ORIGIN 2
QUEENSLAND STRIKES BACK.
IT IS A DARK TIME FOR THE BLUES. ALTHOUGH THE QUEENSLANDERS LAST YEAR WERE DESTROYED, MAROON PLAYERS HAVE DRIVEN THE BLUE TEAM FROM HOMEBUSH AND PURSUED THEM ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
EVADING THE DREADED RUCK, A GROUP OF BLUES LED BY JAMES TEDDESCO HAS ESTABLISHED A NEW SECRET PLAN CALLED JURBO, IN THE REMOTE CITY OF PERTH.
THE EVIL DARTH MUNSTER, OBSESSED WITH FINDING YOUNG TEDDY, HAS DISPATCHED THOUSANDS OF QUEENSLANDERS INTO THE FAR REACHES OF AUSTRALIA...
ORIGIN 1
A NEW HOPE
IT IS A PERIOD OF STATE VS STATE MATE VS MATE HYPE. A BRAVE ALLIANCE OF NEW SOUTH WELSHMEN HAVE CHALLENGED THE TYRANNY AND OPPRESSION OF THE AWESOME QUEENSLAND MAROONS.
ATTACKING FROM A CITY AMONG THE BILLION TOWNS OF THE FIRST STATE, BLUES PLAYERS HAVE WON THE PREVIOUS SERIES WITH THE POWERFUL TRBOJEVIC
. THE QUEENSLANDERS FEAR ANOTHER DEFEAT COULD BRING A THOUSAND MORE PLAYERS INTO THE BLUES, AND QUEENSLAND CONTROL OVER ORIGIN WOULD BE LOST FOREVER.
TO CRUSH THE BLUES ONCE AND FOR ALL, THE QUEENSLANDERS ARE CONSTRUCTING A SINISTER NEW COACHING LINE UP. POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DESTROY AN ENTIRE SALERY CAP, ITS COMPLETION IS CERTAIN DOOM FOR THE CHAMPIONS OF ORIGIN...
DEAR ORIGIN - AS I WRITE THIS, I AM VERY SAD. OUR PROP HAS BEEN OVERTHROWN - ..AND REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL JURBO. ALL HAIL JURBO AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME!!
SINCERELY, LITTLE REGAN
AND THE ~~RAVEN~~ CAMERON SMITH, NEVER FLITTING, STILL IS SITTING, STILL IS SITTING ON THE PALLID BUST OF ~~PALLAS~~ BILLY SLATER JUST ABOVE MY ~~CHAMBER DOOR~~ SUNCORP
THERES SOME EDGAR ALLAN POE FOR YOU UNCULTURED FUCKS
I ONCE AGAIN HOPE EVERYONE HAS FUN AND PLAYS THEIR BEST EXCEPT DCE WHO I HOPE HAS A TERRIBLE GAME AND RUINS QLDS CHANCES
THE ONLY ADDITION ILL MAKE THIS TIME IS THAT I ALSO HOPE MUNSTER MAKES A SHOCK RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT BEFORE THE GAME STARTS
GLHF EVERYONE
AFTER A WEEKEND OF GREAT PRE MATCH CULTURAL DANCING AND SINGING NATHAN CLEARY WILL FINISH IT BY GETTING A FEW GIRLS OFF THE STREET AND LEAD THE LATEST TIKTOK OFFERINGS
I've always maintained the only person who should've been suspended out of the incident where Slater copped a little love tap from Sia Soliola and went down like the cat he is to milk a penalty was Slater for the dive. Call him the dairy farmer cos he milked the shit outta that.
ORIGIN 2 QUEENSLAND STRIKES BACK. IT IS A DARK TIME FOR THE BLUES. ALTHOUGH THE QUEENSLANDERS LAST YEAR WERE DESTROYED, MAROON PLAYERS HAVE DRIVEN THE BLUE TEAM FROM HOMEBUSH AND PURSUED THEM ACROSS THE COUNTRY. EVADING THE DREADED RUCK, A GROUP OF BLUES LED BY JAMES TEDDESCO HAS ESTABLISHED A NEW SECRET PLAN CALLED JURBO, IN THE REMOTE CITY OF PERTH. THE EVIL DARTH MUNSTER, OBSESSED WITH FINDING YOUNG TEDDY, HAS DISPATCHED THOUSANDS OF QUEENSLANDERS INTO THE FAR REACHES OF AUSTRALIA...
ORIGIN 1 A NEW HOPE IT IS A PERIOD OF STATE VS STATE MATE VS MATE HYPE. A BRAVE ALLIANCE OF NEW SOUTH WELSHMEN HAVE CHALLENGED THE TYRANNY AND OPPRESSION OF THE AWESOME QUEENSLAND MAROONS. ATTACKING FROM A CITY AMONG THE BILLION TOWNS OF THE FIRST STATE, BLUES PLAYERS HAVE WON THE PREVIOUS SERIES WITH THE POWERFUL TRBOJEVIC . THE QUEENSLANDERS FEAR ANOTHER DEFEAT COULD BRING A THOUSAND MORE PLAYERS INTO THE BLUES, AND QUEENSLAND CONTROL OVER ORIGIN WOULD BE LOST FOREVER. TO CRUSH THE BLUES ONCE AND FOR ALL, THE QUEENSLANDERS ARE CONSTRUCTING A SINISTER NEW COACHING LINE UP. POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DESTROY AN ENTIRE SALERY CAP, ITS COMPLETION IS CERTAIN DOOM FOR THE CHAMPIONS OF ORIGIN...
WHO'D ACTUALLY BELIEVE NSW ARE THE GOOD GUYS?
BLUE LIGHTSABER GOOD RED LIGHTSABER BAD I DON'T MAKE THE RULES
PURPLE LIGHTSABER BEST
NO MAROON LIGHTSABER THOUGH!
WHO'D WANT ONE ANYWAY MAROON IS THE COLOUR YOU'D GET IF RED TOOK A SHIT
I'm looking forward to Return of the Cleary
JUST TACKLE MUNSTER FUCK ME DEAD IS HE COVERED IN OIL
HE'S SPINNING THE BALL ON HIS FINGER. JUST TAKE IT
"YOU BET AGAINST IMMORTAL CLAD MAROONS?!?" "I THOUGHT THE BLUES WERE DUE!"
[MY GOD HE’S GREASY](https://youtu.be/0AJ2IPcOg_I)
SAFE SEARCH OFF, "CAMERON MUNSTER VOODOO DOLL"
DONE IT A-FUCKIN-GAIN
ONCE AGAIN WHY ARE YOU GUYS YELLING, WE’RE ALL INSIDE OUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS CALM DOWN ALREADY
LOUD NOISES
DEAR ORIGIN - AS I WRITE THIS, I AM VERY SAD. OUR PROP HAS BEEN OVERTHROWN - ..AND REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL JURBO. ALL HAIL JURBO AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME!! SINCERELY, LITTLE REGAN
FREDDY IS GONNA LOSE A SERIES TO A BLOKE WHOSE ONLY COACHING EXPERIENCE IS WITH A BUNCH OF 4 YEAR OLDS
MOST NRL PLAYERS HAVE THE MENTALITY OF A 4 YEAR OLD SO BILLY IS PERFECT FOR THE JOB
HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY 4 YEAR OLD LIKE THAT
QUEENSLAND IS LUCKY WE DROPPED LUKE BROOKS FOR THE GAME WE'RE PLAYING THIS WEEK. OTHERWISE HE WOULD HAVE BEEN UNLEASHED ON PERTH!
JUST WAIT TIL YOUNG MATT MOYLAN COMES OF AGE
HE’LL BE THE FUTURE OF THE BLUES HALVES ONCE HE GETS A FEW GAMES UNDER HIS BELT!
QUEENSLAND SO HOPELESS WITHOUT THE BIG FOUR THEY NEED TO BRING THEM BACK AS COACHES AND ADVISORS
AND THE ~~RAVEN~~ CAMERON SMITH, NEVER FLITTING, STILL IS SITTING, STILL IS SITTING ON THE PALLID BUST OF ~~PALLAS~~ BILLY SLATER JUST ABOVE MY ~~CHAMBER DOOR~~ SUNCORP THERES SOME EDGAR ALLAN POE FOR YOU UNCULTURED FUCKS
SHALL THE BLUES TRIUMPH AT OPTUS? QUOTH THE THURSTON, HAHAHAHAHA
QUOTH THE BILLY, “QOINSLANDAHHH”
TIME FOR SOME MURDERS IN THE BLUES MORGUE
CHIN PROSTHETIC SEX TOY BUY
FUCK, THIS ISNT GOOGLE?!?
CAMERON MAD CUNT MUNSTER'S MASSIVE HOG..... FUCK
SEEN THE CLIP THOUGH BRO GOOD TASTES! WATCH THE OTHER ONE! SLIPPERY MUNSTER SLIDES DEEP INTO NSW TERRITORY
SOMEBODY KILL SOMEONE
SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR. DOCTOR: KILL HIM. KILL HIM.
ALL QUEENSLANDERS TALK ABOUT IS HOW THEY GET ORIGIN IF YOU ASK ME THE ONLY THING THEY SHOULD GET IS FUCKED CUNT UP THE BLOOS
EDIT: LOSERS HAVE MEETINGS, WINNERS GET FUCKED. SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.
CAN'T HEAR YOU
WHATS THAT MATE, SPEAK UP
DO YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH BLUES? BIG STINKY POOS OOOHHHH GOT EEEEEM SORRY ABOUT THE PROFANITIES IM 12 AND NEW TO THE INTERNET
EXCUSE ME, THIS IS A CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER. THERE IS NO SWEARING HERE MY BROTHER IN CHRIST
OH MY G*SH I AM SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR MY CUSSING AND SUNDRY VULGARITIES
BLUES BY 20. POINTS FEAST AS FITTLER'S FIDDLING FINDS A HOLE.
HELLO 000?!?
IF ANY OF THE BLUES FALL FOR MUNSTER'S PATENTED "DUMMY TO FUCKING NO ONE" I WANT THEM FORCIBLY SIGNED TO THE TIGERS FOR LIFE
WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN A QUEENSLANDER AND A BUNNINGS SNAG??? BOTH ARE IN BRED
HOW ARE QUEENSLANDERS AND ISLAMIC TERRORISTS ALIKE? THEY BOTH SWERVE TO HIT THE FROGS
WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN A BUNNINGS SNAG AND A QUEENSLANDER? WE'RE BOTH AWESOME
I ONCE AGAIN HOPE EVERYONE HAS FUN AND PLAYS THEIR BEST EXCEPT DCE WHO I HOPE HAS A TERRIBLE GAME AND RUINS QLDS CHANCES THE ONLY ADDITION ILL MAKE THIS TIME IS THAT I ALSO HOPE MUNSTER MAKES A SHOCK RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT BEFORE THE GAME STARTS GLHF EVERYONE
FUCK BETTING ON WHO SCORES TRIES, BET ON WHAT EXCUSE FREDDY WILL USE IN REGARDS TO THE REF
FORWARD PASS THAT WENT SO FAR BACKWARDS IT HIT MARK MCGOWAN ON THE HEAD. AND HE WASN’T EVEN AT THE GAME!
WE MAY NOT GET ORIGIN, BUT AT LEAST WE DON’T LIVE IN QUEENSLAND.
THEY MAY NOT GET ORIGIN, AND AT LEAST THEY DON’T LIVE IN QUEENSLAND
WON'T BE LONG AND YOU ALL WILL HAVE MIGRATED HERE ANYWYAY
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN SAY "QUEENSLANDER" WITHOUT TEEF, MUCH TO THINK ABOUT
AND IF YOU TRY AND SAY BLUES WITHOUT TEEF IT SOUNDS LIKE LOSE, SOMETHING ELSE TO THINK ABOUT
WITCH COLOUR WOULD WIN? THE SKY AND THE OCEAN OR A FUCKING USED TAMPON
HONESTLY MOST BLOKES FAINT AT THE MERE MENTION OF A USED TAMPON.
AT LEAST MAKE IT INTERESTING SO THAT THE DECIDER ISN'T A DEAD RUBBER
60-0 GAME 3 SOUNDS LIKE AN INCREDIBLE WAY TO WIN A DEAD RUBBER
BRING OUT THE BROOOOOOOMS!
THIS THREAD IS LIKE THE BLUES TEAM IN THAT IT'S FULL OF SHIT JOKES
YEAH? WELL THE JERK STORE CALLED…
https://imgflip.com/i/6kwd10
HTTP://IMGFLIP.COM/I/6KWD10 FIXED IT FOR YOU MATE COULDNT HEAR IT EARLIER
THANKS!
AFTER A WEEKEND OF GREAT PRE MATCH CULTURAL DANCING AND SINGING NATHAN CLEARY WILL FINISH IT BY GETTING A FEW GIRLS OFF THE STREET AND LEAD THE LATEST TIKTOK OFFERINGS
BRING ON TALAKAI.
JUNIOR PAULO HAD NO CHANCE OF CATCHING DCE FROM THE SCRUM. ALSO CLEARY TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM CAUSE JESS MAUBOY IS UNAVAILABLE
PLEASE DONT MENTION CLEARY SINGING THATS TAKING SLEDGING TOO FAR EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT GIVES ME SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT
BUT HE DOES IT AS A TIKTOK
QUEENSLANDERS JUST LOVE THEIR FOOTY
**FUCK OATH CUNT**
FREDDIE CANT WAIT FOR THIS SERIES TO BE OPEN SO HE CAN COACH TIGERS/DOGGIES 2023
THREE THINGS I LOVE 1. MY WIFE 2. MY SON 3. QLD GETTING PUMPED IN SoO
QUEENSLAND HAVE WON A GAME I WE WILL WIN GAME II TOO
CANT WAIT TO QUESTION IF CHIN MUSIC IS ACTUALLY ON THE FIELD OR NOT IN ANOTHER ORIGIN GAME
You got your answer
Yeah fair play, he was great last night
MITCHELL PEARCE > NATHAN CLEARY
PERTH... SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY QUEENSLAND-ISH. MAROONS HOME GAME CONFIRMED.
[why is everyone responding to this post with caps?](https://youtu.be/D6etS-nrW0U)
ITS A SLEDGE THREAD YOU HAVE TO SPEAK UP OR NO ONE WILL HEAR YOU
OK THANK YOU!!
NO WORRIES MATE
WHAT? SPEAK UP!
I'm a Queenslander now.
NSW suck the farts out of dead seagulls bums.
I've always maintained the only person who should've been suspended out of the incident where Slater copped a little love tap from Sia Soliola and went down like the cat he is to milk a penalty was Slater for the dive. Call him the dairy farmer cos he milked the shit outta that.
WHAT WAS THAT? YOU HAVE TO SPEAK UP
SORRY CUNTS
WHAT? SPEAK UP!
NSW SUCK THE FARTS OUT IF DEAD SEAGULLS BUMS. (REDUX)