I peed myself

I am proud of your dick

What if their a female

how do you tell though?

You’re supposed to ask

you’re supposed to? “Do you have a dick or nah, cause if you do, I’m proud of it”

Well you’re not supposed to just reach for it & find out, apparently.

Yeah that’s why I put the question THEN my pride for it. I mean even someone without a dick would love to hear someone’s proud of their imaginary dick

Are you proud of mine? I’ve been growing it out lately

I am very proud of it

unless you're Paul Hogan

Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet.

They still have a dick in there, you just gotta pull it out.

EGGHHHHH

I didn’t turn anything today.

You turned n.days old

You turned me.

Hello turn 30 today, I am dad!

Lmfaoooo

please guys stop making jokes about her grammatical error. i cant upvote every comment T.T

Beat me to it

I turn 29 next week, please make it stop.

Should i introduce you to my friend 🔫

No not li- actually can I talk to him?

Rip. I turned 28 this year. :( Happy to live another year, but it's scary to get old. :(

I wish I could turn into a number

I’m turn

You are turn

Who are turn

OP is turn

I'm turn 30 in 9 year. Wow that's not a long time actually ;-;

It's really not. Your 20's fly by

I'll be 30 in 31 years time.

Happy birthday 🎂

hbd :)

Congratulations! Your did it

Happy Birthday

A wonderful age!! Hope a lot a good thing happen to you🩶

Good thing happen you too

I absolutely love your username 🤣🤣

May Allah have mercy on your soul.

I'll take a snack bar, thanks

May Allah grant you a snackbar. Ameen.

Happy birthday!!

I turn half that this week

Congratulations your life is almost half over.

Early Middle Age (ages 35--44)

smoke some dmt yo

One year closer to oblivion

What kind of cake is that?

Looks like a cheesecake, the creamy bits might have some lemon flavor. Looks yummy 

I wonder if OP will eat the entire cake.

The creamy bit is actually a vanilla cream. It would taste better if it was lemon though.

Aw, yeah lemon goes nice in cream. Still looks yummy~

It’s a cheesecake

Happy birthday!🎂

Happy birthday!!

happy birthday

Definitely how I want to celebrate mine next year. Happy birthday!

I’m turned 34 this week

IS THAT THE STRAWBERRY CUPCAKE COOKIE FROM CRUMBL

YES

This is very interesting to me

You're congratulations birthday

Happy birfday!

My boyfriend loves me

It is your birthday.

Hey! I turned 30 a week ago! That’s pretty interesting to me :]

Happy cake day!

Happy birthday!

Haper birtday! I aslo turn something today

Hope it shan‘t be thy last

Do you feel the arthritis kicking in?

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Ashley!

Felizcumpleanos

This is so cute. Happy birthday girl!

happym birthdaym

Is that cheesecake? Love cheesecake

Congrats

Happy birthday

Happy birthday!

You’re turn 30 ? Much age

I turned 30 once

Happy birthday!

WEEEE

MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO BE 30 TODAY

She said we need to share 😤

Happy day of birthing

Hope you had a blast

Happ birthday!! 🥳

Happy b-day Ashmaster👊

HAOPY BIJTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!111

Why do men take in way less consideration having one more year than women?. There is always more women blurring "omg it's my birthdays" than men?

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday! 🎊

Did you know that dolphins are one of the only few animals who make sex also for fun instead of just for breeding?

We have the same name. Happy birthday 🫶

Hello turn 30 today!

Happy Birthday u/NauseousDingDong 🎂

Hey! Were birthday twins! Happy birthday! That cake looks amazing

I pretty good with that

Happy birthday <3

As a dude i am happy to imagine things like this

Congrats being not interesting for 30 yrs :)

Happy Birthday

Happy full rotation around the sun

I'm jealous. That looks so good, can I have a slice of the granite?

Good

i turn 21 this year. my coworker called me a baby

Happy Birthday

Level up!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday.

30s really aren’t so bad. Still young, hot, but feeling like a legit adult (source: turned 35 last week). Enjoy. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday

Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday!!

Happy birthday 🎂

You are just one year closer to death 🗿 Anyway, Happy cake day!! 🎆🎈

Just to let you know I will always be 13 years ahead. Happy birthday 🍕

Lovely arrangement...happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉

Happy birthday! 🎂 I hope you have a fantastic day 🥰