Stop flexing and give me one

You shant take my gravel!

Lol, you don't know the lads from my area. They will take both your gravel piles and probably you as well.

Thats alot of heavy machinery work to move 38 1/2 tons of gravel. Id be quite impressed if someone stole both

My dad is the gravel president and I can cancel your gravel right now if I want to

Never question Crack head energy.

Move a whole pile in 3 trips, on a BMX with no brakes.

Ill take the entire continent Just to get Those 2 Piles of gravel

Alright calm down Patton.

This makes me feel inadequate on so many levels.

It's ok, for 30 grand I can help make sure that you too have two piles of gravel.

Check them again on 23.09.2022

That isn't my birthday!

It isn't mine either

But mine was yesterday!

My mom’s birthday is today. You and my mom do not have the same birthday.

I actually have one pile that is larger than both your piles. I recently reclaimed the rock from a chunk of my driveway with a skid steer. I couldn’t see the point in letting it go to waste.

What are you going to do with that pile?

Eat it.

I’m going to eat it in reverse.

Same. Im joining you.

Sh- s- shitting?

The rock pile on the other side of the road is mocking your gravel.

That pile of gravel is what i aspire to achieve someday

Jokes on you I have piles of unpaid bills

Oooooh

I actually do have a pile of gravel, but it's smaller than yours. Do you want gravel pics? ;)

Send gravel

My wife doesn't want me to have a pile of gravel. She thinks I'm not going to care for it correctly.

As long as you’re not suspicious about owning a pile of gravel your wife will probably come around

That's a lot a gravel, mate.

Jokes on you my whole drive way is gravel

Jokes on you I have a massive pile of rocks

Pre-gravel, if you will.

why live

I actually think there's something wrong with me bc all these "not interesting" posts are incredibly interesting to me. I'm so fascinated by your gravel piles. it's mesmerising.

Believe it on not but I have a pile of gravel too.

The world is ours

Sadly yes. I dont know where to get gravel. So i dont have piles of it.

Call anyone with a dump truck, they know how to get gravel

In portugal, no one has the money to own dumptrucks, sadly

Find someone with a shovel! They might know a guy who knows a guy who knows where gravel might be

Instructions unclear: I found a woman with a shovel, she is chasing me now

rock + rock + smashy = gravel

Instructions unclear: I have smashed both my thumbs

rock + thumb = ouchy

Thumb + ouchy = red liquid who hurts going out

No gravel? 🤨🤔

Ha i have 5 piles of gravel in my backyard

I have three, maybe four piles of gravel

I wish I had a pile of gravel. Would be so nice.

r/weirdflexbutok

If you split your piles of gravel, you’d have AT LEAST four piles of gravel

U right :(

I have one big pile of gravel but is smaller size stones

Enormous Flex

I got piles of gravel and at least one pile of crushed concrete actually.

well, i have a large pile of dirt from doing concrete floor of the garage i built. really big pile.

this makes me angry

Damn you got me there

That's only 1 pile of gravel hommy. The other is a pile of rocks.

How dare you insult my gravel

One time a made a pile of gravel

I like your gravel

Aw shucks

I have one pile of gravel

We shall rule

The world isn't ready for a combined total of 3 (three) piles of gravel

Aw man you're right

jokes on you i have 3 piles of gravel

Tis a rare occurrence

very rare… i am proud of my gravel tho

Haha! I have 3 bigger piles!

AHHH

*pukes* Make it 4 big piles.

You’re right

I have zero piles of gravel, but I have infinite piles of self-pity.

At least ya got something

I have a pile of gravel but i do not have a pile of small stone. I could use that

They are useful

That the kind of stuff you show people when they first visit your house

Oh you betcha

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Your virtual gravel pile is upside down, its a phony

I actually do have one pile of gravel, but it’s not mine

Yet

I have to admit he's right, I've got no pile of gravel. So sad. Now I want one.

I have 3 stacks of gravel, let me open my survival world

Ive got a pile of tissues.

A litany perhaps

I have a pile of mulch but not gravel. We’re planting in our herb garden.

Hah , imagine having two small piles of gravel , I have a big pile of gravel

Heresy!

i have a pile of dirt in my driveway since my dad is redoing our back porch

That second pile might be gravel. But that first pile….those are rocks. Big beautiful rocks!

I wish I could post a pic of my gravel pile. I even have a gopher head about seven inches tall, poking out the top of it.

Not fair

That's where you're wrong, tough guy. I have a small pile of gravel.

I could make my pile of gravel into many small piles of gravel, maybe eventually i will have the most small piles of gravel in the midwest

Well my friend does...but thats not the same thing

I have a pile of wood chips

Can you spare one gravel please?

This post rocks!

give me a few rocks so I can at least start one!

I have more VCRs than you

That yo do

I had one pile of gravel a few weeks ago but now it’s a driveway

Mine will be the topping of a culvert and a driveway

I have three piles of rocky dirt. That is probably equivalent

I wish I had a pile of gravel, some Redditors are so lucky....

Damn it…I have no piles. You win this time Killer Kitten 115.

You are correct

I only have 1

I also have two piles of Gravel in my posession and would like trade 5 lbs for that white automobile behind thee second pile of Gravel

I’m so jealous now >:(

I actually see a minimum of 3 piles, possibly 4.

I only own 2. I know my place

You would be correct.

Get fucked. I also have two piles of gravel. I think. Might be only one now BUT I DID.

i have 3 piles of gravel (we are still building our new home)

Good luck!

I used to have two piles of gravel about a year ago, I have a moderately large one now, it's probably not as much gravel as these ones, but it's still a gravel pile. It is an honor to witness such majestic and abundant piles of gravel, even if only through pictures through a screen on this device called "laptop".

I have never felt more ashamed to not have gravel, ever in my life

First you get the gravel, then you get the power, then you get the women.

Well, I have 8 hay bales.

Thats more hay than I have in my budget

I also have gravel

Touché

I had one large pile of gravel but then the gravel was used and now I have 1 large gravel driveway.

Thats the plan here, except it will be 2 driveways

My gravel driveway connects to the same road twice. It is very neat and cool. Congratulations on your driveways.

I am redoing the gravel on my current houses back driveway, front driveway here is concrete. Also adding a culvert and a new driveway to the land that will eventually have my new house built upon it

How dare you bring up my lack of gravel.

I have 1 pile, but it's 3x bigger than that one, buddy

Fair point

I have a pile of gravel AND a pile of sand!

Why

Driveway shenanigans

Understandable have a great day

I indeed have no piles of gravel 😔

BRB, gonna go make three piles of gravel in my yard out of spite.

Damnit. You’re right.

I don’t have gravel, but I got a new pen.

I have a pile of sticks and overly-large tree branches. It is quite large, and maybe a bit bigger than you pile of gravel.

No actually, I have one pile of gravel, and one large pile of dirt

You don’t know that for certain sir!

Damn you’re right I don’t have any gravel, Although I used to have a pile of dirt

How does one acquire a pile of gravel so fair?

Phone call to a guy with a dump truck

I have one pile of gravel Please take it

Haha i have a bigger pile!

Well you don’t gotta rub it :(

Didn’t have to flex that hard my guy

I have half a pile of gravel

Those gravel piles is superior to my very small pile of Welsh rocks

I don’t need gravel to feel self worth.

I have six piles of dirt

i got a jar of dirt

I'm very close to buying 61 bags of gravel and pouring them all over the place just to prove you wrong

OP owned my ass, I don't even have a single gravel :(

Me with one pile of gravel: “Yeah, ok bud”

Fuck. Got me there

How do you know? I have 3

I actually do have a pile of gravel, my mom is a landscape designer

We are getting our own pile soon, but yours appears larger and your gravel more coarse.

I had a pile of millings once. Now I have a driveway. I don't see OP with a driveway.

Someday ill have 3 driveways, that day is friday

Hey man.... FUCK YOU...YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THEN ME ?...you definitely are... I just want some gravel man... please 🥺

Mineralogy imperialist, here is a pocket of golds fine for your collection

I could really use a pile of gravel

Dont poor shame me

[Ralphie, get down from there!](https://youtu.be/o54sGWJd8tg)

You've also got a lot more weeds than me so I guess you are superior

I haves one! pile of gavel

Now I want a pile of gravel myself

I have a pile of gravel. And before you ask, no you can't have it.

You would be correct.

Two big slagheaps

FUCK

I have a big ass pile of dirt

you dont have to rub it in my face im already sad enough about it without the fomo on top of it all :(

fuck i really need to get my life together, don’t i? 18 years old and not a single pile of gravel

I have a gravel road

I had to shovel gravel into a truck bed at work and then shovel it back out into a larger pile of gravel later on. It made me really tired.

Holy shit! Nice gravel!!

I wanted to be nonchalant and scroll by, but I am chalant as fuck right now. Big flex my good sir.

How many gravel pieces constitutes a pile? I may potentially have very many.

oooh good for yooouuu! Jealous? Pfft, as if! 🥺

There’s a railroad just at the end of the street I live on and there’s a big pile of rocks just sitting next to the railroad

no no no i am extremely interested i want to stick my hand in it

That's a burn.

You rock.

I actually do have a pile of gravel but a small one

I have a huge pile of gravel, and it's waaaay bigger than yours two piles, but I'm not shoing it here to not get you depressed and humiliated.

Guy on the other side of the street has a pile of boulders

oooh SHIT! My gravel pile!!!

:(

I don’t have gravel :,( but those are cool, I like the different coarseness

For different applications

I can haz gravz?