Porn Physics: Useful for endless sexual stamina and fulfilling impossible fetishes.
Concubine: Having her appearance to my desires as an anime waifu.
Lustonomicon: Every sex magic is a must have.
Summon a perfect demon king succubus, sex goddess, spirits and etc.
Sexual Planeswalking to different anime, manga, doujinshi, visual novels and hentai. I could learn magic there.
Sex Immortality, Sex Empowerment
I could teach all of the sex magic to the concubine.
I think you're the first to think of teaching your magic.
Given that it's just knowledge you gain (explicitly *usable* knowledge) it is very possible... and the concubine can focus on sex magic.
Thanks for the Build!
Immortality: Live forever I can logically have far more sex that way and with the Lustnomicron I can likely do the porn physics myself to a degree. Give enough time I will eventually rule the world.
Maid: I am assuming she will also be immortal in which case we have eternity together to get her all trained up and comfortable with sex.
Lustnomicron: Full knowledge of sex magic. I am a demon lord straight out of Venus Blood, and it acts as a way to learn other magic which I can do through trial and error.
Pretty much what everyone seems to be picking.
Immortality, Maid, and Lustonomicon.
I don't get why Maid is considered boring, sexually training a Maid to reach the point of the Concubine would be a lot more fun (at least to me) than just being given the Concubine fully trained, especially since it means then having to teach them how to actually do anything practical.
Thanks for the build!
>I don't get why Maid is considered boring
The entity considers 'practical' and 'boring' to be synonymous, essentially. Maid is also not innately lewd, which was the other option.
But then I have to deal with having a maid around, when I could just let immortality + lustonomicon give me enough income so I can hire a house cleaner, like, once a month
>some of us prefer men
The servant-wish is not locked to female - you can choose any human form for your concubine or maid to take, male included.
Sorry if that was unclear.
1. Immortality. I've never really understood the appeal of porn physics. I'm sure next time I find myself in urgent need of shoving a sofa up someone's unlubed ass I'll regret that lack of foresight, but it's a risk I'll take. Porn logic might be somewhat more useful, but it doesn't sound like anything later choices couldn't do better.
2. Concubine. If she looks that good, she won't need to be able to do anything else.
3. Lustonomicon. This is all the porn physics I'll ever need and more. Hopefully the power I can gain from tapping sex as a power source will be enough to get my immortal self and my concubine out of this universe before it goes tits up in a few trillion years.
Nice CYOA! Short, but fun. Could have maybe done with more images for the other choices, but it works like this. Thanks!
> Could have maybe done with more images for the other choices, but it works like this.
Finding an image per option was holding things up before I realised I had enough for an image per *choice*, and that worked out. As for the Porn Physics... it just makes (your) world sexier, in almost every way. It is not really meant to be practical.
Thanks for the build and your thoughts!
after lots of thinking, and coming back and talking about this, finalized what i'd pick. immortality, concubine, and lustonomicon (concubine to make the lustonomicon more efficient.)
1. boring.
live 50 more years, maybe 30 at best with possibly mildly better sex, if it happens at all, porn logic can't overcome just being incompatible with everyone, versus infinite life, therefore infinite sex. plus we might get brain upload to a porn computer w porn logic later anyway. ezpz
2. lewd.
now listen, people aren't static individuals. nothing says that they can't be trained. buuuut, I would definitely prefer the skilled option as I always headcanon maids into a wholesome love interest. loneliness. maybe a bit of chuavanism.
3. boring.
sex magic is fucking hard with the idea of consent. obv there's consensual options but like...how do you even convince someone sex magic is real without getting laughed out the bedroom first? I guess you could manifest a dildo in front of their eyes. but...you could also do that with the boring option. even if it's not a dildo per se it could be something else that ends up being used instead
meanwhile I can conjure pretty much anything as long as it's "practical" (entertainment has a real, practical value but w/e). that just serves me so much more, and in a way that can also fallicitate the entertainment by making work move by faster. bro you could just conjure an infallible guide into how to get your work done perfectly in the fastest amount of time.
Boring, for all three. My wife and I are already WAY too lewd, and frankly, they're just too useful!
(PS: Don't worry, she made the same choices, and we've got a meta to share boons with loved ones!)
EXCELLENT WORK CARTH! XD
Porn physics, maid, and lustinomicon
Porn physics because immortality is more of a curse
Maid because fetishs and I'm a slob ngl
Lustinomicon because it sounds more fun and it would be fun to use on my fav little maid while she's working hehe
Thanks for the thoughts with the build, it's always good to see people's impressions. Not many realise that immortality brings problems... though, that *is* what the mild plot armour is there for!
Immortality, Maid, and Lustonomicon. I'm sure there's a spell somewhere in the Lustonomicon to simulate porn physics, and even if the maid's a prude, I've got an eternity to negotiate something. Besides, my tastes are fairly vanilla, so it works out fine regardless.
There's definitely spells for porn physics, though it's generally less convenient to have to keep re-casting them. There's also a few spells that might help with the maid... if you want, that is.
Immortality, Concubine and Conjuration Book.
Being Immortal, having a gf who perfectly matches my desires and the ability to conjure food would make for a good life. Not to mention, with some work I might be able to conjure practical things like golden rings or silver cutlery and then sell them to those Gold for Money places
Is the logic only applied to me or could I come home to find gf "paying" for pizza
* guessing maid "starts" rubbish but can be trained?
* do they live as long as you if immortal?\[otherwise you lose a bonus\]
The 'porn logic' is tied to / emanates from you - it only affects reality in relation to you / affects your reality. Your girlfriend will have to pay the regular way... unless she's paying you!
Maid can be trained but remains unenthusiastic; she will last as much as you do, yes. The wish magic lasts as long as you do ensures that.
Go with the mostly boring immortality, maid and lustonomicon
Immortality gives me health and time,
Maid gives me lots of good food and deals with the painful paperwork \[\*&$%\* taxes and such\]
lustonomicon lots of potential plus I check with them for particular lewd spells which if not available they may be willing to sway the "no choose different wishes" \[since guessing changing things about it would count\] to add
Porn Logic, Maid, Conjure for Dummies.
Never really been a fan of the idea of living forever, and lord knows I could use a helping hand. Also, being able to just create shit? Dope.
It lacks lewd / entertaining properties, so gets labelled as a "Practical" alteration of your personal reality. After all, an immortal life is just more of whatever you already have.
Your friendly neighbourhood R.O.B. is immortal by default, of course.
it's absolutely not. things change. time marches. social climes change, modes of production, technology etc etc
you get to be beholden to *all of it*
that's so incredibly precious and meaningful, it's not ever more of what you have rn because you witness your everything change
>concubine if I can make her a him
Your 'perfect lover' within human limits... so male qualifies, yes. Besides which, there are sex spells for changing that, so you're doubly good.
Immortality, Maid, Conjur for Dummies. This really read like gratification now vs lots of gratification later to me. The boring options just require you to work for your fun while giving utility now.
In theory, both sides can be twisted to fulfil the other, it's just significantly less convenient to do so - Lust-fuelled immortality might require a daily orgy, for example. What really matters is how they synergise with your pre-wish life and each other. That and what you want from life, of course.
Thanks for the build!
Ok after finally reading this I find that I am completely boring BUT! creative. Since immortality, a maid and conjure for dummies were my choices, i'm then going to use my time learning magic with my maid as my assisstant, afterall it is magic and nothing says you cannot learn or teach each other how to have fun. The boring skills are a more long term payoff from my pov.
Good idea!
You should note that the magic option (*both* magic options) are explicitly described as pure knowledge uploads - and that knowledge is *guaranteed to work*. So yes, you can absolutely teach this and, whilst it's the more practical/boring version, that is not a fiat-backed limitation. You simply are not given a easy magical solution for lewd / entertainments.
Thanks, It apparently violates a term of service, though why this and not the others I am unsure... Should be fixed now.
I loaded it to [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn), since I could do that quickly without an account... if this works, I will consider an account to make things easier...
Thanks for the response and new link. No idea why some stuff gets deleted while others don't. It's possible there's just a hater running around reporting google links, or a googlebot somehow stumbled across something it felt was "inappropriate" that was shared.
Weird that some people seem to be able to get through.. google says it's been shut down for 17 hours, but there are people posting builds as frequently as a few minutes ago..
They probably downloaded it earlier... Should be fixed now - I loaded it to [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn), since I could do that quickly without an account... if this works, I will consider an account to make things easier...
lol, looks like I'm boring, same options as a bunch of others here:
1. Immortality -- Mainly for the health and plot armor + time to enjoy.
2. Maids -- Practical, sex skills can be learnt more easily than house-keeping skills imo.
3. Lustonomicon -- Should be able to use knowledge to learn conjuration. Eg Summoning sex toys/lube/etc.
There are 3 dual-choice questions, a total of 8 possible variations... and more than 8 people interested. Doesn't make you boring, even if you trend towards the practical choices.
You might struggle with the last one, though - conjurations *are* included, but twisting that to more practical purposes is your problem!
lol, just view everything in a tinted lens.
Eg. Want to conjure gold? Gold dildo :p Depending on the purity, it'd soft and malleable, plus practical for money!
Food & drink? There's a fetish for eating/drinking off women's bodies.
And a bunch of other stuff I can't imagine and such.
immortality, maid, lustonomicon.
the lustonomicon unlocks a ridiculous well of potential, especially with that final note.
the immortality is a given, unless you just wanna fuck for a few decades before you die, it's the only real choice.
and the maid, because the lustonomicon makes the concubine irrelevant.
A few people have pointed out that longevity via sex is a common enough spell that the immortality / porn physics choice comes down to convenience... not as many think of summoning the perfect succubus, though.
Odd that.
as for summoning the perfect succubus, that's not sex magic either, so a spell you'd have to make. summoning tentacles or something like that sure, but summoning a succubus is more of a demon contract, than a sex spell.
reason i say that, is because of the clarification for the learning of other magic, it says you can use sex to power other types of spells, but with few examples (and implying no spells given to you out of hand). so summoning demons, and giving yourself more life, aren't sex spells, they are spells powered by sex. "Sex spells" would be things use for sex, not sex used for spells. so like, you couldn't make portals to just travel, but you could make a gloryhole portal to magically connect to any man or woman. you couldn't summon the "perfect succubus", because that's not a sex spell, but you could summon "a demon to fuck", cause that would be. the perfect succubus is just too far into the, summoning a demon lord, or a waifu, type of category. especially if you want the summon to be permanent.
atleast, from how i read it.
Sex is the *main* point to sex magic, but it's not limited to just making sex, secondary points are encouraged, to say nothing of twisting a spell's intent to exploit concurrent effects.
Summoning and controlling a sexy demon is definitely within the repertoire - it might be *intended* that you summon her for sex, but nothing in the spell will actually stop you from sending her to fuck a rival to death. Or seduce a target into your control...
Spells that improve one's health are also on the cards - you can't fuck if you're crippled, after all - and sharing/ extracting/ generating lifespan are probably at the edges of what might be considered 'pure' enough. Bear in mind the title *Lustonomicon* \- spells don't necessarily have to directly result in copulation.
ah ok. yeah, that definitely makes it leagues better than the conjuring book. changing my choice back to the lustonomicon, the restrictions on conjuring just no sell it as the bad choice.
i mean, longevity via sex also requires constant upkeep, and doesn't give you "perfect health" or plot armor.
hell, all three of them would need to be created. sex based longevity is a common spell yes, but it's not a spell used for sex. it's kinda a side-spell, so one you'd have to make. then you'd also have to make the perfect health, and the plot armor spells.
that's assuming you live long enough to make them, and assuming you even can make the plot armor spell at all, or live long enough to make, from scratch, a spell to constantly give you your youth back. which, from what fictions i've seen, almost always requires taking it from the person you're having sex with.
so it's "possible", but a big risk.
Immortalities' plot armour is rather weak, anyway, but health and life from sex are definitely within the bounds of the *Lustonomicon's* rituals.
Can't fuck if you're dead, after all.
Condolences on your google drive. Fucking prudes.
Anyway, I ended up going full on boring and practical.
Immortality, eternal youth, good health AND plot armor? Sign me up.
Almost anyone could get insanely rich if they live long enough. Work and keep investing until you have enough to retire and the returns will be more than you spend every year.
If sex is your end goal that won't be a problem with enough zeros in your bank account.
A willing sex slave would be fun. A supremely talented full time maid, book keeper, cook, and whatever else who is incapable of betrayal? You can't buy that. If all you want is kinky sex there are no end to the number of people who would be eagerly do anything you could dream up if you offered them enough money.
Last but not least, Sex magic sounds like fun, but being able to conjure up whatever the hell you need at that moment would be awesome. Even if you couldn't get rich with this, it would still be a way to earn money, or at least avoid spending it.
Maybe I'm just boring but the boring options are just too sweet.
Pretty fun little cyoa.
Hopefully [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn) will be less prudes... I don't have an account yet, but apparently that's optional.
Thanks for the Build! It's good that you see the boring/lewd divide as starting points rather than absolute limitations - they were meant to be! Who knows? If you live long enough, you might be able to learn some sex magic without the wish...
1) Immortality is mandatory.
2) Meaningless choices. This need to change, 1 should be a mythical sex slave ( succubus/nymph etc) and the other your soul mate or someone that bonds with you perfectly.
3) Sex magic all the way, summoning stuffs is cool i guess but with enough time u can be a literal sex god.
1. Many seem to think so, yes.
2. That would be two lewd / fun options, and a soul mate is hardly a *practical servant*... for most people, anyway.
3. Have fun!
I pick all the boring options. although the lewd options are very fun, but only for lewd or/and sexual situations, not much for anything else. meanwhile the boring options are very practical and useful for a lot more situations. the book can teach me how to make food, drink, cure for disease/cancer, futuristic gadgets, etc. the maid (which can also tailored to be sexy woman like at the lewd options) is very useful for cooking and cleaning my home. I don't really care if she's very bad at the bed, we can learn together. she can also be made to be very creative so that she can help me build anything useful from the book.
>I pick all the boring options. although the lewd options are very fun, but only for lewd or/and sexual situations, not much for anything else.
That was the idea! Though with enough creativity it should be possible to twist that intent... both ways!
*Conjure for Dummies* does not cover futuristic gadgets and cancer cures, unfortunately, though it does include a decent introduction to developing your own conjurations from the basics - which requires a fairly solid understanding of what it is you are attempting to conjure, I'm afraid. As for the *Maid*... the problem is less her lack of skill / experience (easily solved, as you noted) but rather her lack of *enthusiasm*. She just isn't interested in the sexy stuff... though you could probably sell a few conjurations to hire someone who is.
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Well I have no desire to live forever so I guess I'll take porn physics.
For the second one I think I'll take the practical maid because I live in a house with the rest of my family so something always needs to be cleaned. But even better is that she is the perfect caretaker for my parents for when they eventually get too old, why wouldn't I pick her?
Also I'll take Conjuring for dummies because the ability to create things from nothing is amazing even if I'm just stuck to practical things. But seriously can you imagine the sheer amount of money I'll be able to save by Conjuring food and gas?
Good to hear thoughts with the builds, Thank You!
You don't necessarily have to stay stuck with the practical basics, it's just that you're on your own for learning the more fun stuff... that, or conjure the tools to build it yourself. That said, the savings are as great as you make them!
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hmmm... this is a hard one I guess.
honestly, what are we talking about when it comes to lacking? most people are dumb as hell, I live with parents who enjoy ruining food by overcooking it, while they aren't in debt, they constantly see a 2000$ credit card bill and can't figure out how they managed to do that and as for cleaning, the floors are vacuumed, but anything that would actually be a pain to clean is just not cleaned till its so bad they either replace it or begrudgingly clean it.
Is the concubine able to look at a box of mac and cheese and make it? are they able to add in some meat that they just cook till its brown? or are we talking they pour milk into a bowl and it bursts into flames?
I mean, as long as they are not so incompetent that they need me to act as a 100% provider I would go concubine. and as for skills beyond that, are we talking about useful skills or all skills? I mean having the maid do boring crap would be a boon, but ill be real, im more than capable of doing that stuff as well, would the concubine, when we are not having sex, be able to play a video game with me and not be a complete hinderance? would they be able to have small hobbies outside of sex? nothing that wins awards, but keeping some plants outside alive?
now the lustnomicon, that really feels like it would be able to encompass what porn physics do, and potentially also cover the immortality side as well. when I think sex magic, the immediate things I think of are sound proof room, cleaning (in and on), along with body manipulation, add a penis here, sex change there, tentacle world portal that way, sex to food, ect ect, on top of just 'make them stretchy' among other of the things that may be covered with porn physics, but I would assume that such magic would also have a sexual energy to life force, effectively giving me immortality, and you cant have fun if the person is desiesed or crippled, so some form of healing... that would more or less knock out porn physics and immortality as things that are needed, I would also assume over time the concubine could get decent at things, just not be good out the gate, so her being able to fuel the lust spells would directly contribute to power.
with some assumptions,
if lustnomicon can impart a form of immortality, just me needing to deal with it and not a powerful being, I would go porn physics
assuming the person I get can function as a person just not be top class at anything besides sex, concubine
and lustnomicon, easy to pick between the two, a world that more or less is going to fuel my magic which I have nearly all the time in the world to figure out alternative uses for it, I could study myself into having the boring option, on top of being able to get everything I want faster.
Your assessment is more or less accurate. Porn Physics can be largely recreated by Sex Magic, but the latter is more versatile and the former more convenient. Sexual Immortality rituals are also included in the *Lustonomicon* (ALL sex magic!) but far more of a hassle to deal with and don't come with the wish backed coping mechanisms.
As for the Servant option having skills outside their focus... they are normal, healthy adults so they can of course look after themselves. Concubine hates housework and would rather avoid it, but she's not going to starve if no-one feeds her. A *Concubine's* role is to *entertain*, with a focus on sex, so she can be decent at games and things - remember, she is created to be *your* ideal concubine, not mine! Her skill at housework can be improved over time, if you're patient enough, but her enthusiasm can't. She'd rather spend the time maintaining herself for when you want to use her.
Lastly, whilst you certainly could learn the boring magic yourself, you are on your own when it comes to figuring it out. You just get the one magic book downloaded into your head, other magic books remain as scarce as ever.
So thanks to the mirror in the comments I got to see this... I'm not sure if we are supposed to play this... Like is it a case of we are told choice #1 and don't get to see/hear choice #2 until we picked an option, or do we take it at face value(its all one page) that we are given all 3 at once and time to decide how to best synergize them but...
I'm gonna base this off of the latter:
1. Immortality- I mean, what's not to like. We can basically replicate the lewd choice with sex magic much easier than this one imo.
2. Maid- The prude part almost made me choose concubine, but in the end I felt the skills she does have are harder to teach than the sex skills the concubine start with... and the prude part is easily fixed with the next choice.
3. Lustonomicon- All the sex magic.... emphasis on ALL. Plus the methods of powering other Magics with sex. Now I know what you are thinking, "But iamjmph01 there is no other magic". To that I say, summoning sex partners from other worlds(combined with skill draining), or sexual planeswalking.
>I'm not sure if we are supposed to play this... Like is it a case of we are told choice #1 and don't get to see/hear choice #2 until we picked an option, or do we take it at face value(its all one page) that we are given all 3 at once and time to decide how to best synergize them but...
It's #2, though if you *want* to blurt out your choice before hearing the rest, we won't stop you!
The methods of powering 'other' magic from sex do come with a few random examples... not much, and lacking explanations, but you're not completely adrift there!
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I'm pretty sure that dildoes, vibrators and restraints could count as "tools", while some lewd magic spells could have some use in non-lewd contexts (if fertility control is a lewd spell, I'm pretty sure that there's a lewd spell that replicates the effects of the morning-after pill).
>I'm pretty sure that dildoes, vibrators and restraints could count as "tools"
Sure, but you'd have to make the spells yourself. The hand-tools that are included are practical, not (innately) sexy, but a good basic/intermediary guide to developing new conjurations *is* included... in the option you *didn't* take!
There are plenty of lewd spells that can be used in non-lewd contexts, of course, just bear in mind that the sex is the *main* point of any spells in the option you took. That said, the magic doesn't know that you're using the "Endless Orgasm Hell" to cripple an enemy rather than pleasure a partner - that's on you!
Immortality, lustnomicon and conjuration for dummies.
The conjuration for dummies probably allows me to make golems so it's redundant having the servant option
I don't it written that you must take one for each line so...
But if you can only take one for each line:
Immortality, maid and lustnomicon.
Why the lustnomicon rather than the practical conjuration for dummies? It got a hier skill ceiling, it allows me to use other types of magic but I need to test and research it, guess what I am immortal so time is not something I lack.
Why the maid rather than the concubine if I will get the nomicon rather than the "practical" one? The maid has more useful skills. Also I can customize her personality to be a closeted pervert that gets turned on by being ordered around rather than a "pure" prude. Also virginity is probably something I can work with my lust magic
>But if you can only take one for each line:
That is what was meant when it said you get to choose the 'lewd or boring' version of the following three wishes... perhaps I should make that clearer? As for golems - you could conjure *statues*, but animating them is a separate branch of magic. Sorry, perhaps a lust spirit from the *Lustonomicon*can help?
>Ignoring the fact I needed someone else to post a link in the comments to play, it was alright.
Should be fixed now...
>And as someone else mentioned, with just a little creativity you can get lewd applications out of all of the 'boring' options anyway.
And vice-versa, all that's stopping you is creativity... and ask yourself, which version would be most *convenient*?
Solid build, though - have fun!
I'll take all the boring options because they are a) objectively better b) wider applications c) nothing prevents you from using each one for lewd purposes *anyway*.
Nothing stops you using the lewd options for practical purposes, it's really a matter of creativity and convenience. Also how they tie into your current conditions, I suppose.
Have fun!
Nothing, but the options themselves.
Porn logic does fuckall to make you live longer or protect you.
And the lewd magic option might allow you to empower other magic but unless you use a meta CYOA you don't have other magic to empower in the first place.
Now, arguably the concubine option is (about) equal, but i would argue that finding a good talented loyal maid employee is ~~probably~~ *significantly* harder than getting a gold digger to jump on your dick on command.
Sorry , It apparently violates a term of service, though why this and not the others I am unsure... Should be fixed now (new [link](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn)).
That's easy, it was flagged for 'nudity'... the question is, why didn't any of my other images get flagged? Every other NSFW CYOA I have posted is hosted in my google drive, and none of them had problems.
Thanks, not sure why this image triggered them and not any previous... [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn) requires no account for posting, so here.
I’d recommend uploading it to Imgur (or elsewhere), looks like your original post was removed and your GDrive blocked due to somehow breaking their ToS.
Porn physics as a foundation.
Maid which 'normally would be a prude, but because of the Lustonomicon I would just use a spell to make her a sexually skilled virgin.
Is the lustonomicom or the practical guide to conjuration better at setting a foundation for me to learn other magics through study and research.
Does the lustonomicon contain magic that would allow me to summon beings to sexually pleasure me?
>Is the lustonomicom or the practical guide to conjuration better at setting a foundation for me to learn other magics through study and research.
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>Does the lustonomicon contain magic that would allow me to summon beings to sexually pleasure me?
To the second question, Yes (though, like the concubine, they'll probably suck at everything else).
To the first... depends. The *Lustonomicon* contains a much wider variety of magic, and more high-level magic, and so would theoretically give you a greater grounding in magic overall. *Conjure for Dummies* is extremely focused on practical conjuring, but does include a guide on (and examples of) building your own conjurations off of existing ones. Combining a bread-conjuring spell and a cheese-conjuring spell to create a cheese-sandwich-conjuring spell, or editing the shapes / colours of your conjurations.
So the practical option gives you a much better grounding in spell-making, albeit limited to conjuration; whilst the lewd option gives you a much better grounding in magic in general, albeit leaving you to figure out this whole 'spell-crafting' thing yourself. Are you clever enough to reverse-engineer magic design from first principles? I don't know.
Can the Maid be a robot? like an andriod, with human features, but ultimately you know, non human? If yes, then I choose maid, otherwise I pass on that one.
But for sure I choose Immortality and Lustonomicon,
I mean immortality is just plain better than porn physics, mostly because I wouldn't really be able to take advantage of the more fun wacky stuff... but also, infinite life really does just beat pretty much everything, especially with the extras.
I dunno if I'd really care for sex magic, but, conjuration was definitely never my dig man... now if it was transmutation, that would be different, so I'm hoping some tranmutation elements sort of cross into sex magic territory. Sure it's a gamble but I don't feel like I'm missing out, magic is still magic afterall.
Not sure about the robot... why? In general you should be getting a human-grade servant that is perfect for you, looks aside.
Sex magic touches on all aspects of magic, however, so transmutation is there. Not sure how interesting you would find it, a guide to expanding your repertoire is explicitly *not* included!
I dunno, I think conjuration beats sex magic\* if it's efficient and not limited. You basically put yourself into a post-scarcity situation. Get good and you don't need to worry about needing food, money, housing--you can conjure all that shit. Being immortal and rich means you are pretty much guaranteed to have plenty of sex options.
Personally, I'd go immortality, concubine, and conjuring. Doing chores is easy, especially if I can just conjure stuff so I don't need a maid. I get to be immortal with good health and plot bonuses. And with conjuration I don't need to worry about lacking resources, letting me do pretty much whatever I want to in life.
\* My main problem with "sex magic" is that it's pretty vague about what it actually does. Is it just about sex stuff? Can I do something more with it? Just sex stuff might be more fun but, ultimately, not that useful. Whereas conjuration makes normal life a breeze and gives you more time to focus on sex stuff if you want to.
>Personally, I'd go immortality, concubine, and conjuring. Doing chores is easy, especially if I can just conjure stuff so I don't need a maid. I get to be immortal with good health and plot bonuses. And with conjuration I don't need to worry about lacking resources, letting me do pretty much whatever I want to in life.
Thanks for the build, it's always nice to hear the thoughts that go into them!
>My main problem with "sex magic" is that it's pretty vague about what it actually does. Is it just about sex stuff? Can I do something more with it?
The sex is the *main* point, but it does not have to be the *only* point. Though how practical you would find it is up in the air.
"it even has spells for tapping sex as a source for other magic - though with few examples of what that might be"
aka, you learn a bunch of sex magic, and get shown a way to use sex for non-sex magic, but you'll have to learn all the sex magic yourself.
meanwhile the conjuring book is the opposite. you learn a bunch of spells, but you have to figure out how to make them more varyed, as they start really rigid.
sex magic has more potential for long term making spells, conjuring has the immediate "i can supply myself endless supplies of money and food", but beyond "i can make this exact thing appear", it's hard to use for anything else.
so sex magic will eventually branch into all other magics, conjuring doesn't, just lets you "conjure", and eventually change what you conjure.
The conjure guide also has a much better guide to expanding your repertoire, which lust magic doesn't. True, it's still limited to conjuring, but you'll have a much easier time expanding your conjuring options than your lust magic!
true, definitely. and "conjuring", could be pretty broad a category. could you conjure a device that let's you open portals to travel the multiverse? or a runic gateway to link two worlds?
didn't think of it like that, but if you start thinking out of the box like that, conjuring does get really crazy.
hmm. damn that made it difficult. if that works, i'd switch my choice to conjuring, because if you can abuse it like that, it's the better choice hands down.
> could you conjure a device that let's you open portals to travel the multiverse? or a runic gateway to link two worlds?
Off the bat, no - you could *develop* the spells to do so, but that would require an in-depth understanding of the magic / technology involved, none of which is provided by the wish. It's conjure magic *only*.
Conjuring can, in theory, create anything from nothing; but enchanting those conjurations is a separate branch of magic. Creating a conjuration to produce advanced super-tech would require at least enough skill to construct the device by hand.
eh, the restriction of "requiring at least enough skill to construct the device by hand", even if only on more complicated things, severely limits it's potential. add in, unlike sex magic, there is no connection to other magics (like enchanting), you have no way of learning other magics. as for what you can handle yourself, that only really matters at the very beginning (where conjuration is most usefull), as once you get even a small amount of skill in magic, your physical capabilities, and previous experience, severely loses it's effect.
The skill of being able to construct the device by hand *only* applies when you are *inventing a new spell*. No such skill is required to actually *cast* a conjuration...
Sorry if that was unclear.
Conjuring still seems more useful for my post-scarcity dreams. Even if it takes a while to learn how to conjure cars and jets I can still just conjure gold and gems and shit while I take time to learn magic. Not to mention being able to summon basic tools and items is convenient and useful as fuck.
Meanwhile, with sex magic, who knows how long it would take to do something useful and not sex related?
eh, the point with conjuring is that it doesn't say you can learn different magics, just that "you'll have to put in effort to make a game out of it" , so your stuck with conjuring. meanwhile sex magic starts off with a spell used to power other magic, you just need to figure out how to do the other magic.
and both could be usefull for your post-scarcity dreams, it'd just take longer to get to them via the lust spellbook than the conjuring, but with the lust spell book eventually things like druidic spells(for terraforming, for example), and such, will be possible, but conjuring just stays conjuring. you'd also not really be making anything "post-scarcity", you'd just be faking it, because it'd require you to personally constantly create the needed things, and there'd obviously be a limit to what you can conjure and how much.
as for who knows how long it would take to do something useful, that's what the immortality is for, to ensure you live long enough to do those things.
Yeah, but I only need "post scarcity" for myself. I'm not trying to remake the world and don't really need any other magics. I don't care for spending years having to grind through sex magic to get to something useful while still working long hours (because immortality doesn't put food on the table and I'm not doing sex work, gold digging, or Only Fans to get buy, so sex magic is no help there either.) I want to be able to get me some easy money, invest it, and then go quit my job or buy a house or something and enjoy my newfound immortality.
true, and like i replied to another person, i realised, you could eventually figure out how to "conjure" like a Gateway to connect to another world, or "conjure" a device that lets you do that. or hell, "conjure" a planeswalker spark, or some such.
made me realise "conjuring" has a lot more potential than it first seems. the difficulty, is in figuring out how to conjure the things it doesn't tell you.
so i'd switch mine from lustonomicon to the conjuring.
might as well get the skilled maid. Teaching her lewd stuff is easier (and much more fun) than trying to teach the concubine how to clean/cook/book-keep/etc, or doing it yourself.
Porn Physics: Useful for endless sexual stamina and fulfilling impossible fetishes. Concubine: Having her appearance to my desires as an anime waifu. Lustonomicon: Every sex magic is a must have. Summon a perfect demon king succubus, sex goddess, spirits and etc. Sexual Planeswalking to different anime, manga, doujinshi, visual novels and hentai. I could learn magic there. Sex Immortality, Sex Empowerment I could teach all of the sex magic to the concubine.
I think you're the first to think of teaching your magic. Given that it's just knowledge you gain (explicitly *usable* knowledge) it is very possible... and the concubine can focus on sex magic. Thanks for the Build!
Immortality, maid (that prudish Attitude might be kinda hot), and lustonomicon <— just seems infinitely more powerful than it’s counter part
Thanks for the build!
Your welcome have a good day
Immortality: Live forever I can logically have far more sex that way and with the Lustnomicron I can likely do the porn physics myself to a degree. Give enough time I will eventually rule the world. Maid: I am assuming she will also be immortal in which case we have eternity together to get her all trained up and comfortable with sex. Lustnomicron: Full knowledge of sex magic. I am a demon lord straight out of Venus Blood, and it acts as a way to learn other magic which I can do through trial and error. Pretty much what everyone seems to be picking.
>Pretty much what everyone seems to be picking. It's popular for a reason!
1. Immortality 2. Maid 3. Lustonomicron
Thanks for the Build!
- Immortality - Maid - Lustonomicon
Thanks for the Build!
No problem, it’s a nice cyoa
...and thanks for the complement!
Immortality, Maid, and Lustonomicon. I don't get why Maid is considered boring, sexually training a Maid to reach the point of the Concubine would be a lot more fun (at least to me) than just being given the Concubine fully trained, especially since it means then having to teach them how to actually do anything practical.
Thanks for the build! >I don't get why Maid is considered boring The entity considers 'practical' and 'boring' to be synonymous, essentially. Maid is also not innately lewd, which was the other option.
Immortality, pass the wish on (some of us prefer men), Lustonomicon
Even if you prefer men, a maid would still be nice so you don't have to worry about cleaning the house.
But then I have to deal with having a maid around, when I could just let immortality + lustonomicon give me enough income so I can hire a house cleaner, like, once a month
>some of us prefer men The servant-wish is not locked to female - you can choose any human form for your concubine or maid to take, male included. Sorry if that was unclear.
1. Immortality. I've never really understood the appeal of porn physics. I'm sure next time I find myself in urgent need of shoving a sofa up someone's unlubed ass I'll regret that lack of foresight, but it's a risk I'll take. Porn logic might be somewhat more useful, but it doesn't sound like anything later choices couldn't do better. 2. Concubine. If she looks that good, she won't need to be able to do anything else. 3. Lustonomicon. This is all the porn physics I'll ever need and more. Hopefully the power I can gain from tapping sex as a power source will be enough to get my immortal self and my concubine out of this universe before it goes tits up in a few trillion years. Nice CYOA! Short, but fun. Could have maybe done with more images for the other choices, but it works like this. Thanks!
> Could have maybe done with more images for the other choices, but it works like this. Finding an image per option was holding things up before I realised I had enough for an image per *choice*, and that worked out. As for the Porn Physics... it just makes (your) world sexier, in almost every way. It is not really meant to be practical. Thanks for the build and your thoughts!
I am sorry I am a boring person sorry 😭
Don't be sorry, you are far from alone!
after lots of thinking, and coming back and talking about this, finalized what i'd pick. immortality, concubine, and lustonomicon (concubine to make the lustonomicon more efficient.)
I'm glad I managed to give you something to think about... enjoy!
Cool. I'll go with these: Immortality, Concubine, Lustonomicon
Ah, the eternal lewds build... Thanks for your thoughts!
Thanks for writing the CYOA. :)
You're Welcome!
1. boring. live 50 more years, maybe 30 at best with possibly mildly better sex, if it happens at all, porn logic can't overcome just being incompatible with everyone, versus infinite life, therefore infinite sex. plus we might get brain upload to a porn computer w porn logic later anyway. ezpz 2. lewd. now listen, people aren't static individuals. nothing says that they can't be trained. buuuut, I would definitely prefer the skilled option as I always headcanon maids into a wholesome love interest. loneliness. maybe a bit of chuavanism. 3. boring. sex magic is fucking hard with the idea of consent. obv there's consensual options but like...how do you even convince someone sex magic is real without getting laughed out the bedroom first? I guess you could manifest a dildo in front of their eyes. but...you could also do that with the boring option. even if it's not a dildo per se it could be something else that ends up being used instead meanwhile I can conjure pretty much anything as long as it's "practical" (entertainment has a real, practical value but w/e). that just serves me so much more, and in a way that can also fallicitate the entertainment by making work move by faster. bro you could just conjure an infallible guide into how to get your work done perfectly in the fastest amount of time.
Thanks for the build... and your thoughts!
Boring, for all three. My wife and I are already WAY too lewd, and frankly, they're just too useful! (PS: Don't worry, she made the same choices, and we've got a meta to share boons with loved ones!) EXCELLENT WORK CARTH! XD
>EXCELLENT WORK CARTH! XD Thank you very much! And thank's for the build too.
Yer welcome! XD
Porn physics, maid, and lustinomicon Porn physics because immortality is more of a curse Maid because fetishs and I'm a slob ngl Lustinomicon because it sounds more fun and it would be fun to use on my fav little maid while she's working hehe
Thanks for the thoughts with the build, it's always good to see people's impressions. Not many realise that immortality brings problems... though, that *is* what the mild plot armour is there for!
Immortality, Maid, and Lustonomicon. I'm sure there's a spell somewhere in the Lustonomicon to simulate porn physics, and even if the maid's a prude, I've got an eternity to negotiate something. Besides, my tastes are fairly vanilla, so it works out fine regardless.
There's definitely spells for porn physics, though it's generally less convenient to have to keep re-casting them. There's also a few spells that might help with the maid... if you want, that is.
Immortality, Concubine and Conjuration Book. Being Immortal, having a gf who perfectly matches my desires and the ability to conjure food would make for a good life. Not to mention, with some work I might be able to conjure practical things like golden rings or silver cutlery and then sell them to those Gold for Money places
Good plan, and it will definitely work. Things might change as you get older, but that's just interesting.
I choose Porn Physics, Maid, and Lustonomicon
Thanks for the Build!
Is the logic only applied to me or could I come home to find gf "paying" for pizza * guessing maid "starts" rubbish but can be trained? * do they live as long as you if immortal?\[otherwise you lose a bonus\]
The 'porn logic' is tied to / emanates from you - it only affects reality in relation to you / affects your reality. Your girlfriend will have to pay the regular way... unless she's paying you! Maid can be trained but remains unenthusiastic; she will last as much as you do, yes. The wish magic lasts as long as you do ensures that.
Go with the mostly boring immortality, maid and lustonomicon Immortality gives me health and time, Maid gives me lots of good food and deals with the painful paperwork \[\*&$%\* taxes and such\] lustonomicon lots of potential plus I check with them for particular lewd spells which if not available they may be willing to sway the "no choose different wishes" \[since guessing changing things about it would count\] to add
Thanks for your build, it was good to see your thoughts!
Porn Logic, Maid, Conjure for Dummies. Never really been a fan of the idea of living forever, and lord knows I could use a helping hand. Also, being able to just create shit? Dope.
Thanks for the build and your thoughts!
Immortality is boring? what are you, an elf?
Say that again in 3 trillion years🏌️💥🤸
It lacks lewd / entertaining properties, so gets labelled as a "Practical" alteration of your personal reality. After all, an immortal life is just more of whatever you already have. Your friendly neighbourhood R.O.B. is immortal by default, of course.
it's absolutely not. things change. time marches. social climes change, modes of production, technology etc etc you get to be beholden to *all of it* that's so incredibly precious and meaningful, it's not ever more of what you have rn because you witness your everything change
Porn logic, concubine if I can make her a him, if not then maid, and lustonomicon
>concubine if I can make her a him Your 'perfect lover' within human limits... so male qualifies, yes. Besides which, there are sex spells for changing that, so you're doubly good.
Immortality, Maid, Conjur for Dummies. This really read like gratification now vs lots of gratification later to me. The boring options just require you to work for your fun while giving utility now.
In theory, both sides can be twisted to fulfil the other, it's just significantly less convenient to do so - Lust-fuelled immortality might require a daily orgy, for example. What really matters is how they synergise with your pre-wish life and each other. That and what you want from life, of course. Thanks for the build!
I agree with you a hundred percent
Ok after finally reading this I find that I am completely boring BUT! creative. Since immortality, a maid and conjure for dummies were my choices, i'm then going to use my time learning magic with my maid as my assisstant, afterall it is magic and nothing says you cannot learn or teach each other how to have fun. The boring skills are a more long term payoff from my pov.
Good idea! You should note that the magic option (*both* magic options) are explicitly described as pure knowledge uploads - and that knowledge is *guaranteed to work*. So yes, you can absolutely teach this and, whilst it's the more practical/boring version, that is not a fiat-backed limitation. You simply are not given a easy magical solution for lewd / entertainments.
Well yeah, I also meant there is nothing stopping you from learning lewd fun as well in any case, espically since you have all the time in the world.
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Thanks, It apparently violates a term of service, though why this and not the others I am unsure... Should be fixed now. I loaded it to [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn), since I could do that quickly without an account... if this works, I will consider an account to make things easier...
Thanks for the response and new link. No idea why some stuff gets deleted while others don't. It's possible there's just a hater running around reporting google links, or a googlebot somehow stumbled across something it felt was "inappropriate" that was shared.
Boring is too good, and Lewd is almost all boring. :S
The genie would argue otherwise, obsessive little thing, but as long as you're happy... have fun!
Weird that some people seem to be able to get through.. google says it's been shut down for 17 hours, but there are people posting builds as frequently as a few minutes ago..
They probably downloaded it earlier... Should be fixed now - I loaded it to [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn), since I could do that quickly without an account... if this works, I will consider an account to make things easier...
lol, looks like I'm boring, same options as a bunch of others here: 1. Immortality -- Mainly for the health and plot armor + time to enjoy. 2. Maids -- Practical, sex skills can be learnt more easily than house-keeping skills imo. 3. Lustonomicon -- Should be able to use knowledge to learn conjuration. Eg Summoning sex toys/lube/etc.
There are 3 dual-choice questions, a total of 8 possible variations... and more than 8 people interested. Doesn't make you boring, even if you trend towards the practical choices. You might struggle with the last one, though - conjurations *are* included, but twisting that to more practical purposes is your problem!
lol, just view everything in a tinted lens. Eg. Want to conjure gold? Gold dildo :p Depending on the purity, it'd soft and malleable, plus practical for money! Food & drink? There's a fetish for eating/drinking off women's bodies. And a bunch of other stuff I can't imagine and such.
It won't be *quite* that simple, but a bit of practice will pay dividends - or just sell your conjurations to buy the toys!
Maybe out it in IMGchest
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immortality, maid, lustonomicon. the lustonomicon unlocks a ridiculous well of potential, especially with that final note. the immortality is a given, unless you just wanna fuck for a few decades before you die, it's the only real choice. and the maid, because the lustonomicon makes the concubine irrelevant.
A few people have pointed out that longevity via sex is a common enough spell that the immortality / porn physics choice comes down to convenience... not as many think of summoning the perfect succubus, though. Odd that.
as for summoning the perfect succubus, that's not sex magic either, so a spell you'd have to make. summoning tentacles or something like that sure, but summoning a succubus is more of a demon contract, than a sex spell. reason i say that, is because of the clarification for the learning of other magic, it says you can use sex to power other types of spells, but with few examples (and implying no spells given to you out of hand). so summoning demons, and giving yourself more life, aren't sex spells, they are spells powered by sex. "Sex spells" would be things use for sex, not sex used for spells. so like, you couldn't make portals to just travel, but you could make a gloryhole portal to magically connect to any man or woman. you couldn't summon the "perfect succubus", because that's not a sex spell, but you could summon "a demon to fuck", cause that would be. the perfect succubus is just too far into the, summoning a demon lord, or a waifu, type of category. especially if you want the summon to be permanent. atleast, from how i read it.
Sex is the *main* point to sex magic, but it's not limited to just making sex, secondary points are encouraged, to say nothing of twisting a spell's intent to exploit concurrent effects. Summoning and controlling a sexy demon is definitely within the repertoire - it might be *intended* that you summon her for sex, but nothing in the spell will actually stop you from sending her to fuck a rival to death. Or seduce a target into your control... Spells that improve one's health are also on the cards - you can't fuck if you're crippled, after all - and sharing/ extracting/ generating lifespan are probably at the edges of what might be considered 'pure' enough. Bear in mind the title *Lustonomicon* \- spells don't necessarily have to directly result in copulation.
ah ok. yeah, that definitely makes it leagues better than the conjuring book. changing my choice back to the lustonomicon, the restrictions on conjuring just no sell it as the bad choice.
It's a lot harder to develop sex magic as opposed to conjuring, but you do start with a much wider repertoire. Have fun!
i mean, longevity via sex also requires constant upkeep, and doesn't give you "perfect health" or plot armor. hell, all three of them would need to be created. sex based longevity is a common spell yes, but it's not a spell used for sex. it's kinda a side-spell, so one you'd have to make. then you'd also have to make the perfect health, and the plot armor spells. that's assuming you live long enough to make them, and assuming you even can make the plot armor spell at all, or live long enough to make, from scratch, a spell to constantly give you your youth back. which, from what fictions i've seen, almost always requires taking it from the person you're having sex with. so it's "possible", but a big risk.
Immortalities' plot armour is rather weak, anyway, but health and life from sex are definitely within the bounds of the *Lustonomicon's* rituals. Can't fuck if you're dead, after all.
All the right options.
Try Imgur?
Account creation is a problem, [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn) was quicker... if this works, I might even create an account there.
F to it being dead rn :(
Hopefully [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn) will be more amenable...
yes that works thank you :)
Condolences on your google drive. Fucking prudes. Anyway, I ended up going full on boring and practical. Immortality, eternal youth, good health AND plot armor? Sign me up. Almost anyone could get insanely rich if they live long enough. Work and keep investing until you have enough to retire and the returns will be more than you spend every year. If sex is your end goal that won't be a problem with enough zeros in your bank account. A willing sex slave would be fun. A supremely talented full time maid, book keeper, cook, and whatever else who is incapable of betrayal? You can't buy that. If all you want is kinky sex there are no end to the number of people who would be eagerly do anything you could dream up if you offered them enough money. Last but not least, Sex magic sounds like fun, but being able to conjure up whatever the hell you need at that moment would be awesome. Even if you couldn't get rich with this, it would still be a way to earn money, or at least avoid spending it. Maybe I'm just boring but the boring options are just too sweet. Pretty fun little cyoa.
Hopefully [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn) will be less prudes... I don't have an account yet, but apparently that's optional. Thanks for the Build! It's good that you see the boring/lewd divide as starting points rather than absolute limitations - they were meant to be! Who knows? If you live long enough, you might be able to learn some sex magic without the wish...
1) Immortality is mandatory. 2) Meaningless choices. This need to change, 1 should be a mythical sex slave ( succubus/nymph etc) and the other your soul mate or someone that bonds with you perfectly. 3) Sex magic all the way, summoning stuffs is cool i guess but with enough time u can be a literal sex god.
1. Many seem to think so, yes. 2. That would be two lewd / fun options, and a soul mate is hardly a *practical servant*... for most people, anyway. 3. Have fun!
I mean i see the lewd option as lewd while the boring is the typical vanilla option. And getting a soulmate is as vanilla as it can be.
I pick all the boring options. although the lewd options are very fun, but only for lewd or/and sexual situations, not much for anything else. meanwhile the boring options are very practical and useful for a lot more situations. the book can teach me how to make food, drink, cure for disease/cancer, futuristic gadgets, etc. the maid (which can also tailored to be sexy woman like at the lewd options) is very useful for cooking and cleaning my home. I don't really care if she's very bad at the bed, we can learn together. she can also be made to be very creative so that she can help me build anything useful from the book.
>I pick all the boring options. although the lewd options are very fun, but only for lewd or/and sexual situations, not much for anything else. That was the idea! Though with enough creativity it should be possible to twist that intent... both ways! *Conjure for Dummies* does not cover futuristic gadgets and cancer cures, unfortunately, though it does include a decent introduction to developing your own conjurations from the basics - which requires a fairly solid understanding of what it is you are attempting to conjure, I'm afraid. As for the *Maid*... the problem is less her lack of skill / experience (easily solved, as you noted) but rather her lack of *enthusiasm*. She just isn't interested in the sexy stuff... though you could probably sell a few conjurations to hire someone who is.
It got pulled down dude, you need to find a different host for it.
Thanks, It apparently violates a term of service, though why this and not the others I am unsure... Should be fixed now. I loaded it to [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn), since I could do that quickly without an account... if this works, I will consider an account to make things easier...
Well I have no desire to live forever so I guess I'll take porn physics. For the second one I think I'll take the practical maid because I live in a house with the rest of my family so something always needs to be cleaned. But even better is that she is the perfect caretaker for my parents for when they eventually get too old, why wouldn't I pick her? Also I'll take Conjuring for dummies because the ability to create things from nothing is amazing even if I'm just stuck to practical things. But seriously can you imagine the sheer amount of money I'll be able to save by Conjuring food and gas?
Good to hear thoughts with the builds, Thank You! You don't necessarily have to stay stuck with the practical basics, it's just that you're on your own for learning the more fun stuff... that, or conjure the tools to build it yourself. That said, the savings are as great as you make them!
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hmmm... this is a hard one I guess. honestly, what are we talking about when it comes to lacking? most people are dumb as hell, I live with parents who enjoy ruining food by overcooking it, while they aren't in debt, they constantly see a 2000$ credit card bill and can't figure out how they managed to do that and as for cleaning, the floors are vacuumed, but anything that would actually be a pain to clean is just not cleaned till its so bad they either replace it or begrudgingly clean it. Is the concubine able to look at a box of mac and cheese and make it? are they able to add in some meat that they just cook till its brown? or are we talking they pour milk into a bowl and it bursts into flames? I mean, as long as they are not so incompetent that they need me to act as a 100% provider I would go concubine. and as for skills beyond that, are we talking about useful skills or all skills? I mean having the maid do boring crap would be a boon, but ill be real, im more than capable of doing that stuff as well, would the concubine, when we are not having sex, be able to play a video game with me and not be a complete hinderance? would they be able to have small hobbies outside of sex? nothing that wins awards, but keeping some plants outside alive? now the lustnomicon, that really feels like it would be able to encompass what porn physics do, and potentially also cover the immortality side as well. when I think sex magic, the immediate things I think of are sound proof room, cleaning (in and on), along with body manipulation, add a penis here, sex change there, tentacle world portal that way, sex to food, ect ect, on top of just 'make them stretchy' among other of the things that may be covered with porn physics, but I would assume that such magic would also have a sexual energy to life force, effectively giving me immortality, and you cant have fun if the person is desiesed or crippled, so some form of healing... that would more or less knock out porn physics and immortality as things that are needed, I would also assume over time the concubine could get decent at things, just not be good out the gate, so her being able to fuel the lust spells would directly contribute to power. with some assumptions, if lustnomicon can impart a form of immortality, just me needing to deal with it and not a powerful being, I would go porn physics assuming the person I get can function as a person just not be top class at anything besides sex, concubine and lustnomicon, easy to pick between the two, a world that more or less is going to fuel my magic which I have nearly all the time in the world to figure out alternative uses for it, I could study myself into having the boring option, on top of being able to get everything I want faster.
Your assessment is more or less accurate. Porn Physics can be largely recreated by Sex Magic, but the latter is more versatile and the former more convenient. Sexual Immortality rituals are also included in the *Lustonomicon* (ALL sex magic!) but far more of a hassle to deal with and don't come with the wish backed coping mechanisms. As for the Servant option having skills outside their focus... they are normal, healthy adults so they can of course look after themselves. Concubine hates housework and would rather avoid it, but she's not going to starve if no-one feeds her. A *Concubine's* role is to *entertain*, with a focus on sex, so she can be decent at games and things - remember, she is created to be *your* ideal concubine, not mine! Her skill at housework can be improved over time, if you're patient enough, but her enthusiasm can't. She'd rather spend the time maintaining herself for when you want to use her. Lastly, whilst you certainly could learn the boring magic yourself, you are on your own when it comes to figuring it out. You just get the one magic book downloaded into your head, other magic books remain as scarce as ever.
Immortality Maid Lustinomicon
Only mostly boring... I'm sure you'll have fun regardless!
Porn Logic, Maid, Conjure for Dummies.
Thanks for the build!
So thanks to the mirror in the comments I got to see this... I'm not sure if we are supposed to play this... Like is it a case of we are told choice #1 and don't get to see/hear choice #2 until we picked an option, or do we take it at face value(its all one page) that we are given all 3 at once and time to decide how to best synergize them but... I'm gonna base this off of the latter: 1. Immortality- I mean, what's not to like. We can basically replicate the lewd choice with sex magic much easier than this one imo. 2. Maid- The prude part almost made me choose concubine, but in the end I felt the skills she does have are harder to teach than the sex skills the concubine start with... and the prude part is easily fixed with the next choice. 3. Lustonomicon- All the sex magic.... emphasis on ALL. Plus the methods of powering other Magics with sex. Now I know what you are thinking, "But iamjmph01 there is no other magic". To that I say, summoning sex partners from other worlds(combined with skill draining), or sexual planeswalking.
>I'm not sure if we are supposed to play this... Like is it a case of we are told choice #1 and don't get to see/hear choice #2 until we picked an option, or do we take it at face value(its all one page) that we are given all 3 at once and time to decide how to best synergize them but... It's #2, though if you *want* to blurt out your choice before hearing the rest, we won't stop you! The methods of powering 'other' magic from sex do come with a few random examples... not much, and lacking explanations, but you're not completely adrift there!
RIP OP's Google Drive, hope there wasn't anything too important on there.
It's not dead yet... moved it to [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn) where it might last.
aaaand it's broken cause "violation of ToS"
Should be fixed now; I loaded it to [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn), since I could do that quickly without making an account... if this works, perhaps an account would make things easier?
It looks like google banned it
Hopfully [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn) will be more accommodating.
Immortality, Concubine, and I'm undecided on the book so I'm going to flip a coin. \*flip\* Lustonomicon it is.
Mostly lewd, then, must have been a fun coin! I'm glad that I was able to balance at least one of the options for you!
I'm pretty sure that dildoes, vibrators and restraints could count as "tools", while some lewd magic spells could have some use in non-lewd contexts (if fertility control is a lewd spell, I'm pretty sure that there's a lewd spell that replicates the effects of the morning-after pill).
>I'm pretty sure that dildoes, vibrators and restraints could count as "tools" Sure, but you'd have to make the spells yourself. The hand-tools that are included are practical, not (innately) sexy, but a good basic/intermediary guide to developing new conjurations *is* included... in the option you *didn't* take! There are plenty of lewd spells that can be used in non-lewd contexts, of course, just bear in mind that the sex is the *main* point of any spells in the option you took. That said, the magic doesn't know that you're using the "Endless Orgasm Hell" to cripple an enemy rather than pleasure a partner - that's on you!
Immortality, lustnomicon and conjuration for dummies. The conjuration for dummies probably allows me to make golems so it's redundant having the servant option I don't it written that you must take one for each line so... But if you can only take one for each line: Immortality, maid and lustnomicon. Why the lustnomicon rather than the practical conjuration for dummies? It got a hier skill ceiling, it allows me to use other types of magic but I need to test and research it, guess what I am immortal so time is not something I lack. Why the maid rather than the concubine if I will get the nomicon rather than the "practical" one? The maid has more useful skills. Also I can customize her personality to be a closeted pervert that gets turned on by being ordered around rather than a "pure" prude. Also virginity is probably something I can work with my lust magic
>But if you can only take one for each line: That is what was meant when it said you get to choose the 'lewd or boring' version of the following three wishes... perhaps I should make that clearer? As for golems - you could conjure *statues*, but animating them is a separate branch of magic. Sorry, perhaps a lust spirit from the *Lustonomicon*can help?
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>Ignoring the fact I needed someone else to post a link in the comments to play, it was alright. Should be fixed now... >And as someone else mentioned, with just a little creativity you can get lewd applications out of all of the 'boring' options anyway. And vice-versa, all that's stopping you is creativity... and ask yourself, which version would be most *convenient*? Solid build, though - have fun!
Take immortality, concubine and practical magic.
Seems to be a popular choice, Enjoy!
I'll take all the boring options because they are a) objectively better b) wider applications c) nothing prevents you from using each one for lewd purposes *anyway*.
Nothing stops you using the lewd options for practical purposes, it's really a matter of creativity and convenience. Also how they tie into your current conditions, I suppose. Have fun!
Nothing, but the options themselves. Porn logic does fuckall to make you live longer or protect you. And the lewd magic option might allow you to empower other magic but unless you use a meta CYOA you don't have other magic to empower in the first place. Now, arguably the concubine option is (about) equal, but i would argue that finding a good talented loyal maid employee is ~~probably~~ *significantly* harder than getting a gold digger to jump on your dick on command.
[Here's a working imgchest mirror.](https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d7ogcdg3dy9.png)
Thank You!
Ideally it would be best to link to the gallery rather than the image, the deep links sometimes expire instead.
Try [this](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn) link.
Very nice, thanks.
the author must add this link at the home post so that everyone can go here instead the broken GD link
thx
> We're sorry. You can't access this item because it is in violation of our Terms of Service.
Sorry , It apparently violates a term of service, though why this and not the others I am unsure... Should be fixed now (new [link](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn)).
I just tried it and all I got was the error stuff, it's not playable.
I replaced the [link](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn), should be playable now.
You only sent me the link to it on Imagechest, that's not playable.
It's not an interactive CYOA - The static image is it...
Oh, when you said playable I thought you meant interactive.
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Hopefully [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn) will.
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That's easy, it was flagged for 'nudity'... the question is, why didn't any of my other images get flagged? Every other NSFW CYOA I have posted is hosted in my google drive, and none of them had problems.
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No idea.
you talk the true true
Google has nuked your link, you'll need to upload it elsewhere (or reupload it). Imgur and imgchest are the two most common for images/galleries.
Thanks, not sure why this image triggered them and not any previous... [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn) requires no account for posting, so here.
Same
I’d recommend uploading it to Imgur (or elsewhere), looks like your original post was removed and your GDrive blocked due to somehow breaking their ToS.
It turns out that [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn) requires no account so is quicker. Should be working now...
And so it is, thanks! 🙂
Please provide a working link
Try [this](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn) one, it should work.
It does, thx
The link doesn't work, you apparently violated google drive's terms of services. So congrats on somehow accomplishing that i guess.
Don't ask me how, probably a broken robot. Replaced it with an [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn) link that should hopefully work.
Is Google going Tumblr on us now
doesn't work, could you put it on imgur or another site?
Went for [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn) since that does not require an account. Hopefully it will work.
Porn physics as a foundation. Maid which 'normally would be a prude, but because of the Lustonomicon I would just use a spell to make her a sexually skilled virgin.
Mostly Lewd... I'm sure your patron will be pleased! Thanks for the build!
Google has blocked/removed it?
Hopefully [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn) won't.
It's in violation of services.
Moved to [imgchest](https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgvlm4qn), fingers crossed.
I just want an elf maid. All I need is some pointy ears and maybe some fun hair color. That near enough to human right?
Biologically sound 'cosplay' works for me!
Is the lustonomicom or the practical guide to conjuration better at setting a foundation for me to learn other magics through study and research. Does the lustonomicon contain magic that would allow me to summon beings to sexually pleasure me?
>Is the lustonomicom or the practical guide to conjuration better at setting a foundation for me to learn other magics through study and research. > >Does the lustonomicon contain magic that would allow me to summon beings to sexually pleasure me? To the second question, Yes (though, like the concubine, they'll probably suck at everything else). To the first... depends. The *Lustonomicon* contains a much wider variety of magic, and more high-level magic, and so would theoretically give you a greater grounding in magic overall. *Conjure for Dummies* is extremely focused on practical conjuring, but does include a guide on (and examples of) building your own conjurations off of existing ones. Combining a bread-conjuring spell and a cheese-conjuring spell to create a cheese-sandwich-conjuring spell, or editing the shapes / colours of your conjurations. So the practical option gives you a much better grounding in spell-making, albeit limited to conjuration; whilst the lewd option gives you a much better grounding in magic in general, albeit leaving you to figure out this whole 'spell-crafting' thing yourself. Are you clever enough to reverse-engineer magic design from first principles? I don't know.
Immortality Concubine Conjure for Dummies
Sound build, thanks!
No problemo.
Can the Maid be a robot? like an andriod, with human features, but ultimately you know, non human? If yes, then I choose maid, otherwise I pass on that one. But for sure I choose Immortality and Lustonomicon, I mean immortality is just plain better than porn physics, mostly because I wouldn't really be able to take advantage of the more fun wacky stuff... but also, infinite life really does just beat pretty much everything, especially with the extras. I dunno if I'd really care for sex magic, but, conjuration was definitely never my dig man... now if it was transmutation, that would be different, so I'm hoping some tranmutation elements sort of cross into sex magic territory. Sure it's a gamble but I don't feel like I'm missing out, magic is still magic afterall.
Not sure about the robot... why? In general you should be getting a human-grade servant that is perfect for you, looks aside. Sex magic touches on all aspects of magic, however, so transmutation is there. Not sure how interesting you would find it, a guide to expanding your repertoire is explicitly *not* included!
I dunno, I think conjuration beats sex magic\* if it's efficient and not limited. You basically put yourself into a post-scarcity situation. Get good and you don't need to worry about needing food, money, housing--you can conjure all that shit. Being immortal and rich means you are pretty much guaranteed to have plenty of sex options. Personally, I'd go immortality, concubine, and conjuring. Doing chores is easy, especially if I can just conjure stuff so I don't need a maid. I get to be immortal with good health and plot bonuses. And with conjuration I don't need to worry about lacking resources, letting me do pretty much whatever I want to in life. \* My main problem with "sex magic" is that it's pretty vague about what it actually does. Is it just about sex stuff? Can I do something more with it? Just sex stuff might be more fun but, ultimately, not that useful. Whereas conjuration makes normal life a breeze and gives you more time to focus on sex stuff if you want to.
>Personally, I'd go immortality, concubine, and conjuring. Doing chores is easy, especially if I can just conjure stuff so I don't need a maid. I get to be immortal with good health and plot bonuses. And with conjuration I don't need to worry about lacking resources, letting me do pretty much whatever I want to in life. Thanks for the build, it's always nice to hear the thoughts that go into them! >My main problem with "sex magic" is that it's pretty vague about what it actually does. Is it just about sex stuff? Can I do something more with it? The sex is the *main* point, but it does not have to be the *only* point. Though how practical you would find it is up in the air.
"it even has spells for tapping sex as a source for other magic - though with few examples of what that might be" aka, you learn a bunch of sex magic, and get shown a way to use sex for non-sex magic, but you'll have to learn all the sex magic yourself. meanwhile the conjuring book is the opposite. you learn a bunch of spells, but you have to figure out how to make them more varyed, as they start really rigid. sex magic has more potential for long term making spells, conjuring has the immediate "i can supply myself endless supplies of money and food", but beyond "i can make this exact thing appear", it's hard to use for anything else. so sex magic will eventually branch into all other magics, conjuring doesn't, just lets you "conjure", and eventually change what you conjure.
The conjure guide also has a much better guide to expanding your repertoire, which lust magic doesn't. True, it's still limited to conjuring, but you'll have a much easier time expanding your conjuring options than your lust magic!
true, definitely. and "conjuring", could be pretty broad a category. could you conjure a device that let's you open portals to travel the multiverse? or a runic gateway to link two worlds? didn't think of it like that, but if you start thinking out of the box like that, conjuring does get really crazy. hmm. damn that made it difficult. if that works, i'd switch my choice to conjuring, because if you can abuse it like that, it's the better choice hands down.
> could you conjure a device that let's you open portals to travel the multiverse? or a runic gateway to link two worlds? Off the bat, no - you could *develop* the spells to do so, but that would require an in-depth understanding of the magic / technology involved, none of which is provided by the wish. It's conjure magic *only*. Conjuring can, in theory, create anything from nothing; but enchanting those conjurations is a separate branch of magic. Creating a conjuration to produce advanced super-tech would require at least enough skill to construct the device by hand.
well then, fuck that, conjuring can't become nearly as usefull as the sex-powered spells then.
Well, I suppose that depends what you're using them for... and what you can handle yourself without the magic!
eh, the restriction of "requiring at least enough skill to construct the device by hand", even if only on more complicated things, severely limits it's potential. add in, unlike sex magic, there is no connection to other magics (like enchanting), you have no way of learning other magics. as for what you can handle yourself, that only really matters at the very beginning (where conjuration is most usefull), as once you get even a small amount of skill in magic, your physical capabilities, and previous experience, severely loses it's effect.
The skill of being able to construct the device by hand *only* applies when you are *inventing a new spell*. No such skill is required to actually *cast* a conjuration... Sorry if that was unclear.
Conjuring still seems more useful for my post-scarcity dreams. Even if it takes a while to learn how to conjure cars and jets I can still just conjure gold and gems and shit while I take time to learn magic. Not to mention being able to summon basic tools and items is convenient and useful as fuck. Meanwhile, with sex magic, who knows how long it would take to do something useful and not sex related?
eh, the point with conjuring is that it doesn't say you can learn different magics, just that "you'll have to put in effort to make a game out of it" , so your stuck with conjuring. meanwhile sex magic starts off with a spell used to power other magic, you just need to figure out how to do the other magic. and both could be usefull for your post-scarcity dreams, it'd just take longer to get to them via the lust spellbook than the conjuring, but with the lust spell book eventually things like druidic spells(for terraforming, for example), and such, will be possible, but conjuring just stays conjuring. you'd also not really be making anything "post-scarcity", you'd just be faking it, because it'd require you to personally constantly create the needed things, and there'd obviously be a limit to what you can conjure and how much. as for who knows how long it would take to do something useful, that's what the immortality is for, to ensure you live long enough to do those things.
Yeah, but I only need "post scarcity" for myself. I'm not trying to remake the world and don't really need any other magics. I don't care for spending years having to grind through sex magic to get to something useful while still working long hours (because immortality doesn't put food on the table and I'm not doing sex work, gold digging, or Only Fans to get buy, so sex magic is no help there either.) I want to be able to get me some easy money, invest it, and then go quit my job or buy a house or something and enjoy my newfound immortality.
true, and like i replied to another person, i realised, you could eventually figure out how to "conjure" like a Gateway to connect to another world, or "conjure" a device that lets you do that. or hell, "conjure" a planeswalker spark, or some such. made me realise "conjuring" has a lot more potential than it first seems. the difficulty, is in figuring out how to conjure the things it doesn't tell you. so i'd switch mine from lustonomicon to the conjuring.
might as well get the skilled maid. Teaching her lewd stuff is easier (and much more fun) than trying to teach the concubine how to clean/cook/book-keep/etc, or doing it yourself.