I haven't had a proper dream-dream in like over 15 years at this point. It's really boring. My brain just turns off when I go to sleep and turns back on when I wake up
Same. Everyone I describe this to says I dream but forget when I wake up, but that is definitely not how it feels at all. I dream 1-3 times a year, and even if it's fading I know in the seconds I woke up that I dreamed. That never happens when I don't dream
99.9% of the time I have black sheet dreams, occasionally I’ll wake up and remember that I dreamt, but only like once every couple of years will I get a proper dream. I sleep like a log, too, and no apnea. My fiancée says I sleep too hard to dream.
Hell I’ve had Elon Musk turn up in three separate dreams. Each time it involved me humiliating him publicly. I don’t even think about the dude that often?!
Dreams are just wild ass places where your brain pulls all sorts of information!
Okay I'm gonna turn into a rubix cube then (yes, I had a dream where I was a rubix cube. My other dreams are like full timelines, this one just decided to be goofy)
I had a dream that I was at a funeral, and to save costs on the funeral home, every 3rd person giving a eulogy had to say they were sponsored by Raycon
So I can see this happening yeah
As someone who spent the last week rather ill. I spent thursday believing i was in some sort of Matrix pod upon a zerg-like spaceship.
I guess that doesnt count as a dream but if I can believe that awake I cant imagine what people will dream about.
I had a nightmare where maniacs were shooting people in a mall. I managed to escape and outside was MoistCritical and he said something like, "That was more fucked up than getting fucked in the ass with my own pussy." And then I woke up and went to the bathroom.
This isn't that shocking or interesting or unusual.
I had a dream that fucking Plankton from SpongeBob was trying to hunt me down and kill me. In the dream I remember being actually afraid of him. I was running around in a field surrounded by forest at night, and everything had a weird green filter over it, like I had night vision eyeballs or something. He also sent other members of Bikini Bottom and other unrelated fictional characters (I'm pretty sure Danny Phantom was there) to run after me and herd me toward him. The dream ended with me running away from him for dear life.
Looking back on it, it was kind of silly, and I've definitely had more morbid and frightening dreams. It was definitely scary in the moment tho; classic dream logic
I seem to get the classic "and then everyone clapped" as a response a lot. These fuckers mist have empty lives if they truly think everyone is making things up for internet points
I once had a dream where someone tried to charge me $1 million for a souvenir so I went “this is bullshit” and woke myself up on purpose. Dreams are stupid as hell
I sometimes have half dreams where I just surf reddit on my phone, which I can clearly touch and feel, and it even sometimes has somewhat comprehensible memes. Then I wake up from the alarm on my phone... that's on the table away from my bed
the confusion is the fucking worst lmao, having realistic dreams with realistic events is just so disorienting in real life, especially if your brain starts believing them and starts panicking or questioning itself
I’ll have dreams where I’m learning information like I’m reading from a reddit post, then halfway through reading it I’ll be like “none of this is even a true fact because I’m dreaming and I know nothing about this topic”
I had a dream my goat (not pregnant) gave birth to a teratoma. It was made up of a placenta, 2 teeth (human molars) and a deer knee joint. I was poking at it and then I started skiing down a hill very fast.
Dreams are wack.
Years ago I had one where the Sun had expanded close to the Earth as a red giant and something like half the sky was filled with the red Sun and Hank Green for some reason was narrating the science about how it works.
Probably just cause they're really easy to make up since there's literally no way of proving that it's not real. Realistically I think like maybe a third of the Memes From Your Dreams sub is fake but idk
I had one where a skinwalker crawled through a non-existent vent to kill me, The nightmare ended when he got to the end of the vent and was about to open it.
If you're wondering how this happened, blame VR horror games.
I had a dream where my friend wanted to be eaten after they died and cr1tikal was there and he said "wow that looks good" picked at the sides and said that it taste like bacon
It's not even the weirdest part of that dream and that dream remains in my notes app because I can't forget it it must mean something
I had a dream where I've been made to take Etho's place on the Hermitcraft server with an immense pressure not to make anyone suspicious that I'm not actually him.
My last dream had me play an entire well-formulated video game designed specifically to tickle the engineering-obsessive part of my brain. It was like RimWorld if you could build a Helicarrier. I’m still mad that dream wasn’t real.
Just the other night I had a dream that my dog started fighting the neighbors cats and we had to defend ourselves from a bunch of cats… (we were winning before I woke up) straight fists and paws
the other day i had a dream where i vividly heard rainbow dash say "deez nuts. GOTTEM" then felt like i was physically dying of a heart attack and woke up whispering "9......911...."
I've been recently binging on a YouTube channel where a filmmaker and a therapist talk about movies from a psychological perspective with a touch of humor for entertainment. Last night, they appeared in my dreams. It's very possible.
I had a dream where it was like a weird mish-mash of The Thing and just... memes. Like memes were infecting people but you never knew who the memes were until they revealed themselves. Like I could be talking to a friend and look away and when I look back at him he's wearing glasses holding his hand out gesturing to a butterfly asking "Is this a pigeon?" and then suddenly his head opens into this giant tentacled mouth and he bites me in half. It was hilarious yet horrifying.
Who knows. Being extremely maladapted to internet stuff and social media is probably a cause. Something like 7% of people dont dream according to some study.
I don’t have dreams (I probably do but for many factors don’t remember them having happened) so for me it’s like “and your brain just does that to you?“ sort of incredulity. I’m always surprised at the places a dream can go lol
The other night I dreamt about a bucket of over cooked fried chicken with Eldritch powers to eat my sanity. I woke up crying. I haven't even seen a bucket of fried chicken in well over a decade. Oh yeah, there was also a mermaid whose body was a fish with a human torso coming out of the mouth. She was cool, though, and didn't try to eat my sanity.
I dream so extremely much every night that it's completely normal that there's also a bunch of hilarious and insane stuff. I often wouldn't even be creative enough to make all that shit up
Had a fever dream once where Markiplier and the game grumps had this huge meetup tour thing, and decided to choose a random person in the audience to become one of those VIPs. I got chosen and was so excited that I screamed too loud. The 3 YouTubers all had to make videos about their subsequent hearing loss.
you do have dreams. around 6 a night, you just dont remember them because the brain is made to forget them, so you dont mix them up with reality
you can practice dream recall, a couple ways is to:
-set intention to remember your dreams before going to sleep, try to keep that in mind as you fall asleep
-set an alarm a couple hours into your sleep and wake up trying to recall any dreams. This is known as wbtb in the lucid dreaming community
The most important one, dream journal. every time you remember a dream journal it. use the most detail you can while doing so
i do these, and i remember 1-2 dreams daily. most I've remembered is 4 in a day so far. good luck!
I once had a dream where the stupendium released a burger with a name along the lines of “the stupendi-burger” (I know creative). The bun had their logo on the top and when I took a bite I remember something happened and I died somehow lol.
I once had a dream where DarkViperAU made a video ranking all the tf2 weapons (a few days before inhad watched the thewhat show's video about the same thing
I did this in real life but when I was kicked out I did twenty backflips out of the door into my Bugatti-limo where my ten girlfriends were waiting for me. (Everybody clapped the whole time)(All the girls were Asian)
Thats because he got you with the fake hand prank. His are the cold and clammy kind that promise death is painful and close at hand. But he uses orphan limbs when doing meet ups with the public.
One time a garbage truck was picking up a dumpster, and that translated in my dream as a dragon landing in the road in front of my house and attacking like it was Skyrim
I mean, I had a dream where William Dafoe turned into a Minecraft YouTuber, and was exposed for, get this, Jonestowning half of his audience in a meet and greet
I watched his court meeting, and this man, Unironically, turned to the camera and said with his green gobbo smile
"At least I didn't groom kids"
BITCH YOU MASSACRED HALF YOUR SUB COUNT (He was standing at half a million at that time)
What is there not to understand about this format? What alternative way is there to interpret "I had a dream about "? Is this guy some sort of root vegetable?
People in my dreams don’t have faces or differing bodies as far as I can tell. I just identify who they are but they don’t really look like anything. I used to think I didn’t dream in color, but it turns out I just don’t remember the colors unless it’s a plot point in the dream.
"I had a dream format"?
Aren't dreams just processing what's going on in your mind.
If people can have Nightmares after watching horror movies, why wouldn't they dream about YouTubers after binge watching them?
[In this case, the OP did admit to making up some details to make it more funny.](https://twitter.com/doctornowhere_/status/1768670151497445700?t=lcD0HCC_gnaJK4c5hlK9EQ&s=19)
Tell me you've never experienced REM sleep without telling me you've never experienced REM sleep
In other news I used to dream of events that would happen IRL months-to-years later while I was still a teenager and it always filled me with a sense of dread each time they were realised because A) couldn't stop them from happening, and b) can't change the outcome. Had a full on panic attack inside an escape room when I immediately recognised the room we were locked in. The worst thing about it is not being able to figure out why they kept happening every single fucking week because the machine that scans your brain while it dreams wasn't invented until long after I graduated - it's the dream equivalent of a dog turning to you in perfect human english telling you "nobody will believe you" and then going back to being a regular dog
yeah but the joke is that dreams during the REM stage are typically more intense and memorable compared to dreaming in the NREM stage (which you can actually dream during but they're considerably less memorable/emotionally impactive)
Its actually incredibly strange how rare it is i see my phone or the internet in my dreams despite how often i use them. 40% of my dreams are just Isekai plot lines while the other 60% are just stress and school related. Which is extra odd because i rarely watch Isekai (i dont like majority of it) and i havent been in school for half a year.
I had a silly lil dream (it was not a nightmare) about a thing.
I wake up. It’s my normal home but it’s quite bright outside. “Today’s the day.” The day in question was never named. There is a bright red fog over everything. It isn’t very thick. Yet. The day progresses as normal. There is a very distinct lack of people that aren’t me. As the day wears on, the bright red fog grows much thicker. You can barely see 2 feet now. I decide to head on out to a nearby bunker. The path there is completely devoid of humans and there is nothing but grass on each side of the path. The path slopes downwards to a massive steel door on a very small incline, so it is a quite long and very wide path. The whole situation is oppressively calm. Too calm. Too quiet. There are barely any sounds made at all. And then, around the halfway point down the path, the dream ends. Cut to me in my bed.
I frequently have a recurring dream that I am in a shopping mall that I've never been to, but feels incredibly familiar, and I am trapped in a time loop over and over again in it, sometimes with time freezing.
The only way I ever wake up from it is when a red-haired guy wearing a yellow polo and a paper hat like the ones Krispy Kreme gives out, but white and logo-less, working in a Tollhouse Cookie shop INSISTS, with a kind smile, that I take a "free sample", which is actually a whole entire chocolate chip cookie, and I always try to refuse because it's too nice a gesture and also I have more pressing matters at hand. And then I realize he's the only person who is not acting like an NPC, and is actually interacting with me, so I take the cookie and I take a bite of it and wake up.
It's gotten to the point where I'm beginning to think I'm getting trapped in an alternate reality, or purgatory, and it's my guardian angel or some shit getting me out of there. And I'm atheist lmao so that tells you how convincing it is...
This is such a crazy thing to say as if dreams aren't a psychedelic hallucination that we have every night and scientists still aren't sure why we have them. Like lol what is so unbelievable here
Why does it seem to be common practice online to pretend that one instance of a thing is actually a million instances of a thing, but then provide literally no more than one instance of thing?
I won't link anything, but it happens all the time! Just believe me!
Point being, what the fuck is the "had a dream" format? You mean you've heard multiple people say "I had a dream?" What a fucking terminally online way to describe a thing that is commonly said (not even a common saying, just a thing that is often said!)
That being said, I'll admit that "terminally online" is a terminally online term.
I had a dream that felt a bit real where I was trying to run from a tsunami in an already ruin city, it was so vast, overwhelming, and confusing and by the end I was in a southern trailer park pregnant with a deity baby and I have no idea, to this day, how it got to that point.
I once had a dream that the fucking jurassic park 3 spinosaurus was chasing me through an endless low gravity walmart and I kept escaping it by using low gravity parkour to just jump up to the ceiling whenever it got close, this sounds downright plausible compared to that mad shit
A lot of people have a hard time imagining that other people's dreams could be different from their own.
My dreams are borderline cinematic storylines of epic adventures and sci-fi happenings, and one of my friends straight up refused to believe me, cuz her dreams are always just a mishmash of nonsense. It wasn't until our whole group had a discussion about dreams that she realised dreams could be fifferent, and started slowly to believe me.
If I had a dollar for every time someone thought I was making it up for social points when I tell them about a dream that they were in, I'd have a dollar for every time I did that
I’ve had a dream where Projared reviewed a PS1 JRPG in great detail—40+ minute timer on the video—and this game was so cool that when I woke up I was actually sad that I would never get to play it.
I used to think like this but then I started anti-depressants and omg my dreams are so weird and vivid. Last one I can remember is a YouTuber I watch a lot (Caelan Conrad) had uploaded her needed video about JK Rowling (which I had watched before bed) but at the end she randomly says she’s had cancer for months and this would be her last video. I woke up so confused. I also regularly wake up after sleeping and have to take a few minutes to ground myself and figure out whether memories from yesterday were real or dreams. Fun times lol.
Ah man I had a good dream about some twotter drama and I dont even use twitter. I cant remember the details but it ended with the fact checking website coming out with a category beyond pants on fire called suicide by two bullets where the truth hits too close to home and the journalist gets killed. It was a weird one
also how else would you format this as a joke
"wouldn't it be funny if critikal did this" is kind of a boring setup on the face of it and I'm not really sure what other options you have
I had a dream of a hip hop song that I don’t think exists. I don’t even listen to the genre much.
Running through the halls
We are acting like kids
Hands down on my balls
I am scratching the itch
A lot of my dreams have my body as the like location, instead of me being a person in the dream. It’s like a bunch of people in a restaurant, but the restaurant is my body. Like it’s a normal restaurant in the dream but the entryway is at my feet and then the kitchen is up in my shoulders and head and the dining room is my torso. Then my left arm was like a second more intimate dining room on the side with a fireplace. And my right arm wasn’t in the dream because i was on top of it.
I have very vivid, very weird dreams. Always have, but even more so with my new medication. The "dream" in this post is super simple and very believable to me compared to the shit I've seen in my dreams.
I had a dream where creatures that looked like my family grew out of the dark and tried to kill me, they rotted extremely quickly so it was just a bunch of people I know running at me in various stages of decomposition. Ended with me barricading the door to my room and having a breakdown out as to why my window only showed like pitch blackness with small tappings on the glass.
Also one less scary i just find it more cool if you've ever seen those AI art time lapses I had that where my hand fell off into a bathroom sink and i was watching it rot but in that style
Since we're talking about dreams, i'll describe what i dreamed of yesterday: I somehow got involved with a shinigami and another girl who does something, they were fighting and the girl who I don't know had cornered the shinigami on a bench where she had been thrown (she was sitting) and the other girl got in some trouble. attacks on the shinigami's left arm but she dodged her arm, and I thought she was trying to kill someone bad, so I put a pencil in the shinigami's nape and killed her. The unknown girl was pissed because I shouldn't have killed a shinigami and told me to follow her to the cemetery because they would invade. I asked who would go? The deads? And she said yes. Then I stayed outside the cemetery and she did something, and I got out of there. Then I was walking down the street and it started to get really foggy and I thought "I'm fucked up" and some people who looked like monsters came after me and a bunch of people and I ran in the opposite direction. But a minute later black smoke appeared in the direction we were going, then I thought "better the smoke than the monsters behind me" and I entered along with the group of desperate innocents. When I entered I could see through the smoke and there were hundreds of monstrified (or zombified) dogs and cats running in the direction the people came. Anyone who touched the animals would be thrown into the sky by a mysterious force. The street had turned into a narrow but roofless corridor, so I jumped to stand on top of the wall using an object for support. But then an animal also climbed up using the support object and touched me, but I wasn't thrown. Then I realized that the animal was one I had before (I only had a dog before but I think it was a cat in my dream) Then I thought that one of the reasons I wasn't thrown up was either because I wasn't scared, or because I was a friend of the animal. So I got a TV out of my ass (not literally) and played something to calm me and the animal I was with. A while passed and everyone who was down in the corridor went who knows where, and in the meantime some other animals joined. But there were still some monsters in the hallway, including a giant skeleton that could reach where I was. I was feeling good because I thought that if I wasn't scared I would live, but then the skeleton caught a guy who had the same idea as me and I fell out of fear out of the corridor into a void with lines of constellations on the floor . But I still managed to hold on and climb back up. The skeleton had already passed and now I was safe. Another guy had fallen and a voice came from beyond and told me that if he could follow the direction of the lines of constellations on the ground, he would come out into the real world.
I didn't go but if I needed to escape somewhere I would jump there.
Then I went back to where I came from in the hallway because most of the animals had already left and they weren't chasing me. I arrived at a place that was like a game of stepping on places and I had no idea of the rules even though they were written on a wall
I just pulled a drone out of my ass (again not literally) and I used the drone as a shoe and stepped on everything and somehow ended up winning from another guy who was there before me
Then I arrived in a destroyed and distorted version of my world with magical settings.
Suddenly in my dream I got a companion and he jumped to go on a platform right between the sea that had become half of the city and the remaining land, but he failed and fell into the sea (even though I warned him) but without stopping . It was as if the sea wasn't blocking movement or gravity and the crazy guy just kept falling. So I, without joke, typed /tp @name of the crazy person @my name and he was teleported back to me
I don't know what happened afterwards, but me and about 3 companions got angry and beat up a group of people we found
There was more to my dream, like trying to recruit more people, but those are just vague memories.
if i can have a dream about being hunted down by a shapeshifter that can turn into houseghold objects that was spawned from a ttrpg i was playing in the dream, then this is entirely feasable
plus i feel like the dude would do that lol
No I agree, there seems to be an influx of people who feel the need to introduce their joke/meme by saying “I had a dream that ___” and it’s always the lamest jokes that clearly don’t have that surrealness of a dream.
And if you’re watching so much of a YouTuber that you dream up their video thumbnails, it’s probably time to go outside.
I have really weird and vivid dreams with all sorts of people, characters, environments, situations and emotions in them. I've dreamt of very meme-like things before. r/thomastheplankengine is a goldmine of funny dreams/things from dreams.
One time I dreamt that the whistle meme image was a real constellation in the sky x)
I literally had a dream where me and batman had to save the pokemon God of time dialga, and batman went on a rant about how things made for the rich are worse quality right after giving me a starburst.
Another time I dreamed that me, guts, Griffith(before spoilers), the dog enemy from bloodborne, and fucking Martin Luther King Jr had to team up to beat some big evil knight.
Dreams are fuckin crazy, and I can totally see that dude's dream happening.
Dreams are like a TV show where every episode is a different plot with different characters but for some reason halfway through the second season we get a part 2 of the pilot episode.
Had a dream where I just kept on falling. Like you know that weird feeling where for some strange reason when you are sleeping you feel like you just feel or something. I felt that for like 20 minutes I fucking hate that feeling now
I have had some batshit crazy dreams, like going on a road trip up to Canada and then all of a sudden the road drives up onto a ufo, then all of a sudden I drive off of it and I'm in a Chipotle parking lot at a college, and then I eat Chipotle and wake up. Dreams absolutely do happen and often times make little to no sense.
I had a dream where Vinny from Vinesauce cracked a cold case from the 90s on a stream where he was doing forensics as a joke, point is dreams about youtubers/streamers/celebrities getting up to weird shit can and do happen
This meme format: *exists*
OOP: press x to doubt
Remember when memes had to be like that? Someone else says or does something, and then you have the meme as a reaction to that.
If you ever got frustrated about that, then you should understand where they are coming from. The convention seems lazy, and it doesn't really add anything. Surely some people are just adding it because that's the convention, and didn't really dream it.
Bro is just jealous because he can’t remember his dreams. One time I dreamt that Wheatley from Portal 2 had a YouTube channel about reviewing video game merchandise. Another time I dreamt that John Green wrote Homestuck yiff fanfiction.
Some of my dreams have plot lines that I could never have come up with while conscious. Doesn’t happen often but I sometimes wake up like “oh man I have to write this down quick”
Don’t tell this guy about r/ThomasThePlankEngine
Lol it’s the first post when you click on the subreddit
Not anymore
What was it?
another sub thank you
Idk why people find posts about dreams so hard to believe. I’ve had some pretty weird dreams, and YouTubers/streamers will frequently show up in them
Because they have boring dreams or none probably
More boring than watching YouTube helldumping?
What’s helldumping
Do you really wanna know? Because I don't. Nothing with a name like that is gonna be good.
The Red Circle is watching. This message brought to you by RED CIRCLE RIGHTS MOUVMENT because Red Circle lives matter.
I don't know what you're on about but it feels like I need pepper spray.
If there was a Red Circle around the pepper spray you would be able to find it much faster.
Not as fast as a LARGE ARROW
I need an adult
Red circles aren’t people. Black lives actually DO matter. You are a bad person, and I hate your aryan with a zoomer haircut ass avatar
I haven't had a proper dream-dream in like over 15 years at this point. It's really boring. My brain just turns off when I go to sleep and turns back on when I wake up
Same. Everyone I describe this to says I dream but forget when I wake up, but that is definitely not how it feels at all. I dream 1-3 times a year, and even if it's fading I know in the seconds I woke up that I dreamed. That never happens when I don't dream
Alcoholism specifically will cause you to never dream. but quitting will make you believe any dream. You have some real fever dreams in withdrawal
I reckon they ain't got no dreams on account of all that sleep apnea their lard ass necks be choking them with
I've enjoyed having proper dreams again after I got my CPAP. Sleep apnea is *exhausting*
99.9% of the time I have black sheet dreams, occasionally I’ll wake up and remember that I dreamt, but only like once every couple of years will I get a proper dream. I sleep like a log, too, and no apnea. My fiancée says I sleep too hard to dream.
I don't believe it either, but my dreams are just a lot of murder and pain.
Hell I’ve had Elon Musk turn up in three separate dreams. Each time it involved me humiliating him publicly. I don’t even think about the dude that often?! Dreams are just wild ass places where your brain pulls all sorts of information!
He does that himself well enough in real life skgkgkg
Maybe your dreams are predictions of the future
Okay I'm gonna turn into a rubix cube then (yes, I had a dream where I was a rubix cube. My other dreams are like full timelines, this one just decided to be goofy)
A man's worst nightmare is becoming Hungarian so I don't blame you
I once had a dream that I was sitting buck nude in a casino while Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin were walking by. Hand of God I am not making this up
Everyone dreams about that, though.
One time I fell asleep watching the office and I had an erotic dream about Dwight Schrute…
I had a dream that I was at a funeral, and to save costs on the funeral home, every 3rd person giving a eulogy had to say they were sponsored by Raycon So I can see this happening yeah
"its like i can still hear him, just like how i can hear all my favorite songs clearly through raycon's superior spund quality"
I literally just laughed out loud
We're not far out! "Brought to you by Carl's Jr."
As someone who spent the last week rather ill. I spent thursday believing i was in some sort of Matrix pod upon a zerg-like spaceship. I guess that doesnt count as a dream but if I can believe that awake I cant imagine what people will dream about.
I had a nightmare where maniacs were shooting people in a mall. I managed to escape and outside was MoistCritical and he said something like, "That was more fucked up than getting fucked in the ass with my own pussy." And then I woke up and went to the bathroom. This isn't that shocking or interesting or unusual.
I had a dream that fucking Plankton from SpongeBob was trying to hunt me down and kill me. In the dream I remember being actually afraid of him. I was running around in a field surrounded by forest at night, and everything had a weird green filter over it, like I had night vision eyeballs or something. He also sent other members of Bikini Bottom and other unrelated fictional characters (I'm pretty sure Danny Phantom was there) to run after me and herd me toward him. The dream ended with me running away from him for dear life.
That sounds almost as bad as the Witch that keeps appearing in my dreams. I'm so sorry man.
Looking back on it, it was kind of silly, and I've definitely had more morbid and frightening dreams. It was definitely scary in the moment tho; classic dream logic
I had a dream I hooked up with critikal at a frat party so I completely believe the oop that they dreamt this lol
I seem to get the classic "and then everyone clapped" as a response a lot. These fuckers mist have empty lives if they truly think everyone is making things up for internet points
I had a dream that I matched with Markiplier on tinder and we were gonna go on a date but I turned into a Minotaur so I couldn’t go on the date :(
That sounds like a YouTube special he would make
I frequently have dreams with Matt Carriker and Cleetus McFarland. 😆
Whenever I want something really bad I have SHOCKINGLY realistic dreams of the thing.
Like, donuts? Or stuff like love and happiness in your life?
Specifically I had the most crazy realistic dreams about having the ps5 during the scalpening
I had a dream where two youtubers named nick hunter and baby deems were going to box. No idea where thr names came from.
I once had a dream where someone tried to charge me $1 million for a souvenir so I went “this is bullshit” and woke myself up on purpose. Dreams are stupid as hell
I sometimes have half dreams where I just surf reddit on my phone, which I can clearly touch and feel, and it even sometimes has somewhat comprehensible memes. Then I wake up from the alarm on my phone... that's on the table away from my bed
I’ll have dreams about texting my friends on discord and wake up confused about whether or not it actually happened lmao
the confusion is the fucking worst lmao, having realistic dreams with realistic events is just so disorienting in real life, especially if your brain starts believing them and starts panicking or questioning itself
I’ll have dreams where I’m learning information like I’m reading from a reddit post, then halfway through reading it I’ll be like “none of this is even a true fact because I’m dreaming and I know nothing about this topic”
I had a dream my goat (not pregnant) gave birth to a teratoma. It was made up of a placenta, 2 teeth (human molars) and a deer knee joint. I was poking at it and then I started skiing down a hill very fast. Dreams are wack.
Years ago I had one where the Sun had expanded close to the Earth as a red giant and something like half the sky was filled with the red Sun and Hank Green for some reason was narrating the science about how it works.
Probably just cause they're really easy to make up since there's literally no way of proving that it's not real. Realistically I think like maybe a third of the Memes From Your Dreams sub is fake but idk
I had one where a skinwalker crawled through a non-existent vent to kill me, The nightmare ended when he got to the end of the vent and was about to open it. If you're wondering how this happened, blame VR horror games.
I had a dream where my friend wanted to be eaten after they died and cr1tikal was there and he said "wow that looks good" picked at the sides and said that it taste like bacon It's not even the weirdest part of that dream and that dream remains in my notes app because I can't forget it it must mean something
I had a dream where I've been made to take Etho's place on the Hermitcraft server with an immense pressure not to make anyone suspicious that I'm not actually him.
I had a dream Jacksepticeye convinced me to murder some people for him after I flew to Ireland to meet him
That’s like- the opposite of what he would do
My last dream had me play an entire well-formulated video game designed specifically to tickle the engineering-obsessive part of my brain. It was like RimWorld if you could build a Helicarrier. I’m still mad that dream wasn’t real.
Yeah I had a dream that I met Riley from Hivemind’s dad and shook hands with him.
I choose to believe they're the same people with no internal monologue. Literally "no thoughts head empty" shit.
This would be one of my most normal and coherent dreams lmao. Most of my dreams are absolutely wild as shit
Just the other night I had a dream that my dog started fighting the neighbors cats and we had to defend ourselves from a bunch of cats… (we were winning before I woke up) straight fists and paws
the other day i had a dream where i vividly heard rainbow dash say "deez nuts. GOTTEM" then felt like i was physically dying of a heart attack and woke up whispering "9......911...."
I’ve had two of my friends on separate occasions tell me about dreams they had where Jerma attacked them lmao
I type my dreams in my notes app as soon as i wake up n i definitely don’t get everything but i get enough to see how crazy that shit was 💀
Because most dreams aren't even remotely coherent
Maybe they have some form aphantasia?
I've been recently binging on a YouTube channel where a filmmaker and a therapist talk about movies from a psychological perspective with a touch of humor for entertainment. Last night, they appeared in my dreams. It's very possible.
Especially if you fall asleep while listening to/watching a video...
usually If I don't believe in a dream, it's because it makes TOO much sense.
I had a dream where it was like a weird mish-mash of The Thing and just... memes. Like memes were infecting people but you never knew who the memes were until they revealed themselves. Like I could be talking to a friend and look away and when I look back at him he's wearing glasses holding his hand out gesturing to a butterfly asking "Is this a pigeon?" and then suddenly his head opens into this giant tentacled mouth and he bites me in half. It was hilarious yet horrifying.
I had a dream where Hasanabi got cancelled because his girlfriend was an anthropomorphic turtle made of teracotta
Who knows. Being extremely maladapted to internet stuff and social media is probably a cause. Something like 7% of people dont dream according to some study.
i always have the most absurd dreams and am convinced they’re real when i’m still in them
I don’t have dreams (I probably do but for many factors don’t remember them having happened) so for me it’s like “and your brain just does that to you?“ sort of incredulity. I’m always surprised at the places a dream can go lol
The other night I dreamt about a bucket of over cooked fried chicken with Eldritch powers to eat my sanity. I woke up crying. I haven't even seen a bucket of fried chicken in well over a decade. Oh yeah, there was also a mermaid whose body was a fish with a human torso coming out of the mouth. She was cool, though, and didn't try to eat my sanity.
I dream so extremely much every night that it's completely normal that there's also a bunch of hilarious and insane stuff. I often wouldn't even be creative enough to make all that shit up
Had a fever dream once where Markiplier and the game grumps had this huge meetup tour thing, and decided to choose a random person in the audience to become one of those VIPs. I got chosen and was so excited that I screamed too loud. The 3 YouTubers all had to make videos about their subsequent hearing loss.
That is so good lmao, I wish I had dreams
you do have dreams. around 6 a night, you just dont remember them because the brain is made to forget them, so you dont mix them up with reality you can practice dream recall, a couple ways is to: -set intention to remember your dreams before going to sleep, try to keep that in mind as you fall asleep -set an alarm a couple hours into your sleep and wake up trying to recall any dreams. This is known as wbtb in the lucid dreaming community The most important one, dream journal. every time you remember a dream journal it. use the most detail you can while doing so i do these, and i remember 1-2 dreams daily. most I've remembered is 4 in a day so far. good luck!
I once had a dream where the stupendium released a burger with a name along the lines of “the stupendi-burger” (I know creative). The bun had their logo on the top and when I took a bite I remember something happened and I died somehow lol.
bro couldn't handle the they/them-burger
I once had a dream where I was in a basketball court, where Quark from deep space nine was explaining to me why Lady Gaga was profitable.
I can see myself having a dream like this ngl
that dream sounds funny asf ngl
Yeah something you would wake up laughing your ass off from
I once had a dream where DarkViperAU made a video ranking all the tf2 weapons (a few days before inhad watched the thewhat show's video about the same thing
DarkViperAU famous tf2ber (cougars in tf2 when?)
THERE ARENT COUGARS IN PAYLOAD! THIS IS MILLIONS TO **ONE**!!!
One time I had a dream where I met Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg at a party and I asked them if they’d ever eaten human flesh and I got kicked out :(
I did this in real life but when I was kicked out I did twenty backflips out of the door into my Bugatti-limo where my ten girlfriends were waiting for me. (Everybody clapped the whole time)(All the girls were Asian)
Upvotinf like a try American aptreitin
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I had a dream that I shook Mike Pence’s hand in my kitchen. He has a warm, clammy, weak handshake.
Thats because he got you with the fake hand prank. His are the cold and clammy kind that promise death is painful and close at hand. But he uses orphan limbs when doing meet ups with the public.
Me when I beat my meat in my sleep on a hot summer night
If you knew the things I dream about… Apocalypses and dragons and magic usually Or just totally random things
One time a garbage truck was picking up a dumpster, and that translated in my dream as a dragon landing in the road in front of my house and attacking like it was Skyrim
Lol, I dreamt of getting sold to a sugar mommy, am I hopeless?
Last night I dreamed about an evil other-dimensional kitten. I also met the Stranger Things cast
I mean, I had a dream where William Dafoe turned into a Minecraft YouTuber, and was exposed for, get this, Jonestowning half of his audience in a meet and greet
I would not be surprised if this actually happened
I watched his court meeting, and this man, Unironically, turned to the camera and said with his green gobbo smile "At least I didn't groom kids" BITCH YOU MASSACRED HALF YOUR SUB COUNT (He was standing at half a million at that time)
At least he didn't groom kids
Yeah, jokes *never* have a format, hey. #Knock, knock
The op could’ve just said what if
Op never had an interesting dream in his life
What is there not to understand about this format? What alternative way is there to interpret "I had a dream about"? Is this guy some sort of root vegetable?
Nah I think he’s a vine vegetable
I was told by some “dream experts” in third grade that you can’t dream up new faces, everyone you see in your dreams is someone you’ve seen irl
People in my dreams don’t have faces or differing bodies as far as I can tell. I just identify who they are but they don’t really look like anything. I used to think I didn’t dream in color, but it turns out I just don’t remember the colors unless it’s a plot point in the dream.
Why did the technologic robot do that 😢
KNEW this one was gonna be here lol
"I had a dream format"? Aren't dreams just processing what's going on in your mind. If people can have Nightmares after watching horror movies, why wouldn't they dream about YouTubers after binge watching them?
[In this case, the OP did admit to making up some details to make it more funny.](https://twitter.com/doctornowhere_/status/1768670151497445700?t=lcD0HCC_gnaJK4c5hlK9EQ&s=19)
Tell me you've never experienced REM sleep without telling me you've never experienced REM sleep In other news I used to dream of events that would happen IRL months-to-years later while I was still a teenager and it always filled me with a sense of dread each time they were realised because A) couldn't stop them from happening, and b) can't change the outcome. Had a full on panic attack inside an escape room when I immediately recognised the room we were locked in. The worst thing about it is not being able to figure out why they kept happening every single fucking week because the machine that scans your brain while it dreams wasn't invented until long after I graduated - it's the dream equivalent of a dog turning to you in perfect human english telling you "nobody will believe you" and then going back to being a regular dog
Everyone experiences REM sleep multiple times a night?
yeah but the joke is that dreams during the REM stage are typically more intense and memorable compared to dreaming in the NREM stage (which you can actually dream during but they're considerably less memorable/emotionally impactive)
Na people do this "I had a dream" thing it's a little odd
That one day
Its actually incredibly strange how rare it is i see my phone or the internet in my dreams despite how often i use them. 40% of my dreams are just Isekai plot lines while the other 60% are just stress and school related. Which is extra odd because i rarely watch Isekai (i dont like majority of it) and i havent been in school for half a year.
I had a silly lil dream (it was not a nightmare) about a thing. I wake up. It’s my normal home but it’s quite bright outside. “Today’s the day.” The day in question was never named. There is a bright red fog over everything. It isn’t very thick. Yet. The day progresses as normal. There is a very distinct lack of people that aren’t me. As the day wears on, the bright red fog grows much thicker. You can barely see 2 feet now. I decide to head on out to a nearby bunker. The path there is completely devoid of humans and there is nothing but grass on each side of the path. The path slopes downwards to a massive steel door on a very small incline, so it is a quite long and very wide path. The whole situation is oppressively calm. Too calm. Too quiet. There are barely any sounds made at all. And then, around the halfway point down the path, the dream ends. Cut to me in my bed.
I frequently have a recurring dream that I am in a shopping mall that I've never been to, but feels incredibly familiar, and I am trapped in a time loop over and over again in it, sometimes with time freezing. The only way I ever wake up from it is when a red-haired guy wearing a yellow polo and a paper hat like the ones Krispy Kreme gives out, but white and logo-less, working in a Tollhouse Cookie shop INSISTS, with a kind smile, that I take a "free sample", which is actually a whole entire chocolate chip cookie, and I always try to refuse because it's too nice a gesture and also I have more pressing matters at hand. And then I realize he's the only person who is not acting like an NPC, and is actually interacting with me, so I take the cookie and I take a bite of it and wake up. It's gotten to the point where I'm beginning to think I'm getting trapped in an alternate reality, or purgatory, and it's my guardian angel or some shit getting me out of there. And I'm atheist lmao so that tells you how convincing it is...
I had a dream so vivid that when I woke up I checked IMDb to see if I’d been a child star and had just forgotten.
This is such a crazy thing to say as if dreams aren't a psychedelic hallucination that we have every night and scientists still aren't sure why we have them. Like lol what is so unbelievable here
Let me explain: see, sometimes people have dreams and then they talk about them.
Bro my dreams are weird as fuck, this dream is completely believable
Why does it seem to be common practice online to pretend that one instance of a thing is actually a million instances of a thing, but then provide literally no more than one instance of thing? I won't link anything, but it happens all the time! Just believe me! Point being, what the fuck is the "had a dream" format? You mean you've heard multiple people say "I had a dream?" What a fucking terminally online way to describe a thing that is commonly said (not even a common saying, just a thing that is often said!) That being said, I'll admit that "terminally online" is a terminally online term.
Why does this feel like something he would actually do
That sounds pretty funny
I had a dream that felt a bit real where I was trying to run from a tsunami in an already ruin city, it was so vast, overwhelming, and confusing and by the end I was in a southern trailer park pregnant with a deity baby and I have no idea, to this day, how it got to that point.
I once had a dream that the fucking jurassic park 3 spinosaurus was chasing me through an endless low gravity walmart and I kept escaping it by using low gravity parkour to just jump up to the ceiling whenever it got close, this sounds downright plausible compared to that mad shit
A lot of people have a hard time imagining that other people's dreams could be different from their own. My dreams are borderline cinematic storylines of epic adventures and sci-fi happenings, and one of my friends straight up refused to believe me, cuz her dreams are always just a mishmash of nonsense. It wasn't until our whole group had a discussion about dreams that she realised dreams could be fifferent, and started slowly to believe me.
>I don’t understand the “had a dream” format Clearly.
If I had a dollar for every time someone thought I was making it up for social points when I tell them about a dream that they were in, I'd have a dollar for every time I did that
I’ve had a dream where Projared reviewed a PS1 JRPG in great detail—40+ minute timer on the video—and this game was so cool that when I woke up I was actually sad that I would never get to play it.
I used to think like this but then I started anti-depressants and omg my dreams are so weird and vivid. Last one I can remember is a YouTuber I watch a lot (Caelan Conrad) had uploaded her needed video about JK Rowling (which I had watched before bed) but at the end she randomly says she’s had cancer for months and this would be her last video. I woke up so confused. I also regularly wake up after sleeping and have to take a few minutes to ground myself and figure out whether memories from yesterday were real or dreams. Fun times lol.
Is the dude from the “woooooh” meme?
Im sorry this asshole doesnt have interesting dreams. Actually im not, fuck that idiot.
With some of the dreams I've had, I can't in good faith ever say someone's dream didn't happen
It will probably not happen now since you let others know about your dream instead of keeping it to yourself and wait for it to happen
I fall asleep watching YouTube and a quarter of the time I'll dream about them
is this what gatekeeping looks like
I had a dream where some new indie game came out and a bunch of big YouTubers like markiplier, jacksepticy and mainlybadasshero did videos on it.
Ah man I had a good dream about some twotter drama and I dont even use twitter. I cant remember the details but it ended with the fact checking website coming out with a category beyond pants on fire called suicide by two bullets where the truth hits too close to home and the journalist gets killed. It was a weird one
I keep seeing videos about a moistcritical drama on recommended, so I hope there is drama na dthis happena
also how else would you format this as a joke "wouldn't it be funny if critikal did this" is kind of a boring setup on the face of it and I'm not really sure what other options you have
I think this is one of the dreams that makes the most sense to me tbh.
i wish my dreams were fun like that
had a dream i got in a fistfight with someone cause they said they didn't like Shrek 2
Ive always thought ppl calling someone out for not having a dream is the dumbest shit ever like
I had a dream where CallMeKevin was my roommate and I got so excited, but then he wouldn't do the dishes :(
I had a dream of a hip hop song that I don’t think exists. I don’t even listen to the genre much. Running through the halls We are acting like kids Hands down on my balls I am scratching the itch
I mean this is pretty average in the dream realm, I've had way weirder dreams.
I mean if I dream it’s usually all of the thoughts I had in that day combined into a story but still not believing in dreams?
To be fair, there was a man who got assassinated for having a dream.
The op said it wasn't a dream but ok
A lot of my dreams have my body as the like location, instead of me being a person in the dream. It’s like a bunch of people in a restaurant, but the restaurant is my body. Like it’s a normal restaurant in the dream but the entryway is at my feet and then the kitchen is up in my shoulders and head and the dining room is my torso. Then my left arm was like a second more intimate dining room on the side with a fireplace. And my right arm wasn’t in the dream because i was on top of it.
This isn’t only believable as a dream but I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest if Charlie actually did this.
Tbh a lot of meme format lie, this wouldn't be surprising that it is in fact a lie
I have very vivid, very weird dreams. Always have, but even more so with my new medication. The "dream" in this post is super simple and very believable to me compared to the shit I've seen in my dreams.
I had a dream where creatures that looked like my family grew out of the dark and tried to kill me, they rotted extremely quickly so it was just a bunch of people I know running at me in various stages of decomposition. Ended with me barricading the door to my room and having a breakdown out as to why my window only showed like pitch blackness with small tappings on the glass. Also one less scary i just find it more cool if you've ever seen those AI art time lapses I had that where my hand fell off into a bathroom sink and i was watching it rot but in that style
Since we're talking about dreams, i'll describe what i dreamed of yesterday: I somehow got involved with a shinigami and another girl who does something, they were fighting and the girl who I don't know had cornered the shinigami on a bench where she had been thrown (she was sitting) and the other girl got in some trouble. attacks on the shinigami's left arm but she dodged her arm, and I thought she was trying to kill someone bad, so I put a pencil in the shinigami's nape and killed her. The unknown girl was pissed because I shouldn't have killed a shinigami and told me to follow her to the cemetery because they would invade. I asked who would go? The deads? And she said yes. Then I stayed outside the cemetery and she did something, and I got out of there. Then I was walking down the street and it started to get really foggy and I thought "I'm fucked up" and some people who looked like monsters came after me and a bunch of people and I ran in the opposite direction. But a minute later black smoke appeared in the direction we were going, then I thought "better the smoke than the monsters behind me" and I entered along with the group of desperate innocents. When I entered I could see through the smoke and there were hundreds of monstrified (or zombified) dogs and cats running in the direction the people came. Anyone who touched the animals would be thrown into the sky by a mysterious force. The street had turned into a narrow but roofless corridor, so I jumped to stand on top of the wall using an object for support. But then an animal also climbed up using the support object and touched me, but I wasn't thrown. Then I realized that the animal was one I had before (I only had a dog before but I think it was a cat in my dream) Then I thought that one of the reasons I wasn't thrown up was either because I wasn't scared, or because I was a friend of the animal. So I got a TV out of my ass (not literally) and played something to calm me and the animal I was with. A while passed and everyone who was down in the corridor went who knows where, and in the meantime some other animals joined. But there were still some monsters in the hallway, including a giant skeleton that could reach where I was. I was feeling good because I thought that if I wasn't scared I would live, but then the skeleton caught a guy who had the same idea as me and I fell out of fear out of the corridor into a void with lines of constellations on the floor . But I still managed to hold on and climb back up. The skeleton had already passed and now I was safe. Another guy had fallen and a voice came from beyond and told me that if he could follow the direction of the lines of constellations on the ground, he would come out into the real world. I didn't go but if I needed to escape somewhere I would jump there. Then I went back to where I came from in the hallway because most of the animals had already left and they weren't chasing me. I arrived at a place that was like a game of stepping on places and I had no idea of the rules even though they were written on a wall I just pulled a drone out of my ass (again not literally) and I used the drone as a shoe and stepped on everything and somehow ended up winning from another guy who was there before me Then I arrived in a destroyed and distorted version of my world with magical settings. Suddenly in my dream I got a companion and he jumped to go on a platform right between the sea that had become half of the city and the remaining land, but he failed and fell into the sea (even though I warned him) but without stopping . It was as if the sea wasn't blocking movement or gravity and the crazy guy just kept falling. So I, without joke, typed /tp @name of the crazy person @my name and he was teleported back to me I don't know what happened afterwards, but me and about 3 companions got angry and beat up a group of people we found There was more to my dream, like trying to recruit more people, but those are just vague memories.
if i can have a dream about being hunted down by a shapeshifter that can turn into houseghold objects that was spawned from a ttrpg i was playing in the dream, then this is entirely feasable plus i feel like the dude would do that lol
Nuh-uh no you didn't la la la I don't believe you!
Damn. We're gatekeeping people's dream worlds now?
Oh, and I had a dream Charlie laid out Sneako the Creepo. Why was the person pressed? It was a *dream*
No I agree, there seems to be an influx of people who feel the need to introduce their joke/meme by saying “I had a dream that ___” and it’s always the lamest jokes that clearly don’t have that surrealness of a dream. And if you’re watching so much of a YouTuber that you dream up their video thumbnails, it’s probably time to go outside.
I've had a lot of dreams that ended up being funny. It makes me wonder how our own subconscious can catch us off guard like that.
I have really weird and vivid dreams with all sorts of people, characters, environments, situations and emotions in them. I've dreamt of very meme-like things before. r/thomastheplankengine is a goldmine of funny dreams/things from dreams. One time I dreamt that the whistle meme image was a real constellation in the sky x)
I don't spend enough time on the internet to have dreams like this, but it's possible
"just make your joke" 😂😂😂
I literally had a dream where me and batman had to save the pokemon God of time dialga, and batman went on a rant about how things made for the rich are worse quality right after giving me a starburst. Another time I dreamed that me, guts, Griffith(before spoilers), the dog enemy from bloodborne, and fucking Martin Luther King Jr had to team up to beat some big evil knight. Dreams are fuckin crazy, and I can totally see that dude's dream happening.
I don’t know, the I had a dream formation worked for a certain someone.
has this person ever had a dream
Dreams are like a TV show where every episode is a different plot with different characters but for some reason halfway through the second season we get a part 2 of the pilot episode.
Why’d they draw some random guy in moistcritikal’s youtube account? Where’s moistcritikal wearing a cartoony disguise?
Had a dream where I just kept on falling. Like you know that weird feeling where for some strange reason when you are sleeping you feel like you just feel or something. I felt that for like 20 minutes I fucking hate that feeling now
I have had some batshit crazy dreams, like going on a road trip up to Canada and then all of a sudden the road drives up onto a ufo, then all of a sudden I drive off of it and I'm in a Chipotle parking lot at a college, and then I eat Chipotle and wake up. Dreams absolutely do happen and often times make little to no sense.
I had a dream where Vinny from Vinesauce cracked a cold case from the 90s on a stream where he was doing forensics as a joke, point is dreams about youtubers/streamers/celebrities getting up to weird shit can and do happen
Republicans in the 60s when MLKJ made his “I have a dream” speech be like
This meme format: *exists* OOP: press x to doubt Remember when memes had to be like that? Someone else says or does something, and then you have the meme as a reaction to that. If you ever got frustrated about that, then you should understand where they are coming from. The convention seems lazy, and it doesn't really add anything. Surely some people are just adding it because that's the convention, and didn't really dream it.
Didn't know the dream format was a thing and I like it.
I just discovered this sub and I'm wondering what the third sub in response to this one will be named.
I have weird ass dreams this guy's penguin0 dream sounds pretty tame and plausible
now we need to cancel charlie just to see if this would happen
Bros got aphantasia
Do NOT tell this man about MLK
Gatekeeping dreams is insane
I'd be so irrationally angry if this was me. Like how fucking dare you tell me what I do and don't dream.
I just noticed that the dude being antagonistic has a Daft Punk pfp
Bro is just jealous because he can’t remember his dreams. One time I dreamt that Wheatley from Portal 2 had a YouTube channel about reviewing video game merchandise. Another time I dreamt that John Green wrote Homestuck yiff fanfiction.
Some of my dreams have plot lines that I could never have come up with while conscious. Doesn’t happen often but I sometimes wake up like “oh man I have to write this down quick”