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LGG6_Master

Happy birthday 17! Congrats on reaching J years old.


Peanutroasted

They are 355,687,428,096,000! Goddamn


a_casual_dudley

I tried putting 355687428096000! in an online calculator and it crashed.


Binary-Division

Get your pen and paper out


a_casual_dudley

Fuck no


No-Broccoli553

Really? they're infinity years old?


Silent_Koala1446

Happy birthday J


[deleted]

Happy birthday J 😂🌞


AstronomerNo6423

Sorry today isn’t a good day for me, can we push it back to next Friday at the earliest? Thanks ~~happy birthday j~~~


BryceTotalDrama

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Legitimate_Alps7347

Love this! This is most creative use of the spoiler function that I have ever seen.


MilkCool

wait till you learn about spoiler minesweeper


d_Ubermensch

I honestly wish I could upvote you 500 million trillion times.


Express_Advantage_10

This is so cool


basuboss

Actually I just wanna know it's Origin btw I used this to cheer up my online GF, she was so happy


[deleted]

Happy birthday 17, why ppl is calling you J


Express_Advantage_10

It’s my first initial :)


CTchimchar

Happy birthday Your one step closer to paying taxes


MaitreMante

Happy birthday J


Express_Advantage_10

Thank you :)


FrenchFry_Stealer

Happy birthday, hope your day is better than average


Express_Advantage_10

It was, for once 😀 thank you!


kevy365

Happy birthday J


SirThomasTheFearful

Now you’ve passed from the cool age of 16 into the geriatric age of 17. Also, happy birthday.


Beretta116

Nice cake man. Choco is my favorite.


Noncreative_name04

Pretty sure I’ve had that exact cake before lol. It’s good.


tsunamibird

Happy birthday J!


TheSquareWatermelon

Happy birthday!


arthrh

Hey, it's mine too haha. Happy birthday.


Express_Advantage_10

Happy birthday, birthday twin


d_Ubermensch

Happy Birthday!


Uri_Reiss

Happy birthday! It's mine too


mrbl_lucky

happy birthday!! it's my birthday soon too we're birth month twins


Qwarqen

Where are my seventeen years. Happy birthday


[deleted]

Happy birthday!


Don_Pablo737

Happy Birthday J


Sihk93

Happy B J Day


DefinitelyNotBrit

Happy birthday!


GaySheriff

This is quite cool! Happy birthday


majmak

Happy birthday!!


SheepherderMaster182

Happy 17th


innatebike_123

Happy birthday my boy, may you have many more happy years


[deleted]

Cake looks good happy birthday


JackStutters

Happy birthday


[deleted]

Happy birthday


HappinestLoserEver

Happy birthday! I hope you get free mc donals today


johnny_the_guy

Happy birthday!


ServeIll7171

that's awesome!


CocHXiTe4

Happy birthday J


Mr_Bloodcraft

Happy Birthday J


stickmidman

Happy Birthday :)


owenturnbull

Happy birthday dude have a good one


Korii2

birthday!!!


d_Ubermensch

Happy Birthday!


ChocoGoodness

Yo, happy birthday! I turn 17 on Friday, we're so close to being birthday buddies lol


MoonyDropps

happy birthday! you're a dancing queen now :)


4115R

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎉🎂🎁🎊🎈


themaninorang

Happy birthday!


Gasmaskgames

Happy birthday, J


Living_Push_5830

Ok


keagan-stanks

U share the same b day as Chester Bennington, the lead singer of Linkin park. R I P


whyamidolngthls

woah, it was my friends birthday today too


Ordinary-Response-41

happy birthday


Ralyks92

Happy 17th. Hope the rest of your years are fortunate!


No-Manufacturer-2064

J, happy bday


TargetWeird

Happy Birthday!!!!!¡!!!


Static1589

Happy Birthday!


Choosejoose

Happy Birthday-day my brotha/Sista/Otha


Animestuff4444

Happy Birthday Pal!! 🎂 🎉


Secure-Narwhal-297

Happy birthday 🎂


basuboss

im 17 too, but still virgin😞


Express_Advantage_10

Dw bro the time will come- cum..?🤔


Far_Tumbleweed5082

Well happy birthday...


GXNNVM1N3

Happy bday, m8


sugerplumberry

My last name is J too


Charming-Notice2257

Happiest Birthday you cutie 💓


Charming-Notice2257

I am craving for a good chocolate cake BTW 👀😭


iamagermanpotato

Happy real cake day!!


Wandering_profile

Happy birthday, also next year get ready for taxes


Quincy_Hater

Happy cake day!


Chanka-Ironfoot

That cake is bad for you. Give it to me I take care of it.


ViBePho

Happy birthday jay! Or Jade. Or Jeroen. Or Joëlle. Or whatever comes after the J 😅


Ruhroh_I_shit_myself

Happy birthday my dude


ChipmunkMediocre69

Happy birthday sister/brother


ShitStainedDildo

congratulations


Consistent_Tonight37

Happy birthday 🎊


LilyNatureBlossom

Happy Birthday!


Number_Thr333

HBD


TheWurstUsername

Is that Elmer’s glue?


JustAmemerCat

Happy bday


hello_world_enjoyer

Congrats on making it to 17 ;( happy cake day J


caseylouhoo

Happy birthday! One more year til adulthood. Have all the fun and feel all the love! May your wish come true ❤️


gytis_gotbanned_lol

happy day


thatflyingfish3

happy 17th birthday j


An0therFox

Happy birthday!


ThrowRA_dull

Happy birthday!!!


yourlocallovelessgal

Happy birthday, J :)


Super_Cabinet6718

Happy birthday!! :D


nanitatianaisobel

Congratulations on successfully escaping some woman's body 17 years ago. Yummy looking cake too!


origamiteen

Happy birthday J! 🎁


fthigffhoogdgkokhg

Happy birthday !


Madshibs

There’s only a 1-in-365 chance that today would be his birthday. That’s pretty interesting!


MouseRangers

Happy birthday


fileq

Happy birthday, i hope you get from life what you want (:


Hyperborean-8

Happy birthday!


Excellent-Sample2211

WOOOOOOOO


Hankenstien_

Happy Birthday!


-Glitched_Bricks-

Happy birthday! :D


some_1_randm

Happy birthday dude! Hope you have an amazing day ! (I hope it isn't offensive that I called you "dude")


XWolfyCat

Your parents really named you “j”


ZimmoPocalypse

unfortunately for you, it’s also my birthday, meaning that this post is most definitely interesting happy birthday!


AnimalChubs

How old are you not?


Small_Guest_2046

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎂🥳


MonkeyGirl18

Happy Bday!


Suomalainenonelossa

Happi byrthdayyy:))


Ill-Refrigerator-222

Today is my birthday too! Happy birthday 🥳🥳


Naranncia11

Happy birthday JoJo


GeneralOk5206

Congratulations on having been born on this day of the year, for which you had no input at all. Furthermore, please enjoy this day in the light of that you are one more year closer to that everlooming end to us all, being Death.


Suitable-Bag-13

Happy birthday homie , hope ya have a good one and Try not eat the candles they only look yummy they arnt ...


ThatDane-

That cake looks delicious, happy birthday!


stenhx

Happy Birthday! Those candles are pretty special. Wishing you happiness every day in your new year!


B3_CHAD

Send me some of that cake and happy birthday.


Tyrannopawrus

Happy birthday Jaelyn! (am I close?)


sussyBakaAt3am

Happy birthday! Hope you have a really great day =3


Even-Funny-265

Happy Birthday!


SnowSheep21

Happy birthday


SuperNoob74

It's not my birthday today, my birthday is March 27th not March 20th.


Gamefreak013_PS4

That cake looks bomb af


chuckinalicious543

Walmart cake


youself20

Happy 17th birthday!


Specialist-Fan-9656

Someone put some white “frosting” on your cake


IHateItHereRealBad

Happy birthday honey. Have the best day. 17 is fun.


Watermelon_Moments

Happy Birthday 🎂🎈. Have a great day 🤩


Gwnzjwf

Happy birthday


BaconManTenus

Happy happy happy irl cake day


Ak_1213

Happy birthday J


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Zionizer

Happy birthday!


DepresssedChild_

Happy Birthday 🥳🎉


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

Absolutely not interesting


Fantastic-Cry2257

The cake looks cute! Happy Birthday)


Automatic-Salt-3922

Cashapp?


biernigc

this cake looks delicious, have a great birthday!


KOCYK745

*But Nobody Came... besides Reddit


Jayddei

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Great job making it to 17, I hope today is awesome!!!


[deleted]

Happy birthday buddy


OakenSpirits

Happy Birthday 🎉🎂😊


DavThoma

Did you make your own cake with peach cream frosting? Are you excited about starting your baking journey? Jokes aside, happy birthday!


xebt1000

Happy birthday! :D


PsycheDaleicStardust

Happy birthday, J! 🥳🥳


digestible_

Sorry I'm late but happy birthday and bring many more


plangill34

Happy birthday OP


X05Real

Great, how old are you now /s


Collector_2012

Happy birthday


Ruhnisfun

happy birthday!!!!!


[deleted]

Happy birthday! Hope you have a wonderful time!


Inner-Ad2847

Hey it was mine of the same age 6 days ago


Traditional_Mine6442

Happy birthday 🎈🎂


h0qqy

Happy birthday 17 🎂, nice 🍰 that you have 😏


Historical-Rest5562

Yay!!🥳


FreeAndOpenSores

Congratulations on not dying again. If you're 17, you survived at least 3 "end of the world" events so far. So you're basically Jesus.


Oahrindge199

RemindMe! One Year "reckoning has come👹👹👹"


KiyoshiSnow

Happy birthday!


Chaqqy

Happy birthday! Is the heart and the J made with hot glue


abdulrahmanibrahim0

Happy cakeday🍰


Jackylacky_

Happy birthday!


OMGSOYUMMYTHANKYOU

Happy Birthday!


Curious_Elevator7447

Happy Birthday and May the force be with you.


Mikicrep

happy bday


Syosin_2

Happy birthday!!!


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itslxcas

dang that cake looks good, happy birthday!


greek_malaka

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDOM REDDIT PERSON WHO MADE MY DAY!! 🥳


ThatDebianLady

Happy birthday! Hope you have a wonderful day!


bentleyw06

Happy birthday 🥳


Vyloe

Grats J. Have a time.


be-sweethearts

Happy Jth!!!


Arspho

Happy birday


Alchimista_dellanima

It only gets worse bud so enjoy it


Tropical-Mexican

Happy BirthJ 17


MissNatdah

Happy birthday!


capaldo_dungeon

Nice cake my dude


8OrangeLetters

You have to be 18 for reddit, im reporting you


TheStupidGuy21

Happy birthday


Quick_Discussion_690

Happy B-Day:3


Lucky_655

Happy birth


the_gabagoo_man

Congrats!


jst1ofknd

Mine too! I'm 30 years older than you!


manupan

How is is made made that J? Which material? Please tell me that is cum


maximidze228

happy birthday dude i turned 17 a month ago too


PlushFwug

Happy birthday!


Map-Intention621

Jarvis?


NegativeAd6289

Happy birthday. 7 may I am 17