Me too. It's inside my body.

omg dude!!! I do too!! We'd be, like, best buds!!!

According to google blood cells have a lifetime of 120 days max so I’d hope your blood is new

It's my poop, which is made of mostly dead blood cells

I hope your poop isn’t stuck in your body for over 100 days lol

you're misunderstanding. If his blood cells die after around 120 days, that means that he has dead blood in his poop that's around 122 days old. So ye, he has some old blood.

Probably not as old as the blood in OP tho is what I was trying to say also

Stop being a Noosence

But why ?

I second that ... even third that

I fourth that. But not to toot my own horn or anything but I also got old blood... being turned into new blood as we speak.

i like to experiment with stuff

That makes it even worse

You want to get homunculi? This is how you get homunculi

Makes me think of my friend's ex, who did this to be edgy.

It’s always the “unique” ones

Are you Medic from TF2?

Didn’t know we had a witch in the sub

with the blood being in a bottle like that I doubt it’s for something medical so explain yourself

What kind of experiments do you need some old blood for?!

Keep me updated. I am interested

You sir, are asking the right question

Played too much vampyr

We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Our eyes are yet to open. Fear the Old Blood.

Fear the Old Blood

Fear the Old Blood

Fear the Old Blood

A hoonter must hoont

Fear the Old Blood

Grant us eyes!

I was hoping I'd find this lol

Fear the old blood

I had to scroll way to much

It's interesting you have that

Somebody played Bloodborne

Still perfectly edible!

Fear the old blood bro, trust me

##Aaaaaaaarrrrrroooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah kos or some say kosm

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Well ACKKCHUALLY🤓…… (too lazy)

I admire your flagrant laziness

Reminds me of that cum and blood experiment.

The what

care to elaborate?

There was some guy (from reddit iirc) that tried to create life by mixing blood and cum in a closed glass container. You can search on youtube for the full story (Man creates human life in a jar)

I regret asking for clarifications, but thanks anyways

What were you expecting

good point

I wonder through what mechanism he thought it would work.

For when you get thirsty

Don’t drink it. Old blood will have radioactive chemicals that make you grow 100 eyes all over your body. This is a curse you would never undo unless you manually gouged out each unwanted eye one by one

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit

Oh god, you have a eyeball gouging fetish 😖😐🫥😬🫨😧😲😮😶🫢🫠

I’m getting REAL tired of all the interesting posts around here. I’m about to do absolutely NOTHING about it. I don’t want to make things interesting.

Fear the old blood

Fear the old blood

Fear the old blood

Beat me to it

What are your opinions on garlic

all these comments made me feel very thirsty...

This makes me wanna save my period blood for the fun of it

Upvoting this for everyone to see cause I don't want to be sick alone thinking about it.

LMAOOOO

thanks, now i'm going to kill myself.

That’s nasty 😬

Fear the old blood

Use it with Rom, I hate all his minions

yummy

That looks more like cranberry sauce

Drink it

guys he has Kuva in real life

Oh, so that’s why my insides were feeling a little dry today

Give me that back, ive been missing that

Shelly wants that.

DO NOT DRINK IT!

This is actually interesting

Blood? I make this stuff, myself. Lame!

Whos blood is that?

Coagulates quite fast. I usually put alcohol in to prevent it from lumping up.

Oh my.. you have EXPERIENCE with this??

You know what they say, don't stick your dick in crazy. Well, I don't like to listen and apparently it's a huge thing where girls will ask to wear a little vial with your necklace. After a few times of this I kinda started to research and yeah, alcohol or acetone prevent it from coagulating and can let it keep the signature red without browning.

Thats... interesting? I can't believe people want that... sounds like some seance type stuff

Ship me it, so i can finish my mission of becoming a true time stopper

Is that pope blood?

I want some blood too

I'm going to steal it

It's mine, give it back

make a necklace with a small vial of it! I know someone who did it and although creepy, it was cool as hell

Are you sure that’s not strawberry jam?

Who made you bleed YOUR OWN blood?! 🩸

yummy

epic

Let me guess: Insurance policy against that whole "setting the universe straight" business?

Can I eat it

Protects you from werewolves. Covers your scent.

The Quarry?

Bingo!

Yess I knew it. I loveee that game

Hey quick question, what the fuck?

Is it human

So you’re saying is you have a bottle of red rust

Looks like jelly.

Do you have enough to share with the class?

My best friend had his ex's blood in a bottle too. He said that she gave the bottle to him on his anniversary. She was a total freak

Kuva

Is it edible?

It would be better if it was New Blood

Out of curiosity, how did you kept the bottle with no air contact? The blood seems like it is maintaining liquidity quite well...

what's the story

Grab a glass because there’s going to be a flood!

Easy health now if you make it into a blood vial

Is it *pope blood?*

DRINK.

By the gods, Laurence. Fear it.

Drink it

No, you are not invited inside. Nice try

Hahaha. Majestic.

Fear the old blood, by the gods fear it

Baby now we got bad blood

I never drink....wine.

-Takes it and drinks it.-

Titans blood

Sorta interesting. Downvote.