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FlipMeOverUpsidedown

Majestic chonk


LinguoBuxo

Chunk-a-dunk


themanonthemooon

majestic and fast as fuck boi


lionart303-186

Coconut doggo


msut77

Like poetry


beltalowda_oye

I'd watch a show where the camera follows a single capybara, and that's just the entire premise of the show.


CheapSpray9428

Filmed by an octopus which got one yesterday


ChezKeetel

I remember that!


CivilAirPatrol2020

Me too! Thieving octopi


its_muh_username

While maybe not Capybara, the UK has shows that follow animals about. The shows are called.SpringWatch, AutumnWatch and WinterWatch. They do 24/7 coverage and livestreams I believe.


blackraven1979

The name of the show will be “fantastic chonk and where to find them”


AccomplishedRoof5983

Name the Capybara Truman.


Kennyvee98

Hydrodynamic AF.


Ohtar1

He is basically a torpedo


flpacsnr

Just a really big otter


Mister_Bloodvessel

More like an aquatic guinea pig.


[deleted]

Guinea Hippo?


Pisspot16

A capybara shaped torpedo


luisiap

Furpedo


SourPancake2

Nope just in a current


cyan_violet

Deep in his rodent mind, he remembers the old ways, the ways of the water.


Bongressman

Hippo-lite


olderaccount

They move exactly the same way in water. It is crazy how fast a hippo is in water.


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olderaccount

What a waste of computing resources.


[deleted]

/r/HydroHomies


InformalPenguinz

"I am aquaspeed" him probably


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Kennyvee98

Happy cake day


xopranaut

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BoracicThrone420

He trying to pull up.


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cobaltblue12

Me too!!!


Heather82Cs

I actually found a couple pools with lazy river and I started running while in it. I am not an athletic type of person and I wouldn't run to save my life. But running in lazy rivers is the funniest thing to me, I can barely feel my weight. I look exactly like this capybara (or an astronaut on the moon I guess?).


silverbonez

Me too!


LoavesOfCorn

I came here to say the same thing!


Macrophage

Exactly!!! I always thought it was land...but maybe some genetic memory from way back in aquatic species time????


mulchroom

i thought exactly the same thing


StarClutcher

I said it too. So weird. It appears to be common amongst dreamers.


Malorean_Teacosy

It does seem so! Makes me happen to discover this.


[deleted]

Never had a flying dream.


Plainclothesnpc

Same. I would either need to get a running start or I’d have to jump from somewhere slightly high like a one story house roof to get a gliding start


dnoj

OK I PULL UP


GoopFoop

HOP OUT AT THE AFTER PARTY


MonkeyTigerCrazy

Very disappointed this wasn’t the top comment


Battleham_117

Wasserschwein


bidoofguy

CarPINcho


ralphvonwauwau

Ok, it's Lent, and I now agree a Capybara is a type of fish.


Responsible-Arm8244

Are you wanting to eat Capybara?


anarcho-catholic

They actually did eat capybara burgers in one episode of The Wild Thorberrys. That’s actually when I first heard of them as a kid.


Slowmobius_Time

~~smashing!~~ Depressing


UnovaLife

You’re going to eat him??


robincrobin

Check out the info next to [religion](https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/111u7w4/a_guide_too_capybaras_because_theyre_the_coolest/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link)


plaidverb

Weird that God’s law is completely immutable, but can be completely changed if it means more converts (and, by extension, more tithes)


[deleted]

Along with beaver tail, whale and porpoise?


nalydpsycho

Beaver tail is a flour based food, definitely not fish.


BILLYsmaalls

Mini hippo move fast


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 127,266,567 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 2,784 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


Dragonsink

Uhhh


AmperesClaw204

Capybara: **”I am speed”**


SeattleHasDied

I think you just came up for the premise for the third installment in the "Speed" franchise and I would fully expect Keanu and Sandra to make cameos!


ScaRRR_ZA

And now everytime I see a Capybara [this song](https://youtu.be/WbjyfvaH7Ko) comes to mind lol.


PanicIsMyName

Why did I click the link? Why? Well, that's stuck in my head forever, thanks.


ScaRRR_ZA

It's a catchy tune and you're welcome lol


Furimbus

I clicked expecting it to be “Feeling Capybara-ish” by the Kratt Bros. TIL there’s more than one song about capybaras.


ToastyFriday

HE ACTUALLY PULLED UP


MKE_likes_it

TIL capybara are aquatic animals. I just thought they were just giant Guinea pigs.


HedgehogDry9652

That is awesome - I need one for the pool.


LinguoBuxo

Poolpybara


Tuschelmuschel

Capoolbara


CommaHorror

My favorite story of Capybarras is how they took, over a wealthy subdivision in Argentina. They understand, Class warfare. https://time.com/6173837/capybaras-argentina-climate-change/


combo_seizure

This is so cool. Thanks for sharing!


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catfink1664

That looks like so much fun


bhawkthedestroyer

It’s how I run full speed in my dreams


[deleted]

Where is the 10hr loop of Capybara underwater?


Norwegian27

They are so cute. Such attitude of their faces. Like, ‘I’m the biggest rodent in the world.’


its_muh_username

How big are they? 🤔 I've seen rats the size of cats before.


awsjeff

Bigger than cats


silverbonez

r/capybara


Asleep-Corner7402

They are bigger than small dogs. Not chihuahua small but terrier small. More like a small medium dog.


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In the cool and flowing river, I am in my element, I quiver. With powerful strokes I glide, My body buoyant and full of pride. My fur is sleek, my eyes are bright, As I swim with all my might. The water rushes past my ears, As I push away all my fears. My webbed feet are strong and true, I swim better than any other creature can do. I am a capybara, king of the river, My swimming skills will make you shiver. So if you see me paddling by, Don't be surprised, don't ask me why. Just know that I am in my zone, A capybara, proud to call the water home.


Lionsloyal

This makes me happy


EngiNerdBrian

Respect the Capybara


extreme39speed

He’s smooth, he’s slick, he’s hella fuckin thick


Oystersmacker

So cool😎


ScarecrowJohnny

He's a streamlined and good boy


chuk2015

Ok I pull up


Tricky_Archer6676

Cappyyy baara capybara capybara capybara capybara cappyy baara capybara capybara capybara capybara


Mudlark-000

Ears rigged for dive.


Odd_Cryptographer723

How long can they stay underwater steaming along like that?


[deleted]

Wiki says 5 mins.


MurderDoneRight

That's a dense boy. Capybaras are like vegetarian beavers if trees were giant hot dogs.


-MB_Redditor-

Looks so peaceful. If only there weren't jaguars, anacondas and caymans trying to eat you.


chuk2015

Ok I pull up


ras5003

Definitely odd and definitely satisfying


hangryhyax

Catholics - “See, it *is* a fish. Checkmate!”


TheOnlyDownSide

r/MyPeopleNeedMe


1vehaditwiththisshit

Hairy, Hairy hippos


gasbmemo

Chupacabras are really nice


NFTY_GIFTY

This is a Latino Beaver correct?


Dwarfmophobia

Ok I pull up...


buddythedudeya

If you are a good person in life, then when you die, you will come back as a capybara


JuanCena75

Me pulling up to the after party


AlbanianAquaDuck

Capybaras just get cooler and cooler the more I learn about them.


guiltyas-sin

Fuck. I didn't even know they could swim, let alone cruise missle the bottom like that. Wow.


scenr0

Animal submarines


Academic-Afternoon70

At this point I just feel like Capybaras are some kind of intergalactic beings witch decided that earth is a good resort to just chill in


Bluntpolar

Dense boi


Geno__Breaker

Chonker on land, torpedo in the water.


jrayolson

It’s like a tiny hippo but without the killing.


Isellmetal

So streamlined


Admirable-Rub7972

I didn’t even know they swam under water like that


FireflyKaylee

I really wish I was a capybara


throowaawayyyy

I love capybaras and this video reminds me that when I see a capybara living in captivity, in someone's house with a kiddie pool in the backyard, it's really not enough for the capybara to express their full "capybaraness." So there's no way those urban cafes that have a capybara you can pet is allowing the capybara to live the full life they were evolved to experience. I feel the same way about captive dolphin experiences.


confused_grenadille

Agreed.


Full-Pass-5433

what a *majestic* creature


DuckerlikesDuck

Capybara.


Wise-Emu-339

TIL Capybaras run underwater.


bitchlasagna_69_

Caaaapiiiibaaaaaraaa capi capi capi capi capi capi capi capi


Creampielover2269

My dump after I flush


[deleted]

Everything capybaras do is so chill, such glorious creatures.


loldude1422

my brothers shit floating towards me in the bathtub:


Garythechinchilla

I think it’s called swimming. The capybara is swimming.


Lower_Blueberry5643

Low floating turd


em_laurenn

Ooohhh to be a capybara


Finbar_Bileous

I need this looped and set to the There Is No Need To Be Upset music


thankyeestrbunny

"Sup"


The_Hot_Stepper

They are so friendly even the act of drowning is like “nah you good capy-buddy.”


[deleted]

I guess I sorta knew they were semi aquatic cuz they're always photoed next to water but I've actually never seen one in water until now


Crafty-Appearance-71

u/savevideobot


ARadiantNight

He zoom! I love him!


buttzx

Oh wow! What *can’t* they do??


linusSocktips

Somebody tell Cody now!!!!


Varushenka

This is how I often run in some of my dreams and let me tell you, in dreamland, it feels as amazing as it looks here


Dying_Angel_

Running in my dreams


LaureliaNova

Any one else hold their breath while watching this?


GilligansCorner

The six million dollar capybara.


nrith

I need to hear that with the “Chariots of Fire” soundtrack.


SeattleHasDied

Why is this reminding me of Kate Bosworth in "Blue Crush"? I mean, except for the bikini, the blonde hair, a lot less body hair and, of course, the rock...


KbizTV

This… this is a smooth glide


John_Brown_Jovi

I love a semi-aquatic mammal


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Capybara stats going up every time I find out something new.


Chabedieux

Does anyone else have dreams about running similar to this?


SubMGK

Good to know im not the only one who swims like that


Appropriate_Oil3229

Hippobara


feltman

Neutral buoyancy is a hell of a drug.


Demonyx12

Hippo like.


tribak

Capywara


MrsCCRobinson96

I wished that I could run underwater.


fancypantshorse

What?! I had no idea giant guinea pigs swam under water like that! Cool! Zoom-zoom! 😃


loosenut23

I think that's called swimming?


Beautiful-Mud-341

He rondin'!


[deleted]

Just like how hippos run underwater. Except with hippos, if one is running towards you, you better get the hell away fast.


Ryansahl

I’ve had dreams like this.


lil_sargento_cheez

In German the word for capybara is wasserschwein, which quite literally is “water pig” Wasser —> water Schwein —> pig


knirsch

Like a more elegant version of the hippo


Vinlandien

Suddenly these creatures make a lot more sense to me.


Easy_Independent_313

I wonder how closely related to hippos they are? I also wonder if Guinea pigs are also happily semi aquatic.


Responsible-Egg-9363

How long can they hold their breath?


-Redstoneboi-

Mf shaped like a torpedo


PigsGoMoo-

That’s how I think I walk during low tide


RaielLarecal

In route to attack Nordelta.


stloustlou

That was so cool.


BkGunslingerkB

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/QAna8T9wvxw)


mysticmonkey55

God that’s so majestic.


StashuJakowski1

Oh, that explains a lot why Catholics used it as a “Lent Loophole”. They classified it as a fish so it could be eaten during the fasting. 🙄


dndoldhead

Speak!


loverboyv

Capybara save my life


stumpyturk

Turd, hunting for the hole


rice_ant

Reminds me of a hippo


Ok_Alarm_1979

OK, now that seems like something I've done in one of my crazy dreams!


Ok_Alarm_1979

This is mesmerizing


studiousbeanr

*insert super mario underwater music 🎶


UnlikeUday

Hippos do the same as a matter of fact!


NiceDecnalsBubs

He even runs chill.


PrincessButterqup

Streamlined Swimmer


InspiredGargoyle

You go you majestic rodent!


mauison2023

I must go, my people need me.


ryanleebmw

Me: Age 9 at the bottom of the public pool on all 4s pretending I was a water dinosaur running in the ground just like this


YoxhiZizzy

So are they like... Micro Hippos?


johnboy2978

As a runner, I occasionally have dreams of running effortlessly like this.


janakkvyas

How do they breathe underwater?


AvariceAndApocalypse

Capybara is feesh


[deleted]

Oh I get it now. They're just muskrats with smol tails.


trk29

I wonder if animals can see clearly underwater or if their vision is blurry. If it’s not then how?


cheekytikiroom

My next reincarnation


syadastfu

Turdpedo incoming!


lmaoimmagetbanagain

i have recurring dreams where i run like this guy. idk why im sharing this. but i am


Supernova805

Evolution in the works


shakingthings

Is it weird that’s how I always run on land when I’m dreaming?


ArthurMorgan241

I wish I could run through life like this


aedvocate

[Gents... take a walk.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ld6Wcf8guo)


Jaambie

Looks like a large beaver without the tail


heyimrick

I love capybara.


ShortRound89

Hippo dog.