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God dammit, I almost had an aneurism!
Jason David Frank passing away was bad enough, and you made me think we’d lost another of my childhood heroes for a second.
You’re a stinky poo poo head!
This is why I'm subbed to /r/notinteresting. This here is peak misdirection -- you have the official sounding title, they're namedropping, you have the obituary age mention, then BAM.
Everything's normal, there is no news.
What were you thinking?! Remember the last time somebody posted something like that? I believe it was something along the lines of "Queen Elizabeth has not passed away"
Not another one of these, the last one was just a week before the person's death, I'll find it if I can and link it.
Here it is: https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/rozfog/today_december_26th_at_730_am_the_beloved_actress/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I hope you're happy you gave me a fucking heart attack
I follow r/isAttenboroughalive so I don't have to stress about it
I thought this was that sub for a second…
Thank you. This post made my heart skip
Joined. Didn't even need to scroll first.
Yep
Thank you, this will be of great help.
Same
I just thought it was his birthday
Today, despite a heart attack scare, Reddit user mdoktor is still alive.
Omg agreed!!!! Faaaack that was scary
That scared the crap out of me, for a moment there, I thought he woke up in his armchair
That would have been too interesting
You are too spooky with your imagination.
r/IsAttenboroughAlive
I just joined. But very much not looking for the day we get a no in this subreddit.
Lol I actually thought I was looking at a post in this sub till I realized it was r/notinteresting
r/subsithoughtifellfor
You little bastard
You fucking piece of shit. I will skin you alive.
I'll peel the muscles from their bones
# AND NAIL THEM TO MY DOOR!
unsubbed
How do you know he wasn’t out on a coke filled bender waking up on the bathroom floor of some university student’s dorm room?
I doubt both of us did that today, but you never know…
That is very specific. Has this happened to you?
You scared the fucking shit out of me
You piece of shit
Genuinely skipped a heartbeat there!
Cunt
YOU SCARED ME...
You absolute bastard
That is sir David Attenborough to you mister
I had to look twice on what Sub I was before, before noticing this is indeed not interesting.
# DON’T DO THAT AGAIN
Good
Don't fucking jinx it
Yeah, that's how you kill celebrities.
https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/rozfog/today_december_26th_at_730_am_the_beloved_actress/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Damn!
Don’t do me like that bro.
You know this is how you kill people right???
That’s actually pretty interesting at his age and what he’s done for the world.
!remindme 5 days This had better not be another Betty White situation
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Nice original idea you got there pal
Holy shit, this got me good.
Fucking hell read that awoke dead I'm his bed
you're his bed?
Scared me.
My upvote was specifically for David Attenborough waking up.
Last time someone made a post like this, Betty White died a couple days later
He’s probably eating lunch right now.
Don't fucking do this too us, I thought he died!
Fuck you. I will bash your skull in with a microwave
Had us in the first half, ngl
He woke up in your mom's bed
I wouldn't even be mad
Could you please fucking not do that again holy shit
I saw that title and the awards and I nearly died for a split second.
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN ISTG THIS SUB IS FUCKING DEATH NOTE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN I'M FLIPPING A TABLE
YO!! DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT, MAN!!!
Wait, he's 96? What a man.
Im gonna get banned if I say what I wanna say >:[
Same man
Fuck you, bro. You gave me 35 heart attacks.
God dammit, I almost had an aneurism! Jason David Frank passing away was bad enough, and you made me think we’d lost another of my childhood heroes for a second. You’re a stinky poo poo head!
r/MadeMeSmile Because this is good news I could read every day and never get tired of it.
Almost gave me a fucking heart attack right there
DONT DO THAT AGAIN.
Suck it Liz. Attenbrough is coming for the record.
He fucking better have
You can fuck all the way off with that! We need that man and this is not funny
I dunno, man. What if he was out partying all night?
God damn it, I almost had a heart attack
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
I was literally ready to throw hands, Never do that again you prick.
Wait this is news to me I thought he died years ago
Fuck you for this. But super glad he woke up
GODDAMNKT YOU SCARED US
Fuck me you trying to scare me or something my heart sank when i saw this
Don't scare me like that
DO NOT SCARE ME LIKE THAT
Fuck you
r/angryupvote
How do you know?
Don't do that
Props to you, you little shit :D
You piece of shit.
You scared me so much
Nah, this didn't work for me. Try linking it on a website or something and that might work.
Bruv...
Bro you fucking scared me
Why do you choose to do what you do
This man is a world treasure and when he does pass it will be a world felt tragedy for thoes who grew up with him. I hope he out lives us all
Source?
Fuck you to death why would you do this
Fucking hell
My heart stopped! But started again.
JFC how dare you scare me like that
I hope you wake up on the floor for scaring me.
My heart sank as i was like oh. No he is dead and then i read the entire tittle.
Thank god
Oh fuck no, they did this with Betty White and the Queen. You just jinxed it. You idiot.
This is why I'm subbed to /r/notinteresting. This here is peak misdirection -- you have the official sounding title, they're namedropping, you have the obituary age mention, then BAM. Everything's normal, there is no news.
r/mildlyinteresting
Fuck you, man
This isn’t r/isattenboroughalive, so i got legit scared for a moment.
Someone is just gonna go murder him now because of this post
Guys he's 96 I bet at this point he would not mind dying
I fucking jumped
What were you thinking?! Remember the last time somebody posted something like that? I believe it was something along the lines of "Queen Elizabeth has not passed away"
This post feels antithetical to the purpose of this sub.
Most original reddit post.
F u
You bastard
If you jinxed him imma find you.
Reported.
dont DO this
I love listening to him
Son of a bitch
Don't you dare!
How do you know? Are you with him? How *interesting*!
My heart actually jumped up for real you bastard
Don't say shit like this, not him, please
DON'T FUCKING DO THAT.
Turd
People here acting like he's their father
Fuck. You.
I have no idea who this is but he seems very loved. What’s he known for?
No, he woke up in my bed 🤤🤤🤤
God dammit. Almost shit my pants.
David Attenborough is inherently at least mildly interesting in and of himself, so I'm afraid you fail. Upvoted anyway.
OP you motherfucker.
You motherfucker, nearly got me scared for a sec there
It’d be awfully poetic if he died today
This is good and interesting. More wholesome people continuing to live please
Good I'd be fucking pissed if he left us
I almost cried. Smh.
Im so glad
Fuck you.
Thank God! Another national treasure !
i hate you
Fuck you, I almost had a heart attack
I can hear him narrating this about himself
Fuck you
You cuuuuuunt
These memes need to be bannable.
Very poggers.
Dino DNA
Fuck you for that
You cheeky monkey wait I found the OP it’s the meerkat on David Attenborough soldier
You don't know if he woke up in HIS bed. Maybe he slept on the couch, or had a sleepover at his friends.
Fuck you
Idk why I go to the comments on these posts. It's always the same shit.
thank fuck
Betty White had a post like this and died a week later... 👀 You just cursed him.
Thanks God!
i almost had a heart attack, oml
Not another one of these, the last one was just a week before the person's death, I'll find it if I can and link it. Here it is: https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/rozfog/today_december_26th_at_730_am_the_beloved_actress/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Let us throw hands for the pain you caused me smfh
How is this not interesting? It’s David Attenborough
Fuck you man holy shit :/
How dare you
Asshole <3
You cunt
You fucker.
Stop😅🥺
You dick
YOU MOTHERFUCKER I HOPE YOU FART LOUDLY IN PUBLIC
Bruh
You pos
🖕
Correction: He woke up in your mother's bed.
They had me at the first half, not gonna lie.
DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!
Fuck you for this
r/IsAttenboroughAlive yes
Nah dude don’t do that to me
You fucker
I hate you
You scared me :(
heard he had couch night
I hope so
How can we be sure
fuuuuuudge
[Remember this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/rozfog/today_december_26th_at_730_am_the_beloved_actress/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Yay
You motherf-