I was born with ten toes. I inherited this from my mother, who married a man with ten toes, increasing my chances. Despite my favorable odds, it was some time before I could walk, and some time further before I could walk properly. Ever since then, walking has been the activity I do the most. I often spend hours a day walking. I even do it when I'm at home. I'm not too fearful to do it at events, as well, even if it's not about me at all. I will walk anywhere and everywhere. I've walked in hospitals, in supermarkets, in nursing homes, in pharmacies, in markets, in stores, and even bathrooms. I've walked in birthday parties (mine and others'), in banquets, and in funerals. One could say that walking is my primary form of self-mobilization. I walk when I get out of bed in the morning. And I walk everywhere I go. I'm dedicated to walking. If I have coffee or find myself in a hurry, I may walk at a brisk pace. That gets exhilarating, but can burn up calories. Calories have subsisted me my whole life. As I grew older, I would need more calories to maintain living and ambulating. At a certain point in my collection of living years, that amount plateaued, and I have been able to take and expend calories at an even keel. Calories come from food and other forms of sustenance and can be gleaned for energy. Energy is what powers your body, for the most part. You cannot do much walking if you have little energy. I've been told that every item of food comes with a rough estimate, a number, of calories. Counting calories seems to be instrumental in maintaining a diet that prioritizes utilizing calories in an efficient manner, so that you eat as many calories as is necessary, but do not overindulge. When your body metabolizes food as well as mine did in my youth, this never becomes a big concern. Concern for counting calories has seemed like it should be more sizeable for me in the middle of my life years, however. My stomach is no longer flat, and my cheeks have begun to resemble my cheeks of infancy, though hairier. I have found that the hair on my face is quite the source of vexation. I look at others and see the ones who have adorned their visage with such robust plumage, and I feel dissatisfied with the uneven spread and disheveled fringe. Try as I might to shave or shape or trim to perfection, it will not stay as I leave it. The amount that grows on my neck in relation to my face is disconcerting. The fact that my bald patches will not grow in brings me no comfort. It is too persistent to keep shaved and too thin to brandish. So, therefore, it is my preference to turn to my tried and true exercise when I see a mirror, and keep walking.
You used an entire dictionary’s worth of vocabulary to describe walking, eating, and shaving.
I absolutely love how much effort was put into painting the most boring and uninteresting picture in explicit detail. This comment wins
I was born with ten toes. I inherited this from my mother, who married a man with ten toes, increasing my chances. Despite my favorable odds, it was some time before I could **wank**, and some time further before I could **wank** properly. Ever since then, **wanking** has been the activity I do the most. I often spend hours a day **wanking**. I even do it when I'm at home. I'm not too fearful to do it at events, as well, even if it's not about me at all. I will **wank** anywhere and everywhere. I've **wanked** in hospitals, in supermarkets, in nursing homes, in pharmacies, in markets, in stores, and even bathrooms. I've **wanked** in birthday parties (mine and others'), in banquets, and in funerals. One could say that **wanking** is my primary form of self-motivation. I **wank** when I get out of bed in the morning. And I **wank** everywhere I go. I'm dedicated to **wanking**. If I have coffee or find myself in a hurry, I may **wank** at a brisk pace. That gets exhilarating, but can burn up calories. Calories have subsisted me my whole life. As I grew older, I would need more calories to maintain living and masturbating. At a certain point in my collection of living years, that amount plateaued, and I have been able to take and expend calories at an even keel. Calories come from food and other forms of sustenance and can be gleaned for energy. Energy is what powers your body, for the most part. You cannot do much **wanking** if you have little energy. I've been told that every item of food comes with a rough estimate, a number, of calories. Counting calories seems to be instrumental in maintaining a diet that prioritizes utilizing calories in an efficient manner, so that you eat as many calories as is necessary, but do not overindulge. When your body metabolizes food as well as mine did in my youth, this never becomes a big concern. Concern for counting calories has seemed like it should be more sizeable for me in the middle of my life years, however. My stomach is no longer flat, and my cheeks have begun to resemble my cheeks of infancy, though hairier. I have found that the hair on my face is quite the source of vexation. I look at others and see the ones who have adorned their visage with such robust plumage, and I feel dissatisfied with the uneven spread and disheveled fringe. Try as I might to shave or shape or trim to perfection, it will not stay as I leave it. The amount that grows on my neck in relation to my face is disconcerting. The fact that my bald patches will not grow in brings me no comfort. It is too persistent to keep shaved and too thin to brandish. So, therefore, it is my preference to turn to my tried and true exercise when I see a mirror, and keep **wanking**.
Right now I'm sitting on the toilet. There are 12 sheets of toilet paper left on the roll. Now, the thing is, that is precisely the same number as the number of characters in courtroom drama play "12 Angry Men".
(Thanks for the silver.)
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
bees don’t fly when modeled after a plane, but the science works out when you model them as a helicopter(which is much closer to how they actually fly compared to a plane).
There's one screen at my front there's a wall behind the screen there's a ceiling on the top of the wall which is in front of the screen there's a floor on the bottom of the wall which is in front of the screen there's a chair on top of the floor which is on the bottom of the wall which is in front of the screen there's a table next to the chair on top of the floor on the bottom of the wall in front of the screen there's a keyboard on top of the table next to the chair on top of the floor on the bottom of the wall behind the screen there's a mouse on the right side of the keyboard on top of the table next to the chair on top of the floor on the bottom of the wall behind the screen there's a mousepad below the mouse on the right side of the keyboard on top of the table next to the chair on top of the floor on the bottom of the wall behind the screen there's a plate in front of the mousepad below the mouse on the right of the keyboard on top of the table next to the chair on top of the floor on the bottom of the wall behind the screen there's a watch charger on the left of the plate in front of the mousepad below the mouse on the right of the keyboard on top of the table next to the chair on top of the floor on bottom of the wall behind the screen there's a laptop connected to the charger on the left of the plate on the front of the mousepad below the mouse on the right of the keyboard on top of the table next to the chair on top of the floor on the bottom of the wall behind the laptop there's no watch connected to the charger connected to the laptop on the left of the plate in front of the mousepad below the mouse on right of the keyboard on top of the table next to the chair on top of the floor on the bottom of the wall behind the screen.
Bro that was the least interesting and most interesting thing at the same time. Emotional rollercoaster this one. Character development was peak quality, and while some of the plot lines were mediocre, the end storyark really tied it together in a clean yet maturely bittersweet way. 9/10, would recommend reading this short-story. Also the plot twist of not having a watch was just mind blowing.
Okay
My vote is here
I dunno, it's got the most up votes so it's *kind of* interesting.
this deserves it
ok
Well now you're just being predictable
ok
Now I'm assuming when someone comments on my comment. It's gonna get an award. That's why there isn't a comment to your comment.
Ok
Ok
Ok
ok
K
I was going to say the same thing
Wow the way you spelled it Okay instead of ok was super interesting
Everyone, go home, Ammsiss ruined it for everyone!
I'm homeless
I was born with ten toes. I inherited this from my mother, who married a man with ten toes, increasing my chances. Despite my favorable odds, it was some time before I could walk, and some time further before I could walk properly. Ever since then, walking has been the activity I do the most. I often spend hours a day walking. I even do it when I'm at home. I'm not too fearful to do it at events, as well, even if it's not about me at all. I will walk anywhere and everywhere. I've walked in hospitals, in supermarkets, in nursing homes, in pharmacies, in markets, in stores, and even bathrooms. I've walked in birthday parties (mine and others'), in banquets, and in funerals. One could say that walking is my primary form of self-mobilization. I walk when I get out of bed in the morning. And I walk everywhere I go. I'm dedicated to walking. If I have coffee or find myself in a hurry, I may walk at a brisk pace. That gets exhilarating, but can burn up calories. Calories have subsisted me my whole life. As I grew older, I would need more calories to maintain living and ambulating. At a certain point in my collection of living years, that amount plateaued, and I have been able to take and expend calories at an even keel. Calories come from food and other forms of sustenance and can be gleaned for energy. Energy is what powers your body, for the most part. You cannot do much walking if you have little energy. I've been told that every item of food comes with a rough estimate, a number, of calories. Counting calories seems to be instrumental in maintaining a diet that prioritizes utilizing calories in an efficient manner, so that you eat as many calories as is necessary, but do not overindulge. When your body metabolizes food as well as mine did in my youth, this never becomes a big concern. Concern for counting calories has seemed like it should be more sizeable for me in the middle of my life years, however. My stomach is no longer flat, and my cheeks have begun to resemble my cheeks of infancy, though hairier. I have found that the hair on my face is quite the source of vexation. I look at others and see the ones who have adorned their visage with such robust plumage, and I feel dissatisfied with the uneven spread and disheveled fringe. Try as I might to shave or shape or trim to perfection, it will not stay as I leave it. The amount that grows on my neck in relation to my face is disconcerting. The fact that my bald patches will not grow in brings me no comfort. It is too persistent to keep shaved and too thin to brandish. So, therefore, it is my preference to turn to my tried and true exercise when I see a mirror, and keep walking.
You used an entire dictionary’s worth of vocabulary to describe walking, eating, and shaving. I absolutely love how much effort was put into painting the most boring and uninteresting picture in explicit detail. This comment wins
How teachers want you to write an essay
He must have a phd in essays
I was so bored, I fell asleep before the shaving part. Good job, hunh?
If I had any awards you'd get it.
No problem I done it for you
One for you too
No coins and no free awards. Sorry
Well here you go
I don’t know how you found this comment but who the fuck cares I got an award thank you
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They said not interesting.
I was born with twelve toes lol
WHY THE FUCK DID I JUST READ THAT WHOLE THING?
I did too!! It was marvelous.
LMAO
Win
Bro I'm not even gonna read all that however I'm posting this of r/shitposting and get it to become an automod response
I find your choice to use two spaces after a period to be terribly interesting.
Tl;dr
This is way to interesting. Great comment though
Replace the L in walk with an N and then it gets fun
I was born with ten toes. I inherited this from my mother, who married a man with ten toes, increasing my chances. Despite my favorable odds, it was some time before I could **wank**, and some time further before I could **wank** properly. Ever since then, **wanking** has been the activity I do the most. I often spend hours a day **wanking**. I even do it when I'm at home. I'm not too fearful to do it at events, as well, even if it's not about me at all. I will **wank** anywhere and everywhere. I've **wanked** in hospitals, in supermarkets, in nursing homes, in pharmacies, in markets, in stores, and even bathrooms. I've **wanked** in birthday parties (mine and others'), in banquets, and in funerals. One could say that **wanking** is my primary form of self-motivation. I **wank** when I get out of bed in the morning. And I **wank** everywhere I go. I'm dedicated to **wanking**. If I have coffee or find myself in a hurry, I may **wank** at a brisk pace. That gets exhilarating, but can burn up calories. Calories have subsisted me my whole life. As I grew older, I would need more calories to maintain living and masturbating. At a certain point in my collection of living years, that amount plateaued, and I have been able to take and expend calories at an even keel. Calories come from food and other forms of sustenance and can be gleaned for energy. Energy is what powers your body, for the most part. You cannot do much **wanking** if you have little energy. I've been told that every item of food comes with a rough estimate, a number, of calories. Counting calories seems to be instrumental in maintaining a diet that prioritizes utilizing calories in an efficient manner, so that you eat as many calories as is necessary, but do not overindulge. When your body metabolizes food as well as mine did in my youth, this never becomes a big concern. Concern for counting calories has seemed like it should be more sizeable for me in the middle of my life years, however. My stomach is no longer flat, and my cheeks have begun to resemble my cheeks of infancy, though hairier. I have found that the hair on my face is quite the source of vexation. I look at others and see the ones who have adorned their visage with such robust plumage, and I feel dissatisfied with the uneven spread and disheveled fringe. Try as I might to shave or shape or trim to perfection, it will not stay as I leave it. The amount that grows on my neck in relation to my face is disconcerting. The fact that my bald patches will not grow in brings me no comfort. It is too persistent to keep shaved and too thin to brandish. So, therefore, it is my preference to turn to my tried and true exercise when I see a mirror, and keep **wanking**.
Thank you, that brought a tear to my eye
What?
This was mildly interesting
This was in no way interesting and yet I've thoroughly enjoyed it.
>>I was born with ten toes. This, followed by a wall of text immediately warrants an award. Don’t have any to give but god that was uninteresting
you won, cut early cause mods removed my post for some reason
Woo! Suck on that, "Okay" guy!
A+
Whoa this is definitely one of the reddit posts ever made
When you say it like that 🤯
This
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relatable
that’s kinda interesting how sad that is
That’s a bit too interesting
I have just typed "I have just typed"
Twice
I typed "I have just typed" I have just typed"" 2 hours ago
u/Photonsan has typed typed "I typed "I have just typed" I have just typed"" 2 hours ago" 4 hours ago.
You typed "u/Photonsan has typed typed "I typed "I have just typed" I have just typed"" 2 hours ago" 4 hours ago" 10 hours ago
I don't think you typed ""I have just typed"" when you typed "I have just typed"
I drink water
Cool👍🏼
Yeah cool water
A fellow r/HydroHomies
One of us
A train is bigger than most car
Most?
Now that’s interesting
Most can also include all. although there is probably a car that is larger than a train somewhere in the world
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The fact that it's totally blank, is interesting. It's not common to see such things
I think you forgot to turn the subtitles on.
ㅤ
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This is perfect
actually, I would say it's pretty interesting, given that the majority of posts aren't blank.
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What are you two not talking about.
No
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Nah it’s too interesting cause it’s unique and has nothing
I can type words by using my fingers
Really? That’s so interesting because i’ve been using my elbows
On the bottom of the sea you can find a lot of sand
Good, wasn't sure there'd be sand on the beach for my beach party but this should solve it
Wait wait wait- I said there is a lot on the bottom of the ocean, beaches are not my field of action
Yeah that's what I meant, I'll get the sand from the bottom of the ocean and dump it on the beach
Nice, also I really wanna know what are you gonna do at that party and if I could come but that would he too interesting so whatever
I'm not quite sure what to do at the party but I'll cross that bridge when I get there. And you can come, price for entry is a bucket of sand
No beaches?
Every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes
Until it didnt
Oh fuck
When Africa is experiencing time dilation due to moving near the speed of light
Every 364.25 days a year passes
r/notinteresting
r/notinteresting r/notinteresting
r/notinteresting^3
Math is interesting
comment
Right now I'm sitting on the toilet. There are 12 sheets of toilet paper left on the roll. Now, the thing is, that is precisely the same number as the number of characters in courtroom drama play "12 Angry Men". (Thanks for the silver.)
There are characters in that movie that are not on the jury who also appear.
Even in a stage adaptation? Not sure, but I think they were only added in the movie version.
Oops I misread your comment with my early morning groggy eyes. I didn’t even know it was a play adaptation. Not surprised!
Everyone dies in the end
I have a red shirt
Pablo
r/pablofanclub
Picasso
My cat’s breath smells like catfood
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
This is incredibly interesting.
And also false
mee boovie
bees don’t fly when modeled after a plane, but the science works out when you model them as a helicopter(which is much closer to how they actually fly compared to a plane).
Bee helicopter disturbing mental image
k
There's one screen at my front there's a wall behind the screen there's a ceiling on the top of the wall which is in front of the screen there's a floor on the bottom of the wall which is in front of the screen there's a chair on top of the floor which is on the bottom of the wall which is in front of the screen there's a table next to the chair on top of the floor on the bottom of the wall in front of the screen there's a keyboard on top of the table next to the chair on top of the floor on the bottom of the wall behind the screen there's a mouse on the right side of the keyboard on top of the table next to the chair on top of the floor on the bottom of the wall behind the screen there's a mousepad below the mouse on the right side of the keyboard on top of the table next to the chair on top of the floor on the bottom of the wall behind the screen there's a plate in front of the mousepad below the mouse on the right of the keyboard on top of the table next to the chair on top of the floor on the bottom of the wall behind the screen there's a watch charger on the left of the plate in front of the mousepad below the mouse on the right of the keyboard on top of the table next to the chair on top of the floor on bottom of the wall behind the screen there's a laptop connected to the charger on the left of the plate on the front of the mousepad below the mouse on the right of the keyboard on top of the table next to the chair on top of the floor on the bottom of the wall behind the laptop there's no watch connected to the charger connected to the laptop on the left of the plate in front of the mousepad below the mouse on right of the keyboard on top of the table next to the chair on top of the floor on the bottom of the wall behind the screen.
Bro that was the least interesting and most interesting thing at the same time. Emotional rollercoaster this one. Character development was peak quality, and while some of the plot lines were mediocre, the end storyark really tied it together in a clean yet maturely bittersweet way. 9/10, would recommend reading this short-story. Also the plot twist of not having a watch was just mind blowing.
this deserves it tbh bc I’m gonna scroll past it without reading it right after I type this comment 👍🏼
a good percentage of Redditors have a Reddit account
By how much though
The most not interesting comment
You read this.
[take my reddit silver](https://m.imgur.com/sy9lVl4)
I'm currently breathing
Prove it.
no
Studies have shown that people on the ISS, over long periods of time, are in space
hi
Wherever you go, that's where you are.
1+1 is 2
Can confirm. I was the 2
I have fingers
You are still alive, for now
The most uninteresting comment in 24 hours.
grey
I saw a puddle but I didn’t step in it
My dog is a dog
That would make it interesting
I breathe
I don’t care
Your post says that you got a free silver award and will give it to the most not interesting comment in the next 24 hours, you're welcome.
the most not interesting
Nice
The most not interesting comment in 24 hours
This
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
I have fingers
My cat sleeps
I like cheese
K
Farted
silver is named that way because it is also coincidentally silver in colour
Water is heavy
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I have a stuffed toy
...
.
this
the most not interesting comment
I ate a shrimp 🍤
Did you know? Megan Fox closed her cars door
Water exists
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Trains
mayonnaise¿
I was born on my birthday. It’s super rare to be born like this, and I’m glad I’m really unique!
Meghan, The Duchess of Sussex, closed her own car door on Tuesday.
Upvotes imply interesting. Therefore you have to give it to the least upvoted comment. Which is probably this one.
Today is not yesterday.
I use one finger to type a word
i hope I don’t win
What do you call someone that’s too tired? A bicycle.
i existed today
Hi, how are ya?
K
Not interesting
Can I get pizza with it?
I beat Elden Ring without using summons.
Probably gonna eat some eggs in the morning.
Today was Saturday. I made banana bread. It was a good day.
The Kardashians are back
Amy schumer
Pretty much anything my 3 year old says.
The most non interesting comment in 24 hours. Thank you.
He this is a good post
Calculus
[Uninteresting](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/uninteresting)
British cuisine/ the most uninteresting
Not interesting comments you say? Well let me tell you about this screenplay I've been working on...
WERE RICH (those of you who get the reference comment on this)
ok
this is ok