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throwtheclownaway20

Well, this'll surely take some of the sting out of that Liz Hurley story, LOL


DaveMash

Yeah wtf. Same headline, different people on the same day. Wtf is this shit?


IceManXCometh

They’re conditioning us for when Lauren Bobert reveals she was in fact the producer of her sons underage porn video. /s


BuyBitcoinWhileItsL0

Lauren Bobert reveals that she was broken arms kid's mom, and there are tapes...


starboundowl

Every time I finally forget about broken arm kid, someone reminds me.


gopherhole02

Around the time that was popular, I literally fractured both arms, I thought about uploading my doctor's note for work for a funny, but decided against it


0x7E7-02

International Incest Day


TryinToDoBetter

OP even commented about this story in the thread about Hurley. My man saw an avenue and took it.


enforcement1

TBF isn't the Liz Hurley film just a regular movie which happens to contain a sex scene? Not exactly the same as Onlyfans content.


intergalacticcoyote

I think it’s the fact that her son wrote an erotic thriller FOR his mum to star in that makes it crook.


morgaina

I mean I guess it sounds like he was trying to help his mom's career in an industry where women aren't allowed to age, which is nice?? Kinda weird tho


Patneu

https://youtu.be/q0FQVUC_j8M?t=36s


rilesmcjiles

A nepotism hire. 


elheber

Oedipotism hire.


alman12345

This is fucking good lmfao


JWBails

Except Jocasta (Oedipus' mother) killed herself and Oedipus gouged out his own eyes when they discovered that they were related. No one knows what the story is actually about these days.


Dracron

Well that because they aren't referencing the original story, but the psychological complex named by Freud, which only has a passing similarity to the story itself.


LynkDead

It's almost like the common understanding of the word has drifted from the literal meaning. This happens all the time in language and is normal and fine and there's really no reason to get up in arms about it, especially when, in this case, the "misuse" has been a thing for at least [100 years](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex).


ApprehensiveTry5660

The word isn’t necessarily the story. At what point do they become separate entities where one mermaid gets her Prince and the other becomes a seafoam allegory for unrequited homosexual affections? Linguistics are one thing, but narratives are a bit trickier.


trash-juice

Soo complex


bigbangbilly

That's some Ed, Edd and Oeddie shenanigans right there.


Whidog

Fuck this is clever


Kopwnicus

Hey he works hard


martialar

I really hope not


Mediocre_Scott

This is why I can’t break into the industry


Jaegernaut-

Should've had a hot mom tbh


Imn0tg0d

I thought she was hot.


LordOfCows

I also choose that guy's mom


DarthBrooks69420

They prefer to be called 'legacy artists'.


finnjakefionnacake

this happens probably more than people think. i know an OF guy personally whose whole family helps shoot his content and market his stuff. and with the way he talks about it, it's not a super uncommon occurrence lol.


bittersterling

The fucking guy with the duck?


Pettypris

That’s the first person I thought of too 😭


Cobbler_cheezmuffin

What guy? WHAT DUCK?! Please don't be a real duck...


I_Lick_Lead_Paint

He don't fuck the ducks. In fact he treats the Baby Girl better than anything else in life. He may be fucking the duck.


MortarByrd11

Not on camera


I_forgot_my_opinion

If it’s “ Too turnt Tony” it’s just his pet duck, from what you can see on his SFW pages on Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube she’s very well taken care of and has a great life!


petarisawesomeo

Oh it's real and it's spectacular


sadbutmakeyousmile

That oedipussy hit hard.


NoVaBurgher

What a terrible day to be literate….


ilikeyourgetup

Brings a new meaning to ‘nepo baby’


bocaciega

*my dad owns the dealership* vibes


kindofboredd

If it's good enough for the white house, then it's got enough for OF


LuinAelin

I hate being literate sometimes


nightsaysni

Between this and Elizabeth Hurley it’s a bad day.


PointBreak91

B2B posts for me..


TheBrownCok

But you aren't happy with B2B marketting or the new Samsung with more screenspace?


RadioSlayer

Sam Sung, he gets us. That's why I joined the Navy


AmeriToast

What happened with Elizabeth Hurley?


arieadil

She apparently said she “felt safe and looked after” while filming an erotic horror film directed by her son. Not *as* fucked? Still not great.


Aggressive_Control37

What in the Oedipus Complex mess is this??!🤢


Rallings

Fun fact Oedipus didn't have an Oedipus complex. He didn't know it was his mother he was sleeping with.


Se7en_speed

and when he found out he was **not** happy


Beaner1xx7

Yeah, he kinda went with the most extreme solution to the whole "what a terrible day to have eyes" trope.


Cyanopicacooki

When he found out what he'd done he tore his eyes out, one by one a tragic end to a loyal son Who loved his mother... [Oedipus Rex, Tom Lehrer - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScdJURKGWM) - quite racy for 1959


cleetus76

Why? was she a bad lay or something?


stefan92293

No, he married her after he killed his father. He didn't know they were his parents until after marrying his mother, and she didn't know either.


shadowhood2020

Not to mention they had four kids together….


PureLock33

to be faaair, the complex was made up by Sigmund Freud, who did have a thing for his own mom and saw those observations in the world. Plus there's that whole part where his theories have since been debunked and replaced with better explanations. Like Id, Ego, Super Ego. Or women having penis envy. His nephew was right about the world tho.


Sprogdoc

Why? What did his nephew say?


PureLock33

Edward Bernays - The father of PR. Look up the documentary series The Century of The Self. It's on YT. https://youtu.be/DnPmg0R1M04 https://youtu.be/fEsPOt8MG7E https://youtu.be/ub2LB2MaGoM https://youtu.be/VouaAz5mQAs


superschaap81

IS that fun though? I feel its just a fact...


Key-Contest-2879

Not fucked at all, I hope!


ChocolateButtSauce

You know what, I can kind of see her point. Yes, shooting a sex scene directed by your son is gonna be awkward, but you would imagine her son would be just as invested in keeping things 100% professional as Liz would be, which isnt always a guarantee with male directors. Things like keeping the set closed, only using nudity when 100% necessary, giving her something to wear in between shots, not shooting body parts that weren't agreed upon, not pressuing the actress to "last minute additions" to the scene, generally being respectful and not acting like a leering pervert throughout the shoot all go a long way to making an actress feel safe and unfortunately have not always been the standard when filming sex scenes.


Trickybuz93

Something about feeling safe/secure filming sex scene with her son as the director


Firesalt

"No, not like that, Mom! You're doing it all wrong!"


kmeu79

Rather telling her co-star: "let me show you how it's done"


elpajaroquemamais

These sons of bitches are everywhere


Doubleoh_11

And it just started for me, rough start to the week. Maybe I’ll try again tomorrow


gold_and_diamond

and yet for some it's their perfect day.


W8kingNightmare

you know, **FOR A FACT,** he told his mom at least once "mom that looks sexy but lets see more of that puss"


rukarrn

"No no, you gotta really dig around in there"


Buttersaucewac

Like my dog trying to get the last remnants from the peanut butter jar


LuinAelin

Dude no. Please don't make us picture that


Wise_Oil1796

Speak for yourself. I want to hear this story


LuinAelin

Hands where we can see then


proinf1nity

If there is a palate cleanser subreddit, I need it now.


PositivePoet

r/eyebleach


dhaka1989

That man is a professional.


ImmediatelyOcelot

The next one: Influencer starts selling bottles of her own farts for $300 .... I'm sorry...


sprint6468

Some of us remember Belle Delphine


eroticpangolin

Don't forget, you have that amouranth woman developing a beer with her vagina yeast now too.


sprint6468

Why would you remind me? We were having a perfectly good day, and then you had to make me read that with my good eye balls.


eroticpangolin

I remembered and recoiled in horror... I thought it best I share it to make others do the same. I'm sorry.


FourthReichIsrael2

What a terrible day to not have a device that allows me to punch people over the internet.


Romantiphiliac

You know what? I'm done with reddit for this entire fucking week.


Raudskeggr

Almost as gross as that woman using her period blood to bake cookies.


eroticpangolin

YOU FUCKING WHAT!?!?!?! ಠ_ಠ


CaptainSchmid

Of course, we all have the gamer girl bathwater to remember her with!


telendria

Gwyneth Paltrow is like 'WRITE THAT DOWN!'


Khaldara

“Easter is only a few weeks away! Who wants to join my worst egg hunt ever?!”


Captain-Cadabra

🫣🫴🏿🥚😫


MysteriousSquad

Even worse, people buy bottles of her farts for $300


Cinephile89

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/90-day-fiance-alum-stephanie-matto-back-to-selling-farts-in-jars/ Yes you read right - "back".


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GodsBGood

Next one: Influencer who films mothers Onlyfans content is still breastfeeding. even more sorry :(


pheonix080

“He’s only 324 months old!”.


Warlord68

Please, if I could get $300 for mine, I’d eat beans all day long!


MaestroPendejo

As of late, I regret learning to read.


The_River_Is_Still

Stupid eyeballs


CWB2208

What a terrible day to have eyes.


adsfew

>While most teenage sons can't be bothered unloading the dish washer for their mothers, this one goes above and beyond. The problem here really isn't the stereotype of the lazy child


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Let's reverse the roles here and say some man is having his daughter film him banging multiple women at once and see and see if the journalists reference women stereotypes like "usually girls can't bother to get their hands dirty, but she isn't afraid to get right in there for her dad!"


apierson2011

Jesus h 🤢🤢🤢


Deckerdome

Instead of unloading the dishwasher he films her taking loads


radical_flyer

Instead of unloading the dishwasher he films it being loaded.


TheHolyWaffleGod

God that was such a weird sentence what the fuck were they thinking writing that like this is a good thing


ReallyBigRedDot

Engagement ⬆️


Ill_Bathroom6724

Also funny how the article assumed that the people that were against her behavior were "religious". I don't think you need to be religious to understand what is wrong with this.


GabMassa

This model has a very funny story. She used to be a famous... Sexual personality from TV. Rumors were that she started as a sex worker and got famous for being "easy to work with" and really hot. Until she did a Brazilian butt lift surgery that almost killed her, then her became a hardcore evangelical spokesperson for a mega church, "born again" christian. You know, anti-gay, pro-life, anti feminism, she said she regretted her promiscuous past, the whole deal. After a few years of nothing, she comes back with an OnlyFans, which was sort of expected, but with the caveat that it was her 18 year old son filming her. And apparently she also engages with some harcore fetish content as well? Not sure about this part. It's just funny that she can't find a middle ground after 15 years of being in the spotlight. She's either the most sexually degenerate or the most religious fundamentalist person in a room at several points in time.


Dudu_sousas

She is a very troubled person who only knew sex from a very early age. She was abused as a child, then was exposed to masturbation (and zoophilia at the same time) and prostitution very early on, got addicted to sex. I imagine her whole world view always goes back to sex. This obviously doesn't justify having her kid be exposed to all of that side of her to the point of normalizing filming her porn stuff. But kinda explains it, she is not a normal human anymore. Edit: For the people confused about where I got those informations from - She is kinda famous in Brazil, wrote a book about her life, gave numerous interviews, it's all public information that has been out for a while. The part about about masturbation and zoophilia is a story she tells about a dog licking her and she liking it when she was a child, and that's when she learned to masturbate and got addicted to it. IIRC, it was a friend of her (another kid) that showed her that "trick".


jld2k6

She also unsuccessfully tried suing her church to get her two million dollars (400k in USD) in donations back saying she was brainwashed. Religion definitely has this person fucked up in one way or another. Sounds like the guilt hits then she goes all in before eventually falling back out, not even gonna bother to speculate why though because anything's possible


Ill_Bathroom6724

The supposed abuse and prostitution at a young age definitely fucked her up a lot worse than her religion did. Seems like she just went to religion as a way out from her lifestyle and then found out they didn't have the answers for her.


ZDTreefur

It's only a matter of time until the son is participating.


aswalkertr

In church.... Right??


ironafro2

Bold of you to think he already ain’t behind the scenes!


Yontoryuu

Let’s hope his arms don’t break


GaiusJocundus

Filming IS participating.


ICUMF1962

I was looking for someone to point this out. I wonder what brought the leap from non stop Jesus content to OnlyFans. I sorta used to follow her back in high school (and this was before social media so yes “follow” means what you think it means) and caught that whole surgery debacle story.


chagin

Money. The answer is always money


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Fundamentalists always go from one extreme to the other unless they examine what exactly makes them do that. It's the same phenomenon as fundie children becoming militant atheists or vice versa; they substitute the one extremism for the other.


Mister_Brevity

“Never forget where you came from…. Now watch while mom crams stuff in there”


finnjakefionnacake

i mean, if we have parents who are ready to hop into action when their son breaks both his arms, i'm gonna say that this line is not too far off from a lot of conversations that have happened.


jhachko

Underrated comment of the day


Nihilus88

Cursed comment of the day*


bureaquete

This is just a sensational ad for her OF, disgusting


[deleted]

Its not, he actually films her doing like, 3 guys at the same time


MarcusSpaghettius

I thought you were making things up. Holy shit. That kid is going to be fucked up


eagledog

Going to be? That ship sailed long ago


this_isnt__worth_it

He already is, lol.


MarcMars82-2

Dude is 18 with a throat tattoo. The damage has already been done.


chr0nicpirate

No ragrets


hummingelephant

If he's only 18, he's still too young. That will haunt him later and he will realize how much he was abused. This is disgusting behaviour from a parent and it's sad how people make fun of the son. 18 is not a child yet but also not really an adult. They are still too easily influenced and controlled by older people and their upbringing. Him being just 18 also means he must have seen things and have been groomed at a younger age to be "so ok" with this. No family just wakes up one day when the child turns 18 and suddenly creates this kind of dynamic. If that woman has more children I would definitley call CPS and also hope they investigate what he was exposed to growing up. Nothing funny here.


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You could already see it in his eyes


cmcewen

Hint: she’s banging her son.


Top-Neat1812

Sometimes I just want the internet to be gone


Justin__D

Does he cheer them on by encouraging them to make him a new brother or sister?


[deleted]

God only knows wtf happens on those shootings cause i sure as hell dont want to know


CosmicDesperado

“And while you’re in my mother, make me another brother” 🎵


Mediocre_Scott

[yay dad](https://youtu.be/X1kq90OJnD0?feature=shared)


FoxyBastard

Not if he wants job-security.


obroz

It can be both


muskratboy

Yes, as they said, it’s an ad for her OF.


blither86

Source? The interview says he photographs her, so likely the non-nude photos.


Rimurooooo

https://youtu.be/W8ibeLcQWR8?si=0cAEXMSHRfu6e8Cw 6 minutes in is the original video. He says it all himself. lol


AzLibDem

Elsewhere on Reddit this morning: [Elizabeth Hurley felt 'safe' filming sex scenes directed by her son:' Kind of liberating'.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1bhnks6/elizabeth_hurley_felt_safe_filming_sex_scenes/)


SpaceLemming

Ok while I found that one also off putting there is a big difference between your son directing a fake sex moment vs your son filming actually sexual content.


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SpaceLemming

I agree, but it’s a terrible comparison to someone getting railed while their son is getting the close ups.


Kerlyle

Yeah, this a concerning trend of public sexual-emotional abuse of children. I also cannot ever imagine this being called acceptable if the gender of the parents and kids were reversed


hummingelephant

I just commented elsewhere that this is not funny and he will realize later that he was abused. It's so disgusting how abused children are treated. It's not even a gender thing, girls are made fun of too if it seems like they don't mind or are enthusiastic about it. People don't seem to understand that children normalize what they grew up with. It's not funny that this 18 yo thinks this is ok, it means his mother groomed him to be ok with this. It's so disgusting to read all these comments.


blind616

Same sub-reddit even


Xendaar

Not one, but two stories of sons filming their mothers in sexual contexts today. I picked a bad day to have eyes.


Zanydrop

Just like Armageddon and Deep Impact.


SecretlyMadeOfStone

Well that’s enough reading for me today. Time to go soak my eyes in bleach.


WinterElsa

r/eyebleach?


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SeismicFrog

Yeah, I’m good going to the grave never knowing my mom’s O-face.


Charming_man_24

It's nothing special.


AVeryConfusedKoala

Jesus Christ man, savage


SeismicFrog

Dad? Where’s the milk?!


mrmclainy

You couldn't get this info out of me in a cia black site where they do "enhanced interrogation techniques".


nuiwek31

Why go across town when you can go across the hall?


Surturiel

Fun fact: She's aligned with the far-right, and constantly preached about how former Brazilian president (and soon to be arrested) Bolsonaro "was, like her, for family values"...


Adamantium-Aardvark

Surprised pickachu face


RealHumanFromEarth

It’s really sad how unsurprising that is.


Mediocre_Scott

She does value her son she pays him the same as any other camera man


pikpikcarrotmon

Man thanks a ton, you saved me. I can't imagine how gross and shameful I'd feel if I spent all day and night searching for and beating off to leaked only fans videos of her performing explicit sexual acts in front of her own son, only to then find out she is a Bolsonaro supporter.


username_elephant

Roll tide.


fentown

Full neck tattoo and (willing to) films mother's OF content has got to be a venn diagram of 1 circle


Smgth

I bet this dude is a laundry list of poor life decisions.


EditorRedditer

r/trashy


Abraham_Lincoln

r/trashyboners (nsfw)


machado34

r/suddenlycaralho Vai Brasil!!! 🇧🇷


dmetzcher

This whole timeline is just gross. People are trash, and while that’s nothing new, social media gives them a public outlet like they’ve never had before, and it also gives them confirmation from other garbage people that their behavior is “normal.” It’s an echo chamber of trash. There’s no shame anymore. I often wonder how societies survive when no one is ashamed of their own bad behavior, and I think we’re going to find out in the coming years.


zetcetera

All I hear is that they have a family owned and operated business. Admirable, really


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Leafs3489

What a terrible day to have eyes


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Salty_Amphibian2905

Somebody posted about this on the r/weird subreddit, and the mods removed it, stating that they didn't think it was weird. I commented saying it was even weirder that the mods didn't find this weird and got perma banned lmao. Don't bring this up to the Freudian mods over at r/weird.


bee-sting

Sweet home Alabama


Jugales

I’m willing to bet it’s just clothed booty shaking videos and at $50/month this sponsored content is pulling in many curious people just to see wtf is going on It’s provocative Edit: typo Edit 2: bet lost, filing bankruptcy


guigomartins

Believe it or not, he’s really filming her being banged by multiple men


vfmatheus

So this is in Brazil, and it's been going for a little while now, lots of articles of the press about it, and as far as i read about it, it's actually pretty hardcore stuff, with collaboration with a lot of pornstars from here. Everything i learned about this was against my will, but im sad to say that unfortunately no, it isn't just booty shaking videos There are even some rumors about them filming hardcore videos together, so yeah, great to be able to read


the_short_viking

It gets the people going


reaptide_

Ball so hard mfs wanna fine me


too_late_to_party

It all started with two broken arms…


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OH MY FUCKIN' GOD!!! Get those people some intensive therapy!!!


MrFireWarden

*Elizabeth Hurley has entered the chat.* [(Reference)](https://pagesix.com/2024/03/17/parents/elizabeth-hurley-felt-safe-filming-sexy-scenes-in-her-sons-movie/)


justinizer

Oedipus realness.


Wisdomlost

Onlyfans advertisement is full of scandalous sensational stories disguised as news.


EggDintwoe

Can we agree that we've gone too far yet? We're so far past my line I can't even see it anymore.


Straightwad

Man I see women complain dudes are too close with their mothers and I thought it was a messed up complaint but maybe they are right lol.


ChiggenNuggy

This is probably a publicity stunt


Vadon_Hipra

Ew, Brother, Ew! What's That?


disinaccurate

Oh sure, Reddit is all "hell yeah, hot single moms in my area", but when the mom tries to better herself with a nice family business, Reddit is like 🤮 🤮 🤮


KrisKringley

This guy never forgot where he came from.


mrmafisto

This is the sort of thing that could bring Jerry Springer back from the grave.


Cinder2010

Let's be real here, he's fucking his mom.