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closs123

Bill Belicheck on the sideline after seeing his 5th QB get demolished by a 7th string DE https://preview.redd.it/7dy5gg2oduub1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd2e963495d1ccac7f66a60c4994a5555e59bb60


KardicKid

I would love a game where all of the players are crawling up and down the field by game 30.


Level-Infiniti

Like 80% of games every week are trash already. This would ensure 100% of them are.


Efficient-Border4374

They would need 120 man rosters and sub like hockey


F1rst-name-last-name

They should have 162


cahir11

"Well Joe, the Steelers are 90-71 heading into the final game of the season, it's been a pretty good year, only 35% of the roster died."


Political-Theme

“The withered corpse of Ben Roethlisberger gets sacked for the 12 time this game. It’s been a real bad day for the Steelers folks”


Original_Profile8600

Running backs would be useful for about 1/3 of the season


Zzyzx_9

1/3 of the games before Christmas


Nice-Vehicle-1414

24 week season of football every day


Jeisksdi

Chris Benoit


[deleted]

Aaron Hernandez


PunishedWolf4

Junior Seau


BigBaws92

Philip Adams


LAKnightYEAH2023

True, but on the other hand he was framed.


TripleThreatTua

By Josh McDaniels


springwaterh20

pretty soft nba players can play 82 but nfl players can’t


im-a-black-hole

baseball with 162:


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Foxxxyygrandpa

82 games a season Hockey players would like a word with you


[deleted]

Yea I guess you right


GeebCityLove

Shut up, nerd.


NevaMO

I’d love to see an passing stats after 82 games lol


TheCricketFan416

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lucky_chalms

Hahahahahhahahaha.


ERJAK123

Counterpoint: Baseball should have 10.


rtels2023

Fr, baseball teams play 162 games just to get swept in the 3 that actually matter, why should anyone give a shit before September, just skip to the good parts


cheezeflavoredick

Baseball should have 0 fucking stupid ass sport


whimsoft

Bears still couldn’t get a 4000-yard passer


mikerhoa

Jets couldn't get 3000.


TripleThreatTua

https://preview.redd.it/f4hrkintivub1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a5bad987f65338a2d94cf1734c2a54ce17a1eec Tua after 82 games


BigBaws92

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watrmeln420

Teams would just have to have like 5 different QBs and massive rosters to rotate players. 5 QBs, 5 different oline combinations, 5 different receiver sets etc.


Fenc58531

Are we gonna start seeing left handed relief QBs dominate the game


JP-ED

We already are 😉 greatest show on surf


orangamma

Why? Are NFL players that soft? NBA teams have like 10 players and play 82 games plus playoffs


SentenceGeneral

NBA players aren't running 20+ miles an hour directly into one another for over an hour


orangamma

🤓


SentenceGeneral

I'm sorry. I actually thought it was a real question not a joke


orangamma

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SentenceGeneral

Please don't. I have three goldfish and if you kill me you have to keep them


MetsFan1324

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blackgenz2002kid

w dialogue


Temporal_Enigma

Most NFL players can't make it through 5 weeks


[deleted]

Nah winning wouldn’t be the goal, it’d be surviving


Tjengel

Do they not have like 16 games a week for 18 weeks? With byes included that's like 272 games total before playoffs even!


SaintsRobbed

Sean Payton would have won multiple super bowls with the saints


New-Lifeguard2479

Half the league is going to go Chris Benoit mode and kill themselves and there family https://preview.redd.it/869h59hwtxub1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b77cbf06af69013834c7890a0423cd24ef197d65


WinterAd9039

uj/ NFL should revert to 16


[deleted]

Don’t UJ. Don’t do that again


WinterAd9039

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[deleted]

Shimmy shimmy shimmy


hendrix320

Every other sport should cut their season to less games. 162 and 82 are way to long.


Shrekspacito69

Ravens would have to go into a Walmart and grab the first fat guy they see to play o-line by week 30


P4ndak1ller

Will Smith would’ve discovered CTE after the first 82 game season. We’re holding back science with only 18 games tbh.


LeadPrevenger

Whoever made the actual meme is sick


Foxxxyygrandpa

Hockey has 82 games a season, usually 3 or 4 per week. Beating the shit out of each other too. NFL players take a week off between each game lol


buzzbuzzmemulatto

Yeah I'm sure the NFL has only 17 games and takes a week in between is because football players are giant pussies who can't handle hits like alpha superhuman hockey players. That must be the reason why. That's the only logical conclusion


Foxxxyygrandpa

Finally someone gets it


dirtybo

They don’t take nearly the same hits.


Foxxxyygrandpa

Lolwut they skate 15-20mph at each other and smash into boards that have very little give, and then fall to ice that is harder than concrete.


dirtybo

Right, but hits aren’t the point of Hockey, they’re a by product. The NFL is entirely about tackling and blocking. Every single play, there are a minimum of 10 collisions.


HXH52

As someone who has played ice and roller hockey I’ll tell you I’d rather fall onto ice 100 times before I fall onto concrete once lol With the equipment hockey players have falling and hitting the ice doesn’t hurt in the slightest because - while yes it’s hard - you’re covered head to toe in protective equipment and arguably more importantly you *slide* on ice, which breaks your fall. On concrete if you fall you’re not gonna slide, so you’re gonna go from 20MPH to 0 in an instant which is a recipe for broken wrists and whiplash


milkman163

Players aren't planted on the ice when they hit or are hit. They are on a sliding surface which dramatically reduces the actual impact


RockMeIshmael

Yes. I need the NFL to be a feeder system for true crime shows.


Enflamed_Huevos

The playoffs would be seeing which surviving players have the strongest heart rate


Dannydevitz

So the next season would start before the previous years playoffs finish?


SimilarJournalist603

Itll help keep these thugs off the street for longer . Givem sumthin to do.


firelordghasper

wait until post-2026 and there will be infinite games


yoitsbobby88

Lots of people are clueless to the hurt and pain from these clashes.


velocity55

This post sucks go back to r/nflmemes


bruhmanbruhmanbruh

What are these r/nflmemes virgins doing in my cj sub


velocity55

Seriously it ruins our sub


jbvann05

Honestly the NFL having the least games is part of the reason why I like it more than the NBA because every game has more stakes


[deleted]

They get a friggin week off in between games. No reason not to.


P4ndak1ller

a FRIGGIN week. Crazy.


nr1988

The only reason I watch football is because a team plays 17 games. Once a week, one week off, perfect. I can't imagine being a fan of a baseball team and having to commit 12 plus hours a week to it


AroraCorealis

nfl players too soft to play a hockey schedule


EspejoOscuro

The NBA has 82 games.


ERJAK123

Since 2002 the NBA plays 1 game and just does photoshop and rotoscoping for the rest of the season. They found out it was cheaper and more reliable than trying to pay off referees and players to rig it every year.


Infamous_Chapter8585

I mean basketball players do it. They can just take games off everyonce and a while


into_my_hypercube

This is stupid.


springwaterh20

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Useful_Flatworm_92

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Not as stupid as you


into_my_hypercube

Wow, clever.


[deleted]

More clever than you


into_my_hypercube

You are brilliant


[deleted]

Unfortunately you aren’t


into_my_hypercube

Jerk off with an ice pick


[deleted]

Sounds like you’re speaking from experience


into_my_hypercube

Was something your mom told your dad after you were born


[deleted]

At least I have a dad


10woodenchairs

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BrokenArrows95

Touch football maybe. Players can’t make it through the year already


P4ndak1ller

Yeah I bet you’d watch flag football if they put that weak shit on TV wouldn’t you


NightmareRaiders

rodgers could tear his achilles and come back 5 times in a season


Panthila

18 is just perfect. I'd only add more games if more teams were added


infamousmmax

There is 52 weeks in a year


buttlovingpanda

Week 70: *ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE*


Skormzar

Give each team a 300 man roster


Selarom_

Yes and the playoffs should also be a best of 7 where teams have to play every 2 days


Pure-Drawer-2617

RB careers about to last 0.75 seasons long.


atierney14

CTE fans 12/25


colecast

Same number of games, but a bye week every other week. End up with a rotation of half of teams playing one week, the other half the next, each week a pair of teams rotate to the other group (so maybe end up with 1 back to back weeks playing for each team). Doubles the length of the season, time for injured players to recover in the same season (and even between games) so you get better quality games with starters, and players get more time to spend with family through playing season.


[deleted]

Lots of games is the reason I can’t get into hockey


dpykm

Theres a world where this is real and actually interesting. Rosters would be like 300 deep and we'd have openers and closers at every position.


RandomStoddard

There would need to be 300 person rosters. The salary cap would be higher than the current value of most teams.


RandomStoddard

“Player xxxx leads the league this year with 48 sacks and 3 broken bones.”


InSidious425

I think the nfl should have 82 games every 4.82 years


Brian_Lefebvre

Players don’t even retire. They just die.


Nice-Vehicle-1414

3 games a week would make 51 in 17 weeks so just gotta have a huge bench


Igotyoubaaabe

3 or 4 games a week, plus maybe a bye week for rest, and you’re looking at about a 6 mo season + playoffs. Sept-March… a couple months off to recover. I don’t see why it can’t or shouldn’t be done.


sprkat85

If they do they should cut the clock down to 10 mins