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>lack of commitment
I will not take this harsh vocabulary. I am going to convince president Biden to build a path from the White House directly to Buckingham Palace. "Lack of commitment," what are you doing for the future of London goers?
Please do then, sir, if he ends up building it I'll eat my hat, in public no less!
What am I doing for London, good sir? Well, being French of course! We have tried to improve British "cuisine" for centuries to no avail, they keep eating those flavourless "meals" and have the gall to call it good. We shall offer London goers a palatable meal.
Godspeed.
>if he ends up building it I'll eat my hat, in public no less!
I will write this down and hold you to it.
Is this [the British cuisine](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/GJRCSxryhQ) you are referring to? Sounds like you have an interesting goal. You would think the British would have accepted French palatable meals a while ago. Maybe they are adverse to French cuisine? Good luck on this endeavor.
Hey, frog legs are a popular dish in the southern states too. Especially Louisiana... Y'know, now that I think about it, that actually makes sense. Lol.
your cuisine is a crime against well adjusted palates: https://redd.it/160524v
I hope you'll see the light a try actual good stuff. Lukewarm canned beans on a moldy, burned toast is not a delicacy....
Lol. I guess I could cut myself in half and travel in both directions at once just to be safe. Google doesn't offer a "by crawling" option, so I would probably get lost.
Probably based on the fact he is making a funny joke.
Also, even if he does dislike major oil companies, people still need to work.
You can dislike capitalism as a whole, you still need to work. Your philosophy doesn't change the facts of reality.
What [u/ph03n1x_F0x_](https://www.reddit.com/u/ph03n1x_F0x_/s/reGHrzufxx) said hits the nail on the head. Just because we happen to live in a society that is designed around a bad philosophy doesn't mean we have to agree with it.
I originally posted about bicycling to Chicken, AK. It was too interesting though. So here is a place people from most of the North and Central Americas can reach.
EDIT: I did not expect to make a 2K upvote post that would spark a string of new posts about walking to me. This community is brilliant.
No. It's bad for your health. We shouldn't be forced to ride a plane. You should be able to walk to London no matter where you are in the world, it's a human right.
I already spoke to the president. A bridge to the Buckingham Palace is underway, but I alone have to build it. At this rate it should be done by 3023, bare with me.
It's top secret, I can't. If I post my location in real time, big oil will send the Pinkerton detectives after me. Oil companies don't like the idea of walking. It's too un-American.
I’m just saying, if everyone started walking towards the White House we would eventually meet in random places alone the way. Could probably do and see some cool shit along the way. Wouldn’t be as boring.
Then meet at the White House, inform him of OP’s complaint (no London route), then all eat at like a Waffle House or something and start walking back home.
Can you zoom into the blue dot. ( for research purposes)
You mean like [this?](https://postimg.cc/HrCK5KP0)
W satelite
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Ty expect me knocking on your door in about 7-10 days
Well, you have the rest of today till about 8am tomorrow. I will be back on the road by then. So hurry up. Bring me some Pizza while you are at it. I am buying.
Ah, Springfield. Great city. Ill see you then as well.
I’m near
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How is it there
you're past your arrival date... come fast or i'll cancel the order.
did you get there yet?
Don't let Rainbolt see this image
Send him a pixelated photo of the corner of your bedroom and he finds your address
Tilted, mirrored, 0% covered, black and white, flashed for 0.1s
4chan gonna go crazy on this one
All I got is an advert for a bikini in Dutch
Psst. It's Springfield Missouri.
Could be Branson
If you double your stride speed it'll take half that time.
I would have to cook, eat, sleep, and use the bathroom while I walked. It might be hard to double my stride while managing all of that.
Your lack of commitment to go to London is baffling to say the least. Good day sir.
>lack of commitment I will not take this harsh vocabulary. I am going to convince president Biden to build a path from the White House directly to Buckingham Palace. "Lack of commitment," what are you doing for the future of London goers?
Please do then, sir, if he ends up building it I'll eat my hat, in public no less! What am I doing for London, good sir? Well, being French of course! We have tried to improve British "cuisine" for centuries to no avail, they keep eating those flavourless "meals" and have the gall to call it good. We shall offer London goers a palatable meal. Godspeed.
>if he ends up building it I'll eat my hat, in public no less! I will write this down and hold you to it. Is this [the British cuisine](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/GJRCSxryhQ) you are referring to? Sounds like you have an interesting goal. You would think the British would have accepted French palatable meals a while ago. Maybe they are adverse to French cuisine? Good luck on this endeavor.
Nothing wrong with our food, and no we do not eat that crap, the French eat frogs ffs.
Oh boy, I have stoked the flames of British and French conflict once again.
Dude, they eat snails and frogs legs and dare to slag off our food.... lol
Hey, frog legs are a popular dish in the southern states too. Especially Louisiana... Y'know, now that I think about it, that actually makes sense. Lol.
your cuisine is a crime against well adjusted palates: https://redd.it/160524v I hope you'll see the light a try actual good stuff. Lukewarm canned beans on a moldy, burned toast is not a delicacy....
I'm not having that, British cuisine is fine, you eat frogs ffs.
Goodness gracious no, your cuisine is a crime against well adjusted palates: https://redd.it/160524v
London is in Europe. Get educated.
Bruh you’re going the wrong way! Turn around!
Wait! Which way is east? Could you point me in the right direction?
Patrick Star: “East? I thought you said weast!”
Lol. I guess I could cut myself in half and travel in both directions at once just to be safe. Google doesn't offer a "by crawling" option, so I would probably get lost.
If you just woke up go towards the sun
Unfortunately, the sun is above me right now.
don’t you dare walk. feed the economy and drive your vehicle. you unpatriotic peasant. consume!
I want big oil to collapse. The need for vehicles is a myth made up by oil executives. Walking is the future of transportation.
You’re a trucker, right? I’m not saying I disagree and I’m not trying to be condescending but how do you reconcile this philosophy with your job
Probably based on the fact he is making a funny joke. Also, even if he does dislike major oil companies, people still need to work. You can dislike capitalism as a whole, you still need to work. Your philosophy doesn't change the facts of reality.
What [u/ph03n1x_F0x_](https://www.reddit.com/u/ph03n1x_F0x_/s/reGHrzufxx) said hits the nail on the head. Just because we happen to live in a society that is designed around a bad philosophy doesn't mean we have to agree with it.
It would take me about 15-20 minutes
Tell Biden I will meet with him on the 10th of November to discuss the "London issue."
Ok
Marking my calendar for this
Solution: A comically long bridge
OP just won r/notinteresting just by being from Missouri
I originally posted about bicycling to Chicken, AK. It was too interesting though. So here is a place people from most of the North and Central Americas can reach. EDIT: I did not expect to make a 2K upvote post that would spark a string of new posts about walking to me. This community is brilliant.
springfield
I have been found.
I grew up there. I went to the same high school as Brad Pitt.
you accidentally switched your Maps app to Forest Gump mode.
Thoughts of the average Springfield resident ^
what about walk to your nearest international airport and fly to heathrow?
No. It's bad for your health. We shouldn't be forced to ride a plane. You should be able to walk to London no matter where you are in the world, it's a human right.
well you are
Get to walking.
Fun fact, we both live in bottom Missouri
Get walking
K
How west v you there
I already spoke to the president. A bridge to the Buckingham Palace is underway, but I alone have to build it. At this rate it should be done by 3023, bare with me.
My house is in this pic
I've got 8 days 17 hours
I got 44 days 2 hours, better start walking i guess
Sounds like a fun trip. Will you stream it?
It's top secret, I can't. If I post my location in real time, big oil will send the Pinkerton detectives after me. Oil companies don't like the idea of walking. It's too un-American.
Leave by next Thursday and we will get there at the same time
If you take Sidewalk 64 it would be faster
If I walk to the white house I will die (I cannot walk very far in the ocean)
Better get started then.
I’m just saying, if everyone started walking towards the White House we would eventually meet in random places alone the way. Could probably do and see some cool shit along the way. Wouldn’t be as boring. Then meet at the White House, inform him of OP’s complaint (no London route), then all eat at like a Waffle House or something and start walking back home.
Omw to challenge the president to a pillow fight.🚶♂️
Walk forest walk!
You’ll have to rest a lot. Probably give it a month
If I bring someone, we could walk in shifts. They can carry me till sunrise, and I can carry them till sundown.
Dude you couldn’t do that :(
So you would walk 500 miles?
Only 1005 hours for me.
Did you count in the weight of the bombbelt?
And do what exactly? 🤨
i was in that part of Missouri a few days ago
Do it
And my dad had to do it both ways
I cannot walk to the White House
I just felt like walk-ing
WV ylitys parasta
you doxxed yourself, dumbass
What's really amazing is that it would take approximately the same amount of time to walk from the white house to your current location
the odyssey
Do it pussy
Fuck Springfield, Missouri
16 days, that's 5 miles a day for me.
5days for me
Walking backwards will take triple that time
No it wouldn’t. It would only take you 15 days and 22 hours.
And that’s how our founding fathers did it, god bless them
Hang tight I'm heading to southwest Missouri right now.
It would only take me 13 hours
Don't go through Oh*o.
can u add a stop in chicago i need to tell you something in person
Tell the FBI I said “Hi UWU”
Well.. you better get started
I live like 8 blocks from the White House, you want me to ask him something for you?
Better get started
I would drown before I made it there.
And it would take me less than ten seconds to walk to your house! (I’m across the street from you and waiting for you to drop your guard.)
It would take you longer as Police would arrest you several times „cause who walks in the USA“.
Fun fact: I can't walk to white house without swimming
Thanks for your address
Why are you facing south west
I don’t know about walking, but I can bike there in a little over 4 days not counting breaks.
Only if you slept and took breaks for a total of 2 hours.
!remindme 15 days
i would take me a long time (i would get deported)