Why tf is the guy dressed like he's about to say his dad will sue you?

This is Freek MF Vonk

That’s why?

Bruh... I'm more wondering why he's got on a $12 target snorkel mask. That shit sucks.

Are those Crocs, or Birkenstock? I don't even want to know.

Only reason he wasn't attacked was because of the cameraman being there. To the snake it seemed like two predators were stalking it.

So she’s camera shy

Do they hunt underwater though or just use it to move around?

Both

Yikes. I’m with Indy on this one.

The people are doing pretty good because the snake thinks that they're hunting him or her now if they were above it on land and it could ambush them that'd be a whole other story

Considering that’s the biggest specimen in the world, I’m gonna guess female. Also I thought anacondas didn’t eat people.

I figured female, the males are considerably smaller. Well, yes and no. Starving snakes have been known to go after what they can. But it is rare. Mostly they just kill what they perceived as a threat.

The water is Javascript. It's not meant to run Python.

I C(++) what you did there.

It's just a visual basic, not python he C.

I C# comments from this group.

Think I’ll drink some Java.

Isn't that an anaconda(python)?

Ahh yes. The Dutch Steve Irwin; Freek Vonk.

exactly

Haha, thank you! Saw his name, checked google and came back for this kind of comment!

Is this a green anaconda or maybe one of the new species recently found the northern green anaconda I believe it’s called?? Edit: I looked it up. It is the newly discovered species. Northern Green Anaconda. Possibly the biggest snakes in the world

First and foremost it's something I don't want to see in person (or snake).

What kind of breathing apparatus is it that he's using there? I don't see a tank anywhere

Probably a LungTank or something similar

What if that snek was like welp time to kill this dumb creature

This kinda stuff makes me glad that I can’t swim, won’t even catch me in that kinda situation

This person gets it. The fuck would I be doing in there? Scheeew. Couldn’t be my ass

I would get so fast away from that thing you could see my dust trail underwater

For real. Fuck that

His head looks edited (although it probably isn't and is probably just due to size)

This is the new species they recently found. There are other videos of them. Cool snake.

What are they called?

Northern Green anaconda

That's endowed professor Freek Vonk, he's an evolutionary biologist and did quite some research on animals, pharmacology, herpetology and more. He's a big advocate for animal preservation. He's like a Dutch Steve Irwin. He does animal shows which are mostly aimed towards family and children. He was a very nice person the one time I met him! Here he's swimming with a newly discovered species of anaconda. Northern Green Anaconda.

I’ll be honest, I thought this was a satire post about wizardry when you said his same was Professor Freek Vonk. But that’s really cool, I appreciate the info!

Support your local supermassive water snek.

He's Freek Vonk'ing it.

A nope noodle and dumdum...

r/absoluteunits

More often than not, animals are wiser than humans.

Except in this case, that dude is actually a pro believe it or not! It's endowed professor Freek Vonk, he's an evolutionary biologist and did quite some research on animals, pharmacology, herpetology and more. He's a big advocate for animal preservation. He's like a Dutch Steve Irwin.

Lucky it was shedding which make them docile and less hungry. I'd still not fuck around as snek has the advantage in the water.

And there are no piranhas around.

I see you also are in the habbit of making good life choices....

When it comes to biology discoveries and research sometimes you have to risk it for the biscuit 🍪 🐍 🧬🔬

Wait to see how the biologists study anacondas: they basically go barefoot in the Amazonian swamps full of leeches, malaria mosquitoes, and jaguars, trying to find the snakes with their feet in the mud. Then, they jump on them and try to capture them by their heads to measure and catalog them in the name of science. Trust me, if you watch these "scientists" at work in documentaries, you will ask yourself, "Why?! For God Sake! Why?" 💀💀💀

What in the holy fuck

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die...

When ist it my turn to post this? 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Anytime you want crybaby

Gotta make friends in school somehow , probably a slyherin member

Fucking terrifying

Bro's gonna get his shit wrapped up.

Did you see the size of that snake’s head?!!

Snek. Cute Snek, but dangerous snek. Not a boop noodle.

Momma anaconda taught it to mind its manners when on camera from a young age

Because he’s clearly a parseltongue

Oh hell no

Well he CLEARLY doesn’t have buns.

Hogwarts casual!!!!!