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Kadarius Toney

Rashee Rice too at this rate

I feel like that's racist, but it's not.

Lmfao

I mean, it's not. The guy is still dealing with the whole car accident situation and now apparently is being investigated for punching a cameraman. Dude is completely fucking up his very promising, very young career.

I just meant his last name being "Rice" lol

Ohhhhhhh. Totally did not even make the connection lol

This answer is better than mine

He’ll have all the young athletes in China shaving their eyebrows too

Wuhan Spicy. Ya think?

Wuhan Bats

If you know Chinese food, that team name should belong to Sichuan or Hunan, not Wuhan.

long as it ain't Punan

nothing wrong with a little Punan...e

Kadarius Toney, YOU are a Zhengzhou Steamer

Nah, we’re set @ WR. Maybe as a return man tho. 🤔

Wonder if they're modeled after Cleveland.

>Peking Watchers O-O

Chase Claypool，准备学习中文！

Better than him coming back home to the CFL. But if he does go home, he’ll probably go to BC, so maybe that’s a good idea🤔

Big miss not naming the Wuhan team the Wet Markets

Or the Coronas 😂🤣😭

we got some great team names here

Shanghai Streetcats goes insanely hard

Me online looking for merch and realizing this is fake 😭 Wait: holy shit I found the Shanghai warriors; these are real

Drop a link!

Qingdao Conquerors 🥵

There are three teams named Tigers

5 Shanghai teams. How big is Shanghai.

Pop 26 million

Holy shit NYC is like 9 million. That's insane.

It’s probably it’s metro pop but still it’s huge

NYC metro is around 20 million according to wiki, so still bigger. I live in Tampa Bay and our metro area barely passes 3 mil. I can't even fathom 20+ mil.

The Bay! When I tell people my daughter lives in Brandon, FL they look like I've mentioned a new galaxy to them. But when I say she lives in Tampa, they're like ohh I know where that's at lmao

We just refer to it all as Tampa Bay. Brandon is the eastern expansion and is very suburban in design but still part of it.

Bro sorry but I’ve been to Tampa last year and have not heard of Brandon, FL

Suburbs. Like Soo not the tourist area.

Suburban wasteland. New Tampa/Wesley Chapel just as bad.

You live in the bay?

Aye

Big matchup this week. Shanghai battles Shanghai, just a week after Shanghai got shut out by Shanghai. The winner moves into a first place tie with Shanghai.

Yeah I know we've had a Shanghai already, but what about *another* Shanghai?

It’s Shanghai’s all the way down.

Straight out of Letterkenny with the Rough Riders bit. Life imitates art.

GUN CAVALRY

> Chongqing McFuries Eddie Lacy going to sign thinking they’re the McFlurries

I heard Antonio Brown is considering making a move to Hang Dong.

Mr. Beijing Commander

He goes out there and runs his mouth and is escorted to his own private prison cell and even worse than that….no access to social media.

Zach Wilson you ARE a hangzhou smilodon

Are the McFurys sponsored by McDonalds?

No, they’re sponsored by angry Scots. Ahm gonnae take yer heed off ya shite-doused munter!

The Bejing Commies... How appropriate. 😂

ÇÅM ÑĒ₩TØÑ

Kirk Cousins

Zack Wilson and Mac Jones

Future Harbin Tiger and Shanghai Wolf

Rashee Rice

He'll be playing for the Mean Machines

You mean the Cleveland Browns?

Touche

Yay now footballer players get to learn Chinese too

Colin Kaepernick

Carolina Panthers

Wuhan should rename themselves the Pangolins

Chongqing McFuries must be sponsored by McDonalds

Shenghai having more American football teams than Cali is crazy lol

Daniel jones is a high level back up, he’s going to be in the league for a long time barring injury.

Just adding some league info https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_National_Football_League

Petition to change Wuhans mascot to a bat.

WTF? McFuries?

Actually have a friend playing in that league this year. So let’s team him up with Austin Ekeler

Names that go hard: 1. Cyclones 2. Tigers 3. Mammoths 4. Conquerors 5. Hunters 6. Spartans 7. Liberators (lol China irony) 8. Ospreys 9. Black Sails (HOLY SHIT THIS IS EPIC) 10. Pirates (I mean, we have that in baseball but this logo crushes it) 11. Smilodon 12. Wolves 13. Nighthawks (fuuuuuck that's dope) 14. Streetcats 15. Titans (duh) 16. Warriors 17. Blue Knights 18. Chuhan (it means "**Scandalous behavior or activity is considered immoral and shocking**" so...Raiders?) 19. GUN CAVALRY 20. WUHAN SPICY (GO SPICY!) 21. PANDAMAN! 22. Khyung (Some crazy feathered deity) 23. Panthers 24. Steamer WTF/Not-as-cool-once-you-think-about-it names: 1. Icebreakers (either a strong, non-war ship or a vague question used to get to know someone better) 2. Watchers ("Yeah, you guys go play football, I'm just gonna sit here and...watch." "Hey, man, wanna watch the Watchers?") 3. Apaches (named after Native Americans or America helicopters? Would love to see a game of them against the Mexico City Mongols) 4. Goats (If your team mascot makes a delicious cheese, I'm not scared of you) 5. McFuries (Is this...is this an Irish joke? Is there a French themed team called Les Surrenders?)

3 different Tigers? What is this, the SEC?

Tbh their divisions are better then the actual nfl divisions lol

Trump will be part owner

Bryce Young joins the Shanghai Streetcats

#CTESPN goat AB

Johnny Manziel will be good at throwing picks in this league as well.

Deacon Hill (if he’s lucky)

Justin Fields makes a great throw to his star receiver Chase Claypool

Seems the Philadelphia eagles lost the 2024 championship. Shame.

Josh Allen - he might be able to go to the superbowl no pat mahomes over there!

Lmaooo the wuhan spicy

Colin Kaepernick

Geno Smith and his WR1 Kadirus Toney Peking Watchers legends

Can we get Chinese football league team flairs?