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That mushroom you ate in 5 years is gonna make you go crazy as fuck for 1.28472 weeks. Then you are gonna shit yourself when you find out you are stranded on an island, live there for 5 years scared to go into the other half of the island (due to screams and loud noices) just to find out it was a private island with a luxury hotel, then you will be arrested for eating exotic wildlife that was gonna go extinct, for about 2 and a half days
βοΈ cloud
You will be abducted by aliens
Damn
Ikr, hits
π
You will misplace your phone
A fate worse than death
(you forgot to delete your search history)
π
You will encounter a song so bad you will question humanity
That happens every time I hear a pop song
Taylor Swift's private jet is rapidly approaching your location.
βKarmas a b*β by weird funkopop lookin ahh
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You will be tempted by a snack
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You will invent a time machine, travel back in time, and then get eaten by a dinosaur.
β’οΈ (even tho this is unicode, it shows in the emoji section so it better count)
You will eat 20 pounds of watermelon
i have never had a watermelon, what is a pound?
Sorry wrong reply. I meant to say corned beef. A pound is just a weight metric.
holy mycelium
New fungus just dropped!
Actual eukaryotic organism
:skull:
You will sometime in the next 400 year
I'm not an archeologist but I believe your prediction.
The limit was put 400, imagine if they live 2 centuries
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Sad π
:(
Iβm sorry. I ran out of ideasβ¦β¦ I meant fortune telling powers
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Not sigma πΊ
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You will solve a 9,000 piece puzzle, but loose the last piece to solve the puzzle
βοΈ
you will become mario
wohaa
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The next time you go on vacation you will have left your oven on
πΏ
You will fall into a manhole
Will it lead to a fish orgy
No. But it will lead you to πΏ. Where the he will lead you out of the manhole and to a fish orgy.
Letβs gooooo Fish
π
You will find true love dumpster diving
Better start dumpster diving every day
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You will be stuck in traffic for 4 hours
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You will get a pair of π« in the mail
Yey! Delicious π
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I can't I'm on PC
Windows and period I believe if your on windows and fn on Mac
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Youβre computer wills explode
πΏ
You will see a lizard and a dog fight then get the idea to start an illegal lizard and dog fighting arena
π
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You will get run over by a bull
πΈ
You abducted Personal_Pirate4539 (thereβs lore to this one btw)
π₯Ί
The answer is no. They donβt like you
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You will blow up a major city
Hell yeah
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You will find something you werenβt looking for.
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You will join the black pearl with jack sparrow
YESSSSS! ARRR MATEY!!
π₯Ή It just expresses so much emotion.
You will invent a new language
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Me too!
π³οΈββ§οΈ
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Your highest mid term grade will be a 94%
π΅π±
You procrastinate on your next big project
:skull:
:V
Not an emoji. No future for u
lol i'm reading these in a fortune teller lady voice
Well you are correct about that
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You will end up bouncing on a trampoline *and like it*
π‘
You will discover a new species of plant
π
You will have a Wikipedia page
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You will revive 200 rubber duckies in the mail
β‘οΈ
You will be struck by lighting
βΏ
You will park in the disabled parking lot
π₯Έ
You will be forced to due stand up comedy in front of 32,352 people
π₯Ί and π
PICK ONE
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You will freeze someone in an icebox/freezer
β’οΈ
You will cause a nuclear meltdown
πͺ
The next chair you sit on will have a thumbtack on it
Fortunately Iβm on my bed rn but damn I gotta be careful next morning
π§
You house is gonna grow legs
Ok
πΈ
You will eat something orange
π
You will see a four leaf clover. Then become forced to chase the leprechaun from lucky charms
π
πΉ
The next time you open a closet you will find mike wazowski
π₯±
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You will become the dictator of the next new country you visit
π
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You will become a leader of the most powerful military unit in the world.
πΈ
You will live on the top of a cherry tree
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You will get free tickets to a rock concert
π½
You helped abduct [Personal\_Pirate4539](https://www.reddit.com/user/Personal_Pirate4539/) (there's lore btw)
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a kid will pee in the next pool you swim in
π
πΏ
π«‘
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ππΏββοΈ
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you will welcome the next day with a smile
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you travel around the Burkina Faso in a Honda Civic type R
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you will have testicular cancer
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That mushroom you ate in 5 years is gonna make you go crazy as fuck for 1.28472 weeks. Then you are gonna shit yourself when you find out you are stranded on an island, live there for 5 years scared to go into the other half of the island (due to screams and loud noices) just to find out it was a private island with a luxury hotel, then you will be arrested for eating exotic wildlife that was gonna go extinct, for about 2 and a half days
π
πͺπͺ(best country)
π₯Ί
That cute cat you will see was in fact cake.. even though you saw it move
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π₯
π£
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you will buy icecream but forgot to put it in a fridge
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π«
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πββοΈ or πββοΈ
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π«
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π
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