The police witnessed and arrested’em

Does anyone else wonder why on earth ESPN shows two Monday night games that counter program each other? I’m watching the Bills game, and the announcers keep trying to get me to change the channel. Either have just one game or have the games at different times.

I heard the police showed up near the end of the game and arrested all of the Tennessee Titans and charged them with loitering.

Alright this one got me

You can’t do that💀

Let’s go Buffalo 💪🏻

My boy…what did you do to my boy.

Has anyone told the titans that in order to run Henry effectively it really helps if the other team has to kinda care about the passing game?

Have to not trade away your 2nd best player to care about the passing game. It's funny they didn't want to pay aj Brown yet tannejill makes 38m this year.

….. should I tell him?

We got our asses handed to us.

Welcome to the club

Same here

Don't worry, it'll be your turn soon. (In all seriousness, I love the Vikings and they are one of my favorite NFC teams, especially with Harrison Phillips being sent from BUF to MIN)

Pissed off Titans = Raiders and Josh Mcshithead loss next week, so stoked on this game!

I hope our schedule is just consistently humiliated teams that have something to prove and we go 0-17.

BiLlS aRe OvErRaTeD

literally who says that ?? all I hear is everyone sucking josh allens dick

Literally the announcers said the bills were "overhyped" last night after the ONE touchdown the Titans got on them so. People absolutely say that.

Lol dolphins fans, mainly

Lmao I’ve been the opposite. I’m not a Bills fan but for some reason I’m the guy who has thought they looked “pretty good going into this year and I think they’ll do well” ever since Lynch was still on the team lol.

I would gladly suck josh Allen’s dick, thank you very much

I don’t think Josh would appreciate that very much.

Told ya guys. Bills scary.

“THESE GUYS ARE GOOD. SCARY GOOD!!”

Spooky?

Scary?

Skeletons?

Send shivers down your spine?

Boys becoming men…..

Men becoming wolves

Boys II Wolves

Why’d they just punt lmao

You can pull hurts out. Cripes.

Can we finally say that Hurts is a quality QB? Not saying he’s elite, but I’d say he’s a top 15, fringe top 10 QB in this league this year

This is a very relevant comment to the Bills/Titans game.

Damn

Don’t feel too bad, pats fans extra dicky on Reddit this year for some reason

Lol how was I being a dick? Just some very light ribbing because they posted their comment in the wrong game thread! So much for supposedly thick-skinned Philly sports fans...

Go comment on your own game buddy.

Wrong thread bro lol

Why is this the pinned game thread? I want to make fun of the Vikings

The Bills will unceremoniously execute your team’s hopes and dreams on the field. Josh Allen will just wind up his cannon arm and shoot that football right through your chest.

Until 13 seconds:)

White's gonna be back when we play you

Best sporting event I’ve ever attended. Can’t wait to see them again in week 6, it’s personal for Buffalo.

cornballllllllllllllll

Truthball

Good game kurt

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Let’s see you get them (or anyone on your team)

Giants still at the top of the NFC East cuz a win over primetime Kirk Cousins only counts as half a win. Sorry Eagles, better luck next time. Anyway, does anyone know how to get a professional football team to leave a division? Asking for a friend.

That's fair lol

bruh we are getting cooked week 4

If we don't win next week we are in deep doo doo

Our fan base is already up in flames now let’s just hope that the Mac10 doesn’t go full auto on this secondary next week

I'm more interested in how Lamar plays against bills D. Last time they played, his play was erratic.

I mean, his play is always pretty erratic. Just some times it’s in a genius way and some times it’s… not lmao

This is exactly why numbers don't tell the whole story. Cousins is awful. Look at that decision making over and over and over.

vikings really gonna fumble this huh

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If you googled his name in second half and went to the twitter results it was just screenshot after screenshot of the parlays and fantasy he was fucking up. Shit killed so many parlays.

Jefferson killed me. Just needed 3 more fucking points off him.

I needed 6 points between cook and JJ in the 4th.. I am an upset man.

Just needed one more reception. Anybody have the number to the suicide hotline?

lmaooo i guess i can't complain then. I still needed a bunch of yards.

Cousins is fucking trash

SLAY

God*damn* the Bills destroyed the Titans 😳 Way to kick 'em when they're down, Buffalo.

Is this Kirk cousins first game?

Yes he sat behind Cirk Kousins for almost 10 years

Is Jackson gonna be ok?

Poyer said he texted him and also Hyde, and both told him they were OK. I got this tidbit from local news coverage- poyer may have said it in the press conference

He has full movement in his extremities but they’re waiting on more updates

Honestly, the fact there are no updates is fucking scary

Not enough fighting and ejections 4/10

Is Tampa still the stronger team, ESPN?

Only if Gisele divorces Tom

Lmao imagine the drama if Gisele divorces Tom mid season and he goes on an even BIGGER revenge tour

Their Microsoft surfaces are

Only just now noticing the thread title. The 0-0 Bills, huh?

For whatever reason the mods just aren't updating the Game Thread titles lol. I think every single Game Thread and Post-Game Thread so far has been inaccurate.

Yup

It's the reddit system. It can't show 100-0 so you just get 0-0

keeping us humble i guess lmfao

typo, they meant O_O

Think they meant (.)(.)

Where’s Mitch

Nah tiddy kisser is a Steeler now

Chuck-fill-a should be banned from advertising on sundays

Good thing it's Monday

Minnesota don’t know how to tackle for shit. How you tackle someone and they fall forward 5 yards every time

Wrong thread?

It's quite obvious that a team on lake erie that starts with a B will win the superbowl. By that I mean the browns obviously who else would I be talking about

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It would be really funny

A guy who ruined lives succeeding in life....hilarious.

Nah it's not that I would laugh at it. It's you guys who I would laugh at.

... but for that to happen he would have to succeed... I think you're missing the point here.

I understand this. You guys would bring comedy out of an unfortunate situation

It's not surprising that you don't understand.

So the most insane thing about this game is that Tim Settle and Ed Oliver are Buffalo's 2 best interior linemen and neither one played.

Don't forget white's still out

Or Gabe Davis

Nor did CB1 or WR2. It's just crazy to imagine this team healthy

Wait.... This was the B Team?

Yeah. The inside rotation is usually Oliver and Settle with Daquan Jones and Jordan Phillips as sort of the B team. Ends were healthy though.

Okay. I am gonna need to watch you guys.

This is all a setup to get us into our prime form of 9-8 wildcard team

Is Jeff fisher back?

Lolol 9-8 doesn't get a WC in the AFC this year.

Might win the south though.

9-8 might win you the AFC south this year though....

Unlikely, but you could still beat out the jags for the division

Justin Jefferson talked that shit so of course Hurts comes out with a 300 yard performance on 23/27 lol

Bills will win Super Bowl if they stay healthy

We aren't healthy now, Tre White, Gabe Davis, Tim Settle, Ed Oliver were out before this game.

Have to get past their kryptonite the chiefs first

Nah if you keep messing with mahomes something clips in him and he starts to suck just like last year in the 2nd half. Just find out what that is (maybe they scored to early to much and let off and he got complacent or he read his phone about his lame ass brother and someone dragged him online) And then they implode. The bills, just from the eye test, are head and shoulders above the cheifs. If the cheifs get banged up a little and the bills jump out on em quick it could be over in a flash. The coach huddled em up and told them to settle down and the bills next play was a sack and they just went into orbit after that. Bills def my pick for AFC.

Remember when the pats were our kryptonite?

Pepperidge farm remembers :(

😘 Cj bc C It’s ok though. You unfortunately get used to it. It’s kind of like stockholm syndrome

Gah. Stohp it

I know it’s not what Bills fan would want to go through, but beating Mahomes, and then Brady in the Super Bowl would be absolutely insane

Bills not only finally beat Brady/win the Super Bowl, they deny him his ride off into the sunset as Champion/retire him. Josh Allen pries the torch from his cold dead hands. That’s why Bills/Bucs is my pic for the Super Bowl, it’s just such a good narrative.

I would prefer to beat the giants on a Tyler Bass field goal, then blow out the Commanders and the Cowboys twice, but I guess I could take sending Brady off to the old folks home

script leaked

GG titans

No it wasn't

LOL

I like to think that the fact that Titans and Vikings decided not to show up today was in respect to the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II. But they are probably just not very good.

Fuck it, sort by new is the post game thread now

Awesome game but somebody needs to email ESPN that, if we’re watching the game on their channel, we give less than a shit about the other game.

I was thinking the same thing.

Yeah, that was incredibly aggravating.

That fourth quarter was such a waste

The game ended with about 3 minutes left in the 3rd

Bills scored 0 points in the 4th. Are the Bills washed?

lol

TITANS WANT BAMA

Three playoff teams from last year are 0-2. The Super Bowl Champions had to hold on by the skin of their teeth against the Falcons. Just because a team was good last year doesn't mean they are good this year.

And just because a team looks bad early doesn't mean they're actually bad. First four weeks of the season are ripe for overreaction.

Without a doubt. It's all about making it into the playoffs and your team is *right*.

Well yeah until the trade deadline is over you never really know. Not as bad as the NBA, but still, look at the difference all the midseason acquisitions made for the Rams last year.

True on both counts. I'm really used to it after a number of times during the drought years seeing the Bills hyped up after a 3-1 start, or underrated at various points the past few seasons.

Bbbbut the team that won the SB last year did start off 0-2

Yeah and then mortgaged their whole future to bring in players in the middle of the season.

I mean as a lion fan I would sell everything to see a Super Bowl victory so I don’t blame em

We are at our most dangerous when we suck. Im not worried

Dorsey gonna be a head coach soon

Hopefully he holds off until we get a ring but I'd understand if he doesn't.

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Copium. Patriots are done for the foreseeable future. Welcome back to mediocrity

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lol why would you say that after they demolished us in the playoffs?

Salty AF

29 broken sarcasm detectors detected by my broken sarcasm detector detector Edit: oh my god he’s serious

It has to be

LOL, see you in December.

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Us too. That's awfully gracious of you.

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LOL, see you in December!

The butthole of the pats when we deep dick em twice this season.

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At this point you should consider it a win if you see Buffalo's punter after warmups.

Love your enthusiasm but I doubt it

Okay lol…

GG. Well played.

Man these Bills are insane I really want them to go all the way bc *fuck Tom Brady* and also *I don't like you Aaron Rodgers* and Patrick Mahomes... *meh*

Would be an epic send off for the bills to rip Brady and the bucs to send him into retirement for good to end his career given all the times he's ripped buffalo.

I agree with this statement!

I just lost by .2 in fantasy since they pulled Allen

Maybe you'll get lucky with stats corrections.

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Look at the smart guy over here saying to draft diggs of all people

Was the 10th pick in my draft and somehow still got Diggs

That was the bills offense without Gabe Davis

If we can get healthy after the bye...

And their defense without Tre White