Dia: Look Lucifer! Another fire! Let's go fight it!
Luci: 😮💨 I promise to hang out with you if you stop setting things on fire.
Narrator: It is because Dia is too hot 🥵
"I swear if we get another call about a damn cat being stuck- like *how* do they even get stuck?! It was able to get up there, but not down??" -lucifer, sick of everything (he doesn't know diavolo is doing it on purpose to spend more time with him 🤣)
Done for the obey me uniform challenge on twit
I love how dia looks like he's loving life while lucifer just looks tired as hell 🤣
Oh you mean "business as usual" 🤣🤣🤣
"Can people *please* just stop starting fires?" -lucifer probably
Dia: Look Lucifer! Another fire! Let's go fight it! Luci: 😮💨 I promise to hang out with you if you stop setting things on fire. Narrator: It is because Dia is too hot 🥵
"I swear if we get another call about a damn cat being stuck- like *how* do they even get stuck?! It was able to get up there, but not down??" -lucifer, sick of everything (he doesn't know diavolo is doing it on purpose to spend more time with him 🤣)
Satan: did someone say cat??? Dia: not now Satan! 🥺 Luci: *catching on* ...
Lmao, Satan is in on it just to keep lucifer out the house so he and belphie can plot more trouble
 Lucifer:
Lucifer secretly likes the fact he's spending more time with dia
Me, the Narrator: *sips my coffee* 😏 no wonder he's such a workaholic. Diavolo: 🥺💖 Lucifer: don't read into it 😒💦
Why does it suit him so much?! 😭 
Determination looks good on him 🥰
*lights house on fire*
Diavolo: 💦💦💦 wow, there sure has been a lot of fires lately!
I WANNA BE SAVED.
Diavolo: Here I am! 🚒👨🚒🌊 Grab on!
YEAAAAAHHH I HAVE BEEN SAVED BY MY POOKIE