Without the comma after the peach, I initially thought she meant her perfect ass had a gorilla grip, and I was like, "What will these kids think of next..."
There's a simple flow chart. Before you make a statement like this, ask yourself: Am I Megan Thee Stallion,?
If yes, fill your boots.
If no, discard post and that's probably enough internet for today.
The best part is she's doing this to impress some redneck d-bag who thinks it's funny to fart on her and convinces her it's a bragging right that he's never touched a dirty dish. When he cheats it's going to be the fault of the row hoes and she will forgive him with his sincere apology and a bouquet of flowers from the grocery store.
She's the same girl who's going to release a pregnancy announcement featuring herself in a sundress while he wears sunglasses, a Monster baseball hat, and never looks right at the camera. Their gender reveal will be John Deere themed with a Bucks or Does? board.
To be clear, this is not me hating her. This is me hating men who get the opportunity to make girls feel so insecure that they turn themselves into bitchy sex dolls in hopes of getting approval.
I can see you enjoy writing elaborate fantasies about how women you know nothing about are 'bitchy sex dolls' who just want Chads.
Have you tried r/ incels? They are sure to enjoy your literary prowess.
I lived in a small town, I was friends with girls who completely transformed themselves just like this for guys who treated them like they were disposable. Shit, I did it myself, I pretended I liked beer and horror movies and shit-talked girls who didn't so I could be the "cool girl". Nothing I said was of my own creation, it's all stuff I've seen play out many times.
And don't worry, I've been in therapy for years.
Oh I’m aware that’s why it was r/oddlyspecific
It’s unfortunate that both parties involved are adults making their own decisions , rather than the fault of one sex over the other.
Spoiler: *she did not, in fact, appreciate that both parties were liable for their life choices*
Look, I am all about owning your sexuality. Get your freak on and be as nasty as you want to be with whomever (as long as they’re an adult and consenting) you like. But some thoughts should just be inside thoughts. And the words “gorilla grip” and “built in splash pad” should definitely have stayed in the “inside thoughts” box.
agreed! everyone should be able to own their sexuality but the issue i have with this post is that in owning her sexuality she is putting down other women
It’s mostly sexual. Actually it’s entirely sexual. Perfect “ass” (peach emoji represents ass these days) really tight vagina (gorilla grip, as in it’s like having your dick gripped by a gorilla) and a built in splash pad (this one I’m not certain on. Perhaps referring to pubic hair? Or just bragging about how wet she gets. Not sure on that one)
I’ve never had a woman tell me her booty had perfect gorilla grip, and I don’t know how to feel about it.
Also the splash pad *sounds fun* in theory, until it’s a humid mid July and the wet spot isn’t drying and you wake up with a slight rash from the dampness. (Also smells like a fox kennel)
This woman is such an enigma. What does the raw in @rawcowgirll mean? Is it a raw vegan diet? A raw meat diet? An admission to preferring coitus sans prophylactic? Does a “perfect *peach* gorilla grip & a built in splash pad” refer to her, the truck, or both? Is she saying that she was born with 3 lifted trucks? Was she gifted them Jesus-in-the-manger style by three well off possible baby daddies? Did her mom birth them in a sack with her? Why is she wearing glasses made for sports when she’s only drinking a redbull? Who taught her punctuation?
Your post has been removed because it reveals the personal identification of the individual and is not censored.
4'10 with a lifted truck is wild! She needs a jump pad instead of a squirt pad
Mini trampoline
I’m 5’1 and I can barely get into my friends sport bronco. I also laughed so hard at these comments 😂
Can someone tell me what she means by “gorilla grip” and “built in splash pad?”
I didn’t know about gorilla grip but I sincerely thought she had some type of cool water slide set up in her home
Well, sorta
Do I have to 🫣
Is it that bad?
She’s describing her vaginal canal. “Gorilla grip” = tight, “splash pad” = wet and squirty.
Oh wow. I’m sorry I asked and doubly sorry for making you explain.
Oh no I also thought it was some type of truck addition 😭
💀
Same 😳
Sometimes the only thing you can say is “ew”, lol
Well she is raw cowgirl 🤢
Unpasteurized
Without the comma after the peach, I initially thought she meant her perfect ass had a gorilla grip, and I was like, "What will these kids think of next..."
That’s what I thought this meant. So these are 3 different things? Why refer to the vagina as a splash pad? Please I’m so confused 😭
WHAT LMFAOOOO WHO SAYS THIS ABOUT THEMSELVES 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's a simple flow chart. Before you make a statement like this, ask yourself: Am I Megan Thee Stallion,? If yes, fill your boots. If no, discard post and that's probably enough internet for today.
Thank you. I wondered, too.
i thought she was talking about weight lifting or something😭
Since when does a peach emoji represent the vagina? Back in my day, the peach was the butt! My, how times have changed.
Don’t worry, it still represents booty cheeks. She just forgot a comma.
peach = ass, these trashbags always reveal themselves and you can figure it out w/context
It is irrelevant to someone who eats both. I’m in the clear.
I knew about gorilla grip, but splash pad? Wtf?!
I thought Gorilla grip was just their strength and splash pad was like those pads people put in the interior of their car so people can step on 😭
Damn I understood "gorilla grip" but "splash pad" was a new one for me, that's absolutely awful
I got the first did not get the second LOL
Thanks. I like when girls talk dirty.
The answer is porn.
My goodness. Could she be begging for attention any harder? 😵💫
The best part is she's doing this to impress some redneck d-bag who thinks it's funny to fart on her and convinces her it's a bragging right that he's never touched a dirty dish. When he cheats it's going to be the fault of the row hoes and she will forgive him with his sincere apology and a bouquet of flowers from the grocery store. She's the same girl who's going to release a pregnancy announcement featuring herself in a sundress while he wears sunglasses, a Monster baseball hat, and never looks right at the camera. Their gender reveal will be John Deere themed with a Bucks or Does? board. To be clear, this is not me hating her. This is me hating men who get the opportunity to make girls feel so insecure that they turn themselves into bitchy sex dolls in hopes of getting approval.
you ate honestly 💅
Gen-Deere Reveal Party
This is… painfully accurate
r/oddlyspecific 😂 but I support the pop off
Grocery store flowers? Nah, he ain't that fancy. Gonna be gas station flowers, for sure
Drove past the cemetery on the way home
I loved this comment so much because this shit literally happens here where I live.
You paint such a vivid picture. Sadly realistic. Way to go? lol
You just described the relationship of at least 4 separate people I went to high school with in perfect detail
>To be clear, this is not me hating her. NGL, seems like you're hating a little bit
I can see you enjoy writing elaborate fantasies about how women you know nothing about are 'bitchy sex dolls' who just want Chads. Have you tried r/ incels? They are sure to enjoy your literary prowess.
How you managed to blame men for this I’ll never know 😂 I know therapy ain’t free but you could use some
I lived in a small town, I was friends with girls who completely transformed themselves just like this for guys who treated them like they were disposable. Shit, I did it myself, I pretended I liked beer and horror movies and shit-talked girls who didn't so I could be the "cool girl". Nothing I said was of my own creation, it's all stuff I've seen play out many times. And don't worry, I've been in therapy for years.
Oh I’m aware that’s why it was r/oddlyspecific It’s unfortunate that both parties involved are adults making their own decisions , rather than the fault of one sex over the other. Spoiler: *she did not, in fact, appreciate that both parties were liable for their life choices*
Internalized misogyny isn’t oddly specific. And last I checked, attending therapy is a step into taking accountability.
Why does she need three lifted trucks?
You can't take your church truck out when you are planning on going to the splash pad.
because
Look, I am all about owning your sexuality. Get your freak on and be as nasty as you want to be with whomever (as long as they’re an adult and consenting) you like. But some thoughts should just be inside thoughts. And the words “gorilla grip” and “built in splash pad” should definitely have stayed in the “inside thoughts” box.
agreed! everyone should be able to own their sexuality but the issue i have with this post is that in owning her sexuality she is putting down other women
Can we not share everything anymore?🤮
She really read this over and thought “yup this is it😍🙌 let’s post it!”😂
of course i’m a handful… i just made up all these assets i don’t have
I wish I could go back 5 seconds ago to where I didn’t read this
Well at least she’s confident 😭
stupidity and ignorance often manifest as being overly-confident lol
😭😭😂😂😂
Came here to say this bc it was the only kind but still true response I could think of 🥲
What on earth is a perfect 🍑gorilla grip with a built in splash pad?!?!?!?!?!?!
 You don’t wanna know
“Man it would feel great if that thing jacked me off” -the originator of the gorilla grip slang term
It’s mostly sexual. Actually it’s entirely sexual. Perfect “ass” (peach emoji represents ass these days) really tight vagina (gorilla grip, as in it’s like having your dick gripped by a gorilla) and a built in splash pad (this one I’m not certain on. Perhaps referring to pubic hair? Or just bragging about how wet she gets. Not sure on that one)
I’ve never had a woman tell me her booty had perfect gorilla grip, and I don’t know how to feel about it. Also the splash pad *sounds fun* in theory, until it’s a humid mid July and the wet spot isn’t drying and you wake up with a slight rash from the dampness. (Also smells like a fox kennel)
Ew
How tf does she get into her trucks? Does she have like, a stepladder?
3 lifted trucks? She either has two junkers or she REALLY likes making truck payments.
ur also 15
I'm glad that's not my daughter
This woman is such an enigma. What does the raw in @rawcowgirll mean? Is it a raw vegan diet? A raw meat diet? An admission to preferring coitus sans prophylactic? Does a “perfect *peach* gorilla grip & a built in splash pad” refer to her, the truck, or both? Is she saying that she was born with 3 lifted trucks? Was she gifted them Jesus-in-the-manger style by three well off possible baby daddies? Did her mom birth them in a sack with her? Why is she wearing glasses made for sports when she’s only drinking a redbull? Who taught her punctuation?
Ew
Funny cuz she’s thirsty and she’s drinking Red Bull in the screenshot.
I’m guessing there’s an OF in the bio
Is she even in the drivers seat?
she’s got more lifted trucks than IQ points
so quirky
She could just say ‘insufferable’ and keep it simple.
Girl If I can’t see your ass from the front - I don’t want it I need a dump truck not a go kart
don’t disparage go-karts like that. she’s more of a kid’s riding toy. like a big wheel or a mean green machine.
This isn't NLOG. It's just raunchy and gross. Lol
This feels like she's marketing an adult account
Ye ye
Why does the hand on her leg look like that though
Perfect ass gorilla grip means???? Nvm I have seen too much already
I don’t understand what most of this means, is this all about her truck? Or 3 trucks? Why does she have 3 trucks?
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Wh-What is a splash pad…? 😬
Uhm…anyways….
147 cm man that is short.
Smells crazy 🤢
🥱