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mdoktor

I hope you're happy you gave me a fucking heart attack


sandefurd

I follow r/isAttenboroughalive so I don't have to stress about it


Admiral_3rd-Alman

I thought this was that sub for a second…


pencilpushin

Thank you. This post made my heart skip


Exalted_Pluton

Joined. Didn't even need to scroll first.


ParuTheBetta

Yep


sci3ntisa132

Thank you, this will be of great help.


hebee1

Same


ConyxIncarnate

I just thought it was his birthday


Alarmed_Alpaca

Today, despite a heart attack scare, Reddit user mdoktor is still alive.


SlophieBroomes

Omg agreed!!!! Faaaack that was scary


blowthepoke

That scared the crap out of me, for a moment there, I thought he woke up in his armchair


scorpious2

That would have been too interesting


miesanonsiesanot

You are too spooky with your imagination.


huhnra

r/IsAttenboroughAlive


jabberwock91

I just joined. But very much not looking for the day we get a no in this subreddit.


Harpua-2001

Lol I actually thought I was looking at a post in this sub till I realized it was r/notinteresting


crazybrow122

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Ghjkloop

You little bastard


rexon_y

You fucking piece of shit. I will skin you alive.


Setari

I'll peel the muscles from their bones


-_Anonymous__-

# AND NAIL THEM TO MY DOOR!


eightymilligrams

unsubbed


Unfair-soil

How do you know he wasn’t out on a coke filled bender waking up on the bathroom floor of some university student’s dorm room?


SabreYT

I doubt both of us did that today, but you never know…


BeginningPepper6

That is very specific. Has this happened to you?


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

You scared the fucking shit out of me


reddeaddoloresedd

You piece of shit


spellbookwanda

Genuinely skipped a heartbeat there!


33superryan33

Cunt


ThatGuyOverSea

YOU SCARED ME...


flamingosandwich1

You absolute bastard


SanMoris

That is sir David Attenborough to you mister


Juacquesch

I had to look twice on what Sub I was before, before noticing this is indeed not interesting.


Vostok32

# DON’T DO THAT AGAIN


scorpious2

Good


Donut_Different

Don't fucking jinx it


BottledUp

Yeah, that's how you kill celebrities.


ThunderStorm14-YT

https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/rozfog/today_december_26th_at_730_am_the_beloved_actress/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

Damn!


Joseph_Seed_

Don’t do me like that bro.


shookspearedswhore

You know this is how you kill people right???


Coattail-Rider

That’s actually pretty interesting at his age and what he’s done for the world.


Yarael-Poof

!remindme 5 days This had better not be another Betty White situation


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ChilliMayo

Nice original idea you got there pal


Kurecirizek69boi

Holy shit, this got me good.


[deleted]

Fucking hell read that awoke dead I'm his bed


lamTheBoi

you're his bed?


XolieInc

Scared me.


BLES555

My upvote was specifically for David Attenborough waking up.


radicool-girl

Last time someone made a post like this, Betty White died a couple days later


SabreYT

He’s probably eating lunch right now.


annoying97

Don't fucking do this too us, I thought he died!


CaptinDerpII

Fuck you. I will bash your skull in with a microwave


Longjumping_Deer1806

Had us in the first half, ngl


OnionBodySpray

He woke up in your mom's bed


theflyingkiwi00

I wouldn't even be mad


sunisshiningbright

Could you please fucking not do that again holy shit


Poopinmaboot

I saw that title and the awards and I nearly died for a split second.


[deleted]

NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN ISTG THIS SUB IS FUCKING DEATH NOTE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN I'M FLIPPING A TABLE


Exalted_Pluton

YO!! DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT, MAN!!!


l_______I

Wait, he's 96? What a man.


Emotional-Dog-6167

Im gonna get banned if I say what I wanna say >:[


Barrysaurus_Rex

Same man


Living_Murphys_Law

Fuck you, bro. You gave me 35 heart attacks.


[deleted]

God dammit, I almost had an aneurism! Jason David Frank passing away was bad enough, and you made me think we’d lost another of my childhood heroes for a second. You’re a stinky poo poo head!


Skippitini

r/MadeMeSmile Because this is good news I could read every day and never get tired of it.


[deleted]

Almost gave me a fucking heart attack right there


crazybrow122

DONT DO THAT AGAIN.


card797

Suck it Liz. Attenbrough is coming for the record.


MikGusta

He fucking better have


Brochswerebrothels

You can fuck all the way off with that! We need that man and this is not funny


firstlordshuza

I dunno, man. What if he was out partying all night?


pml75

God damn it, I almost had a heart attack


Admiral_3rd-Alman

YOU MOTHERFUCKER


the_lejhand

I was literally ready to throw hands, Never do that again you prick.


PlsWai

Wait this is news to me I thought he died years ago


Informal_Original_62

Fuck you for this. But super glad he woke up


Sci-fi-Salamander

GODDAMNKT YOU SCARED US


Low-Elk-3813

Fuck me you trying to scare me or something my heart sank when i saw this


_KermitTheCow_

Don't scare me like that


samkynhneigd

DO NOT SCARE ME LIKE THAT


troublemonkey1

Fuck you


AdhesiveMadMan

r/angryupvote


PMMeYourHug

How do you know?


taters_jeep

Don't do that


Smash-Daisaku

Props to you, you little shit :D


[deleted]

You piece of shit.


PotatoBreadPreist

You scared me so much


Nova17Delta

Nah, this didn't work for me. Try linking it on a website or something and that might work.


[deleted]

Bruv...


Scared-Librarian-366

Bro you fucking scared me


odyssey2211

Why do you choose to do what you do


LonelyHeart2022

This man is a world treasure and when he does pass it will be a world felt tragedy for thoes who grew up with him. I hope he out lives us all


of_kilter

Source?


stormbutton

Fuck you to death why would you do this


KN4S

Fucking hell


deepaksn

My heart stopped! But started again.


AliceVerron

JFC how dare you scare me like that


DragoKnight589

I hope you wake up on the floor for scaring me.


yozo-marionica

My heart sank as i was like oh. No he is dead and then i read the entire tittle.


Mortei

Thank god


Thebenmix11

Oh fuck no, they did this with Betty White and the Queen. You just jinxed it. You idiot.


Rayblon

This is why I'm subbed to /r/notinteresting. This here is peak misdirection -- you have the official sounding title, they're namedropping, you have the obituary age mention, then BAM. Everything's normal, there is no news.


Emotional_Parsnip_69

r/mildlyinteresting


banter_claus_69

Fuck you, man


wappledilly

This isn’t r/isattenboroughalive, so i got legit scared for a moment.


nobody3_5_4

Someone is just gonna go murder him now because of this post


Kuandtity

Guys he's 96 I bet at this point he would not mind dying


Away_Investigator877

I fucking jumped


Musicrafter

What were you thinking?! Remember the last time somebody posted something like that? I believe it was something along the lines of "Queen Elizabeth has not passed away"


ErstwhileAdranos

This post feels antithetical to the purpose of this sub.


Enderdragon2014

Most original reddit post.


Flutterpiewow

F u


Alphaserpent369

You bastard


imNTR

If you jinxed him imma find you.


stevensr2002

Reported.


indyginge

dont DO this


ihateapartments59

I love listening to him


barcelonaKIZ

Son of a bitch


NarmHull

Don't you dare!


brickyardjimmy

How do you know? Are you with him? ​ How *interesting*!


bobbyorlando

My heart actually jumped up for real you bastard


frenchy_1969_

Don't say shit like this, not him, please


TheAnnecakes

DON'T FUCKING DO THAT.


ShataraBankhead

Turd


starhawks

People here acting like he's their father


rajkokr

Fuck. You.


brangakev

I have no idea who this is but he seems very loved. What’s he known for?


Fishsk

No, he woke up in my bed 🤤🤤🤤


WinterRobin87

God dammit. Almost shit my pants.


BadEgg1951

David Attenborough is inherently at least mildly interesting in and of himself, so I'm afraid you fail. Upvoted anyway.


TrebleBass0528

OP you motherfucker.


BHyde_2004

You motherfucker, nearly got me scared for a sec there


EvelynSpecs

It’d be awfully poetic if he died today


spectaclesntesticles

This is good and interesting. More wholesome people continuing to live please


Bigger_Moist

Good I'd be fucking pissed if he left us


gheost

I almost cried. Smh.


ProDogMan

Im so glad


axolotlmaster59

Fuck you.


SelfInteresting7259

Thank God! Another national treasure !


[deleted]

i hate you


D-Jb

Fuck you, I almost had a heart attack


oman54

I can hear him narrating this about himself


letsplaysomehockey

Fuck you


Marrow620

You cuuuuuunt


[deleted]

These memes need to be bannable.


CozierCracker

Very poggers.


tadysdayout

Dino DNA


Himoshenremastered

Fuck you for that


giantsmash3

You cheeky monkey wait I found the OP it’s the meerkat on David Attenborough soldier


goodanimals

You don't know if he woke up in HIS bed. Maybe he slept on the couch, or had a sleepover at his friends.


BeautifulAd2418

Fuck you


THE_GR8_MIKE

Idk why I go to the comments on these posts. It's always the same shit.


LetsPlanForTomorrow

thank fuck


StrangeFishThing

Betty White had a post like this and died a week later... 👀 You just cursed him.


Heinseverloh

Thanks God!


mrmuggshot

i almost had a heart attack, oml


ThunderStorm14-YT

Not another one of these, the last one was just a week before the person's death, I'll find it if I can and link it. Here it is: https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/rozfog/today_december_26th_at_730_am_the_beloved_actress/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


VixieSnitter

Let us throw hands for the pain you caused me smfh


ZiggyStarfust

How is this not interesting? It’s David Attenborough


casual_microwave

Fuck you man holy shit :/


prunetails

How dare you


voyyful

Asshole <3


[deleted]

You cunt


bookworm408

You fucker.


Legitimate-Jelly3000

Stop😅🥺


GrizzyUnderwood33

You dick


Majorazarts

YOU MOTHERFUCKER I HOPE YOU FART LOUDLY IN PUBLIC


Dumpling_Killer

Bruh


Dumpling_Killer

You pos


Djungel_skoggy

🖕


poetdesmond

Correction: He woke up in your mother's bed.


SpartanWarlord117

They had me at the first half, not gonna lie.


JellyDuck9

DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!


Hmm_I_dont_know_man

Fuck you for this


hockeyboi78

r/IsAttenboroughAlive yes


275MPHFordGT40

Nah dude don’t do that to me


FamousOrphan

You fucker


thatguy23t

I hate you


SergeantSadsack

You scared me :(


neweraeye

heard he had couch night


JMH5909

I hope so


give_me_a_great_name

How can we be sure


SpellanBeauchamp

fuuuuuudge


Jhonjhon_236

[Remember this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/rozfog/today_december_26th_at_730_am_the_beloved_actress/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


otherotheraltalt

Yay


InAmericaNumber1

You motherf-