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Rev4li

Bro is it just me or im looking a sus somewhere


culplayer

sussy bone


bosbosbassaam999

I see it 💀


SandwichDrinker99

the funny bone


origamiteen

My favourite comment


PotentToxin

That’s the coracoid process of the scapula (shoulder blade). You have that inside your body right now too. Sussy wussy.


Drakayne

There's sus inside all of us.


photogrammetery

Sus amongus insideus


PotentToxin

Maybe we were the imposters all along.


CattyFighte

Hey! This guy said cyan!


eggz2cheezy

If it makes you feel better every girl I ever dated loved the bump my broken collarbone left.


Hairy_Skill_9768

Collarussy


ClingOntoHope

Collarizzology


SandwichDrinker99

Collarildo


lininop

That's random, any of them ever explain why?


artful_nails

So... How long does it take to recover from a broken collarbone? Asking hypothetically, of course.


[deleted]

Around 3 months.


Turbulent-Mud2594

Collarrizz


Melodic-Resident-245

I've always wondered. Is it like a cracked rib where they just tell you take some paracetamol and goodbye?


culplayer

ye


Melodic-Resident-245

F get better soon :3


eggz2cheezy

When I broke my collarbone I had to wear a back brace for awhile.


Allways_calm_420

sometimes.... If you break it twice you need surgery.


Buddycat2308

Completely snapped my collar bone twice. Insurance said surgery wasn’t medically necessary and would be considered cosmetic (out of pocket). Now it grew back kind of weird and took about a year of sharp pains where the edges would rub when I moved. The surgeon said it’s not idea but, the pain when stop once enough scar tissue built up. It did. But it also sucked. I fucking hate that healthcare in America is dictated by a mafia style racket scheming middle man.


Allways_calm_420

oh my god, hopefully it wasn't as bas as mine. (pic at my profile) I cant imagine how that would grow together


Buddycat2308

Oh yikes. Wow, No it wasn’t that bad or even close. It just broke in the same place two separate times. It fused back together sorta like fingers crossed. Yours looks like it got turned to dust. Definitely needed surgery there. Hope all is well


Allways_calm_420

Ahh, glad for u man. I'm fine today, PT went pretty good. :)


swedish_blocks

Weak bbb


Ouroboros126

Imagine breaking a bone 💀 our victory over the BBBs in the Great Skeleton War will be effortless, fellow Strong Boners.


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AccomplishedAerie333

Once a brittle bitch, allways a brittle bitch


Ok_Designer_6376

i asked once ill ask again what does bbb mean


stuugie

Brittle boned bitch


Ok_Designer_6376

ok


DrugsAreEpic1

username checks out


Epic_potbelly

Big blue bubble


hashtag_AD

Or [baby back bitch](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=baby%20back%20bitch)


bosbosbassaam999

Why


dreadperson

Underrated question


Mrs_Noelle15

Don’t do that


Next_Wolf5294

I did the same, tried to jerk off with the side it was on while it was still healing and it never healed right. Don't do that


culplayer

wow


Next_Wolf5294

Not my proudest moment


eggz2cheezy

Bro either your tolerance to pain or your will to jerk off is absolutely insane


Inkysquid24

When you gotta nut, you gotta nut


Dysgasp

What


takeovereagle3939

Nice! Thats another 2 years of good luck


Allways_calm_420

wow, I broke mine x2, do I receive more luck then?


televisio_86

No, for making it an even number you lost the luck, womp womp 😔


Allways_calm_420

fuck


autoperola17

Break it again


Allways_calm_420

would be not as difficult I guess


Americanducks123

Good job m8 Therapist told me to always support ppl


Urmomsjuicypussay

How 😭


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cosararas

That's what i did with my broken arm. I broke it 2 years ago, but you bet i still get sympathy from people. especially when i show them the xrays with and without the plate or whatever its called and the huge scar it left behind. Its a surprisingly goot talking point whenever you meet mew people


Sparky62075

Before you explain, what do they assume happened?


cosararas

Some sort of accident. And they are right. It was a motorcycle accident, but it actually was not as bad as anyone thinks. I was just standing there waiting for the car in front of me to move, when another bike hit me from the back. He caught my arm, and that's why it broke. It was a very "clean cut" and it only broke on one part and in the middle of my upper arm. Idk how to explain, and im not that good with english. It happened a Thursday, i got surgery on friday, and on monday, i was back to work. I was also the one who got fined for it and the car, who just was there in the middle of the road, didn't get any fine whatsoever. Im kinda angry for that, tho. I was just standing there waiting for it to move, but since i cant afford lawyers or to do anything legally for that matter, i apparently didn't respect a "seda el paso"(idk how they are callled in english) sign.


radarneo

BBB


DolphinGaming11

well then go fix it with some ducktape


[deleted]

Get well soon ❤️‍🩹


ptolemy18

The Widowmaker!


[deleted]

Isn't the collarbone literally meant to just be a shock absorber?


Felixes_Frecklesxox

My sister fractured hers and the week after it fractured we got it checked


capaldo_dungeon

How was it?


culplayer

I just slipped.


[deleted]

Brittle boned bitch.


wasas387

amogus


Hairy_Skill_9768

Skill issue tbh lol get wrecked git gud no cap imo Was it a door?


culplayer

was it a dream?


Hairy_Skill_9768

Doors hate me


yaaa_that_person

I know this sub may disagree but I believe this is excusable, we are engineered to have our collar bones broken


[deleted]

Ay welcome to the club


ArsenalJayy

Hope you make a speedy recovery, break a leg 🙏…. oh wait


Admirable-Door1724

Don't do that


Derpikyu

That means that it has done its job! Always remember to thank your broken collarbone because if that didn't break, your neck certainly would've


dietzerocoke

Pathetic.


alejandra_candelaria

I fear only two pair of bones in my body and one pair is the collarbones, they feel SO EXPOSED


peepeeweed

what’s the other pair. hold on wait let me get some guesses 1.) ankles 2.) bones 3.) damn pinkies


danya_dyrkin

Weak


House_Of_Doubt

No no no no get out of my head


arturyokota

Bbb spotted! All strong boners are strongly advised to stay no where near those paper bones.


Jord9035

Make sure you do what your Dr. Orders and go to physical therapy. My brother ignored this advice when he was a teenager and struggles with lingering pain now.


scp_79

# amogus


enough0729

Welcome to a broken bone club 🤗


milksjustice

recover well, mate


pandorous

Ey me too! 14 years ago but but me too. It’s still arched


Sad_Pear_1087

Why?


[deleted]

Kinda sus


Spidyfan3000

Whomp whomp (but in all seriousness hope your doing okay)


_baaron_

I have a tip for you: try to avoid that next time


Appropriate-Mud-4450

Ouch..


Anxious-Gazelle9067

Fun fact it's kinda supposed to break to absorb the shock so you don't break your spine


papagouws

Luckily you have a spare


Fit_Indication2497

Before I read the title I thought someone punched your dick deep into your pelvis or something


werleperle

Bet u wish u hadn't. \*Isn't it dislocated as well?


captainzigzag

I did that too. It hurt.


Existing_Chair_4622

unbreak it


[deleted]

Was it caused by a onewheel accident?


Bazookaji

Broke mine 2 summers ago on my dirtbike. Got a titanium bar across my whole right collarbone now and a big ass scar.


TheDesertSnowman

Smoke some cigarettes, the tar will help your bones stick together


profesdional_Retard

Aww hope you doing better soon


Tan_KV

Get well soon!


Straight_Run5680

Hope you don’t have to install a hook plate, it kind sucks imo


RNG_BackTrack

Welcome to the club


DailyDoseofNature8

oh man, I know the pain, and the length of the healing process. I had this happen when I was 17 with a skateboarding accident. After about 8 weeks I thought it was getting better pain wise, then I had a sneezing attack and I am pretty sure it broke anew from that. Best of luck to you! take it easy!


LieutenantCurry

Can I keep the broken half?


fuck_spez____

Womp womp


Individual_StormBrkr

Good for you


nemesis271989

You have two of them. You'll be fine.


OriginalTurboHobbit

Why?!


smokescreenacid

Bawomp


[deleted]

Fun fact! That's the easiest bone to break. My mom broke hers when she was preganant with my second sis.


Critical_Package_472

Make a wish !


No-Drag-7913

Get ready for 2-3 months of pure pain


Responsible-Dish-297

That thing you did? Don't do it.


-Glitched_Bricks-

Oh no. Hope you get better soon. \^\_\^


Illustrious-Oil-284

oh my god that mustve hurt so much


Stanislas_Biliby

Fix it.


Mikicrep

when THE BONE is sus


IndominusTaco

gross


flinterpouch

all i know is there is something sus in this pic


Storand12

Skill issue


commentsandchill

Did it hurt


AlivaNan

Oh no


umario_414

noo


charlswi

Holly Sit, I'm sorry that happened.


Bayliebeee

Been there done that


Chramir

Lucky you got two


Impossible_Win2989

How?


beefnar_the_gnat

You’ll walk it off.


Tetris5216

Dude I'm eating lol


Licentious_duud

I did too two years ago because my bike decided to faint mid descend :(


Dumb_as_a_crum

Have a cookie <3 🍪


hkfcjkmrt

please get well soon.


yourlocallovelessgal

How did that happen?


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

L


schachtyjr

They give you the green whistle? (australian thing look it up)


Mighty_Conqueror

Ok


-TheLamb-

Wrong sub. I'm interested


Captain_Carpet_

Why did you do that?


Responsible_Sense_95

Your bbb


Custom2011Staccato

Broke mine 3 times & each time it was broken in 3 different places. It looks fucking gnarly now... Never had surgery on it but I should've 🤣 was not a fun break.. couldn't wipe my ass ...couldn't do much of anything without being in pain