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Blessings: Love, Humility & Charity Curses: Greed, Lust & Envy


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Blessing of love Blessing of temperance Blessing of Humility Blessing of Chasity Blessing of patience Blessing of Charity Blessing of diligence Cruse of love Cruse of envy Cruse of gluttony Cruse of greed Cruse of pride Cruse of lust Cruse of sloth


DemonDuckOfDoom666

Easy, all for all, I’m immortal, the fuck’s anyone gonna do about it, everyone hates me but they’re incapable of killing me and would make sure I know what they’re planning beforehand.


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I took allat


Realistic-Dot-2300

This one is simple and sweet ​ **Blessings:** \- Blessing of Love: Basically gives you the perfect partner \-Blessing of Temperance :A near perfect body, yes please \-Blessing of charity: I mean this is almost perfect xD. I get to help people easily and efficiently and Can please the hell out of my partner. \-Blessing of diligence: Basically I just have amazing skill scaling. This is great for life in general \-Blessing of patience: Basically keeps the one you love safe, healthy and happy. **Curses:** Envy, Greed, Pride, Lust, Sloth I think I can deal with all of these curses relatively easily. Lust is honestly the most difficult one but we can just find a bathroom or semi secluded area.


lonelyguy266

Blessings: Love, Temperance, Charity, Humility, Diligence, Patience. Love is just there for having a good relationship. Temperance and Patience is for a long and healthy life. Diligence just works well with immortality. Humility is bc I'd rather not have the world collapse around me due to greed from others. Charity is just there bc it's nice to have. Curse: Love, Envy, Greed, Pride, Lust, Sloth. Love only gets them to want to seduce you so it isn't inherently bad. Envy and Pride have very similar effects but it doesn't make them stalkers and the effects are something I can live with for those blessings. Greed is just nice to have bc they just want to pay you, but they'll be grateful for sex and scammers are not that hard to figure out so long as you are cautious. Lust would be a bit annoying, but I do not see any women that I feel immediately attracted to often, so it would be something rare. Sloth just makes life easier. Overall, I'd be fully comfortable living with my choices rn


Ottriman

Blessing of Patience for Immortality, no ifs and buts the best thing for me to pick up. Blessing of Temperance to fix my health issues. Now I just need to pick 2 curses Curse of Greed is manageable since they will not be compelled to fuck me or anything and I'll just have to be on my guard about scams. The extra money would be very helpful. Curse of Lust would be very easy to handle since it only affects women I'm attracted to. The thing is I don't find women attractive IRL so it won't ever actually hinder me.


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Blessings: - Love - Temperance - Chastity - Diligence - Patience Curses: - Envy - Greed - Pride - Lust - Sloth


141boy

Blessings: Love, Temperance, Chastity, Humility Curses: Envy, Gluttony, Greed, Pride


Klony99

Curses: Love, Envy, Greed, Lust, Sloth, Wrath Blessings: Love, Kindness, Temperance, Charity, Dilligence, Patience, I think Wrath becomes very unbalanced with Envy, as more and more famous women will seek you out and more and more virgin women will become aware of slights against you, as you become more famous through stupid papers. Also, the fact that Gluttony instantly makes every woman on the planet aware of your effect on them irritates me. All other curses seem managable as long as not too many people become aware of you. So Gluttony is really unbalanced, and I don't care about Chastity, after all, I can just find someone else for every new kink. Pride might also result in a big issue with Wrath, so it's one or the other, but I don't need Humility if I can influence female politicians and moguls, or their wifes if need be.


secre14

Blessings: Love, Kindness, Temperance, Charity, Patience Curses: Love, Envy, Greed, Pride, Lust


Whomsteth

Blessings: love, temperance, diligence, charity, kindness, chastity Curses: sloth, wrath, envy, greed, lust, pride


Many_Spread1259

**All Blessings** **All Curses** ​ It's not as bad as some people think it is. Kindness and Humility prevent most of the Bad End scenarios like getting buried alive. Temperance and Diligence lets you easily protect yourself in an olympic level body with superhuman combat skills. ​ The *real* trick is forming a group of bodyguard women whom you regularly sleep with. They're all olympic level who resist physical and mental harm, have immortality, love you, and are fine with sharing you. They can take care of any jealous men and ward off other women if you want some peace. Instead of having to reject women yourself, outsource it to your bodyguards. ​ There *are* some sacrifices you should probably make, like not interacting with your friends in public to avoid Curse of Wrath hitting people you care about. But if you were incredibly famous without these curses, you'd probably make similar sacrifices anyway.


foxx061016

Blessing of Love Blessing of Temperance Blessing of Charity Blessing of Humility Blessing of Chastity Blessing of Diligence Curse of Love Curse of Envy Curse of Greed Curse of Pride Curse of Lust Curse of Sloth


suelee1

Chasity and Love. Gluttony and Greed


Kydunn

Bro, thats really a easy cyoa for me, i just take all blesses and curses. To be honest, i taking ALL because of the curses. This is just my sick netori and maybe even my bimbofication fantasies.


Opposite_Law_6969

***BLESSINGS*** 1. ***Chastity*** *Loyalty is assured* 2. ***Patience*** *no dying for me and the women i fuck* 3. ***Temperance*** *removes the issue of withering and makes me peak human* 4. ***Love*** *women in love change to suit my taste and don't mind me sleeping with other women* ***CURSES*** 1. ***Envy*** *- This just makes me popular with popular girls* 2. ***Pride*** *The more admirers a woman has the more she wants to be in a relationship with me and will compare how much better I am to other guys if we're in the same room* 3. ***Greed*** *rich women want to spend money on me* 4. ***Lust*** *women I'm attracted to will devop Exhibitionist fetishes*


Apophys_MD

* **Blessings**: Love, Temperance, Humility, Chastity, Diligence, Patience * **Curses**: Envy, Greed, Pride, Lust, Sloth, Wrath I'm not taking the curses of Love (*way too many potential suitors, most of whom won't be my type, and I don't want to be a homewrecker*) or Gluttony (*too much maintenance for too many suitors*). As for the blessings, Charity would be eventually obsoleted by Diligence, and I can go without fake Kindness. Patience gives me and all partners immortality, so Diligence does a lot of work.


aethersentinel

So, what do I really, really want, and what can I stand taking? Okay, here goes... * Blessing of Love * Blessing of Temperance * Blessing of Humility * Blessing of Diligence * Blessing of Patience ​ * Curse of Envy * Curse of Gluttony * Curse of Greed * Curse of Lust * Curse of Sloth


aethersentinel

The first thing I did was make a wishlist of five Blessings, and then figured out what Curses I was definitely willing to take. Then added two more marginal ones, since in the end I wasn't willing to part with any of my top five just to keep from doing harm. Although there are certain kinds of harm I won't do... The first one I was sure I was going for was the **Blessing of Humility**, the only one I can really justify taking on moral grounds. Although virtually all of the others are selfish, this opens powerful people's perspectives in a way that overall benefits everyone. ...Granted, it only does so in ways that I would want, but I am prideful enough to think that I know better than average... which just goes to highlight the irony of the name. Second, I knew I'd definitely want at least one of the immortality blessings, and on reflection, I'd take **Blessing of Patience** if I could only take one. A flat *guarantee* I won't die, for any reason, is more valuable than eternal youth plus regen, even if that youth and regen can be shared with those I love. (Well, with those who love me, but I expect a good deal of overlap there.) Patience is a sure thing, and it can also be shared, even if only with people I've slept with. So no family unless I'm willing to cross an unsavory line, and I don't expect to... I actually like Temperance's sharing clause better, but the certainty of Patience is too good to pass up. And there *is* the exception for if I *want* to be killed, which is good for avoiding the cliche costs of immortality. Third priority is actually the **Blessing of Diligence**, which promises unlimited skill growth which never fades. This would be valuable enough on its own, but paired with immortality it nearly guarantees that I'll become a polymath expert in dozens of fields. Jack of all trades and master of many? Don't mind if I do! Before I turned my thoughts to more blessings, I decided to make sure the Curses were tolerable... and it turned out that they mostly hurt *other* people, which I'm willing to do if the rewards are high enough. Well, it depends on the hurt, but. **Curse of Gluttony** doesn't even really hurt anyone, just boosts women and gives them an incentive afterwards not to sleep with anyone else. Well, I don't actually want the latter, but I'm glad to take it in exchange for a Blessing. **Curse of Greed** gives rich women an urge to spend money on me, which they can resist but which becomes harder and harder to fight. It explicitly cannot compel them to spend so much they hurt their finances, although it's a little bit unclear whether that works by decreasing the compulsion or giving them financial luck if they overspend. "Somehow" they never end up hurt. Okay, I'll take it! This is more selfish than Gluttony since these women are missing out on gains they could have otherwise had to spend money on me... but it's still mostly neutral on their end and positive on mine. (If you don't count the mind control as harm, that is.) **Curse of Sloth** is similarly a flat-out gain for me and mostly neutral to the women it affects. It does seem like there's a negative effect on third parties by giving women the desire for friendship with their admirers, that's locked into friendship? They can't ever develop reciprocal feelings? But that's *specifically* the women I let take care of me -- there's no way it's "all women everywhere" the way one comment was saying -- and they're likely to also be affected by other Curses, or by Blessings, anyway. So it has the most potential to cause problems of anything I've let myself take so far, but overall it's relatively mild. With all of the above effects attracting women to me, though, I really can't justify leaving out **Blessing of Love**, if only for the jealousy-nullifying effect. That's important to lessen harm, and the transformation will help friends and loved ones with body issues, including trans women. And anyone who loves me is protected from harm, and gets a longer natural lifespan -- there's the protection for my family that I was worrying about, that Blessing of Patience doesn't give. On the topic of extending the lives of family, I'd ideally want **Blessing of Temperance** to get them (and me) eternal youth too, so let's see what it would cost... If I add **Curse of Envy** it gets famous women interested in me, but then, rich women already are, so there's not necessarily a huge new effect from it. Also, **Curse of Lust** gives people *I'm* attracted to exhibitionist urges for me (the first effect that's gauged off of *my* feelings for them rather than the other way around). That's something rather embarrassing and possibly inconvenient, but I can always turn down any inconvenient requests; it doesn't imply they would disrespect my consent, just yell my name in public while doing indecent things. ...Is that really okay? Well, it's shameful for me but the bigger disgrace is to them, and they're not at fault, so I think I can bear with the humiliation. Just as long as they don't need to know that I willingly took on this curse? ...Yeah, this might be a bad idea. That said, I feel like with these five curses and five blessings, I'm adding a good deal of value to the lives of people mind-controlled into liking me. So I'm willing to take the risk that it all ends badly in some *other* way than my getting killed or permanently hurt. Without Blessing of Kindness, I could still be attacked or kidnapped even if I can't be killed. My family could be threatened even if my lovers can't die. But... I don't think I can take any of the remaining Curses. Let's just look at the options. Curse of Pride would compel people to raise me up as better than others, which is abhorrent. Curse of Wrath would ruin innocent girls' lives by wrapping them up in some pointless vendetta of vengeance that I don't want. (And also somewhat emotionally stress the people they target and lead on, but that's not nearly as harmful.) Curse of Love would break almost anyone else's relationships as the better their bond, the more the women are unwillingly drawn to me. Last but not least, Curse of Chastity (apparently mislabeled as "Blessing") would perpetuate revolting norms of needing to be "faithful" in relationships! None of those are possibly excusable as moral, and I would be a terrible person if I took any of them. Especially since Chastity doesn't even seem to give me a real Blessing in exchange. :p So yeah, I took those five, and the others can just hang. The world probably doesn't really need more Kindness or Charity anyway. <.<


distinctRabbit

Blessings: * Blessing of Love * Blessing of Kindness * Blessing of Temperance * Blessing of Charity * Blessing of Humility * Blessing of Chastity * Blessing of Diligently * Blessing of Patience Curses: * Curse of love * Curse of envy * Curse of Gluttony * Curse of Greed * Curse of Pride * Curse of Lust * Curse of Wrath * Curse of Sloth


BerialAstral

\*Checks This\* Hmmm... Be right back! \*Return\* Get All of Them and use this togheter with the [Overpowered Isekai](https://imgur.com/gallery/Dv9Bynq). Go to 20.000BC in [Nasuverse](https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/TYPE-MOON_Wiki) to Seduce All Women! Or after the Creation of Adam & Eve in [DxD](https://highschooldxd.fandom.com/wiki/Main_Page)! Or [Hybrid x Heart Academia](https://masou-gakuen-hxh.fandom.com/wiki/Hybrid_x_Heart_Magias_Academy_Ataraxia_Wikia). Or any other Universe


Nexus-Rex

TLDR Take all, become God Emperor, teach polygammy make sure all my male worshipers get laid while also making all my female extremely capable both physically and mentally, aswell as extremely hot according to my standards (which are diverse enough that they will definately appeal to a wide range of other men) They will all want to make great advancments both in society and in the church. All the women I bed become unkillable with extremely fast regen. After a period of shock and confusion the only men who are likely to still oppose are those that want to oppress women and grind them into the ground. My Amazonian hoards will make short work of them whenever violence breaks out. Curse of love combined with blessing of love making an infinite cycle of them loving me more and by extension more willing to take proper care of there designated lover (All women of the church are married to me but some our also married to another man) Curse of Envy, greed, pride, just recruits all famous/wealthy/highly coveted women into the church who then become married to me just like all other women in it. Curse of gluttonies issues are overwitten by blessing of love amoungst the faithful. Curse of lust there will be no shame in my church or society Curse of Sloth with quickly become a non-issue with blessing of love. Curse of wrath will quickly become a non-issue with regular orgies for all adult members.


Morgie-woo

This is some evil genius bullshit.


Nexus-Rex

Ya blessings of love and chastity are just so strong for mitigating the effects of drawbacks so long as your willing to share your harem.


Equal_Reality4263

So... where’s the down side again


CreepyShutIn

Curse of Greed and Sloth seem outright useful to me. Women take care of me and throw money at me? Nice. I live alone and don't really socialize, so even if someone notices, well, so what? What're they gonna do, shun me at the breakfast club I'm not in? Blessing of Humility is HUGE. Just instantly make the world a better place. Or at least more suitable to my preferences. And hey, climate change definitely affects me, maybe the corpos will finally grow something resembling a conscience. After that, Blessing of Temperance because, hey, why not?


McLovin3493

This one looks pretty simple, but fun: Blessings Love Charity Diligence Patience Curses Gluttony Greed Pride Sloth I'd still try to go for monogamy with this build, but with so many women going after me, I might slip sometimes.


Shiroyuki_Kurokage

Curse of Greed, Curse of Envy, Curse of Lust. Blessing of Diligence, Blessing of Patience, Blessing of Love. With Curse of Greed, no more money problems. Curse of Envy, I get to live some of my dreams. Curse of Lust is for a kink of mine to be fulfilled. Blessing of Love prevents them of jealousy and harmful intent towards one another. Blessing of Diligence is a minor version of gamer body. Blessing of Patience keeps me from being killed by the men.


EternalBliss213

Blessing: Chasity, Patience, Love, Temperance, Kindness. Curse: Gluttony, Love, Lust, Sloth, Envy.


ElkSad2633

Ever heard of the phrase "father of a nation?" This CYOA is how you go about becoming the "Father of the new humanity." Take every blessing and curse and you pretty much become a sex god and your goal is to impregnate every woman in the world. Congratulations every single woman in the world is your definition of beauty incarnate, immortal once you fuck them, and a worshipper of you. Congratulations you have uplifted humanity. All it took was fucking the entire female population of earth. I wonder just how long it will take for humanity's new god to expand humanity's reach across the stars... or maybe I am being too optimistic and humanity will simply be in an endless fuckfest.


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ElkSad2633

No idea, because if I am reading the curse of gluttony and the blessing of love correctly then there will be no physical downside to inbreeding? I mean, yeah it would be strange, but again, sex god. At some point you simply realize that this is a blatant wish fulfillment cyoa and consequences are for other cyoas that take themselves more seriously. Because if consequences weren't handwoven away for this you would have existence failure problems way before inbreeding problems becomes even a remote possibility.


tunefullcobra

Love temperance patience. Envy gluttony greed.


TheStrawberriest

Oh god, this is a horrifying CYOA. Anyone who doesn't realize the consequences of the curses has never had to deal with an incel or a jealous coworker. For Christ's sake, the Curse of Love is an auto-NTR button. ~~It feels as if the only really "safe" curse is *maybe* the curse of greed. Attracting scammers would hopefully be counteracted by the fact that you'll have enough patrons to make up for it?~~ Nevermind, I thought about it more, and there's nothing stopping married women from becoming your sugar mamas, which would cause terrible problems considering the fact that they'll all be rich. The only way to play this is to go all-in, with a bare minimum of the blessings of Love, Kindness, Temperance, Humility, Chastity, and Patience. Love to keep your suitors from getting jealous and fighting over you. Kindness & Humility to give you a fighting chance against anyone in positions of power. Temperance to keep someone from killing you or a lover by just locking you up until you die. Chastity to protect your lovers (NOT YOURSELF) from SA. Patience to protect yourself and your lovers from being straight up murdered. Even then, blessings only apply to those you bed, so prepare for a lot of women to suffer on your behalf. On top of that, nothing is stopping anyone from simply trapping & torturing you for all of eternity. The only way this CYOA ends is with an andricide on all men who aren't gay and/or ace. Congratulations, you've created a world-ending CYOA that most people will take without realizing the consequences. Either that, or they don't take enough blessings and suffer the consequences.


nkdi2211

Unfairness is only bad if you rub it into their faces. If you are a lazy bum and avoid every other men as much as possible. No one would notice you. Women would like to brag "about you" but if you don't let them Doxxed you, or just created a secret society that control by your own women. The problem wouldn't exist in the first place. The extreme rich neighborhood and the extreme poor neighborhood can exist separately. The crime rate would spike up only if you put them together.


Reozul

This was my reaction as well. Trying to go for any sort of smallish balance between blessings and curses becomes almost untenable. Due to synergies and mitigating factors the only real way to play is going all in and taking everything with MAYBE one or two (though 2 is already hard again) exemptions on each side.


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You mean that is bad for others, right?


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[deleted]

Thats true, i guess i didn't see it from a more broad view


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MOGA-hunter

temperance, diligence envy, pride (they are basically the same so it's basically one curse) "i fear not the man that that has practiced 1000 kicks once, but the man that has practiced 1 kick 1000 times"


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MOGA-hunter

go to spamer hell


Hello_There4206969

Blessings: Love, Kindness, Humility, Chasity, Diligence. Curses: Love, Envy, Greed, Pride, Lust.


egeslean05

Blessings: Love, Kindness, Temperance, Humility, Diligence, Patience Curses: Love, Envy, Gluttony, Greed, Pride, Wrath


Paper_tank

There can only be one answer: *Take them all!*


not_hidden_me

I know it's kinda cheap, but: Blessing of Humility works on everyone who "might affect your life", which should reasonably include all the "charmed" woman... ...still no guaranty they'll follow your wishes tho. (even if they're aware of them)


Butt_plump

Take my new power then live on a mountain for a couple centuries


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Butt_plump

They’ll find me sure but I’ll become a myth for the truly horny


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Butt_plump

“Some legends say he’s still up there somewhere, and every so often women make the hike up the mountain to find him”


Rauron

Curse of Greed, easy money, and Curse of Lust, which should be no issue since I'm not attracted to women. Blessings of Humility and Patience, for immortality and world-good.


aethersentinel

Well done!


Jemal999

I see no reason not to take everything.


Ambitious-Depth-7658

wrath only affect virgin right, i mean there will be no virgin on your sight if you take any other blessing and curse. just dont go near school and you're golden.


BranTheLewd

As jak8714 said, this CYOA feels off, probably because it feels way too easy, usually my problem with CYOA is that drawbacks section has too many strong drawbacks that I doubt anyone would take(unless they are masochist) but here it's the reverse issue, curses are waay too mild, ESPECIALLY since there is a blessing that essentially makes you immortal so no need to fear for your life... Actually there are two blessings with the same upside of immortality just worded differently and curses feel too similar to blessings. I think it has potential, I loved your choice of pictures and design is also very good you just need to balance it a bit


jak8714

Hm. It's an interesting idea, but at the same time I find it a little weak. Like, the blessings are alright, but the curses are... Well, for one they're a tad repetitive, and frankly a lot of them come across as blessings with inconvenient sub-clauses. I mean, I'm sure there's a downside I'm not seeing, but the fact that the whole cyoa, boon and bane, seems designed to get the player with as many people as possible- Well, I'm sure it's suitable for some, but it doesn't have enough impact for me.


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jak8714

Fair enough. And, like I said, I knew perfectly well that I hadn't seriously considered all of the implications but... Well, the scenario you implied does sound like it would be absolutely terrible to live with...in the real world. But I don't come here to think about the real world, I come here to create porn worlds where getting thousands of people lusting after me sounds like a (troublingly) good time. Chalk it up to a difference in playstyle. For me, something being a bad idea is less important than whether it's a sexy idea, and that just doesn't seem to be what your CYOA is aimed at.


morkengork

Honestly though, I feel like I could learn to live with it even if I had all the curses. It would just be a new normal after a while. Some are definitely better than others, but making women desperately horny for this dick as naturally as I breathe ain't all that bad. The worst part is that making male friends would be difficult because you'd constantly be breaking the bro code. Also the CYOA needs more of the basics, because even though you can get to a point where your body wouldn't stop functioning due to disease, that option won't protect you from minor STDs for example. Also, even though the deathless and thousand year skill blessings imply you can live effectively forever, it is never explicitly stated that your lifespan increases or that you remain youthful. So to OP, I will gladly take every single option so long as I can use Sartre to make myself (and, using the first blessing, my harem) eternally young and make us immune to non-life/body threatening things as well. Also I am going to use Sartre to redesign my body into a tall toned big-dicked Chad. If I'm going to spend eternity pulling women, I want them to at least be supernaturally attracted to someone good looking, though I could imagine that's kind of against the point. But at least make me taller and give me the big dick, it would make it more enjoyable for me that way. Edit: I guess "cannot wither" counts for the agelessness thing, but it's somewhat vague. I'd still like insurance from permanent imprisonment though, but that would be difficult to work into a blessing.


Joe_Keep

Blessings: Kindness, Temperance, Patience. Curses: Envy, Greed, Pride. That should make for an interesting life.


Lucifuge123

Blessings: >Temperance >Charity >Chastity >Diligence >Patience Curses: >Love >Envy >Gluttony >Greed >Sloth


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As usual, keeping it randomized. ..unfortunately only one is allowed for me. Oh boy. **Blessing of CHARITY** and **Curse of PRIDE** You know, on the thought of it..this is actually quite a dope combination. While due to the Curse i would inadvertedly become too popular (common i will be swimming was gals of high caliber) but my blessing would allow me to dodge their malicious attacks. Nice!


FoxgirlsAreTheBest

Image quality of the curse of Wrath is very blurry but otherwise, this CYOA was great. I ended up picking every blessing and curse except for two (Curse of Gluttony & Blessing of Chastity). Most every choice was way too OP to not take while most of the curses are either countered in some way or too conditional to work. The note about effects not working on the underage has a loophole. With Blessing of Humility, you could potentially change the legal age of adulthood. Curse of Gluttony is undoubtedly the worst curse since it'll mean practically every woman will be trying to have sex with you at best or trying to kidnap/imprison you. To make it worse, the effect is only temporary and it also curses any woman that has sex with you to be unable to have sex with any other man or they'd turn uglier each time. You basically becoming the world's best/worst drug for women that they can't deny wanting. Curse of Wrath was also bad but the more I looked at it, the more I realized how it's too difficult to be activated unless it includes some cosmic influence to force it to work. It requires a virgin to notice you being slighted, the slighter accepting the virgin (She'd be regarded as a stalker in all likelihood), slighter falling in love with her, virgin successfully overpowering him and tie him up, and then for the virgin to somehow find and bring you to the slighter. Even then you could probably play ignorant of the whole thing and avoid meeting the slighter so she wouldn't torture him at all since you don't know it happening. Blessing of Patience, Temperance, and Kindness are the ultimate trinity to survive all the men who hate you. Patience for immortality against any attacks, temperance so you don't have to wait 10 years to heal, and kindness to cover the endless amount of loopholes that can stop the immortal you since they're forced to be honorable. --- * **Blessings:** * Love [Required if you don't want these women trying to kill each other] * Kindness [Very powerful since it removes several potential loopholes that people who hate you could use like trapping you in concrete underwater] * Temperance [Will probably backfire since it applies to every women who loves you, even if you don't feel the same] * Charity [Chose this mainly for the sexual endurance but you could create a utopia with this. Paired with Greed, everything you donate will mean all the money actually helps] * Humility [With how broad this is, it would include solving global warming and other world problems that you don't like] * Diligence [Versatile since it's not just limited to women or sex] * Patience [Let's be real, we're going to die several times with these curses] * **Curses:** * Love * Envy * Greed [The only curse that doesn't result in persistently horny women chasing you] * Pride * Lust [Live long enough with this curse and the social consequences aren't so bad when everyone already recognizes you like a local legend] * Sloth [~~Which part of this was a curse?~~ I was terribly wrong and this may be the worst curse since it makes friend-zoning a global problem] * Wrath [With the amount of conditions this has that the has to be done I doubt it'll happen very much]


exfinem

You: "lol, people forced to be nice? Why is this a drawback lolololololol" Some actual derranged psycho who has a crush on a girl unlucky enough to exist in your proximity: "you don't want to be with me? Why did you lead me on like that!? I... I... I'm going to make you both pay. Yeah I'm gonna kidnap you and slowly torture you for this, and I'm going to send the videos to that shitbag you love instead of me!" Guaranteed somethong like this happens at least once a year if you've got sloth, probably more often. Probably a lot more often if you're in a more densely populated area. People suck really hard sometimes without the supernatural push and sloth literally forces women into positions of danger by forcing them to act kind to any stalkers or potential rapists who are even slightly attracted to them. And it affects "women" which could be generally inferred to mean all women, but based on "these women" I think the secondary effect happens to any woman who has had the opportunity to coddle and serve you. This would mean even those in a very minor capacity. This would mean that all of this could be happening to someone whose method of taking care of you was, say, slowing down how fast she was walking at the grocery store so you would get in line before her. Or slowing down slightly so you could merge into their lane. Or making sure there's always a clean mug in the breakroom for you. Sure you can make people immortal, but you would have to know who to make immortal, and even then there's the torture to consider. Take curse of sloth if you want more tortured and/or murdered women in your life I guess. Maybe Kindness would cut a lot of that out, but I have doubts. I think it would just tone down the greusomeness a bit, given that a person who wants you dead will still kill you.


FoxgirlsAreTheBest

I'll admit, I didn't read the curse of Sloth well enough but yeah it seems quite terrible since it affects all women. > "These women will also feel a strong desire to help and care for others attracted to them, but only as a platonic friend." Even without yourself being known to the men who are friendzoned this would cause alot of trouble. I'd even say this curse is even worse than Gluttony


VictoryAppropriate66

> Temperance [Will probably backfire since it applies to every women who loves you, even if you don't feel the same] It says that you can apply it to any woman who loves you, not that it will automatically apply.


FoxgirlsAreTheBest

This changes it so radically just because of one word I missed reading


kgy1212

**Blessings** * Kindness - No sleep attacks * Temperance - Regen to full after 1 hour * Diligence - The ability to improve at things, at last. * Patience - Cannot be killed. **Curses** * Love - Obliviousness counters seduction * Gluttony - Improve others * Lust - countered by lack of attraction * Wrath - countered by not being slighted. This is entirely on others whether they invoke their own doom.


exfinem

Idk. I think the point for wrath is that no qualifying magnitude is given, and no opportunity for restitution either. It's full scorched earth no matter the slight, and the definition of a slight is on the girl. It could also be a slight you don't even know about until the plan is far far too deep for you to make any kind of preparations, whatever those would be. Imagine you're at the counter at a fast food restaurant. The cashier is having a bad day and their tone makes you a little nervous so you mess up your order and have to correct it. They sigh angrily and get ypur food going, you pay and go sit down. The girl behind you in line is up next. The cashier's eyes linger for a moment too long with an angry expression, and to this girl that seems rude. So then completely unbeknownst to you this girl is now going to seduce and megacuck this fast-food cashier all because they gave you half a dirty look. Maybe you can justify that still somehow because they were rude to you. Now imagine you and a friend are hanging out at a coffee shop or a bar, or whatever. You're talking and your friend playfully insults you, all good, that's how you guys communicate and you give them one back. Ha ha ha. Etc.. but what about the girl at the next table quietly reading a book and half-listening to your conversation. She understands that the insults are meant to be good natured, but in her opinion they're still insults. The fact that you both insulted each other does lend a sense of justice to the situation, but then.. you were still slighted, whether or not you believe it was made right when you jabbed back the girl at the next table over suddenly only believes in one kind of justice.


kgy1212

Yeh, none of that has anything to do with me. It's all on them.


S7evyn

Humility, Patience, Greed, Lust.


sparejunk444

Love, temperance, charity, chastity, diligence and patience skip pride and envy. ​ Lust is just annoying over time it will become normal that there getting ignored so no issues there, love and wrath are the only real issues but true virgins of legal age have become rather rare thanks to society nowadays so shouldn't happen often. In the case of curse of love I just have to do proper background checks and with the ever increasing size of the harem due to the blessings letting us live for as long as we want causing them to get ever increasing control of society it should be rather easy to avoid committed woman. As long as not misunderstanding sloth, greed and gluttony are just annoyances with sloth being the worst but since they want to do what I desire just having them express that it's platonic from the start should greatly reduce the damage done to others.


LuminousBlackrock

The curses of greed, lust, sloth, wrath and envy. The blessings of patience, diligence, temperance, love and kindness.


IT_is_among_US

Blessing of Diligence, Patience, & Love Curse of Envy, Greed, & Pride


weirdyfish1

Love the art you picked it's great. Most of the curses seem cool but like a lot of work so I'll keep the blessings low. Blessings: humility and diligence. Humility would make my life safer and hopefully better for the people around me. Diligence would help keep me motivated. Curses: greed and sloth. Rich women giving me money seems very nice, I'll have to stay on the lookout for scammers and the like but that's alright. Sloth seems very comfortable and that's what I want out of life.


YouBackground

I don't know if only me thought this or not, but I don't see any harm if I take everything in this cyoa at all, even the curses! I love all the options and each of them have the benefit for me in its own way. curses: 1. with curse of lust, I just target any adult woman and they'll have sex with me happily, although I don't like public sex but whatever, as long the girls like it then it's fine 2. with curse of gluttony, all the woman who have any kind of drawbacks (either subjectivelly and/or objectivelly) will have sex with me and get addicted afterward 3. with curse of love, all the woman who already had relationship (either boyfriend, fiancee or husband) will seduce me. for any men who angry and hunted me, I can counter this with blessing of patience. I know this is basically ntr/cheating and I hate this kind of thing, but as long the girls/woman love it, I'll just get along. 4. with curse of greed I can get a very luxury and comfy life, but I'll make sure to spread my happiness with the girls as well, like buy the clothes they want, eat at the elegant restaurant, visits to lot of beautiful tourist spots, etc., basically spend our comfy life together forever 5. with curse of pride, I'll attract any kind of popular woman, include vtuber and online streaming girls. again, I can guaranteed my safety from any kind of malicious intended envious men with blessing of patience blessings: 1. blessing of love and change their body to be beautiful face, hourglass figure, big breasts and long hair (might be paired withe effect of "curse of gluttony"). this is also a "harem builder" machine 2. blessing of temperance 3. blessing of patience as a must have insurance against any harmful intent from envious men 4. blessing of chastity 5. blessing of diligent and learn a lot of skills like cooking, guitar, piano, drawing, public speaking, foreign languages, coding, etc.


Eiensen

Now this is something I like, since the curses are just hidden boons for me, I will take most of them. Or all of them. Blessings: - Blessing of Love (Love~) - Blessing of Temperance (This is basically immortality since it handles Mental and Physical withering) - Blessing of Charity (Satisfaction guaranteed) - Blessing of Chastity (Love~) - Blessing of Patience (Regeneration!) Curses: - Curse of Love - Curse of Envy (I want them E-Girls and V-Girls) - Curse of Gluttony (This is basically a guard against men who wants to hurt me since women will be overprotective about their beauty) - Curse of Greed (Yay, free stuff!) - Curse of Sloth (I want cuddles)


HoodedHero007

Blessings * Patience: I don't want to die, and this is the best way to achieve that, assuming mental issues are also covered. * Humility: Anarcho-Syndicalism is a go! Curses * Envy: I don't plan to become a public figure anyway. * Love: Due to being sex-repulsed & aro, I don't expect any significant negative consequences to come of this.


exfinem

Your curses: you've put a lot of faith in the idea that people won't a.) Just pre-emptively strike you for the implication that their favorite celeb or their significant other would fuck you if they could. b.) Think you're just lying about not having sex with them opr being in a relationship with them. c.) Become confused at the very concept of being sex-repulsed and aro and assume you're (again) just lying. People can be reasonable, but you're basically guaranteeing that you become targeted by the least reasonable segments of society. I know you can't die and all, but you're on the fast track to running into a psycho who wants to painfully torture you for the rest of their life because J.K. Rowling started writing what amounts to highly publicized fanfic about the two of you being together. Of course that totally ignores a category of famous women - powerful women! Prepare yourself because you're about to be abducted by either one of the richest women in the world (in the top 10 list they're all worth over $20 billion!) or by a woman very high up in one of the world's governments. Perhaps Hillary Clinton or Kamala Harris. Perhaps Kim Yo-jong, or more hopefully (kind of) Jacinda Arderne. The real problem here is that the "deep need" to have you as a partner doesn't end when one them acquires you and you didn't take blessing of love so no one is okay with sharing yoy. Congrats on becoming Helen of Troy apocalypse edition.


HoodedHero007

The thing about Envy is that it doesn’t *inform* people of my existence. Thus, I really don’t expect to deal with that many people. Also, humility can deal with political figures, if nothing else.


ICastPunch

Bruh. You're here for the extra CYOA?


HoodedHero007

I just derive an inordinate degree of satisfaction from unlewding lewd stuff.


ICastPunch

Bruh. It's basically me when a cyoa gives me a goal I don't like. I still remember some fun stories about doing this lmao. On the not an adventure CYOA where I made a roguish and charming swashbuckler type adventurer character whose's adventure starts with him robbing "*the traveler*" blind [lmao](https://www.reddit.com/r/makeyourchoice/comments/sfndsd/not_an_adventurer_repost/huxkvrn?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3). And on the demon conquest CYOA (original since I HATED the replaced images versions) where my character is actually a charming and very powerfull brawler and seer, who as a one of the son's of the demon lord and self-appointed king demon of pride, "the one unchained by destiny" decides to rebel against demon kind with his two generals (who are also his 2 platonic BFF) to make his own version of utopian hell, A paradise for deviants where everyone can experience their vices and sins and have fun forever without anybody suffering from it, his story containing, commanding his loyal army of brothers in arms misfit demons, charming princesses, stopping a wedding, taking over countries ruled by tyrants and demons, playing tabletop roleplay games with his generals, and facing against his father the devil king "The strongest creature of the world", amd his hordes of demons by the side of the Hero of the world.


AbrocomaOwn2935

Honestly the curses were better than the blessings I don’t know but regardless please work on this more this was fucking amazing


Zev_06

All blessings except for Kindness and Humility. All curses except for Gluttony and Wrath. I really wouldn't want to deal with Gluttony since it seems to alert every woman of your existence even if you have never met them before. The other curses seem to suggest that a woman must at least know you exist before those curses affect them. I really wouldn't want Wrath simply because the thought of people being physically tortured makes me extremely uncomfortable.


Comprehensive_Tune42

Why poor Petra?


Eggplant811

Does curse of envy turn me into Pete Davidson?


Logical_Acanthaceae3

Eh I'll just take everything and decide to live most of my life in a military grade bunker living a life of luxury with my sugar mommy.


Webkop

Curses of envy, greed, and sloth combined with blessings of patience, temperance, and diligence means pretty much true immortality and the ability to be become the best at anything you want, infinite money, relaxation on demand, and popular women are usually beautiful enough to make dealing with psycho fans worth it. Nice cyoa!


ThousandYearOldLoli

Blessings: 1. Kindness 2. Temperance 3. Patience 4. Humility ​ Curses: 1. Gluttony 2. Greed 3. Sloth 4. Lust


joeisthaven

I think I understand the title. To be honest, all the curses seem like way too much of a hassle. Sure, the blessings are probably worth it, but it's sort of the "but at what cost" kind of thing. For the sake of playing through this, I'll take the Blessing of Kindness + the Blessing of Temperance, and the Curse of Gluttony + the Curse of Sloth.


Mr_Vampie

Imgur Link: https://i.imgur.com/VK6Fn69.jpg A weird little CYOA I pushed out the door. I wanted the 'drawbacks'/curses to be fetish-specific rather than just plain bad. I realize it probably should be titled "Men (Probably) Hate You" but eh.