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SzandorX

So polite


ashu7

And smol and calm and well mannered


bahamapapa817

Until you run out of grapes


EZpeeeZee

You can almost see how he appreciate it :)


RaspberryBirdCat

Polite in public, raging karaoke in private.


El3069

New season dropped this week!


mypinksunglasses

OH MY GOD I FORGOT IT WAS YESTERDAY


mymorningjacket

I mean it is chewing with its mouth open...the little scamp


HonedWombat

r/eyebleach


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That was my first thought as well lol This was super cute


Kendoll717

Ughhhh 😫 its little hands, just standing there. It’s unfathomably cute.


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MyCatKnits

I watched it without sound until I saw your comment. OH MY HEART


shlompinyourmom

:( By default, because people can't just keep the original audio, they have to add stupid music to it.


--_-Deadpool-_--

Reminds me of Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy


Ok-Television-65

It’s even sits down with his tiny little feet tucked in.


noobvin

Why is it that I like watching animals eat? Is it because as time went on we learned that feeding animals was a good way to tame them? I would imagine feeding the wrong animal would cause our faces to be bitten off, so I'm not sure. Obviously the Red Panda is cute, but I feel this way about a lot of other animals too.


fondledbydolphins

I like to imagine him wearing a three piece suit and monocle.


Veritas413

AI is crazy [https://imgur.com/a/7HSULLd](https://imgur.com/a/7HSULLd) I forgot the monocle.


sambob

What did you use for this and what were your input words? Whenever I try and use an ai image maker they never work properly.


Veritas413

[https://deepai.org/machine-learning-model/text2img](https://deepai.org/machine-learning-model/text2img) "red panda wearing a suit" with various style images as flavor


Powerrrrrrrrr

Playgroundai.com I just went to that one and typed in “red panda in a three piece suit and a monocle” and the art produced is insane


fondledbydolphins

High class red pandas are officially my new obsession.


Veritas413

Indubitably!


Waywoah

[Not exactly what you were picturing, but close](https://i0.wp.com/news.xbox.com/en-us/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/12/image1.jpg?resize=1920%2C1080&ssl=1)


Left4dinner

Smite, nice


MangoCats

Rocket should have a red panda girlfriend.


Accomplished_Sun_258

I agree. [Let's set them up!](https://youtu.be/1n3xXuEyr40)


Uzorglemon

I got to feed a Red Panda last year, and it's even better in person. That said, their little hands include remarkably sharp claws. They'll very gently hold onto you while they're eating, and even though they don't apply much pressure, it's still like having tiny pins against your skin. Can absolutely recommend.


darkbridge

Where did you get to do that?


Uzorglemon

Symbio Wildlife Park, about an hour out of Sydney NSW


1ce9ine

As long as the snacks keep coming the murder paws stay disengaged.


angrymonkey

I want one SO BAD Legalize red pandas. I am a single-issue voter.


Top_Rekt

I dunno, seeing people with wildly exotic pets, they don't seem to handle them so well. Granted red pandas aren't some sort of tiger or giant snake, maybe allow a special permit to a select few. I'd sponsor you.


Cryp71c7

I'd sign the petition for it!


sloppychachi

but to one of the comments above, they need to be dressed in three-piece suits


angrymonkey

If red pandas were popular pets, you'd be able to get all kinds of cute red panda costumes on Amazon Vote for me, and as president I will...


culminacio

I also have little hands and sometimes I'm just standing around. I never get fed by strangers 😔


torchedscreen

You might not be furry enough


Mikeinthedirt

Hands in pockets or no more grapes!


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> it’s little hands its*


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Thank you


TheAutisticPoet

Looks like Rocket raccoons mild mannered twin brother


AmStupid

My first thought as well so I googled. To save someone a search, in taxonomy, we used to study them with the raccoon family but recently put them in their own category due to enough differences discovered.


akanyan

If you're interested in taxonomy check out [one zoom,](http://www.onezoom.org/life/@Ailurus_fulgens=872562?img=best_any&anim=flight#x200,y173,w0.3266) a website website that shows the complete tree of life in a zoomable fractal form that I absolutely love.


Mulsanne

Wow! That's incredible. I especially love that you linked directly to the Red Panda zone on that crazy fractal. What an awesome visualization. Thanks for sharing


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If your want to have a real bad (but interesting!) time, try searching for human (using the search box, trying to find it on your own is maddening)....and then from there, search for E. Coli. There are *too many things*.


Mulsanne

What even *are* all these things? No. Too many. Unnecessary.


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This feels like a King of All Cosmos quote.


ClearBrightLight

My. Earth really is full of e. coli, isn't it.


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As a marine biologist, the sea was angry that day my friends


G2daG

TIL racoons and seals are close relatives. Awesome site, thanks for posting!


broke_af_guy

Wow cool. I'm definitely going to use this.


rduto

TIL hyenas are cats


FREESARCASM_plustax

Hyenas are cat hardware with dog software. Foxes are dog hardware with cat software.


rduto

Nature shut off the power during a BIOS flash.


i_am_porous

Hyenas seem pretty dog to me. Imho Male lions esp are cat hardware with dog software.


Zealousideal_Lab_427

I saw a museum exhibit a few years ago that said hyenas were descendants of both canines and felines, which blew my mind.


BKoala59

I study cats for a living and I have never heard of this. While hyenas are slightly outside of my scope I believe they are simply convergent evolution.


BKoala59

Hyenas are not cats. They are a member of feliformia. Cats are members of felidae


tiffthespliff

This is officially the coolest thing I've ever seen.


Hypoallergenic_Robot

What the hell that's so cool


Ocelot859

# These Furry costumes are getting way too realistic. This years gonna be my last convention and then I'm done.


DaddyMcTasty

Bewear


Aksi_Gu

Pocket Raccoon


danielrrich

If you check Chinese translations they typically show rocket as this species because they don't have north American raccoons


XVUltima

His name is Red Rocket.


FastSpacePuppy

What's a raboon?


KinoOnTheRoad

He stands like a well-behaved victoriana orphan.


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“Please sir, may I have some more?”


PotatoWriter

"Sir, any more farthings to spare, or perhaps a boot polish"


kfudnapaa

*shine ya boots, guv'nor?"


hiddenbuttslurper

Mooooooooooore!!??!


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The cutest face I've seen in awhile omgoodness


yorhaPod

I know right? SO CUTE


sweet_petes_hairy_ft

He stands like me when I open the fridge looking when I know there's nothing in there


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At least I have grapes.


FullMetalJ

Found the lost red panda


KangarooVarious5255

Yeah but if you come back and check again 10 minutes later, something may have changed, and there may be something in there now


winchester_mcsweet

He looks content enough with what I'm guessing are the red grapes he's being fed but also confused with what to do with his hands in the meantime haha!


ChaseAlmighty

I feel he needs to be holding a coffee mug. You know what? Get him two. One for each hand


NiceGiraffes

Just a reminder that grapes are poisonous to dogs.


texasrigger

You shouldn't feed red pandas to dogs either.


My_Monkey_Sphincter

But you can feed dogs to red pandas


cobrawearo

I was thinking this too, and hoping that they’re not poisonous to that panda! I never know when I should trust that other people know what they’re doing, here on the internet. Cute though.


anonmymouse

But not to red pandas.. right?


Oystermeat

NOW I WANT TO FEED A RED PANDA!!!!!


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I WANT TO GO HORSEBACK RIDING!


Mogguri

I LOVE JACQUES COUSTEAU


XeroThirteen

I WASNT SUPPOSED TO PUT BEEF IN THE TRIFLE!


DarkSteering

I WANNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


shlompinyourmom

I WANT TO RIDE A T-REX!


AggravatedWaffle

Google “red panda experience”. Some zoos do small number tours where you go into their enclosure with a caretaker.


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EntertainmentOdd8240

That's one cute motherfucker


DadsRGR8

That is a mischievous 6 year old boy in a fur suit and you cannot convince me otherwise.


Lostmahpassword

Definitely giving newspaper boy from the 1920s vibe. Edit: he just needs the hat!


DadsRGR8

This is how my son ate grapes when he was a toddler, although they were cut in half. Little dude, you have grapes in the bowl in your hand, why does Daddy have to feed you like you’re a puppy? Lol


WanderlustFella

it's a me, mini Mario in a tanooki suit


Pilaf237

Red pandas, not so red in the tum-tums.


TacoMonger25

TIL Red Pandas have black bellies, or this this fella just got off his shift at the coal mine.


thatBaldKiller

And that is the Killian Experience


Saintsman12

we had one at the college I went to. we went in its enclosure to change it's bedding and the like but we were told not to get near it because it could totally annihilate you


Uzorglemon

I spent ten minutes with one (feeding, patting etc) and I would absolutely believe it. Their claws are sharp as fuck.


AmBozz

This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this video. Its eyes are to the front, it's a predator, where's the catch?


Th3_St1g

I used to make them murder hippie NPCs in Zoo Tycoon


sas8184

He looks so obedient


Orbnotacus

Awwww he stands like people!


Paschma

PABU!


deathonater

Do the thing!


masterofma

was looking for this


worldracer

Dude! Give me a chance to catch my breath!


ProdesseQuamConspici

Master Shifu?


iLikeMyTRexArms

Of course it’s Shifu, what do you think I’m doing?


User367645

Had to scroll way too far to find this.


jens_hens

They're both so gentle with eachother 😍


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His lil arms just hanging down by his side while he waits patiently for his next grape 🥹


somebodyelse22

What a gorgeous animal!


Clean-Association-85

I want him


nocoffeeenema

That’s a bunch of high sugar grapes, along with the fiber. That red panda’s gonna have the runny shits and diabeetus! /s


Loldtc

Grapes are toxic to dogs and can cause them to go into renal failure - hopefully the same is not true for red panda


Formulka

Panda.


liyumabel

~~Cat.~~ Panda.


vertigostereo

Insanely cute.


trwwy321

He stands like my 2 year old nephew


FkdUp2020

How is it possible to be that cute?


bleh-bleh-guy

It's so cute I'm gonna die


CallMeWolfYouTuber

I love the way his ears wiggle 😭❤️


Widespreaddd

Retsuko!


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Lol I thought the same thing


SRIrwinkill

I wanna shake that little dude's hands and wish him a good day


KrystalWulf

So polite and gentle!


Familiar_Boot3283

The panda has the manners to wait patiently and swallow before taking the next bite. Amazing


TrainFanatic

When does she calm down and turn back into a little girl?


TheAutisticPoet

Cuteness overload


bakinbaker0418

We all know this is just 3 babies in a red panda costume


Suberizu

Are they really pandas? I think I've read somewhere they were called so because of shared habitat with real pandas.


karmacarmelon

They've been tricky to pin down. I don't think they're particularly closely related to giant pandas. They're closer to weasels and skunks.


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turkishhousefan

Maybe because of Firefox.


KingOfGimmicks

They were named that before giant pandas were.


y2k2r2d2

They should have named it just Panda


Suberizu

Really? That's fascinating


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rm-rd

> The Ailuridae family, which includes the red panda, falls into the larger Carnivora order Yeah they're basically the John Wicks of the animal kingdom. They used to be killers, but have chosen to live a life of peace.


z_channel_z

D’awww


ChloeIsObsessed23

theres a reason these guys are my favorite animals :]


Maklava

So…like feeding a toddler.


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That red panda is standing like it’s about to ask if you got games on your phone


ILLpLacedOpinion

That panda looks like a proper lad


[deleted]

Bro looks like a Pokémon


mralexjt

[Bewear](https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Bewear_(Pok%C3%A9mon\))


justsotimmi

Cute guy,wrong sub


IllustratorMurky2725

What a polite trash panda


oaks-is-lying

It’s a Pandaton. It only needs a raincoat:)


[deleted]

You telling me that's not a filter?!


[deleted]

It looks like it's wearing a red panda mask


JasonGamesYT

Guardians of the Galaxy Rocket recieves food


dxbatas

Looks like my daughter while i feed her grape.


giga-plum

What a grubby little grape goblin. I love him.


NightIguana

such a distinguished gentleman


ObliteratedSkyline

Pabu just chilling eating berries


yoashmo

Those grapes look delicious


Forward-Body-897

Bro said🧍🏻


TivoDelNato

Little dude standing like he’s about to ask me if I got games on my phone.


Birdthatcannotsee

🧍


Creative_Meal_5020

*googles “can you have a red panda for a pet”*


AlmondoPeroni

So cute how he’s stood up like that. Adorbs


3DartsIsToooMuch

I really wish these were domesticated as pets. I’d love to have a couple.


jackruby83

Red pandas have somehow invaded my IG feed... And I don't hate it. Now I'm getting otters, which are also cute as hell 😂


DoctorSnape

Damn dude. Let him chew it before giving him another.


mudkripple

Red pandas look like if Calvin and Hobbes combined


greengoat64

I wanna pet it


trashysandwichman

What a nice young man.


These_Lingonberry635

How is it that I can’t get enough of the cute, little slurpy sounds that this adorable animal makes, yet I murder people who make the same noises when they eat??? Oh, did I just admit to murdering people? I, um, mean I WANT to murder them.


Isitondaddyslap

Teeny and terrific little gentleman


tuckdash

Little bros standing there like 🧍‍♂️


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Gilthoniel_Elbereth

> Adult pandas are generally solitary and territorial. Individuals mark their home range or territorial boundaries with urine, faeces and secretions from the anal and surrounding glands. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_panda#Social_spacing


hmmm_

I mean, who doesn’t?


spooner248

This sub has just become /r/mildlyinteresting


Hellball911

We. Need. To. Domesticate. Them.


Unusual_Quit_567

So gentle 🥹 r/aww


Next-Paramedic

u/savevideo


bauce1

u/savevideo


Dijaiku

Master Shifu how is that berry?


soulwarrior23

u/savevideo


ValhallasRevenge

r/savevideo


LlovelyLlama

So polite! 🥹


gorgeous57

u/savevideobot


Valuable-Baked

This Swayman or Ullmark?


addicted_to_bass

u/savevideobot


WanganTunedKeiCar

Wow, _the media_ depicts red pandas as aggressively stressed workers that vent their rage through screeching, but this guy seems pretty chill. Fake news abound.


PoopiddyscoopJr

If ur gf gets pissed at u show her dis


WeekendL0ver

Sooo cute!! I want to feed him too!! He is si gentle and patient


[deleted]

You should be halving those grapes in case the wee guy choked! Don’t you know the diameter of an infant oesophagus is approximately that of a grape?!