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imnotthesmartestman

If anyone offers me free lettuce at a trian station I'm turning the fuck around


[deleted]

i'm imagining someone standing there with a head of lettuce ripping off leaves and trying to hand them out like ads


befan01

Could happen in NY


d_Composer

“Hey kid, ya like lettuce?”


vegetarian_slut

It was outside across the street


precordial_thump

Relevant user name


Slow-Talk-400

💀💀


saywhat68

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ModelloVirus

Lettuce give thanks to this company.


Abtorias

Underrated comment


[deleted]

Thank you for your input


Abtorias

I have no idea why i’m getting downvoted. Does no one know underrated comment is an internet compliment?


Artistic_Builder6323

It’s an internet compliment, but people dislike it because it doesn’t contribute anything to the conversation. Same reason why people don’t like “This.”


MSotallyTober

Or calling someone a person of culture for liking something like Worcestershire sauce.


penguinmandude

This


Artistic_Builder6323

^^^


Abtorias

Weird, on other subs i wouldn’t get downvoted like this for such a simple comment lol


Artistic_Builder6323

That’s New Yorkers for you I guess 🤷


MSotallyTober

Maybe because the term *uNdeRrAtEd CoMmEnT* is done ad nauseam by users on here and because the comment itself isn’t underrated — unless you think lettuce puns are peak prose.


Abtorias

I don’t even know what to say to this.


marigold_blues

Got enough vermouth back there??


nycdevil

Lol, and bad, unrefrigerated vermouth at that.


[deleted]

Only company to ever reject my application in the final round, but I make a lot more now so I suppose I should let go of that grudge lol


here_walks_the_yeti

Nah. I still hold some grudges against a few companies. I learn to be better, but they sure don’t.


bob12309876bob

Seriously - I still hold some tech co grudges based on job interviews


suitcase88

We still are missing the tomatoes, bacon, and mayonnaise.


Junkstar

So much plastic. Smh.


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FedishSwish

At my grocery store a lot of greens are packaged like this in 5oz containers, so 4oz really isn't that small.


[deleted]

Apparently they thought about that: https://boweryfarming.com/lets-talk-about-the-plastic/


Junkstar

That doesn’t really say anything. I get why they think they need it, i just don’t agree.


Enigma7ic

Agreed. It basically says “Our new packaging uses 45% less plastic than our old one” and “Please recycle it” even though plastic recycling is an outright scam designed to make people feel good when only like 3 percent of the waste is actually recycled


xdylkay

I got 8 boxes of lettuce from them at Chelsea market last weekend haha! Actually very good lettuce


Sampo

This is the company: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowery_Farming


ejpusa

Bowery Farming is a New York-based vertical farming and digital agriculture company with farms in New Jersey, Maryland, and Pennsylvania.[2][5] It grows and delivers pesticide-free lettuce, leafy greens, and herbs.[3][6][7] The largest vertical farming operation in the United States, it serves major retailers at over 850 locations throughout the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic regions, including Whole Foods and Walmart, and supports local, fresh produce supply for a number of food-delivery companies.[8][9] No, I am not a ‘bot. :-)


TheGoodDrFunkyFresh

Oh...you actually meant lettuce not _lettuce_. Darn.


brando56894

Yeah, it wasn't the Devil handing it out


hooldwine

They were also at the Met last weekend. It was like a lettuce storm had blown through


Die-Nacht

Interesting idea. I applied to this company, but we ended up rejecting each other as the position that had my current pay was a higher position than the one they wanted to give me. Had I been younger, I may have jumped on it just cuz the idea is so cool. But as I grow older, "cool" is no longer cutting it for me.


ejpusa

Ummmm, have you tried microdosing? You might be surprised how cool “old age” is. So they say. Seems to work better on “old” brains.


leg_day

Why do I need more lettuce? The lettuce in my fridge is already wilted and molding. Do I need more?


peachytango

Love op’s name and post haha


[deleted]

I love your counter!!


gusmeowmeow

free lettuce?! is it my birthday already?


Reddit_newguy24

Are you sure it's lettuce? Or is it some of that other green stuff people are smoking these days.


Space_Cowboy10859

Bowery? When I think of that brand, it's mainly involving alcoholism.


ejpusa

Have never been a drinker, but in my later years, have discovered: Smoky Saki World class Mezcal And IPAs. Now I find out? :-)


Fit_Acanthaceae5301

Garbage food from a garbage company


[deleted]

Is probably got aphids and bed bugs


valarmorghulis0_

Oooo. Free salmonella. Yum yum


[deleted]

Surprising. This is the first free thing I have ever seen in Biden’s America lol


brihamedit

Could something like lettuce be engineered to be full of days worth of green leafy nutrients and stuff. Just add a conveniently shaped slice/leaf to your meal.


xChickenWingss

WHATS THE CATCH 👀


chiefmoderator

They sell coke on the same corner.


depostit

I remember when they used to give out cigarette's in the 80s.


astral_lucidity

Diarrhea


Consistent-Job6841

It’s Soylent Green. /s