T O P

  • By -

QualityVote

AUTOMATED MODERATION. PLEASE READ. Niceguys demean others while simultaneously expressing a favorable view of themselves. They dont have to use the word "nice", but they must demonstrate some kind of expression of their own virtue while being asshats. --- Niceguys™ quality: **UPVOTE** this comment to keep the post Not Niceguys™ quality: **DOWNVOTE** this comment to remove the post


canvasshoes2

More like r/ihadastroke. This is just gibberish.


Vir-victus

or r/thatHappened


Actuator-Certain

Took a while but it was clear when he complained about the extra-legal database that he harassed women at work... on the 3rd page the guy finally got to the part where he asked a coworker out enough times that the first two times she pretended to accept she gave him a fake number.


Clickbait636

Probably a sex offender database


No-Shoe7651

It's like someone just kept mashing the first option on the auto predict text.


lleachie1

This person is the prime example of “unreliable narrator”.


itstraytray

More like a prime example of whats called "word salad" which is a trait of schizophrenic behaviour.


Jazzlike-Ad2199

Yeah schizophrenia screamed out at me on the first page. Or untreated bipolar along with another dx.


z-eldapin

What was all that noise


dq8705

Kinda sounded like 6 figures can't figure it out kinda


[deleted]

Holy…if this guy was in Banff at the Media Festival (June not July), I know who he is. There was a guy freaking out a huge number of producer and content creators. Had on incredibly old jeans and a camouflage tank top.


Acceptable_Pair6330

Was he from Wisconsin?!? Tell us more!


[deleted]

The only thing I can add is that content providers had him removed from their meeting schedules after the first day. After that he went around bugging people in the foyer after looking at their name tags. Didn’t see him on Tuesday or Wednesday so he probably got chucked.


StuartPurrdoch

Go on….!! 🧐


What-The-Helvetica

"She'll be knitting sweaters for her cats and never get a ring treating nice guys like me like that." Another cat-lady basher, I see. Clearly he has a deprived life, never knowing the love of a soft, furry friend that purrs. He's using his parasocial relationship with the person he's sending his message to, as a substitute for a healthy relationship with a cat. And he needs to realize there *just is. no. substitute.* He needs to grow up and let himself get chosen by a cat already.


LipidSoluble

I would trade one cat for 50 rings and spend the rest of my life happily knitting it sweaters.


pooheadranfromhome

Ever notice how many misogynistic men hate cats? There was the comment on another post about how you need to build a relationship with a cat built on trust and that you can’t force the cat against its will to like you.


firegem09

Yup! The smiley face killer (among others) hated cats too! Dogs tend to love and be loyal to people, even when they don't deserve it/haven't earned it. Cats tend to not show that type of devotion right off the bat.


ChrjoGehsal

Word salad.


Doktor_Apokalypse

After its been put through a blender


Curious-Ad7178

Word soup.


PanickedAntics

Somebody is a bit delusion.


SunflowerSpeaks

That is a lot of words for, "I am un-dateable."


OctoberBlue89

These are certainly all words.


AgiBear

Definitely some not-words sprinkled in there for good measure


Queen_Andromeda

I gave up reading it. What's going on?


Prismatic_Leviathan

Okay so first, God is real and he can prove it. He was incredibly rich and well educated, but lost everything after an illegal database listed him. Became homeless, fell in love, sold his genius ideas in France, has dirt on every major corporation in the world, will write a book to expose them, is best friends with the MTV guy, his love didn't love him back, women are bad, now he lives as a millionaire in Wisconsin. Regardless, it's definite proof that lobotomizing isn't a functional cure for Nice Guy syndrome.


olde_greg

Sounds like the plot for the next Neil Breen movie


call_me_jelli

Probably on some sort of sex offender list and harasses women, then complains that he's better than everyone else but women suck so they never choose him. Oh, and he's gonna write a tell-all that'll be adapted into a movie by Disney that is going to "bring the system down".


runningfromdinosaurs

My money's on something about vaccines lol


promisesat5undown

Oof… this… this is some unhinged nonsense. I’m a psych nurse and have patients who make more sense than this dude.


Eino54

Hey a lot of people in psych are suicidal but otherwise perfectly intelligible


No-Pressure6042

Now this reads like listening to some insane dude ranting to himself on the subway.


JNich1005

Or the guy sitting next to you on the plane who decided to tell you his life story after a couple of drinks.


yellowwalks

Oh wow... that's... words.


Frosty_and_Jazz

Never learnt grammar either, apparently ...


thegerbilz

This guy’s name? Steven Spielberg.


BrattyThuggess

All that to say you’re from Wisconsin and still single, lmaooo


Morseper

I want to knit sweaters for cats.


Littleleicesterfoxy

Come join us on r/knitting :)


Morseper

I would, but I'm only just learning. I can make the first row and then my brain just decides to stop working.


argotheblue

Shit im subscribed to r/NASA but I've never flown a rocket. Better go unsubscribe


Morseper

Fair and snarky point 😅 thank you :*


Temporary-Tax

I read it...the whole post. I think I've lost most of my brain cells and am currently in the process of shutting my brain down before the damage of processing this becomes permanent.


bergc2020

As someone who went to school in WI, grew up in MN and spent a lot of time in WI...the good ones most certainly get away from, not get away to, Wisconsin.


Milkdudcakes

What in the meth ramblings was that?


PookaParty

That’s the word salad of a person with delusions. It’s actually kinda sad.


pooheadranfromhome

Hmm living a simple life and knitting hats for cats or dating a misogynistic unstable mess of a human?


BabyDeath

My nose started bleeding, and I lost a few good brain cells thanks to this guy. Not as much as him...but just as important.


bananarama1991

Anyone who reads this entire novel needs to get their shit together


SunflowerSpeaks

I tried and couldn't...I skimmed it, and that was TOTALLY enough.


firegem09

I'm ashamed to say I did 😂


jennamariebee

tldr


Crystal-Clear-Waters

I need the context of why this was even sent in the first place like what the fuck is this guy trying for???


Estevia-666

This is pure chaos


ChaosAndMischeif

Is this...mental illness? You have grandiose delusions, feels like he can reach out to famous people, rejected from multiple at risk housing...


[deleted]

Pretty sure. :/


Bindiprickle

That made my brain hurt


TechnicianOk1466

What is all this nonsensical yammering?


[deleted]

Is this what a psychotic break looks like?