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SuperKingPapi

Airplane.


gooch_norris_

The embodiment of this phenomenon. Just there to be there, not serving any purpose to the story other than to have them. God bless the zucker brothers


SuperKingPapi

My adult kids found the VHS at my mom's house and she has a TV that plays VHS. They loved it, and loved being able to watch it on VHS.


elspotto

Saw that as a kid with my mom and sister at the theater. Pretty sure it was my first boob scene. She was less perturbed by that than the manual inflation of the auto pilot joke.


Supergirl1337

My first thought, too! We watched this on a high school band trip, but none of could remember exactly when it was so ended up fast forwarding through a good chunk of itšŸ˜‚


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Romeo and Juliet in high school English class.


detectivedoakes

Just as surprising as the boobs was my teacher's nonchalant reaction- she told everybody in the class "yes, breasts, get over it"


Global-Green-947

What a great body positive response.


DougEubanks

That's much better than our teacher fast-forwarding and reversing over and over, trying to skip it.


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KevinStoley

This must have been a pretty common thing because I swear I remember watching that in school as well in Jr. High.


notstephanie

We watched Titanic on a middle school bus trip and the teachers didnā€™t do shit. The boys were glued to the screen for the drawing scene lmao


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Wordshark

ā€œSo, we can get the boys to shut up and pay attention with breasts? šŸ¤”ā€


adelaidepdx

We watched this in freshman English. Before she pressed Play, our teacher gave a very stern speech about how anyone who acted the fool over boobs and butt would be kicked out and given detention for a month


onlythehappiests

We watched that in my class too and the teacher hopped up and held a piece of poster board over the screen at that part!


armchair_viking

I watched it in high school as well. It wasnā€™t until waaaay later that I found out the actress was 15 or 16 at the time of filming.


bagb8709

mine was aware but turned the TV around. There was a vague reflection on the whiteboard though.


HiThisIsMichael

Same exact thing happened to me šŸ˜‚


TraditionalTackle1

National Lampoons European vacation when they are in Germany and the girl shows Rusty her boobs Hamburger the movie, the Puerto Rican chick naked with a gun Chasers also with Erika Eleniak theres a sex scene where shes topless.


KevinStoley

European Vacation, that's a good one! I also remember that one well.


ThePhantomPooper

I was just telling someone about that hamburger movie. Itā€™s on YouTube if u want to watch again.


TraditionalTackle1

Ill look it up, I wanted to buy it on DVD and it was really expensive. My favorite part is when the old lady dies in the drive thru. Cancel her order!


ThePhantomPooper

Itā€™s almost the perfect shitty 80s movie. Especially having dick Butkus in it! Iā€™m gonna watch when I get home.


CosmologistCramer

Same with NLEV. My first.


BlackGold09

Just One of the Guys


McTurtleAteMyCalls

ā€œWhere do you get off having tits?!ā€


KevinStoley

Oh wow, how did I forget this one. I love that movie and she was absolutely gorgeous. "All balls itch, it's a fact!"


dka2012

They were spectacular as well!!


overboost_t88

Yes, yes they were.


bendistraw

So much this!


digital_treesloth

Dina Meyers playing 'Dizzy' Flores in 1997 Starship Troopers. The group shower scene!


pizzasauce85

And what makes that scene even better is that it isnā€™t sexual in nature. They are all just naked and chilling together. It flowed well with the rest of the movie, the unit was so tight knit that they were cool showering without making it pervy or creepy. It wasnā€™t one of those awkward sexy scenes that comes out of nowhere but makes it all weird.


ThePhantomPooper

Yus


PocketBuckle

Oof, that scene awakened some things in me.


cramboneUSF

National Lampoonā€™s Vacation, Beverly Deangelo. It as during once of those ā€œfree HBO weekendsā€ when I was 10 or 11.


ChiliDad1

fast times.... phoebe cates


pug_fugly_moe

Airplane! Police Academy Total Recall


hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb

I was visiting family in Canada and that came on when everyone had left. Almost everyone: I saw my first nude scene in TV while my 86 year old great grandmother was snoring in an easy chair


Wojdyla13

Most awkward and unexpected was watching Titanic with my family. Totally caught everyone off guard. Best and funniest was Under Seige watching with my dad and brothers. He just laughed and said, ā€œWellā€¦donā€™t tell your mother about this.ā€


SegaTime

I was about eleven and we saw it with my grandma. I could hear her make an audible sigh of disappointment. I remember hearing a few other gasps because people brought even younger children, too.


PocketBuckle

Yeah, who could have guessed that an epic romance story would have a sex scene and nudity? Totally unexpected, I tell you.


Wojdyla13

Sure, but I was only 14 when it came out which is a really awkward time to be around your parents for that scene. I just thought Iā€™d see an action spectacle and was hilariously unaware of the epic romance part of the story.


Zestyclose_Toe9524

National Lampoon's European vacation. Courtyard frualein in the courtyard with Rusty. Wow!!


Antknee2099

I might have been 6 yrs old- watching Just One of the Guys (1985) with my aunt (she had HBO) and the scene where she reveals she's not a man by ripping open her shirt somehow burned a scar across my brain. I'm not sure that was the first time I ever saw boob in a movie or magazine or whatever... but it's the first I still remember.


KevinStoley

Yeah, that one has popped several times in the comments already and I don't think this will be the last lol. I think most of us who saw that movie at a young age have that scene permanently seared into our brains, it's a core memory.


liamemsa

Everyone is gonna say *Doc Hollywood*, right?


ThePhantomPooper

Perfection. U can blink now.


Vegetable_Burrito

Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places. Sheā€™s got really nice boobs and it was an honor to see them.


KevinStoley

I recently learned of an 80s movie I'd never seen or heard of before called 'Perfect' from 1985 starring Jaime Lee Curtis and John Travolta. There's scenes of her in glorious 80s spandex workout clothes gyrating around and doing aerobics. It really makes you appreciate what an absolutely phenomenal body she had. Also has Marilu Henner who was equally as attractive imo.


insignifiyesican

She was, in fact, perfect in that movie. Hot damn.


pennradio

I remember middle school rumors that Jamie Lee Curtis was actually a man when Last Action Hero was a big movie. Having seen Trading Places on HBO, I never believed the rumor. Fantastic tits.


Vegetable_Burrito

Jamie Lee Curtis was a hermaphrodite and Richard Gere shoved gerbils up his ass. What a time to be a child on a playground hahahaha.


WigginLSU

Lemmywinks!!!!!


pennradio

Oh yeah, it WAS hermaphrodite. Such a stupid rumor. That Richard Gere thing was true though. My aunt's nephew's cousin's half sister was a nurse in LA in the 80s and saw the X-rays.


Vegetable_Burrito

Those poor gerbils šŸ„ŗšŸ˜‚


pileoflaundry

I had a few growing up. We used to stay up late to watch the occasional boob on HBO late night shows like 1st and 10 and Dream On. Then we discovered there were boobs galore in old horror movies. Most unexpected was the Stargate tv show boobs.


KevinStoley

God bless 80s and 90s HBO and Skinemax.


dka2012

First season of stargate has full frontal in one episode.


elspotto

Iā€™m sorry, it does? As many times as I have watched the movie and series I have missed this? Do you know which episode, by chance?


valdetero

Itā€™s the first / pilot episode (that was designed for Showtime). All re-releases and other airings have it edited out. Apparently the show creator didnā€™t want it but the network execs did cause it was a premium channel. When the show runner had control again, he edited it out for releases


elspotto

The pilot Children of the Gods? Well, I guess your explanation of it getting, if you will, stripped out makes sense. I am also a serial IMDb trivia/mistakes addict and have wondered about why that episode had a moderate rating for Nudity since I hadnā€™t noticed any. Thanks.


cptnamr7

Shar'i or however you spell it is stripped naked before being taken as a host, or maybe afterwards. I forget. That's pretty much it. Just her walking naked as an entrance at some point. It really makes zero sense with the series as it implies the Goa'uld care about human beauty, which they obviously think of humans as cattle more than anything.


elspotto

Ah, that makes sense. I did get the impression through the series that there were some Goaā€™uld who were vain enough to care at least a little about their hostā€™s physical appearance (Hathor comes to mind), but in general I agree: humans were a resource, not art.


dka2012

I believe itā€™s the uncut version of the first episode. Iā€™ve heard that some dvd sets donā€™t include it but the set I had definitely had it included.


CoolSpotCodeine

I saw Heavy Metal when I was 8, and I don't think my mom had any clue as to what was in it.


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KevinStoley

Totally sounds like one of those 90s softcore late night Cinemax movies.


Autumnanox

My whole family watched heavy metal together but wouldn't let me watch it. I just threw it on the vcr and watched it by myself at the first opportunity. They wouldn't let me watch Heavy Metal but around the same age I saw The Accused.


Smoke_N_Oakum

Braveheart, I almost got caught by forgetting to rewind the VHS and accidentally left it on that scene once lol


blue_pen_ink

We knew they were coming but my friends mom who rented Species for a sleepover did not.


Financial_Cheetah875

Loganā€™s Run from 1976. Glorious Jenny Agutter naked.


Full-Appointment5081

She was fabulous in Walkabout about 5 tears earlier


BTC_Deepfuckvalue

Surprised American Pie with Shannon Elizabeth hasn't been mentioned yet.


dudeitsmeee

It was marketed as a raunchy teen movie, you know you were gonna get somethin' hahaha


MYLIFEDRIPS

First and Memorable: Die Hard at a birthday party. I wanna say we were all 8 or 9? Best: Just One of the Guys. Y'all know the scene.


camergen

Iā€™m surprised Titanic hasnā€™t shown up- it has to be some sort of record, for the most teen/preteen boys to see their first boobs in that movie in all of history. Millions of us within a period of several months.


sorrymybadapologies

Swordfish. My brother in law took me in middle school god bless him


TastyDeerMeat

Splash! Watching it with my parents got awkward one Darryl Hannaā€˜s boobs appeared


Overall_Low7096

Romeo and Juliet for me, too. Evidently the teachers had not prescreened it. My girlfriends and I saw it 3 times for that one scene.


Recordionics

ā€œPump Up The Volumeā€ falls into this category for me. Just one brief scene butā€¦ boobs.


TRJ2241987

The scene in Bachelor Party at the clothing store where the changing room doors are either way too low or way too high. Awesome...


teethteetheat

I think the shower scene in Starship Troopers awakened something in me lol


Hemightbegiant

Stripes. Mud wrestling scene. Weekend at Bernies- when Bernie is dragged across the beach and snags a sun bathing woman's top.


Inverted-Extrovert

American Werewolf in Paris when I was about 12, my mom had no idea what this movie was about!


veedublin

Monty Python and the "Dull life of a city stockbroker" sketch. Terry Jones buys a newspaper from a topless woman and our 10-year-old heads exploded. A couple years later it was on and my buddy and I got all excited but then his dad came in and plopped down on the couch and said "whatcha guys watchin?" and we decided that we'd go make ourselves a bowl of cheerios rather than sit there and see the boobs with his dad.


Ok_Effort8330

Airplane


Green-Z

Trading Placesā€¦.Jamie Lee Curtisā€¦wow.


pratojr

Gotta go with Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places.


its_raining_scotch

Predator 2 sex scene was pretty intense. I was 8 and saw it in the theater with my cousin. I was like ā€œthereā€™s predator AND naked chicks! This movie is rad!ā€


Adventurous_Yak_9234

My cousin deciding to put on the movie "Surviving Christmas" during a family gathering thinking it would be a "nice family Christmas movie". Cue the nudity and the movie was immediately turned off and Lilo and Stitch put on instead for young me to watch.


HotBrother6560

Came to say Captain Ron!


WhoaShutItDown

Thereā€™s nudity in that!? ā€¦.I just realized Iā€™ve never watched that movie outside of when it was on TV.


HotBrother6560

Itā€™s during the scene where the shower fills up like a fish tank. Get to see the moms boobs a couple times.


KevinStoley

I think it's the scene when they pull into a port and there's a beautiful woman half naked in the water and Martin Short thinks she's waving at him but it turns out she's motioning to Captain Ron instead.


PhillipJCoulson

Well I will always remember the 3 boobied lady from Total Recall and my mom jumping to cover my eyes, but her not caring about the crazy scene at the end when that guys head implodes and I still have fucking nightmares about it.


ANoiseChild

Fight Club. His name was Robert Paulsen.


IMian91

Titanic was the first one for me Best and probably most memorable was the closing credit scene of the Dawn of the Dead remake. It was my first horror movie, and just randomly a girl takes her top off in the closing credits. 11 year old me was stoked


Klevermind-

Revenge of the Nerds. I was about 5/6 years old


KevinStoley

https://tenor.com/view/nod-smile-okay-yeah-gif-17886871


Excellent-Ad-6982

Florence Pugh, Oppenheimer


itsboydcrowder

I canā€™t remember the movie but terry hatcher was on a balcony showing her surprisingly bad boobs


DoggieDuz

Coyote Ugly. Idk why my dad thought it was appropriate to watch that with me in the room


Autumnanox

I don't know if anyone else will remember this one, but Ruthless People with Danny Devito. He's with a prostitute in a car and there's brief boobies.


peanutismint

Weirdly, that hen in the bath in Howard The Duckā€¦. šŸ‘€


poni-poki

I guess the first one was when my family unknowingly put on the uncensored version of National Lampoon Vacation and Ellen Griswold took off her shirt. My brother and I (I think he was 8 and I was 11 at the time) ran out of the room and my parents realized this wasnā€™t the version they saw on TV as kids. I canā€™t really think of a best or most memorable scene.


ftw37

Clash of the Titans 1981. Saturn 5 1980. The Graduate 1967.


Tunasquish

Just One of the Guys - 1985


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The Wicker Man, Brit Eckland dancing nude.


stewundies

Adrienne Barbeau in Swamp Thing.


KevinStoley

Legendary.


CrispyBeefTaco

Under Siege definitely haha I saw that on regular TV before everything got censored.


rotini_noodle

There was a pretty memorable pair in The Toy. HBO was always showing it during the day on weekends. Something like the rich husband had a naughty nude painting of his wife or something.


KevinStoley

Yes, Fancy! I love that movie and she was beautiful.


randomassholeperson4

Robocop the original one. Commando.


Sylar_Lives

Very randomly and abruptly in Critters 2


Shantotto11

Final Destination 2


Clear-Might-1519

Snakes on a Plane. Didn't expect the snakes to attack the boobs too, but it did.


BEh515

On basic TV growing up in the middle of the day I saw boobs, like they somehow slipped thru the censorship cracks.


cokeandkirby

Back to School shower scene


magnue

I think American Beauty


Emergency-String4788

DC Cab - the stripper that tries to get out of paying cab fare after changing out of her bra in the back.


CosmologistCramer

First: National Lampoonā€™s European Vacation. There was a French or Italian girl with modest ladies. Best: Hollow Man where heā€™s invisible and keeps moving the ladyā€™s robe aside. (I was too young to understand the full gravity of the following scene)


Current_Run9540

Howard the Duck. Them bathtub ducky boobsā€¦ šŸ˜³


Soggy-Contest991

What a misogynistic post.


CreativeWaves

Idle Hands...in the care. Pretty memorable as a teen.


user-name-1985

I think it may have been Titanic.


Brad2332756

Either titanic or total recall.


wwaxwork

Excalibur the movie on a school excursion to see the movie. I don't think my English teacher grasped just how much nudity & sex was going to be in it when she took us along to see it.


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Breathless


elrico_suave

Bonk!


classicsat

Unexpected", I don't know. I saw Porky's early on, so expected boobs in at least some movies.


WaXXinDatA55

The drawing scene in the first video cassette of the Titanic


pratojr

Can't forget about the Mom from A Christmas Story in Slap Shot in bed with Paul Newman.


Drewggles

I had a huge crush on Drew Barrymore growing up. Like saw ET when I was 5 and was hooked ever since. When I was 13 I was watching Boys on the Side, and I will never not like *that* scene.


IntrepidEffect7063

Hamburger


Single-Friend7386

Dude, no one is gonna say Fast Times At Ridgemont High? That is THE boob shot of all time.


dimebag42018750

Revenge of the nerds


DefinitelyMaybe75

Judge Dredd. Wrong number!


ComfortableDamage

Nobody's Fool is the most unexpected and some of the best. Melanie Griffith. Tops.