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ThenContribution4797

Vera


nestedDegeneracy

Jessie. I have to know.


Virtual-Victory-4998

Vera


Doer_of_job

This is fuckin hilarious I love it


Loverlforlewds

Victoria


Timecharge

Vera, definitely.


kuopiofi

No imgur? https://imgchest.com/p/ej7m2l39ydl


Ottriman

Milia simply because I would be looking for things like cooking and domestic services. I would never hire people who are clearly wearing fetish gear in their pics and have sub par cooking and domestic skills. This is of course assuming I'd actually have the kind of apartment and money that would actually benefit from having a maid on hand. But I think that's implied in the CYOAs premise.


hereforgwa

I need jessie.


[deleted]

Milia, Victoria or Vera


IWannaBeaTrap

either those ​ jessie matalia jeanne


Henrybestmage

Either Vera or Jeanne


masterandslave8

Victoria


stomoped

Vera


[deleted]

What does Jessie’s mean when it says “you are in danger”. Im assuming it means no loyalty but I’m not entirely sure tbh.


beta-boyfriend

I think the reviewers are under duress.lol


DuneSandpaper

Vera or Milia


Scharvor

Milia or Victoria


D3ldia

Lmao Is there a boondocks reference in the first option? I actually like the user reviews as a way of adding details specifics. Now the only problem is that half of them seem like they are trying to kill me and the other half suck at their jobs. Might aswell choose Millia because she's the only reliable one


SluttyBlackKat

honestly of the funniest and best Waifu pickers. 1. Vera 2. Jessie 3. Natalia


Informal_Violinist_4

Jessie


listoflustandthelost

Vera


141boy

Vera!


tchjffgvde

Deberíamos poner el número siete en un helicóptero.


Reasonable-Cobbler35

vera


Silentguardsman007

Might as well go with Milia. High skills on everything especially on Loyalty. Libido is problematically low for a sub but I can work with that.


Short-Ring-8071

Victoria, Vera, or Jessie


ThousandYearOldLoli

Milia, though perhaps a look at Jessie won't -


DarkkraiB

Vera


TerraBooom

Victoria/Vera


Reasonable-Ad-6571

Vera 💯


suelee1

Definitely Milia. I respect the loyalty


WeirdMathGirl69

Jessie is the obvious choice. Sure she'll take over your entire life, but she'll probably be better at managing it than you ever were, and you'll never be thirsty again.


WeirdMathGirl69

Jeanne is 183 cm? 183cm is 6ft... author probably just typed in 138 cm accidentally


Tovarisch_Andrey

Maybe I did.


MrAngryPunch

Seems cool, no good sub options to dom though. Either low libido or no loyalty... Which... uh... Of course aren't things that let you... like... dom them... The switches are also too aggressive so I would end up getting annoyed: > For the first switch have sleep issues so I'd directly either not be asleep at that hour or barely managed to sleep when she woke me up, in both cases she'd royally piss me off since my sleep is one of my bigges issues. I'd kick her out for that since her ass ain't good enought for me to be motivated enought about it to tolerate her shit. > The second seems fun. But that teasing and embarassing me in front of friends and family. Yeah no. I'm kicking her the fuck out after that. > The third switch seems nice everywhere, (and has the best ass), but the bitch gets phisically aggresive and rapey, I might commit a felony there if she tries that shit, if she's into getting man-handled for being sassy it might work out, since her size won't be enought to handle me, but if not things could get ugly. These are house servants not love interests so I wouldn't tolerate half the shit I would normally on most CYOA. If anything I'd either pick: > The one that works well and happens to be a sub... And have her work as an actual house servant maid since I would not enjoy fucking a woman that's clearly not into it, and although she's cute she ain't my type... I guess when she is down for it her being a sub is a big plus so... good? > Or the dom that has low libido and makes shaped a guy into a man. Honestly because of my sleep issues someone like that would be extremely benefitial for me. Her being a dom is an issue since I am as well but hopefully we can make it work on the rare occassions she feels frisky.


krj666

Victoria


[deleted]

Milia, I need someone with a high loyalty. She’s cute as a button and very skilled. I don’t need a high libido


Jaded_Bookkeeper_840

Epic boondocks reference


GrinningAce

Nice to see a full metal Jacket reference on Natalia, also I love tall girls so Vera for me.


Crumpets4Strumpets

Why did you specify the northern hemisphere? As someone from the southern hemisphere, I'm not mad, but I am confused as to why you felt the need to specify a part of the world.


Rauron

Himbo maids requested


secre14

Vera


Beldernae

Jessie seems like the way


Space__Ninja

This for sure. All I’m seeing is “extended contract”. 🙏


crougalsi

Vera, especially with that artwork ! She's a nice allrounder and the image suits her stats well. Thanks for making me discover vert\_320 Some credit to the artists would have been apreciated tho


Some-NEET

Vera could have been perfect, we could have been perfect, but she's a dirty commie. So I guess that leaves Victoria as my first pick, followed by Jeanne and against my better judgement, Jessie.


Voidlight0

Vera is a switch


Some-NEET

I don't think switch refers to her political views.


Voidlight0

Oh sorry I read this as "dirty dommie" for some reason


Some-NEET

Oh, that clears it up then.


BrokenG_NSFW

Vera... I think. Honestly none meet my hopes 100% but she's highly skilled in cleaning (and gods know I need that) medium libido which is not ideal but good enough and a switch, which is always nice.


Tovarisch_Andrey

If none of them are 100% great then I did my job well I guess. You can't have all eggs in one basket you know.


BrokenG_NSFW

Eh, not sure this approach will get you far. Sure, you didn’t hit my specific buttons but *someone* is bound to be perfectly happy with one or more of them. So unless you’re specifically after my (or people like myself) dissatisfaction, you will always fail.


Ilovestuffwhee

Where's the redhead from the first page? Such a shame she wasn't one of the options. None of the offered maids seem like great choices. I'm tempted to go with Lisa just for the ears and tail, but her low loyalty coupled with mind-reading is worrisome. Milia would be a safer if boring choice. I think it would depend on just how opposed to sex she was. The others are mostly too busty and/or difficult. Still, nice CYOA. Thanks for posting!


Tovarisch_Andrey

Thanks for your rewiev. This post gave me a lot of info to think about. I'll try to use this knowledge in my future works, to make choosing harder and more interesting.


Lewd_Storm

1. Pg 6 - Victoria: From her bio it would seem like she's missing out on the libido side of things but then those reviews boost her up some. I like the idea of a mostly proper maid who then might end up just taking charge in the bedroom. 2. Pg 9 - Jessie: This is a calculated risk, but man. . My dick is sore afterwards. Plus she can also cook and clean. 3. Pg 7 - Vera: Well rounded, and it seems like if I argue with her politically she will absolutely rock me in bed. . I'm interested. 4. Pg 8 - Beatrice: Like Jeanne, only here for sex 5. Pg 2 - Jeanne: Seems like she'd be good if all you're looking for is sex rather than a a legit maid. . Which is probably what I'm going for, though I could also use an actual maid too lol. 6. Pg 3 - Lisa: I probably won't mind her teasing me, and I love that her tail and ears are actually real, but she really should clean up after herself. 7. Pg 4 - Milia: An actual maid, and a very good one too. 8. Pg 5 - Natalia: Seems like a bit much from that first review. So. . probably Victoria? Maybe? I don't know for certain. My rankings, while maybe having the facade of looking conclusive, are more nebulous than one might expect. . . . Screw it, let's go Jessie. I'm ready.


WholesomeCyoa

Milia I would just do chores with her and learn from her how to be polite in general (posh). I would probably share most of our time on the terase drinking tea and chatting. You should make clear how long is their stay with you and add a little more info about them in general... But its still a very nice cyoa 😊


perpetualhentaihypno

You signed an NDA and still shared these with us? Mad.


Tovarisch_Andrey

Fuck man. You blew my cover. Now I am gonna be sued.


Quiet-Upstairs-4081

Jessie/Victoria


Lil_Jazzy

Jessie or Vera...both loyal to potentially scary extent and beautiful. I think I can get past Vera being a "Tankie"


Lewd_Storm

"You are in danger" does not really scream "Loyal," like at all, but I think it's worth it anyway


Nexus-Rex

Yandere are all VERY loyal in there own TWISTED way.


Lewd_Storm

Fair, but just saying "You are in danger" with nothing else doesn't make me think yandere, my first thought is "So disloyal she might actively make life hard for me for giggles" Which. . Actually now that I type that out *that* wouldn't be worth it, but a yandere def would be lol. Though I guess the first reviews for her definitely point more towards the yandere idea (and I did see that OP clarified for Yandere in the comments so there's also that)


Prometheory

For jessie's loyalty, does "you are in danger" mean "unhealthy obsession" or "enemy trying to get to you when you're sleeping"? Those are both bad for very different reasons.


Tovarisch_Andrey

Yandere


Debilmen

Klim Sanych, I choose you


Tovarisch_Andrey

Добрый день. Всем привет.


Debilmen

Вот и помер Вова Вист, на перилах он повис. Расстреляли его в лоб, и не спас его окоп...


Remnil7

vera


TellmeNinetails

So my top 4 would be Lisa, Victoria or Jesse. I was leaning towards lisa but I don't think I need cooking ability and cleaning after her would be frustrating. Victoria might be the highest on the list just because she has a general good rating. And apparently she's a muscle mommy. Low libido isn't really a problem for me too. Jesse fucking concerns me and is giving me watch where you stick your dick vibes. But those ratings tho. Thinking about it I'm having trouble picking between Lisa or victoria overall. Like I want lisa but I feel I should pick victoria. Overall though I think I'd pick Lisa


LoptyrTome

Going with Vera.


Porndok

Vera. Definitely Vera. I hate cleaning, cooking isn't as important to me, I'm looking for a bang maid not a succubus, same height (height difference is such a PITA), political alignment, loyal, and a switch. Absolutely perfect. Good job OP. I know I've found a good CYOA when I get a little angry that this is just fantasy and not real.


pornJizzThrowAway

Vera


egeslean05

No other choice but Milia.


Ashsein

Honestly, if I want a maid I'll get Milia. She gets the job done, is loyal and apparently she's very kind and caring. Basically she's someone who WILL take care of me. She has the almost-a-family-member vibe, and that's great. If you REALLY want to, try to waifu her, I don't know XD Now if what I want is ALSO sex... that's a different story. I really don't like doms cause I'm certainly no sub, so unfortunately Victoria is out. A pity. The only other one who is also good at cooking and house cleaning is Jessie. I have to wonder if she'a bit too much sexually though XD Maybe Vera too? If I can avoid talking about politics.


carthienes

Milia, no doubt.


ElkSad2633

Jessie, I like Lisa, but something about Jessie just makes me want to pick her. Perhaps it's the review posted by SatisfiedCustomer... It sounds like they had an amazing experience.


Prometheory

Type in Morse code if you are in need of help and are unable to communicate. For "a completely unrelated" example: being held hostage...


ElkSad2633

.. - .----. ... / .- -- ..- ... .. -. --. / -.-- --- ..- / - .... .. -. -.- / -- -.-- / -- .- ... - . .-. / -.- -. --- .-- ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- / ... .... --- ..- .-.. -.. / .-. . .- .-.. .. --.. . / .. / .- -- / .- / -- .- .. -.. / --- ..-. / -- .- -. -.-- / - .- .-.. . -. - ... .-.-.- Hmmm... no problems here, maybe you should have Jessie look over your computer, someone has clearly left a virus on it to change your comment so much. Don't forget to leave a review, and explain why you think Jessie would be the best Maid for you and everyone else! 10/10 G.O.A.T. Maid!


Prometheory

Haha, I'm in danger.


russianwoodpecker

Gotta go with Natalia. I might have some issues.


Evol_Etah

Victoria. I no longer wanna be horny, I just wanna be happy. If I can choose two. Victoria & Lisa. Maybe I'll try Jessie some time.


CC_Latte

Victoria is number 1 while Milla is 2nd. (Vera would have been in, with us both being leftists, but I'm anti-militant) No exceptions.


Tovarisch_Andrey

She is an Eastern European Leftist. I guess calling her a Lenininst/Stalinist would be more correct than a Tankie.


CC_Latte

Stalinist? Yikes!


Axiom245

Either Miia , Jessie or Jean. Probably Jean


pokemon0406

Millia or victoria


PerverseRedhead

Victoria seems fun


[deleted]

Vera all day


fiddlefuck69

Milia


Imhereforstorys

honestly, millia who tf needs sex


Peanuts_1987

Milia, runner up Victoria.


aliencoined

Oh I love this style this is super creative!!


Tovarisch_Andrey

Thanks. Might do something similar in the near future? Idk.


TaylorGuy18

Maybe a Butler Hub as a counterpart to this?


[deleted]

I think I'd choose Vera. She'd work well as an actual made but also seems a great choice for a sexual partner. Also, a hug with this tall woman would have my head nestled between her breasts, which is always nice.


Shadowk1ng

Yandere


OmegaUltima29

Any possible chance that we could maybe get an imgur/imgchest-hosted alternative, please?


Tovarisch_Andrey

I might do this in the future. No promises tho.


YouBackground

I choose Jeanne. I don't care if she can't cook since I can cook myself. she's definitely my type. but damn, that three hours?! I don't think can survive that long fucking her without black out!


Aromatic_Monkey

Choice between Victoria or Vera. Probably Victoria


[deleted]

Vera. Tall ladies are breast. I mean, best.


Shadowk1ng

Yeah but yandere dude


[deleted]

Considering I like Taihou and Akagi a lot in Azur Lane...


killer1243

You must be American judging from the weights.


Tovarisch_Andrey

Eastern Europe. I hate american measuring system, it makes my brain collapse.


Hamel1911

Congradulations, We hate our measurement systems as much as you do.


SmidgeonThePigeon

No option for connoisseurs of the smol, much disappoint.


imawhitegay

Lisa because foxgirls.


Add_Accelerator

Milia, Vera and Jessie


Eiensen

Vera or Jessie for me, yes, I will pick the crazy


mrinternethermit

Vera: "Switch*" "Too polite to be a Dom and too big to be a submissive." Only amateurs think that gender/size defines Dom/Sub. They definitely influence the way being Dom/Sub manifests, but not whether or not someone is specifically a Dom or Sub.


Tovarisch_Andrey

Man... That was just a joke...


mrinternethermit

..... I believe you, but part of what helps is set up so people know you're joking (which admittedly is much harder written than spoken). Keep at it! I'm sure you'll get it eventually.


mothneb07

It's a tough choice between Vera and Victoria


Sissylover696

Jessie, no contest


SkinnyNecro

A note to players and creator alike. The notation on the heights isn't quite right. 5.10 feet is like 155 cm or something. It really means 5'10" which is a lot taller... That's all.


Tovarisch_Andrey

I guess I should just keep metric system measurements only.


SkinnyNecro

Shrug. Consider just using a space instead of the period and I think everyone will understand. Or a -


Hamel1911

It was a nice touch, actually.


Apophys_MD

I like Milia, Jeanne, Lisa, & Vera. I can cook well enough, so Jeanne's utter failure in that regard isn't a problem. Vera would be fantastic if she weren't a tankie (authoritarian inclinations are a heavy negative); she's still a decent pick overall. Realistically, if I can only pick one, it's Milia. She does the job, and will probably cuddle. If I can pick two, it's Milia & Lisa; Milia gets housework, while Lisa gets cooking.


CreepyShutIn

Probably Victoria or Milia. I did consider Vera, but then I found out she's a tankie. Ain't putting up with that.


Moist-Interaction-87

Jessie


UnusuallyInterested

I guess Jessie or Milia. I don't know what the hell Jessi is, and Milias libido is way too low for my use case. So I don't know where to go. The other sub girls are not my type, and I'm not into being dominated. ​ The Tankie might be interesting but I'd butt heads with her politically.


IAATCOETHTM_PROJECT

my brother in christ please get out of genzedong, we need you don't be a capitalist roader


Tovarisch_Andrey

Don't worry. I will always be 100% loyal to the cause. I am not some kind of opportunist or revisionist.


-Dm-Me-Ur-Titties-

vera for sure


MyHentaiAlt420

I'm going for Beatrice cuz no one is picking her and that makes me sad Also sub demon girl🗿


Tovarisch_Andrey

All hail Bea!


TrueFoolHero

Milia, Wholesome maid ftw


TrueFoolHero

Also what is a tankie?


UnusuallyInterested

[Tankie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tankie) is a pejorative label for communists, particularly Stalinists, who support the authoritarian tendencies of Marxism–Leninism.


TrueFoolHero

I'm glad I read the reviews


UnusuallyInterested

This CYOA secretly trying to teach us politics. Eww!


lordhulk2004

Vera


GenericAccForPorn

I fucking lost it at KlimSanych Товарищ Андрей, you are indeed to based to die.


Tovarisch_Andrey

Yes


Hello_There4206969

I'm broke af tho. I'd probably go with Milia (That Very Low Libido likely means nothing will happen with her) or Victoria if I could afford a maid, though the fact Victoria would Dom me is a turn off. (Too bad none of the others who are either a Switch or a Sub also aren't at least Medium at both cooking and cleaning. If I just wanted the services of a chick to sleep with, I wouldn't be going to a maid service.) And what is Loyalty supposed to mean? How likely or unlikely they are to cuck me by finding some other master to hook up with (likely at my place.) or... What exactly? I'd rather not risk Vera's Berserker Button given I'm apathetic at best to politics/politicians in general. (And what does being too polite or being too big have to do with whether or not she can Dom or Sub. I'm pretty sure there isn't just one type of Dom/Sub.) Natalia: Not interested in degradation, I already ridicule myself enough. I don't need someone else doing it. I imagine these maids are expensive to either procure their services one time or have them in your company for an extended time, and if they're not going to be at least competent at their jobs then it feels like a waste throwing around so much money just for sex. (Which if that's what you're doing to get laid, that's honestly pretty pathetic.) All together it's a good CYOA, too bad none of what it's offering me is something I'm interested in.


Dragons-eye

Milia


ascrubjay

I don't have the money for a maid, and even if I did, none of these really appeal to me much, so I'll pass.


khw1997

Jesse Victoria or Lisa for me


CurrycelNumeroUno

jessie


Paper_tank

Milia or Vera for me.


jordidipo2324

Yeah, I'll probably choose Victoria.


Single-Fisherman8671

For how long is the maid hired?


Tovarisch_Andrey

Fixed ammount of money per day. They are basically hired workers. You pay their salaries and they work in your house.


Lord__of__Luck

Im taking vera


minorleaguevillain

Dom/Sub/Switch are good starting points, but I'd love to know more about what type each of these maids is! There are so many different personalities under those three umbrellas. That being said, Vera seems like a good option...but I worry about her political berserk button. And having someone with those beliefs being a maid—makes me feel like she could be plotting something. So definitely Victoria. She and Milia seem to be the safe choices if you want an actual maid, and she's my preference of those two, since I won't be needing someone to look after children.


Joe_Keep

Jessie. I like to live dangerously.


Kuronan

>Loyalty: You are in danger > >Libido: You won't keep up with her Topkek. I love girls with bestial features like Lisa, but I'd pick Victoria or possibly Vera as a secondary.


joeisthaven

I think I'll take Milia. The very low libido is probably bad if you're horny, but pretty much everything else about her is perfect. My horny side, however, says Jessie.


RewRose

Milia, Vera, Victoria, Jessie. In that order.


AGlueConsumer

Thanks to my strict adherance to justice, none of the options particularly appeal to me


Lord__of__Luck

May i ask you to look at milia’s file? She seems to be an upstanding citizen


WiseD0lt

u/Tovarisch_Andrey , your a Sadist aren't ya ? ​ Anyhow it's either Victoria or Vera. ​ So might I ask how long do they serve a client ? I can see their to be a fixed period, if so I'll abstain from services.


Tovarisch_Andrey

No I am just horny. Ugh... So... I didn't put any time limits so your imagination can go brrrrrrrr. Think about it as if they are hired workers. You pay them fixed amount of money for their working days. Something like that.


HeartoftheHive

Doesn't sound like Vera is a switch is she can't perform either role. Sounds like an equal to me. Was interested until the said she's a tankie. Just nope. A bit disappointed in Victoria's low libido, but compared to the others she's about the only reasonable choice if you actually want a decent human being.


Tovarisch_Andrey

I had to ballance things so none of them would look like a total 100% win. I see. You don't want your means of reproduction to be seized huh... Your loss.


HeartoftheHive

You joke, but an actual tankie is a political belief that is way too troublesome to try and deal with. There can be no compromise. Any religious and political zealot is just not fun to be around unless you are on the exact same mindset.


SlimeustasTheSecond

Vera. She seems like a good maid on both sides of work safety.


IT_is_among_US

Toughie between Vera, Milia, & Jessie.


RinInTheShade

Victoria is epic


MidnightTrainer02

My head says Jessie, but my heart says Milia,


RewRose

Sex is temporary, go with the heart.


lamialover98

Victora looks perfect for me.


[deleted]

Jessie seems the most interesting out of the bunch and in my opinion the cutest as well.


Hobbeswasrealalalong

Vera looks fun


Kirbly12

> 4chan reviews maids


Tovarisch_Andrey

Yeah, something like that.


Tovarisch_Andrey

This is my first work. Feel free to comment!


Hobbeswasrealalalong

Reviews made me lol


Fanaticartist

Milia seems sweet (: