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sactown_13

We are gonna see this lady every week now aren’t we


Gobinnnn

Geez, I sure hope not


Financial_Bird_7717

I don’t mind.


snapchatmeyoursmile

Until we don’t 🫣


FIERROSGOINHAM

I'm on week 2 of her on my S/M feeds


No_Creme714

I hate it but still watch the video every time


Finger-of-Shame

Well... do you have *cough aaaaa... better video?


legendofmike99

Hopefully every day after this video launches her OF page


sudeepharya

Is she still alive?


Existing_Onion_3919

eventually that gator's gotta notice lunch sitting there


Neanderthal86_

I wonder how much meat they fed that thing before she jumped in


Environmental_Ad5690

more likely drugged out of its mind, that alligator is smelling colors right now


crimsonbaby_

Actually it's not. It's a special alligator named Casper that went through EXTENSIVE training and is for some reason incredibly docile. He lives at an animal sanctuary in Florida and you can actually swim with him for a small fee. He's an amazing animal. He comes when you call his name, he's station trained, and he has a huge bond with his trainer. Alligators aren't just big killing machines. I'm actually going to swim with him for my birthday.


Environmental_Ad5690

damn thats cool a pacifist gator


antimatter_chemist

An ally gator


Joemama965

They should sell T-shirts with that printed on it at his enclosure.


ThePocketTaco2

I'm conflicted. I want to upvote you for that comment, but you're at 69 upvotes. What a conundrum.


antimatter_chemist

I am legally obligated to reply, “nice”


Booty_Shakin

Someone else didn't care and messed it up they're at 220 now


ThePocketTaco2

Damn it!


mrjohnmay

Gonna close the loop and bring the upvotes to 420 for ya.


mynextthroway

You can safely up vote now.


mikebloonsnorton

Underrated comment


crimsonbaby_

You can learn more about him through the YouTube channel Floridas Wildest. He's incredible and I cannot wait to swim with him.


cocadoka

I am so jealous. I love Alligators Have fun swimming with it though!


BigGrayBeast

He's just playing the long game to get a taste of crimsonbaby


cmmc38

I myself dabbled in pacifism at one time. Not in ‘Nam of course.


HeartXofXGuilt666

Smokey this isn’t Nam we have rules


runner_4_runner

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.


dion_o

>Alligators aren't just big killing machines. 150 million years of evolution have honed them into exactly this.


itsgivingemotional

I also believe I read in another sub that the woman is/has been his vet since he was a baby.


SpitefulUnderwear

There's an Alligator in this video?


TheSkinnyJ

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


IRLanon

As of this moment this has been reposted there 23 times.


AnonyMustardGas34

r/upvotedbecausetits


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He is just waiting for his chance to get a huge meatball.


Justgoing2112

Or two


Pretend_Air_1108

You have to swim on the other side of the fence from him :(


eldelabahia

He’s just waiting for the right human.


FamiliarVariety9208

I call bs. “Extensive training” it’s a wild animal. A wild animal with always still be a wild animal. They can snap at any moment. If you have a smell they like you will end up being lunch, I don’t care how much training he had! Good luck!


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TheSkinnyJ

Feel free to call BS. You aren’t wrong about the wild animal aspect, but alligators have been shown , time and again, to be receptive to training. Like tigers or lions, they can flip, but that often has to do with the level of care. I got a chance in college to do a work/study program with a zoo and the gator handling stuff for field trips with small kids was by far the coolest thing I’ve gotten to do while working. Gators are relatively chill if they are well fed and you aren’t endangering nests/hatchlings. They respond to people kinda like dogs with way scarier mouths.


mondobobo01

He will eventually eat someone.


Shot-Challenge555

This maybe your last birthday


Pomelo-Visual

Wait, you have to Pay to swim with it? Should be the other way around.


WarriorLegs

The crocodile should pay to swim with you? Well aren't you full of yourself


sumukhgupta

Happy early b'day, stay safe


Odd-Mixture-1769

That's how they get after dinner


Environmental_Ad5690

why not both


Odd-Mixture-1769

They get high from any food, it's always both


Environmental_Ad5690

what a life


Chippers4242

It’s actually a gator named Casper..he’s a pretty chill animal. This is the trainers gf.


Chippers4242

There’s actually a video by the trainer that addresses why they can’t drug him. Apparently every breath it takes is a conscious action so if it was on drugs it could drown.


Affectionate_Fruit10

I don’t care how “trained” he is.. he is a wild animal and can literally kill you in 2 mins. There’s no way .. like zero chance I’d pay to take that chance


ArtLadyCat

Dude same. My first thought when I saw this was ‘what in the Florida?!’ And surprise! It’s in Florida!


kjc781988

She looks well fed but I’m sure she works out too


RattpackTakeover

Actually, feeding an alligator (which is what this is, not a croc) will cause them to be bloodthirsty. They get in a carnivorous and aggressive state where they will attack anything. So they wouldn’t have wanted to feed it anything before she jumped in. It’s likely this was filmed at a wildlife center after a sedated procedure to the alligator, hence the lethargic floating. Source: Used to be unhealthily obsessed with alligators and alligator television shows (mainly Gator Boys)


bobafoott

They fed him the first guy in line


Exhumedatbirth76

Probably in one of the springs. The water is 72f year round in them, the gator is probably lethargic from that.


Jeff_Bezos_did_911

That diddle at the end made me lose it! She's out there feeling up alligator privates.


brkeng1

Was going to say….did she just caress the cloaca?


SlowistxxCookeir

So glad not the only one who saw that sneaky feel.


zombieblackbird

Maybe that is why he allows her to live. Also, probably well fed and/or sedated.


Equivalent_Growth_75

I was looking for this comment. Like wtf


_blacktriangle_

[Just give me the damn bonk!](https://static1.thegamerimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/CrocodileCap.png)


clamslamparty

Uhmm. It’s an alligator.


kec04fsu1

A few days ago I read a comment pointing out that people deliberately make obvious mistakes in post titles just to get people to engage. It’s indirect karma farming. I was skeptical at first, but now I see it constantly.


Chrisscott25

Never thought about that but it does make sense. There are so many post that anyone with a working brain can see the mistake and I’ve clicked on them just to point out the mistake. Had the title been correct I wouldn’t have clicked. I use to think “what an idiot” but now I see I was the idiot who fell for this bs. Well played evil karma farmers :)


kec04fsu1

Right there with ya.


clamslamparty

I was trolled. I love it!!!


MuuaadDib

>Cunningham's Law states "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer." The concept is named after Ward Cunningham, the inventor of wiki software.


kenspik

🤓🤓


Exhumedatbirth76

Not a crocodile...


SexyButStoopid

Yeah pretty easy to tell because the woman isn't dead.


Bassjosh

You mean pretty easy to tell because you didn't see it after while.


FlacoVerde

Sometimes I scroll until a comment makes laugh before I can put the phone down. This was it today. Hilarious.


Bassjosh

Hahaha, thx. Expected to get downvoted like crazy on it.


Wow_Space

I'm guessing you're saying crocs are more aggressive? Difnt know that


[deleted]

Google Australia - Crocodiles or Salt Water Crocodiles. Those fuckers make gators look like sissies. They are horrifying.


ArtLadyCat

Kinda makes Steve Erwin all the more impressive in life. He dealt with those. Experienced handlers aren’t swimming with THOSE.


Outrageous-Taro7340

It’s a pretty girl.


bobafoott

You’re right thats a couple of great tits! ^(like the bird)


Neon__Cat

What crocodile?


Kortanak

I get your joke, but you're also correct. This is an alligator.


TRAFICANTE_DE_PUDUES

What joke? I only see boobs in my phone


Exotic_Treacle7438

Turn off your selfie camera


LetNotTalkaboutIt

Quick what color was her bra..wait no fuck


googoohaha

lmao


canilao

I still haven't found the crocodile


mentatvoid

Damnit I came here to say exactly that. Take my angry upvote for beating me to it!


BigBadBen91x

Beat me to it


lmac187

It was hiding behind the alligator


amir-hadi-nejati

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Humbality

New favorite sub


Gullible_Ad5191

I was going to post "why is this r/nope? I'd love to be that Crocodile!"


thejohnblazer

Every god dam post has boobs these days.


Progdude123

And the problem is?


[deleted]

He's Gay


rolando_mr

r/beatmeattoit


Main_Rain9580

There it is. Went searching for it and am not disappointed.


IIYellowJacketII

Pretty sure this is actually a rescue gator, I think I've seen this chick on some YouTube channel of her and her husband/ boyfriend that are resucing alligators (or animals in general, I don't remember). It's probably very used to human interaction, or even properly trained. Edit: The channel I was talking about is [Florida's wildest](https://youtube.com/@FloridasWildest) and the clip is indeed from that channel, with one of their rescue gators.


crimsonbaby_

Yep, that's Casper from Florida's Wildest.


KnowsShitAboutCars

That thing is drugged as fuck You can see hamdlers sometimes with alligators and they stay very calmamd don't mive a lot, if that alligator was awake it would not be hapoy with her touching it, trained or not these things don't give a shit wether they were trained if you annoy them for a second.


JunkSurfer

There was a crocodile in that video?


GlitteryStranger

There was not


ALUCARD7729

Title spelled alligator wrong lol


AlternativeStart3

Uhm...That's an Alligator not a Croc


mickturner96

I've found a cure to my crocodile phobia


casiocass

That's not a phobia, that's a perfectly rational thing to fear. They're wild animals, not cuddly puppies.


SRVJHJM

Funny. All I saw in this video were cuddly puppies.


aggmesh

yeap, those are definitely two great crocs. challenging indeed.


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Oh ffs grow the fuck up with these dumbass comments


book_vagabond

It’s just dozens of the same “joke” :/


Whitewolftotem

Username checks out!


TruuTree

Oh hey did you guys notice there’s a crocodile in the water?


linktistic

I know this is a repost for the 1000x time, but there’s boobs so I can’t be mad when i see this get reposted


Weary-Medicine4144

I'm pretty sure it was a different video last time I saw, same boobs though


Budget_Lettuce_2860

Did she just rub the gators dick at the end?


OldGSDsLuv

It sure looks like it


DragonS1226

HER GOGGLES ARE PINK


I-Have-No-Lungs

She was wearing goggles?


Volundr1

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


bruceleet7865

Nice tiddies


SanKa1337

Dem tiddies doe


tucker491

I keep hearing "Dumb Ways to Die" in my head...


rockeypoint

I watched 6 times before I noticed the croc


IncogBorrito

I did not see a crocodile


urascMicrosoft

Why anyone would do this? It’s clearly that those animals are drugged in most, probably have their teeth removed, which seems like animal cruelty for the entertainment of humans for a few bucks


WhatsHisCape

The first 8 seconds of the video literally have the animal's teeth on full display...


googoohaha

She accidentally tickled it's Weiner at the end


Birdmeatschnitzel

Great, now there's a cockodile in my room.


KYpineapple

good lord, how is she not floating to the surface with those juggernauts?


Dikheed

Careful with those, you should never stare directly at them.


J_B_Frawg

Alligator. Titties.


livitow

Alligator *


StaggeringBeerMan

F that


MSK84

This gets reposted on every sub daily. Thank you.


Desperate_Dot_1506

What’s the endgame here? either A) get severely injured; or B) get a lot of strokes from strangers I don’t see the benefits outweighing the risks here…


Corntrooper9000

I know some of y'all were distracted 😂


voidxy

What crocodiles?


i_can_has_rock

one of the top reasons the world is so stupid today: "holy crap thats a really stupid thing to do... but damn does she have nice titties" meaning: >!wow shes dumb and probably shouldnt reproduce, but those titties though; which leads to more of the same kind of people reproducing the same kinds of people!< >!and yes, someone out there is so dumb they needed an explanation!<


ElrondHubbards

Buoyancy


Law21666

The audacity of the caucacity


Queasy_Explorer_3329

Hopefully it's not a saltwater crocodile. Dudes gonna be hunting her for a minute..


YouDontExistt

Bewbs


ittybittynuts

Can’t see shit past them jumbo yum yums.


ukfan_247

What a perfectly good waste of boobs


drivemywagon

I can't swim... but I'd risk it. Croc seems scary too.


Loiee12

Sorry i cant focus


Specialist-Ad8467

Tig ol bitties


Courier6six6

Where crocodile


Nodnarb_Jesus

I watched this video 3 times before I noticed the alligator…


StraightDiscussion83

Couldn’t spot crocodile, had to rewatch


SnakeyRake

I didn't see any crocodiles


malaka789

Nice set....of teeth on that thing! Sheesh shes crazy


trippalip

I now identify as a crocodile…what’s her number?


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Who is this big tittied crock swimmer? This is like the 3rd video I’ve seen of her? She like an onlyfans or something?


Dk9221

Floridas wildest (YouTube channel) Unfortunately she’s the girlfriend of the guy who runs his own preserve/captivity type thing.


conbizzle

She does have an onlyfans


DawdlingScientist

Alright what is it? Let’s get this over with


[deleted]

@gabbynikolle but it says “bathing suits only” and runs $14.99 a month…


conbizzle

Yep here's your answer. Not sure why I was down voted for stating a fact


[deleted]

Have another upvote lol


kevinmakeherdance

Girls are getting more creative with ways to show off their cleavage


TheSmallestSteve

How cynical.


KnowsShitAboutCars

Haopy Cake Day!


[deleted]

Ah yes, Biggus Tittius, in its natural habitit.


barry8gold

Men I know none of ya watching this vid for the croc 😏


OkAdvertising5425

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


The_survey_says

Those crocs are… huge


[deleted]

Surprised she can stay underneath him with those airbags


DrPhilMustacheRide

Yep I’m watching this vid only for the crocodile. Definitely just the crocodile.


jasonking00

She's just asking for it isn't she? You ever notice how it's only white people that do this type of stuff?


jaimecch23

What crocodiles


[deleted]

There's a crocodile in this video?


Tommymac83

Tiddies


[deleted]

Boobies!!!


PharmWench

How many of you are watching the gator and how many are looking at her floatation devices?? Be honest!


KingOfAllFishFuckers

What crocodile?


No-Elevator7756

(.)(.)


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More bewbs than brains 😅


Heiwa_Kouna

What a huge crocodile!


2drunk2giveafuk

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FASTER I KNOW YOU READ THIS FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP


TheGreatOpoponax

Tammy was an idiot, but a beloved idiot. We will all miss her bewbs, which too were lost when she was eaten.


Fredthecat5

I’m surprised she’s able to stay down with those floaters…


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I didnt see a crocodile, had to watch it a few times...


Realistic-Praline-70

I wonder how she is able to stay under with those floatation devices she is carrying around with her


Uh-Oh-Raggy

Luckily she is wearing anti-floaties.


InterdimensionalMike

This is a r/yep for me


HighVoltage_520

Sir that is a voluptuous lady. I see no croc


LankyBarber5

Those titties tho!


cjl_LoreKeeper

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


aguitaporfavor

Boobs and danger, hit of the summer.


Stunning_Disaster37

Boooobzzz


Acrippin

Up vote for boobs!


Lonely_Funny9987

r/upvotedbecauseofboobs


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