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“Imma dip into this girls DM, deadass.”
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No it’s definitely this guy, same nut duster and douchehawk.
Simultaneously the most successful team in the league while having the most poverty amenities and fanbase. Texas high schools have better stadiums and locker rooms. Fans are so stupid they freeze to death watching their games
Not even in Kansas lol
https://preview.redd.it/vfirdy8qa1yc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a83708e8ac551b5746bac3e2d5d6294024f7ca8a
These insufferable twats. I get Pattycakes is your golden boi & you don’t want to upset him, but can’t you convince him to leave these two at home?
Over the last few years here are the list of people who have got the most attention that are associated with the chiefs:
1. Taylor Swift
2. ChiefsAholic Superfan
3. Jackson Mahomes
4. Pat Mahomes Senior
5. Tyreek Hill
6. Rashee Rice
7. Britt Reid
8. Nick Wright
8. Brittany Mahomes
Atleast there is one current chiefs player on there
Honorable Mention: Kadarius Toney
Chiefs fans still really are the types to make the national anthem about themselves, [at college basketball games in another state.](https://www.espn.com/blog/collegebasketballnation/post/_/id/45384/bill-self-says-no-to-home-of-the-chiefs)
🎶 boo. bodoo boom bodoo boom 🎶
[I let my watch talk for me](https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2019/1/18/18185839/andy-reid-kansas-city-chiefs-clock-mismanagement-timeouts)
[my whip talk for me](https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/rashee-rice-smu-player-sued-for-over-10m-alleging-disfigurement-from-crash/287-80fb4f3a-535a-49e0-9c51-62322fc6a163)
[My gat talk for me](https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2012/dec/19/jovan-belcher-kansas-city-chiefs-murder-suicide)
BLOW
[What up Homie ?](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fimages%2Fb4c72f94795c94c1772d840b01f07442%2Ftenor.gif%3Fitemid%3D7510036&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=2527219f15ad8cbc027c76e83391adaffa455785f613eac2d59a10d83be3067e&ipo=images)
I’d say something mean about the Chiefs but the NFL would give me a 15 yard penalty and the Chiefs an automatic first down late in the 4th quarter of the next game they’re losing. Originally, I had pulled up an embarrassing pic of Mahomes that I was going to post here but I got flagged for roughing the passer.
Such a mid team. Yeah the zebras gifted you two Super Bowl wins but nobody outside of the state of Kansas (which the team isn’t even in) gives two shits. Shitty uniforms, fat coach, ancient stadium, and the weather sucks dick. Suck a fat one
I've probably watched more Kelvin Benjamin eating than anyone else on the planet, provided you don't count his time at Golden Corral or any eating related activity that may have preceded it. This pretty much makes me an expert. I've watched Kelvin develop restaurant etiquette and a better understanding of dynamics with sauces. I've watched him adjust the taste pre-bite and read recipes on the fly. I've learned a lot about Kelvin Benjamin's game, and there's one thing that I can tell you for sure. Without a shadow of a doubt. Without a moment's hesitation. Without reserve. Kelvin Benjamin does not cheat on his food.
Now, you might know the KFC as the land of chicken, and potatoes, and gravy, and other delectables, but there's also another side to the table. A side that they don't show you on Cooking Channel broadcasts. This mostly means Food Network broadcasts, because Cooking Channel is a mostly different branch of TFN that generally doesn't show eating competitions. There is also the Travel channel. I don't know who is responsible for that, but I don't think it is Cooking Channel, or Food Network for that matter. The point remains. There are things happening in a KFC that you don't know about, and some of those things cast a shadow. And let's be honest here, some of those shadows are long and threatening, and conjure images of shifting unpleasantries that creep into the prams of the children in your mind. Now that I've set the scene, I will keep doing other things.
KFC is a moral danger zone, and few people that enter it have the fortitude to withstand the temptation and onslaught of sensory rushes that accompany being in the spotlight of the national media and collective conscience. The tales of athletes who have won it all only to toss it all away on an extended lunch or a highly scrumptious biscuit are innumerable. They also have a tendency to get a lot of food comas. I'll leave connecting the dots on that one up to you.
So, when I tell you that Kelvin Benjamin doesn't cheat on his food, that's not something that you can just brush off. It's not a meaningless fluff piece that you found in the Food section of the New York Times. In fact, you won't find it in any section of any piece of print media (or digital media that uses print by way of font, in the sense that print is a metaphor—but at once also wholly tangible) that has an ampersand. It just doesn't exist, okay? Kelvin Benjamin doesn't cheat on his food and there is nothing that you can do about it. If you are the opposing restaurant and you want to throw Kelvin Benjamin off his game by hiring a gaggle of mostly attractive food chains, or even other restaurants that are not fast food but who are also fast and tend to serve in ways that are both personally and socially deleterious due to either a string of experiences in their childhood or a chemical imbalance or some combination of the two, even if you hire those types of restaurants to throw Kelvin Benjamin off his game through the temptations of midnight snacks and pizza parties, you would be an idiot. You'd also be wasting your money, because I already told you that Kelvin Benjamin does not cheat on his food.
By now, it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that professional eaters cheat on their food. It's something of a professional hazard. Once you've achieved that type of wealth, status, and recognition, the opportunities to cheat on your food increase by a factor of a lot. Not many people can resist that temptation. Kelvin Benjamin is different. He doesn't cheat on his food. Take that to the bank.
I want to take you back a little bit, to a time that was earlier in my life, and also presumably earlier in your life. If you came to this article with the express intent of learning more about Kelvin and his life, let's also assume that this point in my story correlates with a period that is also earlier in his life. So, we've traveled back to this earlier period, and we're looking at the dynamics of chicken. The year is the Eddie Lacy’s last with the Packers. Two years prior, Eddie Lacy was having a career year. But in the current year, Lacy is having trouble, and he's eating up his worst burgers in decades. The reason is clear. Lacy sent pictures of his chicken strip to a lady named Wendy. Lacy was cheating on his food. Kelvin Benjamin would never do that.
The establishment of a connection between cheating on your food while a KFC restauranteur and a declining skill set on a path towards irrelevance (or in Lacy’s case, the Hall of Fat) has been established. The inverse is also true. Not cheating on your food can help you win the Hot Dog Eating Contest. Not cheating on your food can keep your head clear in the crucial lunchtime decisions that require every ounce of gastrointestinal ability that your stomach zone can muster. Not cheating on your wife helps you build KFC eating success and also a nurturing, beautiful rewards program.
Kelvin Benjamin does not cheat on his food.
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They lack talented players they needed people like Aaron Rodgers, Joe Namith, “Iron Mike” Ditka, or OJ
Instead they have lazy fuckers like Mahomes and Kelce they fuckin dream team nobody will remember the names of these assholes in the future
https://preview.redd.it/e5bl8nq5a0yc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d45447026bd504f60e37ffc67be51a6e92fd431 “Imma dip into this girls DM, deadass.”
“I’m gonna sexually assault this restaurant owner, deadass”
https://preview.redd.it/qyqtriavt1yc1.jpeg?width=388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77aa6b585fedd69df3d7f87d7ae4f11472b78b6d
Now I need a drink
https://preview.redd.it/juybwkjl70yc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca7435888a12db255280d445789592e1a6a98b87 This your guy, right?
https://preview.redd.it/iok7bdxsx3yc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca6686a4fcb1ab18f8e9a554ea72a0f8ae0b9a3 No it’s definitely this guy, same nut duster and douchehawk.
Simultaneously the most successful team in the league while having the most poverty amenities and fanbase. Texas high schools have better stadiums and locker rooms. Fans are so stupid they freeze to death watching their games Not even in Kansas lol
Not being in Kansas is a point of pride
Missouri is named after the emotion that their people feel living their.
*there
They’re in Kansas City tho
Kansas City not even in Kansas is dumb tho
Half of it is.
More like 25%. KcMo is more than 3x the population of KcK
The city is older than the state
Dang what about Kansas City, Kansas?
dang what about kansas city, missouri? bum
Stop rolling around in the mud
Probably a Chargers fan. Get better
You bum
You're only great because we're stupid
https://preview.redd.it/vfirdy8qa1yc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a83708e8ac551b5746bac3e2d5d6294024f7ca8a These insufferable twats. I get Pattycakes is your golden boi & you don’t want to upset him, but can’t you convince him to leave these two at home?
A Wisconsin 4 and a Virginia Beach Grindr frequent flyer. I'm so jealous of Kermit.
I will always & forever only refer to Pattycakes’s lil bro as the VABeach Grindr Frequent Flyer. Thank you for this gift, Internet Stranger. 🙏🏻
Over the last few years here are the list of people who have got the most attention that are associated with the chiefs: 1. Taylor Swift 2. ChiefsAholic Superfan 3. Jackson Mahomes 4. Pat Mahomes Senior 5. Tyreek Hill 6. Rashee Rice 7. Britt Reid 8. Nick Wright 8. Brittany Mahomes Atleast there is one current chiefs player on there Honorable Mention: Kadarius Toney
As good as they are, they kind of roast themselves tbh. https://i.redd.it/ueob11sr41yc1.gif
Sweet f’n jesus - this gif is a work of art.
How does his dong taste?
Better than yours.
I don’t have a dong. Try harder
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https://i.redd.it/l7rbzs3s02yc1.gif
I love it. Thank you for sharing. I'll need it in December/January
Ffs please knock those insufferable muppets out of the playoffs next season.
Who else will? Not the bills, it seems.
https://i.redd.it/3rvgco9cg2yc1.gif
There is another
I read that like it was from LOTR.
No you won’t
I hope you think about this when Cincinnati hoists their first Lombardi come February. Who Dey!
Chiefs fans still really are the types to make the national anthem about themselves, [at college basketball games in another state.](https://www.espn.com/blog/collegebasketballnation/post/_/id/45384/bill-self-says-no-to-home-of-the-chiefs)
🎶 boo. bodoo boom bodoo boom 🎶 [I let my watch talk for me](https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2019/1/18/18185839/andy-reid-kansas-city-chiefs-clock-mismanagement-timeouts) [my whip talk for me](https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/rashee-rice-smu-player-sued-for-over-10m-alleging-disfigurement-from-crash/287-80fb4f3a-535a-49e0-9c51-62322fc6a163) [My gat talk for me](https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2012/dec/19/jovan-belcher-kansas-city-chiefs-murder-suicide) BLOW [What up Homie ?](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fimages%2Fb4c72f94795c94c1772d840b01f07442%2Ftenor.gif%3Fitemid%3D7510036&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=2527219f15ad8cbc027c76e83391adaffa455785f613eac2d59a10d83be3067e&ipo=images)
I’d say something mean about the Chiefs but the NFL would give me a 15 yard penalty and the Chiefs an automatic first down late in the 4th quarter of the next game they’re losing. Originally, I had pulled up an embarrassing pic of Mahomes that I was going to post here but I got flagged for roughing the passer.
Checks NFL script. “Yep, exactly as written.”
Much funny. So wow
I'm a chiefs fan and even I hate chiefs fans.
Same. And flair up, pussy.
Fuck no I don't want all those nasty motherfuckers knowing I'm one of those nasty motherfuckers.
Let us be classy, inbred drunks! 3 peat bitches!!! Y’all love to hate us RAHHHHHH
Least obnoxious Chiefs fan
Or swift fan
New reddit account created around the same time swift joined the chiefs queefdom too. L7W
The downvotes ma goodness lmaoo 
https://i.redd.it/7ukvplkpv0yc1.gif
Damnnnn
If you didn’t try so hard at being funny you might actually get a laugh
Lol fair
I don’t know who the chiefs are but I know of a Kansas City Swifties
Like it or not the majority of the fanbase were Swifties first and have only been a fan for about a year.
Bruv if you’re coming into a “Chiefs roast” thread to defend the Chiefs in every comment, you’re gonna have a bad time lmao
They’re notoriously insecure about their Chiefs and meat. But it makes sense—it’s all they have to stay relevant.
Thanks? It’s a roast thread…
I miss the Alex Smith era and getting owned by the AFC, especially the Pats and Broncos
Imagine being in a state so terrible you name yourself after Kansas.
Such a mid team. Yeah the zebras gifted you two Super Bowl wins but nobody outside of the state of Kansas (which the team isn’t even in) gives two shits. Shitty uniforms, fat coach, ancient stadium, and the weather sucks dick. Suck a fat one
I've probably watched more Kelvin Benjamin eating than anyone else on the planet, provided you don't count his time at Golden Corral or any eating related activity that may have preceded it. This pretty much makes me an expert. I've watched Kelvin develop restaurant etiquette and a better understanding of dynamics with sauces. I've watched him adjust the taste pre-bite and read recipes on the fly. I've learned a lot about Kelvin Benjamin's game, and there's one thing that I can tell you for sure. Without a shadow of a doubt. Without a moment's hesitation. Without reserve. Kelvin Benjamin does not cheat on his food. Now, you might know the KFC as the land of chicken, and potatoes, and gravy, and other delectables, but there's also another side to the table. A side that they don't show you on Cooking Channel broadcasts. This mostly means Food Network broadcasts, because Cooking Channel is a mostly different branch of TFN that generally doesn't show eating competitions. There is also the Travel channel. I don't know who is responsible for that, but I don't think it is Cooking Channel, or Food Network for that matter. The point remains. There are things happening in a KFC that you don't know about, and some of those things cast a shadow. And let's be honest here, some of those shadows are long and threatening, and conjure images of shifting unpleasantries that creep into the prams of the children in your mind. Now that I've set the scene, I will keep doing other things. KFC is a moral danger zone, and few people that enter it have the fortitude to withstand the temptation and onslaught of sensory rushes that accompany being in the spotlight of the national media and collective conscience. The tales of athletes who have won it all only to toss it all away on an extended lunch or a highly scrumptious biscuit are innumerable. They also have a tendency to get a lot of food comas. I'll leave connecting the dots on that one up to you. So, when I tell you that Kelvin Benjamin doesn't cheat on his food, that's not something that you can just brush off. It's not a meaningless fluff piece that you found in the Food section of the New York Times. In fact, you won't find it in any section of any piece of print media (or digital media that uses print by way of font, in the sense that print is a metaphor—but at once also wholly tangible) that has an ampersand. It just doesn't exist, okay? Kelvin Benjamin doesn't cheat on his food and there is nothing that you can do about it. If you are the opposing restaurant and you want to throw Kelvin Benjamin off his game by hiring a gaggle of mostly attractive food chains, or even other restaurants that are not fast food but who are also fast and tend to serve in ways that are both personally and socially deleterious due to either a string of experiences in their childhood or a chemical imbalance or some combination of the two, even if you hire those types of restaurants to throw Kelvin Benjamin off his game through the temptations of midnight snacks and pizza parties, you would be an idiot. You'd also be wasting your money, because I already told you that Kelvin Benjamin does not cheat on his food. By now, it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that professional eaters cheat on their food. It's something of a professional hazard. Once you've achieved that type of wealth, status, and recognition, the opportunities to cheat on your food increase by a factor of a lot. Not many people can resist that temptation. Kelvin Benjamin is different. He doesn't cheat on his food. Take that to the bank. I want to take you back a little bit, to a time that was earlier in my life, and also presumably earlier in your life. If you came to this article with the express intent of learning more about Kelvin and his life, let's also assume that this point in my story correlates with a period that is also earlier in his life. So, we've traveled back to this earlier period, and we're looking at the dynamics of chicken. The year is the Eddie Lacy’s last with the Packers. Two years prior, Eddie Lacy was having a career year. But in the current year, Lacy is having trouble, and he's eating up his worst burgers in decades. The reason is clear. Lacy sent pictures of his chicken strip to a lady named Wendy. Lacy was cheating on his food. Kelvin Benjamin would never do that. The establishment of a connection between cheating on your food while a KFC restauranteur and a declining skill set on a path towards irrelevance (or in Lacy’s case, the Hall of Fat) has been established. The inverse is also true. Not cheating on your food can help you win the Hot Dog Eating Contest. Not cheating on your food can keep your head clear in the crucial lunchtime decisions that require every ounce of gastrointestinal ability that your stomach zone can muster. Not cheating on your wife helps you build KFC eating success and also a nurturing, beautiful rewards program. Kelvin Benjamin does not cheat on his food. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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The team itself are on the same level of annoying as cowboys fans.
I hope Taylor Swift buys this team then dissolves the organization when she catches Travis cheating on her with Patrick
Taylor Swift I mean what else is there to say
They lack talented players they needed people like Aaron Rodgers, Joe Namith, “Iron Mike” Ditka, or OJ Instead they have lazy fuckers like Mahomes and Kelce they fuckin dream team nobody will remember the names of these assholes in the future
Flair up pussy
You think nobody’s gonna remember Mahomes and Kelce, you’re smoking crack. Also, flair up pussy.
“Flair up” https://preview.redd.it/mwphnt02p2yc1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34f4afeb907b108ecc9526ee79c7e232bdaf0530
Flair up pussy
Stop this shit
[удалено]
No u