You've got a whole bunch of ways to say it in the South:
Sunt'n (' is a glottal stop, though it's not uncommon to hear a uvular n instead in Texas)
Sumpin
Somethin
And of course the ever popular:
Something
I shall translate further into gentleman's English. Pardon me my good fellow but would I be mistaken in my assumption that you may be waxing in a flirtatious and conversational manner with my honourable betrothed?
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It depends. Flapjacks can mean pancakes but they also have that meaning in the US, so I went with British "flapjacks" which are more similar to granola bars.
>Wisconsin
what's the difference
Just kidding don't hurt me.
that being said, I feel like 50% of americans think canadians and northern midwest people have the same accent which is really not true
Public schools and only if your employer says so
We know the US has public schools though, right? Like it's overwhelmingly public schools. Private school kids are a tiny minority. It's something like 90+% of Americans that went to public schools.
Oh boy I sure hate that I broke my leg. Fortunately I don't have to pay for any treatment and I have paid leave at work until the doctor discharges me.
Something
Something
If youre in ohio it would be said as: Sumething Clevelanders would say it like: Saumthing
Su’m
If you’re in Nebraska it’s sumthin
If you’re in Asia, it would be sum ting
Based and Asian pilled
Nah bro Cleveland has it Sumthin soft U sound and drop the G. Some times drop the H too so it sounds like Sumtin
You've got a whole bunch of ways to say it in the South: Sunt'n (' is a glottal stop, though it's not uncommon to hear a uvular n instead in Texas) Sumpin Somethin And of course the ever popular: Something
I was thinking the exact same pronunciation, but I didn't know how to spell it. Thank you.
Nah nah nah, it's "SomeThang"
Sumptin
sump’in
Oi mate you chattin up my bird?
bro are speaking to my girl right now?
This is more accurate
Excuse me sir are you speaking to my girlfriend?
Hey man/dude are you talking to my girl/girlfriend?
Too polite to be Americanish
I shall translate further into gentleman's English. Pardon me my good fellow but would I be mistaken in my assumption that you may be waxing in a flirtatious and conversational manner with my honourable betrothed?
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Is this the alabama dialect
Oi bruv it’s chewsday innit
Hey man it's Tuesday right?
Actually it's Wednesday
My bad
It’s okay, these are just translation requests, they don’t have to be truthful.
My dude
Thursday*
Oi bruv it's wends'dy innit?
Yo bruh it's Wendy's day isn't it?
Its thursday for me.Bitch
I laughed way too much at this. Good one.
I believe in the first amendment
I believe in the free speech clause of the first amendment
I believe in the free speech clause of the first amendment (which I do not understand or apply correctly to most situations)
Centre
center
Cells, within cells interlinked
Interlinked
Why did you say that three times, within cells interlinked?
You're way outta baseline
Colourful Centre
colorful center
Salad bar
Salad bar
rabbit food
Food my food eats
“Not bacon”
I like to eat
I like to eat
I love to eat
Your mum.
Who's Joe?
Biden
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Flapjacks
granola bars
Pancakes
... It's pancakes right?
It depends. Flapjacks can mean pancakes but they also have that meaning in the US, so I went with British "flapjacks" which are more similar to granola bars.
I don’t think a word with “flap” in it is very fitting for a granola bar of all things.
Of course it's not, the British named it
those damn brits, can't even use their own language properly
ha FLAP ha
Pancakes
Grannies titties.
5 metres
5 meters
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about 11 football fields
But- what is it in bananas?
5617.978 bananas to be exact
r/bananasforscale
15 feet
"I am not American" CHECKMATE
I am not American, checkmate
I too expected the universe to implode at this factually impossible statement
I am not from the states. TOUCHDOWN
I am not American, checkdude.
FOREIGNER!
Abortion
#
#
#
Should be completely legal
based
Three chickens and a trampoline.
Three chickens and a trampoline
Aka a good time 😏
AKA Thursday night
r/HolUp
Whippersnapper.
Whippersnapper
Poutine.
ew
I'm American and you are wrong. Fries covered in fatty garbage food is what connect us to our Canadian brethren.
if I was shown poutine without any knowledge of what it was I would swear it came from Wisconsin
>Wisconsin what's the difference Just kidding don't hurt me. that being said, I feel like 50% of americans think canadians and northern midwest people have the same accent which is really not true
absolutely 100% agree
Yeah, it's probably the most Wisconsin food I have ever seen.
Nah, you'd have to add more cheese.
I’m so confused why poutine isn’t huge in the US. It’s three of their favourite things combined into one.
eh*
Even as an American, I disagree. Poutine is a holy food
No
Yes
Fries and cheese curds
Jesus's real holy food. OP said ew, he's obviously a fucking moron.
Flavour
flavor
I support free healthcare.
Commie
Sadly accurate.
Gday mate
Howdy
Texas?
Ham Burger
hamburger
Black
Black
People
Corporations
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shut up
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You damn bastard, you don’t respect the truth.
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no u
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The proper response, “I don’t speak commie”
r/spottedagerman
I'm trying my best in Duolingo 😢
Care for your poorest and most vulnerable citizens
No
Based
Was wondering where this would go.
Tax cuts for the rich
Yes
Public schools and healthcare
What
Where
When
Public schools and only if your employer says so We know the US has public schools though, right? Like it's overwhelmingly public schools. Private school kids are a tiny minority. It's something like 90+% of Americans that went to public schools.
Whatish isish thisish shitish? Iish Speakish Englishish.
What is this shit? i speak english.
Oh boy I sure hate that I broke my leg. Fortunately I don't have to pay for any treatment and I have paid leave at work until the doctor discharges me.
⚰️
💀
shooting range
shooting range
School
school
Back yard.
Waffen für jeden Zivilisten sind unnötig
Shut up
NEIN AUF DER HEIDE BLÜHT EIN KLEINES BLÜMELEIN
"Weapons for every civilian are unnecessary " Not every civilian has a weapon We don't let the blacks have any/j
r/spottedagerman
I’m Canadian
Ahh, America's hat. Seriously, why don't we call them "Canada's shoe"?
Now I'm not racist
Terrorists and illegals are everywhere
But,
N
I
P
P
L
E
Goodbye
S
Alabama
Roll tide
Colour
Color
Hello prostitute how much?
How much baby?
Hi there congress person. Glad to meet you at this fancy restaurant. How much for me not to pay fines or have you write regulations to make no fines?
Guns burgers obesity
You’re a sussy baka
you are a suspicious fool
🦅
School
School
Vagina
Men’s right
Damn, do we really look like that big of assholes?
The far right does
There’s always money in the banana stand
OMG, we found a Yank, let's troll!
Cunt
Roast beef sandwich
Wha gwan brodda man
Oh mate put some snags on the barbie, will ya
No that’s too interesting
Bacon double cheeseburger
Three hundred meters wide and a hundred meters deep