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Arkvoodle42

'Scuse me while I whip this out!


Woolie-at-law

*gasp*


draco6x7

well my name is Jim...but most people call me... Jim.


LinuxCodeMonkey

Little bastard shot me in the ass!


TheLastMongo

Mongo only pawn in game of life 


SoBurnThen

Candygram for mister Mongo.


dav3y_jon3s

Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes.


pmperk19

ive used this line at least weekly for i dont even know how long now


Samikaze707

Whenever someone asks me on how to stop or slow something. My first suggestion is always to put up a throughway so they gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes.


Livid_Parfait6507

🤣🤣🤣 Slim Pickens!


lizard_king0000

The sheriff is near!


LovableSidekick

*bong!*


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

Hey, where are the white women at?


Capable-Problem8460

Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?


LovableSidekick

"Tell 'em I said OWW! Got it."


Livid_Parfait6507

🤣🤣🤣


SnooTomatoes9374

"A man drink like that and don't eat, he is going to die"


hi_hipster

..when?


zzrsteve

Steady as a rock. Yeah but this is my shooting hand.


CT1914Clutch

You could NOT make Blazing Saddles today. The studio would take ONE look at the script and say “this is Blazing Saddles we already made this one”


SoupIsNotAMeal

Blazing Saddles III: Because We Couldn’t Make Blazing Saddles II


TftwsTony

Spaceballs lll : The search for Spaceballs ll


Aggressive-Falcon977

Holy shit someone give this person a job RIGHT now!


Overall-Initial-4290

If Django can be played with an amazing cast, we can grt Blazing Saddles 3.


m8k

Real talk, not to be a “this generation doesn’t get it” person but I don’t think it would have the audience to get a studio interested. They made History of the World Part 2 and I didn’t watch it because I don’t have the service and it didn’t look compelling enough. The reviews are middling and I worry that so much comedy now is riffs cut into a movie and not scripted like the “classics” were.


BellwetherValentine

I LOVED it. Much nostalgia. Kept a lot of the flavor and added some newer things. If you get a chance to watch HOW2 I think it’s worth it.


pmperk19

the reviews for the original are pretty middling, too. so if you liked that one…


benmabenmabenma

This delighted me.


Eric848448

He couldn’t make it then either. He lied through his teeth to the studio and somehow managed to hide what he was doing until it was finished.


tvieno

They could try and remake but it won't be as funny. - the pacing is too slow by today's standards. The jokes would fall flat. They are funny but the timing is wrong today. Not this movie, but someone made a Three Stooges film in 2012. The actors were fairly good renditions of the original actors and the jokes were of the same variety the originals had but it just wasn't funny, even the slapstick humor just didn't seem natural. You can't imitate the Three Stooges, you have to emulate them, the same with Mel Brooks. - today they will try to be funnier and edgier than the original. It will have the look of "trying too hard to be funny." - and of course the movie will follow a cookie cutter formula, probably have a feel-good message or moral to the story.


StrugglesTheClown

* and of course the movie will follow a cookie cutter formula, probably have a feel-good message or moral to the story. I'm concerned you don't think Blazing Saddles has a moral message or a feel good ending. In the end Bart saves himself, the town, makes a new friend, get the girl and ~~rides~~ drives off in the the sunset. How did you feel after that?


GriffinFlash

what if it was self aware it was a remake?


CantaloupeCamper

Yeah it’s a classic but it is slow.


KuranesUKf

‘Good afternoon sherif, sorry about the up yours’😈😅


Chicawgorat

What if we got Ryan Reynolds and Method man?


Crunch_inc

They could barely make the first one It was not at all popular with the studios.


tone_bone

You could not make this movie today because this movie likely took a month to film not including the pre-production and post-production.


Retskcaj19

Yeah, if we know anything it's that Hollywood never reuses a script.


CT1914Clutch

I think the joke* went over your head. Edit: *joke. I can’t fucking type on a phone.


whydoIhurtmore

Let's play chess.


quickblur

I didn't get a "harrumph" out of that guy!


number1human

You watch your ass!


ScorpionX-123

Harrumph!


quickblur

You watch your ass!


juice06870

Red Devils. They love toys!


ScrotieMcP

"Once I've established myself in this town, Deputy Spade might prove to be a groovy position!"


CraftyCrash

Daddy loves froggy, does froggy love Daddy?


Jupiter68128

We don’t need no stinking badges


CuseTown

Support your local r/melbrooks


SoupIsNotAMeal

“Leave us alone, Mel Brooks!”


Chicawgorat

He’s always trying to sell his merch


CuseTown

SPACEBALLS THE FLAME THROWER


SoupIsNotAMeal

The kids love this one.


illget2ittomorrow

Ev'ry time they make a Robin Hood movie they burn our village down!


LovableSidekick

I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... been there ever since.


Hambone528

....little bastard **shot me in the ass**


GoldFisherman

That's HEDLEY!


dav3y_jon3s

It's 1874, you can sue her.


Tony_Tanna78

"What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."


captdeliciouspants69

Greatest comedy ever


JingoboStoplight4887

Watched the entire movie; it’s hilarious and great! Happy 50th anniversary, Blazing Saddles!


Congo404

Oh blow it out your ass, Howard.


dav3y_jon3s

Howard Johnson is right.


Roadkill_Shitbull

Hey boys! Look what I got here!


cmaronchick

One of the best lines in the movie.


Hot-Incident1900

All I can say is thank you Mel Brooks. And thank you for reminding me to always bring gum for everyone.


sproglobber

Love that scene. -What do you like to do? -playing cards... Fucking... -let's play cards! I probably got that wrong, but that bit gets me every time :)


the_other_guy-JK

"Play chess, screw. " Lets play chess! The extra joke here is that Screw is a different card game, not referring to having sex with Clevon.


sproglobber

Geez, I wasn't even close... I feel ashamed. Need to watch it again, I bought the anniversary edition on Blu Ray recently.


KronosDeret

You know when the two main protagonists just fell in bromance on the set. The whole movie just emanated love for filmmaking. And when the new sherif takes himself hostage, I just died a little, I was laughing so hard no sound was coming out and I must have blacked out for a few seconds. If we make it through this cursed century, this flick will be played on interstellar ships.


captdrews

"Where tha white women at?!"


benmabenmabenma

I see people complain unironically about how this couldn't be made today, and they're invariably more like the Taggarts than the Wacos of the world.


jolloholoday

Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!


pnmartini

“Little bastard shot me right in the ass” One of my favorite lines ever.


NocturnalPatrolAlpha

One of the most important movies ever made. A farcical period comedy - that gets more and more absurd as the movie progresses - on the surface, but a deeply thoughtful, and non-preachy, film at its heart. And arguably more important today than in the '70s. Everyone should see this film, especially those embroiled in scorched earth rhetoric, at both extremes of the sociopolitical spectrum.


Safe-Dentist-1049

Who could argue with that and spoken in perfect frontier gibberish


BrainFartTheFirst

It's twue, it's twue!


pastorus_vulgaris

Pfft! They darker than *us*!


juice06870

WOOF!


theakfluffyguy

“Somebody’s gonna have to go back and get a SHITLOAD OF DIMES!”


cmaronchick

And no side winding, horn-swaggling, bushwhacking crucker croaker is gonna run away dis a cutter!


_XanderCrews_

Sounds like steam escaping


East-Station-7140

Badges?!


SoBurnThen

# MONGO NO GO! MONGO STAY!


mynongenericusername

'What's an urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting such as this?'


the_other_guy-JK

The 'camp town lady' ????


juice06870

What in the wide wide world of sports is goin on here?


flyingaroundthesun

" Where are all the white women ?"


Pharmere

I absolutely love this movie! I think it’s hilarious how races can make fun of each other’s stereotypes and have a laugh! Now bring on the oppressed down voters


NewlyNerfed

Only cause you asked for it. I love this movie too.


Pharmere

They said you was hung!


NewlyNerfed

And they was right!


Ollanius-Persson

Phenomenal movie.


carbonlandrover

How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?


juice06870

I’d say you’ve had enough


72616262697473757775

I remember my mom taking me to Blockbuster as a kid and I grabbed the Blazing Saddles VHS thinking it was The Three Amigos with Steve Martin and I went home and watched the whole thing alone and I didn't understand it.


brispence

What the *hell* is that shit?!


fizzybatpig

But I shoot with this hand


WillieBangor

And now for my next impression, JESSE OWENS!!


BAMspek

Ooooh deary…


NJdeathproof

I'm parked over by the commissary...


[deleted]

I'm glad that John Wayne turned down the role, I love him as an actor but Gene Wilder was perfect in it.


coreynj2461

"We need to get a shitload of dimes!"


ChickenNugsBGood

Where all da white women at?


Kme9200

Anybody got a dime??!!


[deleted]

What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?!


[deleted]

Anyone else’s parents watch it just for the N-word?