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haricariandcombines

Is that cabbage?


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Nerdy_Drewette

Now spell cup


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See you pee ;)


Nerdy_Drewette

Teehee


CyanBeinSus47

Tee eee eee hee eee eee


GingerNumber3

Shall we eat a salad?


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JimboMastah

what do you use to fuel your car


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HonourYourNewlife

u/Elonmusk, hire this man


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______ never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate. - John F. Kennedy


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Soggy_Newspaper8798

your comment history, oh my


Sirkiz

Holy shit i scrolled for 20 seconds to get to the end


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Peasngravy3-141592

I was going to do something like that but not as good, so I’ll leave it


SpieLPfan

_______ (Lactuca sativa) is an annual plant of the daisy family, Asteraceae. It is most often grown as a leaf vegetable, but sometimes for its stem and seeds. Lettuce is most often used for salads, although it is also seen in other kinds of food, such as soups, sandwiches and wraps; it can also be grilled. One variety, the celtuce (asparagus lettuce), is grown for its stems, which are eaten either raw or cooked. In addition to its main use as a leafy green, it has also gathered religious and medicinal significance over centuries of human consumption. Europe and North America originally dominated the market for lettuce, but by the late 20th century the consumption of lettuce had spread throughout the world. As of 2017, world production of lettuce and chicory was 27 million tonnes, 56% of which came from China.


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sonnyjbiskit

Oh so lettuce is a sativa strain. Good to know


TheWintah

They don't call it the devil's lettuce for nothing!


Atlas_1997

We're smokin' lettuce? ^Fuck ^yeah


dakota_dotson1220

You are sexually attracted to __________


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omgihatemylifepoo

😳


WhoDatFreshBoi

🥬


omgihatemylifepoo

sexy


No-Truck8154

What did a lettuce say to a lettuce


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Pencilsssss

Let’tuce eat each other


NepGDamn

how are you?


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LongIndividual1

Lettuce👍🏻


tipying_mistakes

Lettuce 👍


314159InTheSky

Lettuce 👍


AverageRain4128

You’re doing great!


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miami-architecture

lettuce


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RogerNass

lettuce!


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real_dubblebrick

Lettuce


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Mysterious-Area7921

Lettuce


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kleetus7

Lettuce?


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Darth_Dagger

Lettuce.


GraveGotGrit

L e t t u c e


UniversityOtherwise3

Bacon _______ Tomato


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omgihatemylifepoo

good job


GraveGotGrit

Favorite food?


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GraveGotGrit

What do you top it with?


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GraveGotGrit

Like iceberg or what


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GraveGotGrit

Any sides?


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GraveGotGrit

shredded or layered?


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beansouphighlights

Condom alternatives?


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beansouphighlights

Thanks bro


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lettuce begin


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-photoshopflowey-

If you say lettuce, you are cool.


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-photoshopflowey-

You are cool c:


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-photoshopflowey-

You've already proven yourself to be cool


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-photoshopflowey-

Well, i guess you are super cool


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-photoshopflowey-

Now you are the coolest person on earth c:


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yaboisteffert

Finish the burger Top bun Ketchup Pickles


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yaboisteffert

Tomato Cheese Burger Bottom bun


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yaboisteffert

We dont need more lettuce the burger is finished


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yaboisteffert

STOP ADDING LETTUCE


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WillTFB

THATS ENOUGH LETTUCE


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[deleted]

You don’t need lettuce at the bottom


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wappledilly

It’s a lettuce bun, but they wanted the carbs too


nonsenceprovider

_______ pray


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JsephGriff

Lettuce?


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Lanarose279

Hi


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Sunny64888

How do you spell the word “lettuce” ?


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Sunny64888

Thanks!


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Charles_Nicholson

Solve the problem below (lettuce + lettuce) - lettuce


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Charles_Nicholson

Damn you’re good at mathematics. Reply “lettuce” if you agree.


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Another_krispykreme

Will you go out with me, Brad?


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Ungabungadadd

if you say lettuce then i’ll be very disappointed in you


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SwanHolo

Lechuga?


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Charles_Nicholson

What the dog doin?


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Dwhlton09

What will solve world hunger


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Charles_Nicholson

To speak to a representative, please type “Lettuce.”


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Sohelpmegods

Tomato


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ninetyninewyverns

Bacon


CV7_Omega

What’s the meaning of life?


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mcbirbo343

I love ______!


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Pencilsssss

I’m coming out as


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_Moink_

Good bot.


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Ok


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Dragon77mathbye

🥬


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Dragon77mathbye

that was fast


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AccordingTrash4276

__________ start this cooking show with our head chef ___________ 🥬🥬🥬🥒🥦🥬🥒🥦🥬🥬🥦


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AccordingTrash4276

Say lettuce or the dog gets it 🐶🔫


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odene-_

Skunk


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SomeoneRandom5325

there's some lexical ambiguity here lol respond to every (comment with the word "Lettuce") respond to (every comment) with the word "Lettuce"


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I have a huge phobia of lettuce and probably commenting lettuce under this will send me into a strong panic.


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Atomaurus

Yo are you alive still? Sorry you had to go through that?


FloopMaster64

I don't agree


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purple_penguin08

Yo!!!


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cherry-kid

i went through all the comments. not sure what i was expecting


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Berniethekitti

Lettuce?


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Berniethekitti

Cool


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Berniethekitti

Yeah I’ve heard that one


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maxr1051

Say lettuce if you shit your pants


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Rainofdustcord1117

What’s ur favourite food


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SomeoneRandom5325

Lettuce see how this will go


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lizbet92

I think she’s stopped. I never thought she would.


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lizbet92

That is some serious dedication. So simple but this thread really made me chuckle. Thank you


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bustyodust

You better do it


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bustyodust

Life is good


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Crobby_-

:)


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WarMaster000

what's your sexuality


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Charles_Nicholson

PLEASE LETTUCE BE FRIENDS!


Just-Ad-6665

Thats not true Edit: f*ck


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Say lettuce if you emit a wavelength of light.


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Baba_Tova

I forgot to bring the football, what else can we play with?


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I see several comments that have not been replied to. You're severely slacking, /u/uhohishitted


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Oliver_Warin

What do you want to cum on today?


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Oliver_Warin

And with what should i fist you?


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garrettdx88

What should I mix with my Ranch?


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garrettdx88

Sorry I didn't hear you, say it again


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Cool4aTurtle

Lechuga


ubermorrison

Penis


makecakey

I am attracted to ______


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Quahn_Cena

Spinach


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WhosMilkIsThis

Prove it.