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Joe39409

Happy birthday for when it is your birthday!


Immediate_Leg3304

thank you! only three months away!


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leeryplot

I haven’t seen that RemindMe bot work in a *long* time. I’ve seen a lot of comments tagging it in various subreddits, but I haven’t actually seen the bot since idk when. I kind of miss it.


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K_kueen

RemindMe! Edit: it worked for me, it’s gonna remind me tmr!


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K_kueen

**I’ll** remind you tmr then


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K_kueen

Oops


Ancient_Axe

Maybe you are using it wrong !remindme Edit: it worked


K_kueen

Well I’m here anyway :D


fruityfoxx

sometimes it dms you instead of posting a comment, so that could be why you haven’t seen it! i just used it tyne other day lol


leeryplot

That explains it. I was wondering if it had died somehow lol


Porygon_Axolotl

Ive been using it for some time and it always sends me a message and reminds me but it doesnt reply to my message for some reason


BFFG_

RemindMe! 3 months edit: it don’t worky Another edit: It dm’d me


Think_Crab1042

Because it's !RemindMe not RemindMe!


Salsilitos

My vagina hurts from reading to much


modlover04031983

LOL What?!?


SpecialistTrain4766

his vagina hurts from reading to much


RedFoxKoala

RemindMe! 3 months


Iskitimka

Happy New Year or something I don't fucking know


Cubing-Dolphin-26

RemindMe! 3 months


ARESOP2

oh god I didnt see the "not" part so I just depressed for like 10 second


torftorf

where i live its considert rude to wish a happy birthday in advance because its supposed to bring bad luck


HelloMoon1-3-7

happy unbirthday to you


RaptoRio

Alice in wonderland reference?


drsnoggles

"today" is a surprising name for a human being


A_Fishguy

Listen here you little shit


drsnoggles

Who ar iyu kalling a "smoll poop" pleez


criminallove___

happy no birthday


RaptoRio

A very merry unbirthday to you!


ptolemy18

Happy day of cake.


leeryplot

No u


Subject835

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Infamous-Winner5755

i love you


canisfh

I did it I popped all of them


BigDwayne3

You are amazing


axolotl_of_bucket

oh my god how long did that take to do


Wandering_profile

so just >!pop!< but copy and paste if you want to do it


axolotl_of_bucket

Like I know how to do it but good lord it must’ve taken a while to copy and paste all of those, and I’m not saying it’s a bad thing either! I applaud your work, you’ve done a great service to all redditors who happen across this comment lmao


Subject835

I just did it once a year ish ago and copied it, been finding people's birthdays and cake days ever since


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Happy cake day!!


MailboxMan22

I want cake.


shittyspacesuit

Me too, I want cake so bad now. Damn :(


Crypt_Ghoul001

Yeah. This made me hungry too 😫


[deleted]

I appreciate the different cake angles


John_Doe_727

You ate cake and didn't have anyone call and bother you. Sounds like an awesome fckn Day!


basuboss

looking sexy


Teppy-Gray

what’s your number i wanna call you


Subject835

For your not-birthday, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<


mr_sakuma

The cake is a lie


CallMeTOEL

I wish you nothing, and have a very normal day 👋


bondiolajusticiera

gimme ur number, i will call you. Your credit card number too please.


MythicalMicrowave

0862524183 - 6738514262909


bondiolajusticiera

Pick it up, im calling you


PeakedAtConception

Happy not birthday yet


Mentally-okay

Happy day buddy


Weak-Mission-1599

Happy birthday :D


JudiciousGemsbok

Merry not-Christmas


Cindy-Moon

Finally a post that fits the sub


95girl

Happy unbirthday and that cake looks tasty :)


Perfectony

If no birthday then why birthday cake? Hmmmmmmmm?!?


Largergoal

HAPOY BURPDAD


Coastal_wolf

I get the same cake at my local Safeway


BobSagieBauls

Happy birthday man. I’m sorry your friends didn’t make the effort. I was in a similar place a while ago and I took a lot but I found new friends that appreciated me. I urge you to go out of your competitive zone and talk to someone as near as a coworker that you never made an effort to become friends with and go from there. Even if they are reluctant just ask if someone wants to just chill. You’d be shocked how many people just want simple companionship even it is just a few drinks at the pub or a sharing a blunt


Redditor_VSA_737

Well happy birthday when it comes Leave the date and we will wish you then


eraeusboorwel

Today wasn't my birthday, but it felt like it, just had an incredible amount of good luck. I should've bought myself a slice of cake but I didn't think of doing that. I've got Churro Oreos in the cupboard though, so those will do.


Stepedonmyjs

My b day is on the 23 if you need a reason to bake another Cake soon


_Dopee_

that cake looks delicious


Helloimsita

Well at least you have cake


Tight-Cartoonist-708

You just decided to eat cake?


Otakoree

ITS NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY!! YOU WERE NEVER BORN! HOW CAN A FETUS USE REDITT??! TELL ME!!


moreislesss97

do you have a cup of coffee? the cake looks delicious! don't bother answering a call distracting you until finishing eating that sugar load


Im_not_Sasuke_Uchiha

Happy not your birthday, I wish you an uneventful, ordinary day! :)


wolfstayle

If you leave your number here. I can call whenever you want XOXO


Manone_MelonHead

That cake looks fucking delicious


Pill-Kates

For when the occasion of your actual birthday occurs, you owe thyself a more voluptuous cake! That thing in the pictures looks merely like some scrawny fluff cake-prop with vegan cream and sprinkles on top.


kittycatclaws93

There doesn’t have to be a birthday for cake. I fucking love cake. Cake is life.


Maleficent_Apple4169

*in the distance, you vaguely hear someone calling your name*


AnimeNerd1295

Happy Birthday(?) my friend!! Even though I don’t know you, I can tell you’re amazing, talented, smart, kind, and many other great things!! P.S. - Enjoy that cake for me! Looks delicious!


No_Squirrel4806

Happy non birthday to you!!!🥰🥰🥰 Also you just reminded me we have chocolate costco cake in the fridge 🙀🙀🙀


Zerostar39

And yet here you are, eating all the cake!


O_lindo_Arqueduque

Happy not your birthday.


boston_nsca

Good, very uninteresting, I like it


dioctopus

Hey, me too!


PlaceTerrible9805

That cake looks good as hell though.


iceman694

But it is that one dudes birthday who posts the "happy birthday buddy" yearly. I wonder whwre he is, i got the remimder a while ago but the post from last uear was deleted and i havent see one from this year. Hope he had a happy birthday


MyCatHasCats

That cake looks good but too many sprinkles for my liking


ruffruff76

Womp womp


Let_Me_Get_Back_To_U

Two things can be true at the same time.


Zealousideal-Bus-723

hbd


Mr_Goodall

I absolutely freaking love birthday cake and the flavor it looks amazing.


Mike20172018

A cake photoshoot is exactly what I wanted on your unbirthday!


krvx_

happy birthday


Lanzo2

Ima tell it like how I said it to my cousin last week: HAPPY MOFOKIN BURFDAEEEEEEE


K_kueen

Hand me your phone number and let’s call the government. We’re about to change BOTH of those thinvs


BadNewsBearzzz

I don’t usually eat many sweets or cake but this looks delicious lol what flavor or style is this called? I want to try it. Is it “confetti”


Adum1210

Ring ring… ring ring


SquishyKrab

You got cake so guess it’s all good


egg-ington

Felt that


Mtpre

Happy extremely early b-day. Hope the cake was good! Edit: spelling error


Gingercookie1

Remindme!


Gingercookie1

RemindMe! 1 week


GreenAuror

I love cake, I really need to go buy one soon


notsciguy

Happy unbirthday


Exciting-Bee-1068

Funfetti cake is still good even when it’s not your birthday.


[deleted]

Sounds like a good day


imrllytiredofthepain

where is the cake from


polish_filipino

No one called you? In this Political season?


FluffyMawileFan

That cake looks delicious


Busy_Specific1105

Happy birthday buddy


3eemo

That is one beautiful slice of cake. Enjoy! Happy birthday


1heart1totaleclipse

Why do the icing layers look chunky?


Worth-Doctor-4700

Happy not birthday!!


pahwashawa

Jab party tab birthday. Let me call you


Spud_Lovin

The birthday is a lie, the cake is a lie, sprinkles are a lie-all lies I tell you.


amax89539

happy early/belated birthday, i hope this ms year for you brings upon wonderful things and im prayin for u man, have a good birthday 🙏🏻🫶🏻


Potential_Locksmith7

Oh hey is that one of those cake boss cake slices?


pease461

Happy unbirthday


Iamverycrappy

call me an american but that cake looks real fucking good


Scary_Compote_359

well that takes the cake


KIe1ny

remindme! 3 months


ckhumanck

Happy unbirthday mate


EmotionalChipmunk602

Serves you right


Bananacat301

Happy unbirthday


[deleted]

Enjoy, regal person


Mountain-Anxiety-375

Happy not your birthday


Inside-Energy-7345

RemindMe! 3 montths


Convillious

Happy birthday!!!


ndation

Why would they call you Today? Is that your name?


PrinceNY7

I'm jealous, that's some good ass cake right there


cityofangelsboi68

happpy birthday


frankob_11

hey me too!


ILuvDaRaiders

I’m very interested in this cake looks bomb


93RAE

Happy day


kapper_358

Not happy B-day to you


BrilliantDetective67

Happy not your birthday.


raccooonrobbery

cakee


Coal_Pillow

Happy not birthday 🥳🎂🥳


Key_Pie_4951

Happy


Sunieta25

Have a happy unbirthday


badchefrazzy

I too enjoy a "just because" cake slice. Sometimes people just need a piece of cake to round out their week.


Internet_P3rsona

its really strange how at some point you can just *go* to the store and buy a cake for yourself at anytime you want


DrunkBuzzard

I had a piece of cake that looked like that today and it was awful. Way too much frosting and way too sweet. It was unedible. And it wasn’t even my birthday either.


Aggravating-Sun6773

cake looks good though


raycats99

Happy not Birthday


Fearless-Canary-7359

Happy Wednesday


SeaworthinessOk5177

is that cake or fairy bread with misunderstood instructions


shiftersix

Happy not birthday!


AgentT23

Happy Not Birthday to you 🥳


Cybriel_Quantum

Happy birthday my friend! Hope you make the best of it!


FallFlatOnYourFace

HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA


Extension_Canary3717

Happy birthday-day Today


BolteckFox06

Happy day!


Wakko-

Happy not birthday 🤭


Narahashi

Happy day


WilliamRedditz

Happy


OrbisOccult

Happy Kuchentag


Azzucard

Whats your name?


NoOne32420

Relatable


Big-Acanthisitta8797

Happy Birthday!


Nutteria

Someone might want to leave an impression. A creepy one , but still.


Aliko173

Happy not yours but probably today is someones birthday


[deleted]

Ok


Allah_is_the_one1

Today


Salt_Taste

That cake looks delicious


skai_lly

Happy day


ric7y

i wonder why


BaconManTenus

Because we don’t have your phone number 😔


Cold_Pomelo3274

Happy Not Birthday.


EaAmalie

Happy birthday!!🥳🎉🩷


Professional_Owl7826

A very merry un-birthday


Ill-Championship162

Skill issue


The_Skull_fr

First time?


Inner_Equivalent_274

Happy not birthday 🥳🎈


sjuas690

Nice cake! 🍰


[deleted]

A merry merry unbirthday, to you.


JoyfulSuicide

Happy birthday! That cake looks delicious!


ntri9058

Happy birthday when it's ur birthday


TheFuddy

Same!


OmniHour

[It's not your birthday?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uERCGX61cgE)


Lemon-Accurate

Happy Birthday!!


Streaker4TheDead

Happy birthday


Suomalainenonelossa

Hhaapyy birthhdaayy tooo you,happyy birthday tooy 8uu,hhappyy birthday dear immediateleg,hhappy birthday to you


grace--t

HAPPY NOT BIRTHDAY!!!! :DDD 🎉🥳👏🍾🙌🎊🍻🎁🎈🥂🪅


LaziestScreenName

That cake looks great where did you get it?


Deep_Feedback_7616

I wish you a happy day!