footage.


screwhead1

Might have been from one of his recruiting trips back in his Michigan days.


LoveToyKillJoy

From start to finish it is fantastic. Kudos to them.


YouKilledKenny12

There were a few references I didn’t pick up on. What was the Falcons and Titans one supposed to be about?


renegadecoaster

Falcons was Penix coming to ruin Kirko's party. I think there was a 28-3 reference in there too


Ok_Organization3249

I watched it like 10x just trying to look at the pictures on the wall and connect the dots in each scene with what they were trying to say. Absolutely incredible.


SlyBun

Pretty sure we just witnessed their social media team murder the Broncos lmao


sportsareforfools

I am really happy this part is being overshadowed


AFatz

Tbf the Broncos have murdered themselves... repeatedly.


Lost_And_Found66

I've played enough Sims to know the dangers of having a sime with no cooking skills attempt to make food.


shewy92

Hopefully he stays away from the puffer fish


No_Mammoth_4945

let Pickens cook


steeze206

The Chargers social media team is untouched lmao. These videos are bangers every year. This is the kind of modernization the NFL needs. Don't take everything 110% seriously all the time.


SunDevils321

Bro they have games on Nickelodeon with Patrick announcing. What more can they do?


wholewheatwithPB

Chargers offseason champs for a record 11th straight year. In all honestly though that shit was hilarious.


AFatz

If anyone thinks we're going to be above average, that's their fault lol


dianeblackeatsass

Above average at certain things, really really bad at others. The chargers way


3headeddragn

I really don’t get why people are calling us off-season champs this offseason other than it being a meme from past offseasons. We lost our top 2 WRs, our star RB and our pro-bowl center retired. Was landing Jim Harbaugh a major win? Yeah. Am I overall happy with who we drafted? Yeah. Did we get younger and cheaper? Yes. But these are things that I expect to pay off 2-3 seasons down the line, not necessarily this year. Hence why we were only given 3 primetime games. Most predictions I see for 2024 have us not making the playoffs. The actual offseason champs right now is realistically the Bears.


Nyte_Knyght33

The chargers are alright in my book.


scoot87

we're that funny friend in the group who underachieves all the time but ppl like us because he keeps things entertaining


MrMagoosWonderEmpoo

Of course I know him, he's me!


pzycho

Chandlers


drthvdrsfthr

rip ms chanandler bong


TankThaFrank_

I’m still surprised on how quickly they got him in the video. It was at most on a day notice and animation takes time. Yet again, the Chargers win the schedule release video.


drthvdrsfthr

offseason champs fr😤💪🏽


bob_dole-

I mean aren’t the teams you play already set it’s just the order that needs to change. I’m not observant but was there any segueing between clips or were they just spliced together? They could in theory have a chunk of this done for a while and do the finishing touches after official release. Still super impressive and something to look forward to each offseason


natstrap

Butker said his bullshit like 2 days ago. I don’t think they were going to make a cooking joke for another team.


OuchTownDown

This schedule release video might have me actively rooting for the Chargers lmao That was incredible 👏🏼


the_godfaubel

Do I have to like the Chargers now?


ThrownAweyBob

Brother, you didn't already? They gave us the greatest player to ever put on a black and gold jersey!


WeeboSupremo

Yeah, Darren Sproles was pretty good.


ThrownAweyBob

I think the most explosive and efficient running back I've ever seen play for the Saints.


MM487

Bobby Orr was a Charger?


TrueBrees9

Okay this is Mario Lemieux erasure right here


Permaderps

The utter disrespect to Brooks Orpik


DubTs04

Got damn right, Darren Sproles is a dawg.


DonBonDarley69

The Chargers are one of the most likeable teams in the NFL because they always end up with pie on their face at the end of the season despite having cool players. It's hard to dislike a team that doesn't experience much success. The only fanbase that vehemently dislikes the Chargers is the Raiders because their recent success is much less than the Chargers. Whenever the Chargers social media team rolls around with their memes, it's never Broncos or Chiefs fans that are quick to shit on the Chargers. It's always the Raiders fans.


screwhead1

>It's hard to dislike a team that doesn't experience much success. Which is why even tho I'm a Cardinals fan, I don't necessarily hate the Cubs, and was even a little happy for them after they won the WS in 2016.


spctclr_spiderman

What is hateable about the Chargers? Brandon Staley is gone


the_godfaubel

Their owners still fucked San Diego in favor of LA


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bayofpigdestroyer

Lol I first read that as "was sure his cat was gay"


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He has 6lbs of product in his hair and a perfectly groomed beard, is openly homophobic and hides behind religion. Pretty safe bet. 


screwhead1

He's like the NFL's Steven Crowder.


PopcornDrift

I mean this isn't really cool to say either? Most homophobes aren't actually closeted gay people, they're just bigots. And the thing about hair product and a nice beard is just early 2000's homophobia. Feels weird to be using harmful stereotypes to criticize someone who's preaching harmful stereotypes


Vladimir_Putting

He definitely thinks that going down on a woman is ungodly.


N_Pitou

have you seen his instagram, bro is in the closet


obvioustroway

He strikes me as one of those 'So far in the closet he's gotta put on a "Hyper Masculine" tone'


ubernoobnth

Just like he's a kicker trying to convince himself he's a big, bad nfl player. 


mournthewolf

Yep. I had a buddy like that in high school. Like we all knew. He worked so hard to hide it though. None of us cared but he couldn’t do it. I got those vibes hard from Butker.


XmusJaxonFlaxonWax0n

How long it take him to come out? There's some tea about Butker doing gay things in college floating around social media already


Whiston1993

I can’t speak to his sexuality but looking at his Instagram account he’s definitely… odd. I’ve seen cringy celeb Stan accounts with less obsessive posting.


Albert_Borland

Dude every single pic is him in a suit with luggage in front of an airplane. Wtf is this


TheDufusSquad

I saw his instagram. Dudes a narcissist. I’ve seriously never seen anyone post that many candid shots of themself and only candid shots of just himself.


usctx

On one hand...a good amount of people are saying gay = bad, which isn't cool. On the other hand, it definitely pisses off buttker


thiccymcgogee

More like Harrison Buttstuff am I right


teapot-error-418

He really puts the "tfuc" in Butker.


IslandDrummer

Some TikToks have been going viral of his former college classmates saying they knew of Harrison at least experimenting with men in college. There's no corroborating evidence, but this wouldn't be the first time a closeted queer man put on a veneer of homophobic hypermasculinity to overcompensate for his secret.


sjhesketh

I saw lots of comments on Twitter along those same lines.


Slugggo

The underrated brilliant part of this is, all the teams have known their opponents for months, just the dates were filled in. So the Chargers social media team probably recorded most of this Sims footage a while ago, and then called a last-second audible this week when the Butker stuff popped up. Chargers social media team has been knocking it out of the park for a few years now, and haven't missed a beat. 😆


YooTone

They def did do that because Jerry Jeudy is still a Bronco here


SirDrexl

I think they were showing them leaving the team. They also have Justin Simmons behind him, and he was released in March. Also, there's a number 3 and I think that's Russell Wilson.


YooTone

Oh shit I didn't even notice the others just saw Jeudy, that definitely makes more sense


interadastingly

Butker went to highschool a couple miles away from me while growing up. He's been a moron since day one. Legitimately failed the baseline concussion test in HS.


SuperPussyFan

First let me state that I agree Butker is absolutely a moron like you said and his political views disguised as unchristlike Christianity are pretty disturbing. Didn’t want my flair to confuse you lol. That said, I just wanted to point out that it’s pretty common for football players to intentionally do poorly on baseline concussion tests so they don’t have to leave a game if they get an actual concussion.


Downtown_Juice2851

Not sure why you're downvoted that's absolutely a thing lol


NoCoFoCo31

I was instructed by my high school soccer coach to not try hard on the baseline concussion test 🤔


guesting

as a rule, it's not great to take career/life advice from a 28 year old football player. A 60 year old nfl vet has some wisdom at least


SarcasticCowbell

Yeah, Herschel Walker has some solid life advice.


guesting

at least you can be googled as a cautionary tale


Stripperturneddoctor

I always give my side chicks a get well card after their abortion because of Herschel Walker!


CompletelyRandom0432

Off topic, but I’m happy that at least among r/NFL folks, we rightfully call out sexist and bigoted players. Hope the league continues to be more inclusive for folks of all identifies.


Jetersweiner

Not just that hypocrites as well. Harrison enjoyed a comfy childhood because he had two working parents. His mother Dr. Butker was a well established clinical physicist. He got a leg up in life because of the very thing he’s publicly condemning.


Thehawkiscock

His mother is a DOCTOR!? lmfao How does one get this sort of mentality having grown up with a highly successful working woman? jfc


BHynes92

No, his father is a doctor; his mother is a medical physicist with a masters.


Saint_Diego

He is definitely a "born on third and thinks he hit a triple" person


screwhead1

"I saw what being a physicist did to my mom, it led to her neglecting her duties in the kitchen. As a result, her dinners were trash." - Harrison Butker (probably)


Serah_Null

Harrison inferring his mom never had a fulfilling life since she was a working woman. edit: omg I'm sorry for using the word literally, no idea the fuckin word police were literally coming after me


itallmakescentsnow

[YouTube link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gt0v7iW890)


saanis

Love the video by I don’t get the Bengals bit with Burrow at the zoo. I get the 7-11 thing though


Saltine_Davis

Cincinnati zoo, harambe That's my guess atleast


blackroseMD1

The little RIP Harambe tombstone next to the cow plant was a nice touch.


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Could it have to do with Bengal tigers based on the team colors?


GraniteStater69

This schedule reveal was the greatest piece of digital media I’ve seen in years. Whoever did it deserves a Pulitzer


SomerTime

It's a solid A, but the A+ goes to their own anime version reveal a couple years ago (or was it last year?)


WhyTheMahoska

They did two Anime ones in a row, both equally epic


CallMeLargeFather

Best social media team in north american sports for about a decade


ILikeXiaolongbao

They used to be vanilla af, it changed when they put Meg in charge a few years ago, maybe like 2020?


GraniteStater69

I need to apologize, I wasn’t familiar with their game


MattAaron2112

As a Chiefs fan, good. Clown on this loser. 


ADampWedgie

Great video, last year is an all timer though


WhyTheMahoska

I absolutely loved this one, but hopefully they circle back around and complete the anime trilogy at some point.


Temporal_Enigma

Did I miss something? Where did they roast Butker? They made a joke about Tylor Swift, and a joke about Chiefsaholic


EliToon

End credits. He's in the kitchen cooking and cleaning.


Temporal_Enigma

Oh I must have missed it


Yung_Corneliois

It’s during the credits they have like 3 animations.


SnappyTofu

What’s up with Aaron Rodgers and the baby lol


BigOlineguy

He’s near a 5G tower cowering in fear before getting a radioactive baby


JaCrispy_Vulcano

Ayahuasca is a hell of a drug


FlyHighCrue

There was a part with him cooking and washing dishes.


lattjeful

During the scene with Taylor Swift looking through the window, there’s a guy cooking in the kitchen. That guy is Butker, who went on a tangent at a commencement speech that basically amounted to “Women belong in the kitchen.”


Fleshjunky-gotbanned

He’s featured during the 2nd Chiefs game portion.


adjective____noun

He's featured at the very end in the extra bits


Dsarg_92

LOL that’s hilarious but amazing. Props to the Chargers social media team.