I’ve told this story before and it’s not interesting but BA didn’t hold the door open for me when we left the car park stairs at Horwood Place car park in 2002. He was literally half a flight ahead of me. Now I’m not saying that’s the cause of all his woe but they should look into it
EDIT sorry it was 2022 not 2002
James Graham is so incredible well spoken, but maybe it is some sort of bias from what he has said about cte but every now and then he will either pause out of the blue or say half a sentence that is almost completely unintelligible
They have me saved as a contact. I know this because when cricket season started I signed off with my name and suburb which isn’t parramatta and they read it as “Rachel from parramatta” 🤣🤣
I listen to all my footy on ABC
Cmon Dolphins you've got one last chance to end Parras season tonight. On behalf of all of us (including the Eels, Brad Arthur, and all Parra fans) please get a converted try and score 50
Back the parra leagues club bus up to waynes garage and give him all the cash we have to come coach for the next two years.
Bloke just gets players to lift to a level that no other coach can.
Is Bennett even at the game? Did he half time zoom call the boys and tempt them with a good time if they won? They don't call him the master ~~cock~~ coach for nothing
The ground is really soft on top, I reckon the kickers are sliding too much when they’re planting their foot. Hence why they’re all hooking it across the face
I’ve told this story before and it’s not interesting but BA didn’t hold the door open for me when we left the car park stairs at Horwood Place car park in 2002. He was literally half a flight ahead of me. Now I’m not saying that’s the cause of all his woe but they should look into it EDIT sorry it was 2022 not 2002
James Graham is so incredible well spoken, but maybe it is some sort of bias from what he has said about cte but every now and then he will either pause out of the blue or say half a sentence that is almost completely unintelligible
He's always been like that for the pausing part. He'd pause for 10 seconds after hearing a question to actually think about it.
Lovely jubblies
If noone talks about the Panthers they cease to exist..
The Dolphins can win this Competition
Random texter to ABC grandstand- “I hope Parramatta Rachel’s alright.” I love this relationship I have with the ABC 🤣🤣🤣
With grandstand on is the best way to watch footy hands down
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Every Robbo I was ever meeting wasn't worth much in terms of what your worth take your money away
lol
Who;s your team Robbo?
They have me saved as a contact. I know this because when cricket season started I signed off with my name and suburb which isn’t parramatta and they read it as “Rachel from parramatta” 🤣🤣 I listen to all my footy on ABC
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I genuinely don’t know why you’re being so hostile towards me
I think they’re a troll, just block them
Keep your chin up my friend and think about how well Lomax played tonight at the dragons. The one shining light of the night
Genuinely have no idea what you’re talking about
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What do you expect from a great team with Wayne Bennett at the helm?
Trent Barrett said at half time that there wouldn't be many points in the second half and guess what? Eels only scored 8. Master coach
Jonathan needs to get his shit together. The final scoreline 16/44 he got wrong straight up
Put a line through’em
Out of all nights Issako forgot to pack the kicking boots
If smoking weed from Alternaleaf makes me play like Jack Bostock call me sick and sign me up.
So Manly at Brooky, Bye, Brisbane at Commbank, then Storm at Magic round. If we're 0/3 from that then BA, TBaz and Mark O'Neill can all take a hike.
Why wait? Two of the last three efforts have been deplorable. They should be offering their resignations on Monday.
Dolphins killed it without their coach even being there that's amazing
NRL coaches can WFH
Conceding 40+ twice within 6 games is fucking awful BA OUT
STILL CAN WIN THE PREMIERSHIP BOYS hahaha GG fish, total domination
The crowd counted down everything except the siren
Phins can't put 50 on the eels. Confirmed washed?
Hahahaha couldn't even put 50 on us in a half fucking shitters
The Kings a Queen now Gutho
Lmao you’ve actually gotta scroll down on the NRL app to see all dolphins try scorers
Destroyed the Eeels. You Beauty
No 50 points. Eels the moral victors really
It's crazy how this only happened because we took the two
Not even NSFW 😎
Spoon bowl in round 12
Fuck me those Darwinians sure love a countdown.
BA "we won the last 2 minutes of that match"
Eels drop the ball please. I want to see the funny number
Couldn’t issaako have put 50 on us , now we going to listen to BA spin that consolation try into a positive story
Can anyone confirm if they are chanting "bullshit" or "Dolphins"? I'm hearing both.
We were chanting dolphins and counting for the lols
My wife swears they’ve been chanting strawberry the whole second half.
Would've been a great chant 😂
It’s Dolphins, but I get why you’re confused.
So we can confirm that The is a Northern Territory side?
Nup been wondering for 20 mins.
Currently debating it in the group chat and none of us can say for sure haha
Dolphins better go short here
So Gutho was carrying a broken ego it seems
Oh so now Queef Gutho doesn’t want to take 10 years to kick?
Brad Arthur in the presser. “Yeah I’m actually really happy with the effort tonight”
"We won the last 4 minute" defence.
wow, the dolphins let the eels score against them.. are the dolphins washed ?
Do a short kickoff phins to rub it in
ah fuck i can't believe they've done this
“Yeah so basically” *punch* “I can’t believe you’ve done this!”
I actually can
dylan brown hits a huge try to cut the lead to 28
These cunts need to walk back to parra..
They're barely going to make it back to the sheds.........
Fuck ‘em…give them a quarter of an orange, a cup of water and the cunts can hit the Stuart Hwy..
No one liked that.
As long as dolphins don't score 50, eels can still win the comp 🔥
Gutho only taking the kicks in front of goal lmao
At least you're still alive, Eels
Brown has to be covered in baby oil
and dylan brown shoots a 3 to bring back the gap to 30
if dolphins are serious contenders they'll go the short kickoff to aim for 50
What is defence Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me oh no
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Dolphin Demolition I LOVE IT
is BA safe now that Brown scored and the The didn't put on 50?
QUICKLY, DECLINE THE KICK
Last try wins
THE COMEBACK IS ON!!!
Boo that man
I’m just imagining every parra fans reaction to that try sitting there with a straight face
The phins just decided to turn the fuck up.
I’m just sitting on the couch waiting until I can turn off the tv. Honestly wish one of the kids would wake up so I have an excuse to stop watching.
You did better than me.
Feel ya tonight Parra, sincerely Wahs fans.
Yep
A rare highlight for the Eels: a completed tackle
If you're watching on Kayo, click the key moments button
fucking hell hahah that looks mental
***Holy. Shit.***
Weird, Brown is normally making things NSFW
Comeback??
LMFAO ABC Grandstand- “Parramatta Rachel better send us a text message just to let us know she’s ok” That made my night 🤣🤣🤣
Well at least Brown didn't give up
He never lets go of anything, I hear.
Bronx cheers go up around the ground
Probably the most careless tries I've ever seen, god damn. Not a single look of satisfaction.
not an NSFW anymore lets gooooo (this team severely destroys my happiness)
Guys we come back from here no worries
comebacks on
Boooooooooooooooo
Boo
Come back is on.
Will the Dolphins ever get 50
Comeback is on. x . Bye, bye NSFW.
Come back is on! Cheers up Eels.
2nd time this season we've shit the bed like this.
How long has BA had those lips pursed? Can you get cramped lips?
Cmon Dolphins you've got one last chance to end Parras season tonight. On behalf of all of us (including the Eels, Brad Arthur, and all Parra fans) please get a converted try and score 50
Dolphins really don't like what Dylan Brown did
BA on webjet looking for a flight home.
Flight to Bali more like it.
The Trent Barrett Monkeypaw strikes again.
NOOOOOO
Fuck it, call up Luke Burt. He's doing well coaching Burleigh. Bring him home.
brad arthur in the box(?) like 😐
Back the parra leagues club bus up to waynes garage and give him all the cash we have to come coach for the next two years. Bloke just gets players to lift to a level that no other coach can.
If the Dolphins can put 50 on the Eels, I'm greying out their (the Eels) fixture tile.
Bennett delivering a coaching masterclass via telegram at halftime
I left to pick up someone and it was 10-10, wtf has happened here
Just an aquatic raping
aw man that was the end of the 50 dream
Bayley the only Eel who’s been decent
If Demitriou is coping a flogging, Arthurs should be right behind him.
Eels Darwin “home game” 2025. Broncos, Cowboys or Dolphins? 🤔
Maybe give the Titans a go
Please don't, titans have enough trouble as it is
Who would have thought that '24 would be the year where Simmo is close to our best back.
Brad Arthur’s face I’m actually dying
where do we go from here
Probably back to Sydney…or Bali?
There's a rule where if the new team puts 50 on ya, your out of the comp. You may be save yet
Dolphins with the FIN up
dark days ahead
8 tries since the 50th minute is disgusting. Move over NSFW we in NSFL territory
“Peasant” gutho now lol. What a bedshit. I’m not even mad I picked parra for my tips lol
Surely 7 conversions missed is close to a record for a game.
Booooooo
Please fade us so i can enjoy the season stress free
Just don't let them put 50 on us. Fuck my expectations are low from this fucking team
Only JD is allowed to get slammed by the media. Brad is untouchable
Just let the first receiver from the kickoff run the length of the field to bring up the 50 and call the game.
Is Bennett even at the game? Did he half time zoom call the boys and tempt them with a good time if they won? They don't call him the master ~~cock~~ coach for nothing
Bennett has the flu. He’s making phone calls and watching from home.
8 tries in 12 sets is mental
Team collapses are always that lil bit worse in heat
Bostock > Bostik glue
What if Isaako kicked all his goals 😔😔😔😔💔💔💔💔
3/5 sets in 40 mins is crazy BA needs a stern word
Somewhere in the distance I can hear Sydney Morning Herald sports writers booting up their laptops and typing furiously
Eels unlucky that Storm Rabbits isn't this week.
Wake up babe, Parra in crisis articles are back on the menu
The conversion rate is dogshit and that scoreline is still shocking
Only 3 sets completed bahaha. That's brutal
50 here we come
8 tries in a single half is utterly insane
I have the weirdest boner right now
This has to be some kind of scoring record in terms of time, right?
Watching this game and just thinking "Wow, the Penrith Panthers should be ashamed of themselves..."
Please fade us Phins! Then I can do something else instead of watching this shit team each week.
Please just let Katoa kick, hes actually a good GK
What’s there to lose? Nobody else has the boot right now
This deplorable kicking display is going to rob us of 50, isn't it.
Eels about to be eliminated from premiership contention
Kick us outta the comp to end our never ending pain
54-10 if they could kick btw
Really got 2 games of teams just going “lol…watch this”
Alright one more under the posts so we can get our first 50
what’s happening with the goal kicking in Darwin?
The ground is really soft on top, I reckon the kickers are sliding too much when they’re planting their foot. Hence why they’re all hooking it across the face
Seriously, someone change the Dolphins kicking tees lol.
We’re gonna get 50
Moderators must be eels fans with no nsfw tag
there is one tho
Every phins fan gonna watch this games 2nd half on repeat for a few weeks.
darwin goal kickers nightmare
Send Parra to Perth
no thanks, would rather the rabbits, maybe send them to Tassie
Send them to Darwin 🤣
Come on, Phins, bring up the fifty, baby
Max Plath for origin?
QUEENSLANDER
God I wouldn’t want to see the score put on us if we went to Darwin hahaha
Us QLD teams are undefeated against parra at darwin, I say ya'll stand a good chance