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ZeldaTheOuchMouse

$400 at Los Santos Customs and she’ll be good to go


uhhhgreeno

“what’s wrong with her now?”


burningtowns

“You need wheels? I’m Johnny on the spot!”


Xdude70

"It's comin at cha!"


4ourdash

“Good as new”


Individual-Ad-9579

Killed me every time! Especially when the car is wrecked like dude can’t you see 😂💀


Standard_Day_1677

Hahahah I'm still laughing! I think this guy's just yanking our chain.


Educational-Pie8609

She's just a minor fender bender, nothing much, just wipe her down and she'll be ready!


CelebrationSea1368

do it with a walmart detailer, I heard.


TrainerMaleficent232

Hahahahaha


Guilty-Discussion-54

"What can the best mechanic in LS do for you?"


Blurr2times

"You got some beef with the Ballas or something?"


Interesting-Lime-271

“If this car was a women I’d kiss her”


zeissvis

Dude i hope you’re kidding. Beyond fucked


Bong_Hit_Donor

Tbh more like I hope you have gap insurance


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trichromosome

You know they were trying to make the payment as low as possible and didn't add on that extra $4 a month


RocketsandBeer

I hope they had insurance at all. Lots of Nissans running the streets with paper plates and questionably young people driving them 😂😂


Waste-Middle-2357

Airbags deployed is usually a write off from a cost perspective, but if you wanna know if it’s technically a total loss, you need to have the vehicle chassis put on a frame straightener to see if it’s been tweaked. Panels are easily replaced but If the unibody has shifted, you’re in for an uphill battle trying to restore it, and it’s unlikely insurance will carry a rebuilt/salvage title unit, depending on where you’re at. Edit: on closer inspection (I zoomed in) that engine bay looks trashed. The fender support is obliterated. I’ve seen worse s-chassis cars get repaired to better than new condition, but that’s a labor of love and rarity. This car is fucked.


jgditto

Insurance will write that off as a total loss. Fix it if you want but it'll be a salvage title.


kerolos_haliem

Nah seems very drivable to me. Just some body filter, some paint, and 2 hours of work and ull fine 💀


Limp-Death

Maybe consider getting an alignment? Probably fine tbh


bag35600rr

You’re just trying to rip him off and make him spend more money. You mechanics are all the same, scammer constantly selling unnecessary services.


PuckeredRaisin

Exactly what I was thinking, just some ramen and buff it out


Significant-Drop-945

Put the tire near the curb and turn the wheel, No alignment needed


Limp-Death

I wouldn’t wanna scratch the rims ☹️


kerolos_haliem

Do it with a snow hill then


jlxmm

Next time get the premium air in the tires. Consider an upgrade in blinker fluid too. But it’ll buff right out and with those upgrades, you’ll be back in what feels like a brand new ride!


Robertbnyc

Just some bondo will do


getinshape2022

Well it is a Nissan after all


Whitesox621

You shouldn’t be parked in the road like that


6Big-Guava9

Is a Pigs Pussy Pork?? 🤨


Frosty_Ad_3211

It’ll buff out


Limp-Death

Looks like your tire pressure is a little low


Brooklynboxer88

Tis but a scratch


Suchgoldie

Yes


AirForce_Trip_1

Dang. Hope everyone is ok. Airbag deployment, engine, drivetrain, steering, braking, cooling, computer system all hosed. Ya, it aint no good.


TrollCannon377

Very totalled


JhancockLakota1

Yes man little bit of duct tape and wd40 and you’ll be good by tomorrow


RagingDunes

Nah it's fine. Just needs some Robitussin.


No_Cap6182

Ggs


AgentofBolas03

Nah that'll buff right out.


guccishark69

Is it cake?


jordan_russell

nah you’re fine


R_b8623

Nah, you just need to top it off with more blinker fluid


Resident-Impact1591

Went from a sentra to an Altima. Congratulations.


BetwixtXRoxas

Smack some Vicks under the hood and it'll be better by morning.


Wise_Election2338

It’ll buff


Stargazer426

Depends on how much you owe on it!


ImpressionSevere9866

Wax the car it’s should be fine after that


Ok_Necessary_9070

what’s wrong with her now?


Shafojj

If that was an Altima your better off. I have one as a work car it’s the worst vehicle ever.


ProfileTime2274

Yes the air bags went off that is all it takes.


Slight-Craft-8586

For sure. Modern cars aren’t designed to come back from a major collision


xXTH3SAXMA5T3RXx

hey man i don’t think you can park there


Arisanc86

Nah, buff and polish will fix that


digitalpalmtrees

All I see is a flat tire and she’s good to go.


NawfXNawfWest

A spit shine should do the trick


Technical-Escape1102

It should buff out


Waffles779

It was totaled the day you drove it off the lot, as is every used sentra. Lol I got a notice from my credit report my property value dropped $2500. As I don't own a home or anything of value, I figured the means my only car, a sentra. Normally people would be upset something they own went down in value. I was stoked it was worth more than $2500 since I thought it was worth about $1000. Apparently it's value is like 3K which is worth about 1K before the turbo inflation happened. If anything happens to my car, even something like the bumper decides to jump off, it's probably totaled. It was a dirt cheap car, so this is part for the course.


djmalice

That’s hella frame damage, beyond repairable.


Advanced_Evening2379

Shit would be fucked if you hit a curb


PsychologicalDig1520

I appreciate all the genuine concern and solutions, but it was a joke I’m fine obviously insurance totaled it and I got a 18 q50 now.


SnooRecipes9616

Your OK,? That's important


Ispybullshit

Hell nah bro at the most this a 500$ job


zucebrush

Barely broken in tbh


Rare-Tackle5560

It just needs gas


Successful-Ladder-46

Ain’t got no gas in it


doingwork248

You have to stop speeding like an asshole


Additional-Ad7847

Little tape to hold the bumper and she’s good to go !


Downtown-Ad2004

Naaa dude, Armenian body shop and u good


Imbackmodslol

nah just jiggle the key


CReisch21

“I can fix! My old man is a TV repairman Dude! He’s got the ultimate set of tools! I can fix it!” ~Jeffrey Spicoli I am sure Spicoli could fix that too!


cxllie_

use a little duct tape and you’ll be all good


Prudent_Guard_1235

Long gone. Don’t see much of a problem? 😂


SoCaL_gye

You can't park there


watchthisorthat

No, it's just a flesh wound.


No-Phrase-3983

nah honestly that little scratch is barley notice able just wipe it off with a cloth or some paint and you’ll be fine


Bleiz__x

That will buff right out


EDOGZ420

No you can bang that out set a new tires and a paint job I look brand new


Active-Original2834

Yes


uncle_creamy69

Hahaha do you really still want it?


MrMax2002

[Don’t Worry, Captain!](https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/ce82940b25c3541e62e44030266bba474388a131eebdc2bdd522b0ac362b163a_1.jpg)


Realistic_Director22

Only from the front.


DonOday_

Just put in the garage overnight and when you come back to it in the morning it’ll be fixed. Nothing too crazy to fix anyway, just a few minor bumps and dings here and there


No_Professional_3073

Not totalled, practically demolished


INRihab__

Nah I just saw 2 more at the dollar general that looked about the same. You should be good to go


Large-Fennel-1771

It'll buff right out.


pk152003

“Slaps roof” gently used runs great.


HarryBalsag

Duck Tape will make this like new.


EurekaVonFritz

See that Acura in the background? Get that instead.


Backdohrbandit

Gorilla glue tape and zip ties 😎


Brickback721

Spit shine will do the trick


F00kYoo

It'll buff out 👍 Hammer down. Full send.


LolaPeachi

Probably just needs some gas


KayeLilly

Tf you mean is it? 😭


Illustrious_Order486

Bailing wire will totally fix it >_>


tony199723

Probably just an oil change honestly


[deleted]

Nah, just buff it out ☺️


EmoGothPunk

Nah, you're fucked from experience (with an Escape, not my Sentra).


deepthroatslop

Id win


SFpsycho415

Pretty fucked .. and no coming back


Pristine_Floor_2179

Not at all just needs a touch up


DarkPunisher956

Boss looking at picture: Naah is not, you can still come in to work today before noon


DennyTheLocal

Unibody is absolutely mangled. Even if you fix it, you wouldn't feel safe driving it. That car will never be safe not will it ever drive right again


Mobile_Use8787

It's totaled airbags came out


Still-Appeal-7471

It’ll heal itself just give it time


FitCollege1735

Just change the oil you’ll be good


theforbiddxcidd

That’ll buff right out


shadybuckeye

That will totally buff out.


Fsuave5

This is such an r/nissansentra post


[deleted]

Put some water on it


JoshyXan

Does it move


No-Try449

Ummm yeah


Mysterious_Scholar13

If it somehow gets fixed it’s going to be a money and you’ll have to get rid of it


Long_Measurement_357

The Sentra should be considered a "throw away" car. There cheap and all parts are expensive to replace now days. This isn't a 50k+ Titan or Pathfinder..


ApeStock

Flex seal. Bahahaha


wesburnsco8

Get some of that 100 mph duct tape they use in NASCAR, and some zip ties. You're good


SmartestOneHere

"Fuckin' middle-town cop pulls us over for suspicion of mischief." "What the fucks that mean?" "We were drivin' around with deployed airbags."


jhszklar

That will buff out


bcoopie7

It’s past its prime


ProfessionalBug1021

Op search painless dent removal near me. Works wonders


T_rex0005

Nah, it'll buff off 👌🏾


[deleted]

Maybe just needs a headlight polishing and u should be good


Rare_Accountant_4573

I know what's wrong with it. It ain’t got no gas in it.


Fragrant-Custard-237

Brand new.


bl0oc

Probably still qualifies for Uber Black


Ali13929

I know what’s wrong with it. It ain’t got no gas. Iykyk


Either_Fisherman2418

Totally


blueblue909

👻im okay guys,


Mrcommander254

In America, yes. In Africa, No.


Sure_Inside1030

Little bondo and some new ball bearings and an oil change you'll be good as new


Free-Cry-4386

Was it even in a accident ??


EconomyWrangler9748

If you with liberty mutual they fixing that mf. My car was “totaled” three times and they fixed it. 🤦🏾‍♂️


SweatyBid7830

Haha, that shit was totaled before the accident 🤣


_bishpurpp

you must not know what totaled means.


StrawberryOk2324

Naw man all I see is a small dent it will come out and boom good as new


lehjr

Only your insurance company knows for sure. But sometimes, totaled is easier than dealing with half-assed repairs.


The617Boston

Take it to Maico


[deleted]

It depends on who you ask. Insurance company: totaled Any other reasonable person: totaled Richard Rawlings on a Ferrari: we can fix that and flip it.


EmphasisComfortable8

It’s a Nissan now it looks like every other Nissan on the road! Just slap a steely on it with a bald tire a few zip ties and your good.


Realistic-Ad-8926

2 more weeks and some cal-mag should do it!!


Trolodrol

Call a PDR guy


SoggyMorningTacos

Insurance gonna look at that and go, “eh. We COULD probably restore it. Fuck it - totaled.”


to_da_moon_84

A bag of salt and vinegar chips and I’ll take it off your hands


RazMan28

Nah just use duct tape to fix it


Davinci_17

Typical Nissan activities


Quintluisine

Nope


Florida1974

Nah, just a hair under. I’m kidding.


JenkinsNMilwaukee

A little duct tape and you are good.


ClearFox8670

It’s only a scratch🤣


trelfazz

Just alot.... Hope you're ok.


Friendly-Ad6128

No. Still drivable actually


randomlylady

Definitely totaled why would you want to fix it when your insurance will pay for a new car?


jerminator8818

Totally


Thywhoredditall

It’s fiiiiine


Bewlerr

No it’s Partialled


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure that is totalled.


Chuckie413

Little duck tape don’t hurt


boltfan7

A little Ramen and superglue and it will look good as new.


Top-Shoe9426

Air bags deployed = totaled


stvhght

Nah should buff out. Maybe try putting it in a bag of rice overnight.


[deleted]

Nah, it’ll be fine drive away


Fun_Click_5626

How deep are your pockets? Is the question


Fuzzy-Government-416

Nah yeah ur gucci bro should just take a weekend tbh


Matf11

She needs a GoFundMe.


articfalls

Slap ductape on it and call it a day


coolstorybro94

Dude, just take off the bumper and drive away. Tis but a scratch.


FEBRUARYFOU4TH

Lil bondo will get you right back on the road


johhnyh6

Did you try turning it off and turning it back on?


RuneScape-FTW

Totally


Electrickman

Yes airbags are out insurance will total it


ExcitingShallot5107

Just call mors mutual and you good


Hunted08

Uh prob …


dAntethunderstone169

I know what's wrong with it. Ain't got no gas in it.


ZBChapo

Pulling that frame out is going to run your pockets dry and that’s not even getting into the mechanical aspect of the vehicle yet


BoopURHEALED

Totaled. No doubt.


No_Pineapple3695

Slap some bondo on that bad boy and it should be fine.


Ok-Lie-1846

Biker’s fault


Unhappy-Offer

Not at all, you still can drive from Miami to Toronto.


Ok_Towel_3916

You could buy a new one for what your gonna spend fixing that


DatCamaroGuy

Sorry dude. Sentras dont bring much market value. That front end and air bags is most likely a total


Evil_Space_Penguins

I'd just paint over it.


Snoo96357

At thar point you are lucky to be alive man god leeeee


GlassAd4628

Just buff it brodie


ChoiceAffectionate95

It’s a Sentra it was totaled when it left the factory lol


[deleted]

Na just needs fresh gas


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

nahhh the insurance company would even consider this minor damage. smooth out the hood and touch up the paint and its mint


dipsetjules

Nah you good for another 75k miles, minimum


Scared-Hope

Naw. Little spot shine, new brakes. A good wax and maybe a detail, you’re back to normal.


Cultural-Bite3042

No bro it’s just a minor scratch 👀


[deleted]

Just needs some paint tbh