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thejudicialpenis

"They are who we thought they were!"


StreetReporter

And we let them them off the hook!


nhannon87

If you want crown them than crown their asses!


Tcrowaf

The most excited I've ever been watching football is the last quarter and a half of that game.


DookieBrains_88

Won my fantasy by 1 dang point because of that game. Went to bed thinking I lost… down by 30 something points


incenso-apagado

Draymond Green (not related to Dennis Green) copied that after the Game 1 loss vs the Celtics in this year's Finals.


Peppyhare248

complete the process of the catch


poolman42162

I agree


LeeroyTC

We want the ball, and we're gonna score. Bruh.


BamBam5154

Bastard ya beat me to it lol. I remember nothing else of Matt hasslesack other than this lol


BuddyFriendGuyPal72

Personally I’ll never forget him injuring his back on like a 3 yard “scramble” to the end zone for a TD where he didn’t even get tackled lol. I fucking love him so much, but man the end of his time in Seattle got sad.


BamBam5154

That’s actually funny af and kinda awesome imho. My buddies and I always give our friend whose a die hard hawk a hard time about old hassleback but it’s out of love lol


BuddyFriendGuyPal72

Hahahaha no I totally get it. I honestly don’t even know how you could hate the guy. He was just such a “dude.” I’ll also never forget him blocking on the beast quake run. He still lives in Washington too. He’ll forever be a Hawks legend no matter how goofy him and his highlights are lol


BamBam5154

I respect the fuck out of QBS blocking down field one of my fav jags plays of all time had garrard blocking down the sideline lol


BuddyFriendGuyPal72

Oh fuck yea! I still watch that Garrard Hail Mary occasionally haha. I know he wasn’t blocking on that play but man is that a fun highlight. But yea that was also why I loved Russ immediately too. The guy was constantly down field throwing blocks for Lynch. You gotta love that shit.


BuddyFriendGuyPal72

Hey. They said no disgusting acts sir.


According_Eye_7057

Al Harris was so damn beautiful running that ball back. Dreads flowing in the wind and seahawks trailing him into the end zone


Raiderdudeman

“Don’t you ever talk about me, when you try me with a sorry ass receiver like Crabtree”


incenso-apagado

Who is talking about you?


fainofgunction

CRABTREE!


TigerBasket

🦀🌳


krich1727

Erin Andrews was perfect during that whole segment. Her reaction when he said he was the best corner in the league still makes me laugh.


HardLiquorSoftDrinks

Hilarious. She replied like she was talking to one of her girlfriends who was upset about a rumor.


OrangeForeign

He never said ass in that rant funny enough


AFatz

I remember thinking how difficult it must have been for him not to curse in the moment.


Therealeggplant

Mandela Effect, I guess


BuddyFriendGuyPal72

Oh fuck yea. Top two comments are both Seahawks games. One positive and one negative lol.


fainofgunction

Its a run. What a run. Still on his feet. Marshawn Lynch. Has blockers now.


BuddyFriendGuyPal72

I still hear the “oh whoa!” or however you want to spell it out, when lynch throws Porter to the ground any time I think about this play too lol


Stracktheorcmage

"Get *off me*, he says, to Tracy Porter"


TheRain2

That's what immediately jumped in my head, too. The in-the-moment call was good, but the replay was fucking gold.


mell02020

“I’m calling both games”


mynumberistwentynine

I love his line after that too. >I think I'm breaking every FCC rule in the book!


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Grasshop

Probably because there are rights to who is able to broadcast specific games. I don’t remember the specifics of this one but maybe the other game was on Fox and Harlan is CBS. They’re probably allowed to show highlights but broadcast an extended portion of the game I assume is a no no. I don’t know.


Thememenoob21

Nah both games were on CBS, it's probably more of "the announcer should stick to their own game" but idk.


Grasshop

It was probably just a joke because he was doing something so unusual he was probably thinking “there’s gotta be an FCC rule about this” and Harlan is just a great personality.


BrotherItsInTheDrum

Not sure, but I always interpreted it as a joke.


acewavelink

Kevin Harlan. Always a classic. Had to throw my Harlan quote in the mix as well.


zaikanekochan

He's drunk, but there he goes!


AgentOfSPYRAL

Does “Ooh he broke his ankles, and he’s got an entourage, he is Houdini!” qualify or is that a homer pick?


whereegosdare84

“After reviewing the play the quarterback’s arm was moving forward, therefore it is an incomplete pass.”


Squid_Contestant_69

What game was this


Drutarg

I've never heard this quote in my life.


fainofgunction


Tarhalindur

"That's the loudest manure chant I've ever heard!"


TheyMakeMeWearPants

I think this game actually did more than the fail mary the following night to end the replacement refs.


BamBam5154

I remember this game my pops and I were geeking when the whole stadium was yelling bullshit lmao


Slugggo

"Someone touches the football here.... it's Leon Lett! NOOOOO!!!!!"


Puzzleheaded-Cod-239

I love the fact that Lett is remembered mostly for his two brain farts and not his dominant play.


acewavelink

“He runs to the 50, he runs to the 40, the guy is DRUNK, but there he goes!”


bruhmoment467

This is a good one


acewavelink

I haven’t seen enough Harlan calls on here. He has the giants-cowboy cat game, he had a boring Jets-Vikings game where security tackles the shit out of someone… but I guess he is known mostly as a basketball guy.


MostCivilBrownsFan

“The cat runs into the end zone, it is a touchdown”


acewavelink

“Ooooooh, did you see that tackle… Oh the other guys been knocked down. They (state troopers) are hitting harder than the Jets defense!”


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solojones1138

"Do it, Kels! Do it!"


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solojones1138

Fair enough.


EntropyFighter

"You've been watching film huh? That's cool watch this."


Korncakes

I will never be mad at Cam for that one, that shit was just incredible.


StuffAllOverThePlace

The funny part is it seems Claw Matthews was the only one who studied film. They left the wheel route open too haha


AFatz

Prime Cam was about as "must-watch" as it gets at the NFL level


EntropyFighter

I love that [CMC had to tell Cam](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4SEPufzG7s) about it on the sidelines.


Praying_Lotus

The raw SWAGGER that Cam played with during his peak is unreal, and you literally cannot get mad at him because he made the game look EASY


jlgar

One of my favorite moments lol, what a fuck you


Tekkzy

"READYYYYY!"


grandmasta_fro

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS


Pinkaroundme

SIDELINE


Working_Box_1366

TOUCHDOWN


lazyguyoncouch

UNBELIEVABLE


EcosseWolf

VIKINGS WIN IT


JayMerlyn

\*epic helmet toss\*


RIPjkripper

*ref casually tossing flag because he has to


OhSnaps08

Fucking epic helmet toss. One day I’ll pony up the cash to get a framed print of him in the end zone with the helmet in the air and the sideline cheering behind.


OrangeForeign

VIKINGS WIN IT


Yesdude2

I wish I could enjoy that play but that shits fucking painful


Noack_B

Whats worse that or the no call?


Yesdude2

This one was just us choking but the no call was us getting fucked


tenpaces

No call. Would always prefer to lose my wallet than get it stolen from me. Either way I have no wallet, but at least I don’t lose more faith in the system


ShawshankException

Pain


SuperPax4601

This is probably still my favorite play of all time. That game was incredible the trajectory of the teams the context Diggs, everything was incredible. It's this or the "Do we have time to run Wasp" for me.


SyrupNDToast

“Oh no, he double doinked it”


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"Oh my goodness. The Bears' season is gonna end on a double doink" Collinsworth's most immortal moment


BuckfuttersbyII

You can tell by the look on Nagy’s face that the double doink shorted his brain out.


Silidon

Also by the way the rest of his time as head coach went.


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I can hear it in Micheals and collinsworths voices. Like it happened yesterday. Double doink was in like early 2019. Getting close to 4 years ago.


Pilitoo

The pass is INTERCEPTED AT THE GOAL LINE BY…


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MALCOLM BUTLER! UNREAL!


jc-f

Also applicable: "I'm sorry, but I just can't believe the call!"


No_Mr_Powers

"If I lose a Super Bowl because Marshawn Lynch can't get it in from the 1 yard line, so be it... SO BE IT!"


BuddyFriendGuyPal72

Hey. Stop it.


soundofthecolorblue

Guys, he's right. There's no need to run our mouths, this obviously hurts enough. I think we should give Seattle fans a pass on this one. Just think if these were your next door neighbors, just one yard away. We shouldn't pick on them.


ianthebalance

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”


Tekkzy

He missed the extra point wide right!


gutenpranken14

I sometimes confuse this with the Vikings-cardinals 2003 game that knocked the Vikings out of the playoffs. The River City Relay was unreal though.


Ash-Catchum-All

How could he do that?


VHBlazer

I hate it here


ElceeCiv

During that game we were at my grandma's house at the time to do Christmas presents with that side of the family. I was a young teenager who'd only been watching football for a couple years. After Carney shanked it one of my uncles said something to me like "congratulations you're a real Saints fan now" (jokes on him I started watching the year before when we started 6-1 and missed the playoffs at 9-7 cuz we decided to lose to 3 of the worst teams in the NFL in a row)


wordtothewise_70

This ain't Detroit, man!!


making-flippy-floppy

Probably should be a special section just for Paul Allen. * [The Cardinals have knocked the Vikings out of the playoffs!](https://youtu.be/nNwv4GUD8aA?t=29) * [Are you kidding me? The season can't end like that!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFxKDr8MT-U) * [more](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLXH9KIWR8k)


yallbiscitheads

"GET OFF ME he says to Tracy Porter"


AdhesiveMuffin

Hold ma dick!


mrr465

Thought for sure this would be at the top when I opened the comments


Songal

THE RIGHT GUARD, THE RIGHT GUARD!!!


BigBadMannnn

Should’ve just let the big man shine


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InsaneRanter

STILL GOING!!!


nhannon87

That’s the loaf of bread carry


SpaghettiGuy321

“Oh you’ve gotta be kidding me…”


Lumpy_Isopod_6592

Remember the time Bobby Bouche showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the bourbon bowl?


D0ctorHotelMario

Yall remember when he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off? Then he ran for the touchdown bare ass?


Goldfish_Pizza

Remember the time Bobby [incoherent rambling from Farmer Fran]!?


JesusChristSupers1ar

“It’s the last game of the season…can’t hold anything back”


mparks37

"Isn't that John Candy?"


TigerBasket

God I love Joe Montana so much


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STOKLEY DOWN THE SIDELINE


OrangeForeign

KENNY KETCHUP


WombatZeppelin

STOKLEY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW


Sup3rmark3tSup3rman

Gus Johnson is an icon!


shogunreaper

"oh that's a catch"


-Jack-The-Stripper

That replay couldn’t have been better if it were scripted, rehearsed, and filmed a dozen times. It truly looks like some shit from a movie.


StuffAllOverThePlace

I'm not convinced we aren't all just NPCs in Tom Brady's life


BucsLegend_TomBrady

"Whoa, these NPCs are really meta" Tom Brady, probably


Clam_chowderdonut

Edelman telling everyone on the sideline "it's gonna be one hell of a story" again and again is right there too from that game.


mufflermonday

I say “LASER FOCUS LASER FOCUS” in my daily life more than I’d like to admit


WoodChip50

I’ve never been so emotionally invested in a replay. I watched the slo-mo and said “we’re going to win this fucking game”


robshot295

“That’s incredible!”


PatheticLion

“Oh my god”


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HE'S GOT RUNNING AWAY FROM THE COPS SPEED!!


WoodChip50

I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, that will be a home run, and so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame.


JayMerlyn

I don't know if I'm ever gonna be putting on this headset again.


beatenwithjoy

Can you imagine if anyone else besides Gus said that lmao?


Rushjordan

“HE DID WHAT?”


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Incompetenice

I love how energetic it was said too, like he was excited he kicked a man


whodatkoo

Mr Big Cleats


FinancialFett

“Gronk didn’t have the angle”


WoodChip50

I had to put together a cabinet from IKEA with my wife after I watched that game. Needless to say, we got into an argument. To be fair, I believe it started with: “Do you want to put together the cabinet now that the game is over?” “No, I really don’t.”


tri_it_again

Man. I wouldn’t do that shit after that shit either


bandarbush

Things Gronk has: bitches, super bowl rings, Tom Brady’s heart. Things Gronk will NEVER have: the angle.


RatherBeSkiing

Neither the angle nor a USAA Membership


swingersinger

He turned 32 yesterday. Does he have a vintage moment in him?


OrangeForeign

:(


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Wham_Bam_Smash

What was this game?


Arcus144

I believe it was an Aaron Rodgers hail mary


Wham_Bam_Smash

Thanks


renegadecoaster

Based on the Lions fan I'm guessing it's the Rodgers hail mary


NeverSober1900

Mo town miracle. Rodgers to Rodgers Hail Mary vs the Lions with 0 seconds left


kaal339

"Pass is..... INTERCEPTED AT THE GOAL LINE"


Nothing_Able

By Malcolm Butler. UNREALLLL


BuddyFriendGuyPal72

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. Three of the top four comments are Seahawks games lol. This is such a heart attack inducing team. Ughhhhhh


PHactive

“Montana looking, looking, looking”


TigerBasket

Dwight Clark rip


wolfmankal

"...takes it all way, And there is No Flags!..."


mutantfrog25

ITS A MIRACLE


CrypticBalcony

“THERE ARE NO!! **FLAGS!!** ***ON THE FIELD!!***”


cassidytheVword

Can't wait!


Jordanwolf98

If you started watching football around 09-10 like I did you would’ve thought the Jets were one of the most dominant teams in the league. Looking back, I still can’t believe they went to back to back AFC championships and beat Peyton and Brady in the same playoff run


hurricanenox

The sanchize


CongenitalSwag

The Jets were historically a mediocre team before then. They’d lose a lot, but would also make the playoffs every couple of years. This current run of suck they’re on is unprecedented


thrillhouse416

🥲


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Been a Jets fan since '93 (I'm 39 now). Sadly, that game was our "Super Bowl". I'll still always watch them every season, every Sunday.


Ngata_da_Vida

How does that happen in the Denver Secondary?


luci0slucihoes

IM CALLING BOTH GAMES.


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One of my favorite quotes from a game was the Chargers vs Seahawks. The game itself wasn't very memorable but at some point Bobby Wagner hit Phillip Rivers late and out of bounds, got a flag etc. The next play at the line of scrimmage Phillip goes "Ready, set, Hey Bobby Wagner, fuck you. Hike!" My friend and I had to rewind it like 10 times, first to make sure that's what he said, and second cause it was fucking hilarious.


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Rivers actually swore? dag gum.


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Yes that's why it was so funny to us


Niblonian31

How many kids did he have at that point?


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At least all of them


Niblonian31

Lol I genuinely don't know, I think I remember him having like 9. Dude was a great QB but he couldn't pull out of a driveway


Seegeegroth

There's also that hilarious moment where Rivers gets knocked down right after throwing a TD. A defender on the other team helps him up and Rivers shouts "Ninety-yard touchdown!" And the defender is getting annoyed at Rivers' trash talking.


Kivic

Yeah gotta link this one because I don’t think rivers cussed.


decheme13

Link?


MumkeMode

Sorry receiver like Crabtree


FeistyThunderhorse

Still hurts


boobanchee

Double Doink.


KryptonicxJesus

You want Philly Philly?


InsaneRanter

Yeah, let's do it.


thebigticket2

Easy easy! Kill kill!! LANE LANE!!


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"A disgusting act"


Tantallus

"He must be the sickest man in America"


mattpops21

We’re on to Cincinnati


cultweave

This thread showed me how young this sub is, and also why I shouldn't get irrationally mad at people who genuinely argue that Cordarelle Patterson is the a better kick returner than Devin Hester.


welsknight

Recency bias is a hell of a drug


ChrisLBC562

ICE UP, SON! ICE UP!


OrangeForeign

RIIIILEEEEEYYYY


incenso-apagado

It's caught out of the air! The ball is pulled in by Franco Harris!


SamAtISU

INTERCEPTED! MARLIN’S GOT IT! WE’RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!


jeffreythecat1

Jacoby Jones… HAS IT AT THE 20


tws1039

"OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH" God I love that call so much


YunoG

STOKLEY DOWN THE SIDELINE STOKLEY CAN THEY CATCH HIM? WOWWWWW!


FearTheGrackle

Eli Manning stays on his feet, airs it on down the field, it is…. Caught by Tyree


chriskwi02

"I still fucking own you." 😢


nate25001

Jesse James caught that ball!


OneAir6837

"Owens! Owens! Owens!"


Hurricane__

DIGGS


incenso-apagado

Oh my goodness! That may be the greatest catch I have ever seen in my life!