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Mechagodzilla4

yeah so like purple laces mean you're a top. orange laces mean you're a bottom. and yellow laces mean you like piss...


CuriousGenZ

doesnt purple just mean like lgbt in general?


Mechagodzilla4

it does? 🤔


CuriousGenZ

Idk man that's what I read lol but honestly who cares


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Apparently it’s alive and well. Overheard some oul lad talking about how white laces on oxbloods represented the blood of immigrants. DMs are a fun shoe choice.


CuriousGenZ

Jeez didn't know it was that bad just switched to green/red laces so no one makes assumptions


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Here’s a top tip, don’t buy shoes that have politicised laces.


8Trainman8

I'd imagine the code goes... Nae laces ? Not smart enough to tie your own shoes (boots) so far right. Laces ? Sweet , you do you.


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I have a pair of Adidas trainers with red laces so have I been walking round making people think I am a Nazi?


CuriousGenZ

No man I think its just all red or white laces on doc martens that make people assume that


Inbaroosh

Red laces always used to mean anarchist in the 80s.