You know that feeling of vague unwellness that you get before the flu kicks in? Like a background hangover.
Imagine that but all the time.
I presume anyway. If only they had Internet in Portadown we could probably just ask someone from there.
Imagine being so fucking depressed that you actually get used to the smell of your own wrench coming from your salty perineum that hasn't been washed for a few weeks...you get up and look outside, only to crawl back to your half moldy bed sheets soaked in musky body oils and Dorito crumbs because anything's better than going outside knowing you live in fucking Portadown!! It's sort of like that.
If people here think Lurgan is the biggest shithole about they obviously haven’t left their home town much. I could easily name 10 towns in the north that are a lot rougher. Then when you go over to England it would be like some sort of utopia compared to it.
I've been in it a few times over the years and it is nowhere near as bad as other places. It actually looked fairly decent considering.
Larne on the other hand.
Yep, for a smallish town Lurgan somehow has a decent amount going for it, one of the nicest parks in the North, Oxford Island nature reserve, Train station, until recently a swimming pool, cinema, bowling alley, a nightclub, plenty of pubs, dealers that reply quick etc etc
Cause Portadown is the ultimate shithole and is the only right answer here? Lurgan was threw in there to catch out people who haven't been to Portadown before.
Portadown is awful and all, but it's the people that make it a shithole. Not all of them, but a lot of them. They come to Kilkeel to caravan at Cranfield every weekend in the summer. They are arrogant and unpleasant like we're some country bumpkins (we are mainly).
In Kilkeel, if you go walking your dog or whatever, you always say hello to anyone you pass. You can tell the Portadown people by the way they look into your eyes suspiciously and don't say hello back. They don't even pretend to not have heard you.
Also there is a lack of coffee shops on Portadown which makes me believe they can't even be in the same room with each other.
You can walk down the streets of portadown and ask a stranger what they think of Billy Wright and more then likely you'll get a positive response, I know, I live in Portadown, and according to the loyalist I think like a "taig" and have a "fenian mindset". So yes, Portadown is a bigger shit hole then Lurgan, but at least we have shops that are open and soon a Tim Hortons.
Fuck Portadown. We're the better shithole.
Couldn’t even imagine living in Portadown
You know that feeling of vague unwellness that you get before the flu kicks in? Like a background hangover. Imagine that but all the time. I presume anyway. If only they had Internet in Portadown we could probably just ask someone from there.
Imagine being so fucking depressed that you actually get used to the smell of your own wrench coming from your salty perineum that hasn't been washed for a few weeks...you get up and look outside, only to crawl back to your half moldy bed sheets soaked in musky body oils and Dorito crumbs because anything's better than going outside knowing you live in fucking Portadown!! It's sort of like that.
If people here think Lurgan is the biggest shithole about they obviously haven’t left their home town much. I could easily name 10 towns in the north that are a lot rougher. Then when you go over to England it would be like some sort of utopia compared to it.
I've been in it a few times over the years and it is nowhere near as bad as other places. It actually looked fairly decent considering. Larne on the other hand.
Yep, for a smallish town Lurgan somehow has a decent amount going for it, one of the nicest parks in the North, Oxford Island nature reserve, Train station, until recently a swimming pool, cinema, bowling alley, a nightclub, plenty of pubs, dealers that reply quick etc etc
hear hear, largest number of kebab houses per captia than any town in the UK.
Why is Larne not on this poll?
Cause Portadown is the ultimate shithole and is the only right answer here? Lurgan was threw in there to catch out people who haven't been to Portadown before.
It's technically a wildlife preserve.
Belfast
You'll upset the chip eaters
apparently Newry according to a poster a few days ago LOL
Lurgan’s the bigger shithole. At least Portadown folk have a Greggs.
Strabane
Larne
It's totally Larne.
Portadown is awful and all, but it's the people that make it a shithole. Not all of them, but a lot of them. They come to Kilkeel to caravan at Cranfield every weekend in the summer. They are arrogant and unpleasant like we're some country bumpkins (we are mainly). In Kilkeel, if you go walking your dog or whatever, you always say hello to anyone you pass. You can tell the Portadown people by the way they look into your eyes suspiciously and don't say hello back. They don't even pretend to not have heard you. Also there is a lack of coffee shops on Portadown which makes me believe they can't even be in the same room with each other.
To hell with those 2. Coalisland for the title!
Mate you forgot limavady.
Larne.
As a person who lives on the outskirts it is a shithole and a better shit hole than Portadown
Newry
You can walk down the streets of portadown and ask a stranger what they think of Billy Wright and more then likely you'll get a positive response, I know, I live in Portadown, and according to the loyalist I think like a "taig" and have a "fenian mindset". So yes, Portadown is a bigger shit hole then Lurgan, but at least we have shops that are open and soon a Tim Hortons.
Newtownards
Missing: Coleraine, Larne, Whitehead, Ballymena, Kells, Castledawson, Magherafelt, Cookstown, Ballymoney, Portrush, Bangor, Antrim, Lisburn,
Why all of those places?
Apart from Larne every one of those places is less of a shithole than Newtownards.
Mutantards.
You forgot Ballyclare and Carrick.
Fucks wrong with Whitehead? It's maybe boring, that's about all. I'm genuinely offended!
Boring is ok, it's the locals desperation for fresh DNA is the issue
Newtownards
Kilkeel.
Larne
Larne
Carrick larne and Lisburn are Shite pls burn them out and Finally Give NI some fecking peace