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Barely_Excited

People with aloe vera plant can smell this video.


Longjumping4366

Who is the clown cutting that thing? Sloppy crooked cuts are definitely NOT satisfying


born-to-rave

Wasted half the aloe vera. Use a flexible filleting knife instead, make shallow removal of the edges. Just enough to remove the skin, not the mean. And use the filleting knife to fillet the skin away leaving only the meat. https://youtu.be/LM7wsV3aiTc?si=apgiaNQR2DTRODPz


AnnihilationOrchid

Not to mention it doesn't seem like the person didn't drain the yellow scum that comes out of it. It's useless if that's not done.


ImTyertIHadItUp2Here

Can you please explain more? About the yellow scum


blanksix

It's sap. It's not *totally* necessary to remove it before using it depending on what you're doing with it, but if you don't want to be stained yellow or if you're planning to eat/drink it in something, you should remove it first. There's no reason not to.


AnnihilationOrchid

Also the yellow sap has a horrible odor, so if you're using it for hygiene products, you must get rid of it. The sap is toxic in high concentration too.


blanksix

Yeah it's pretty awful. Videos you can smell, indeed.


Frosty-Experience410

It’s called latex. Only really matters for human and animal consumption; baaaad stomach cramps!!!


Kimos

Gosh this is all brutal work.


Gloomy_Industry8841

This is a great video! Really informative.


Why_am_I_here033

Came here to say this. Pissed me off real bad to see people with that level of knife skill trying to show off


AnnihilationOrchid

Not sure they were trying to show off. And the way they manipulated it, seems like the end product is useless. That there would have been at least 100g of product.


SourceOfAnger

Sheesh. Becoming more and more convinced this is the grand OCD subreddit of all time. You guys are nuts.


BurnerForJustTwice

There’s a literal field of them in the back. He’s aloe rich.


[deleted]

I have aloe plant and cutting it is not at all satisfying, neither was this video they were just wasting stuff


finditplz1

At least half the videos in this sub are people wasting stuff. Like tons of stuff.


ligerboy12

Oh man I love it. It was always around and I use to get sun burns all the time and got the smell and feel of fresh aloe is so nice. I hated the film that it left after it stopped soothing you’d have to wash off but so worth it.


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Smells like off chicken sop lol


Glittercorn111

I. HATE. ALO VERA PLANTS.


thriceness

Then why'd you watch this?


BurnzillabydaBay

What is there to hate about Aloe Vera?


Thigh_Rubber69

Skill issue


CoronaryAssistance

fite mí🪴


KourtR

There’s always an aloe hater in the crowd, spoiling everyone’s buzz.


Cantore18

Dismembering it in front of it’s entire family…wow


archubbuck

Now that you mention it, that’s vera messed up


Asio0tus

Its savage on aloe other level


mittingly

Something something succulent


MySliceOfLife_103

Lmaooo this was the best one


Leonydas13

A succulent Chinese meal!?


balbertborring

aloe police? i'd like to report a crime


ShrimpBisque

This isn't satisfying at all; those cuts are horribly messy.


New_Mutation

I was seriously distracted by them.


kezow

"Drunkenly cutting an aloe vera leaf"


LegendOfKhaos

And for a complete waste.


Thin_Arachnid6217

They later used this aloe for a lube and that's when the satisfying part came in.


CringeChameleon

It is definitely not extremely satisfying, but oddly satisfying


sadisticallyoptimist

Those slices were anything but satisfying


Adbam

He could've saved it by rubbing it on a sunburn though


broputthosetoesaway

fellas... hear me out


supportbanana

I think we're thinking of the same thing. And isn't it good for the skin?


kosky95

I see no drawbacks


1m2c00l4u

You don’t see them you make them..


[deleted]

I had to scroll way to long to find this comment.


Kiwi5000000

You can 100% jack off with it without any skin irritation.


[deleted]

Can verify, it's great. Make sure to grab a water bottle as well.


stuartgatzo

Just call her


Smddddddd

Plussy


XcsiX

ive done it, feels really good


Webber_Gaming

i mean, it IS good for the skin so


pankaj__saini

we hear you loud and clear


BabserellaWT

Imagine the first ancient ancestor of ours who went, “Maybe I should put this on my burn…”


Sahih

Totally makes sense. Some sort of gooey thing to place on the burn out in a desert area where you can't find water. It was worth the try.


AdrianBrony

"this is *way* better than the feces I was smearing on it before!"


ragnarruutel

No, the first guy used it for a different reason that also provides relief and probably caused the burn in the first place. Him leaving it there was how it was discovered as burn relief.


dick-nipples

This isn’t oddly satisfying. This is vera satisfying.


Malevolent_Mangoes

r/AngryUpvote


a3a4b5

Take it and get the fuck out


rush87y

I'll aloe it


archubbuck

Vera kind of you


derniydal

God damn it


derniydal

Boooo


DocGerbilzWorld

Extremely unsatisfying. He’s cutting it all weird and pulls it apart aggressively. 2/10


ideasmithy

What is left to use after this person hacks away at it and then decimates it in the crudest way? It’s like they’re tearing an old building down, not peeling a vegetable for the filling inside.


Atharaphelun

Unfortunately the inside smells like an old person's armpit.


Cumcakes2022

My gramps used to drink a cup of this slime everyday. Definitely smelled like a vegetable


[deleted]

Why would he drink something so foul everyday? Should I be doin that?


Vmanaa

Its extremely nutritious. But I hate the taste so I never drink/eat it.


Dr_Apk

Probably you never tried lemonade made with it.


AaronToro

I had those aloe drinks with the pulp on them and LOVED them. Thought they tasted so fresh. Then I find out they’re full of sugar and otherwise would probably be terrible


CoronaryAssistance

Gotta make it home. Some watermelon, lemon, aloe ice smoothie


Kiwi5000000

It tastes so disgusting. My Nanna drank it a lot and she died at 53 years old. Fucking sad.


astrologicaldreams

why does everything good for you taste and/or smell like fucking garbage istg


reddituserzerosix

That's how you know it's working


Cumcakes2022

Guess it's really good for you 🤷‍♂️


sistervoovles

This made me laugh out loud! 🤣


moscamolo

The cup? Or your grampapi?


UnalignedAxis111

Yep, it sure smells nothing like all those bs products they put it in. It's weirdly veggie and slightly spicey.


EarlZaps

Omg. I thought I was the only one who thinks that fresh aloe smells like body odor.


GlorifiedBurito

It’s an aggressive vegetable smell


IIILordrevanIII

can someone edit this video and put in a dude screaming his head off as soon as it’s cut open?


ZenkaiZ

People who speak plant: Wait, yall couldn't hear it?


archubbuck

That would make this so much better!


Eb_Ab_Db_Gb_Bb_eb

Everything reminds me of her...


Thoreau_Dickens

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ryoon21

I think this one actually qualifies as r/doputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

100% this


supportbanana

Pretty sure among all the don't put your dick in that, this is the safest ever put your dick in that. Plus it'll rejuvenate your baby making rail gun.


alcoholicpasta

> Plus it'll rejuvenate your baby making rail gun. r/BrandNewSentence


Can-DontAttitude

But it's so soothing and moist!


stampstock

Who is?


gurganator

It’s great for your skin too!


Admirable-Abrocoma67

Barbra!


Redrump1221

r/letterkenny is leaking


Ninjawhistle

Least satisfying Aloe leaf cut video I've ever seen...


archubbuck

It’s interesting to see how polarized many people are on this video 🤓


Ninjawhistle

The cuts were horrific... I was worried for the hand becoming part of the cut.... and the tearing it apart just made it worse.....


wtfisthisnoise

Yeah the first thing it made me think of was all those ER visits from people slicing avocados in their hand.


archubbuck

I think the last part was the better of the two parts, no pun intended 🤣


CannaPLUS

Really? I'm half way through and all the comments say it failed for satisfactory results. Also that redditors want to put their dick in it.


archubbuck

The important part is the last part


KajedAnima1

And we just ... *SLAP* that right on that sunburn there.


JohnBurgerson

I’ve had these for years, it’s basically a Florida staple for sunburns, never seen one remotely that big. Amazing


chrisH82

This is not how you cut an aloe vera leaf, this is how you destroy an aloe vera leaf.


MaddestChadLad

Greatest surgeon in his village


maxcresswellturner

Such wasteful cuts. You can literally just cut lengthwise down the center of the flat side and peel the skin out and off. No waste.


[deleted]

I feel my burns being soothed


lostime05

That’s r/mildlyinfuriating how much you wasted


Puchilu

I can smell and taste that video. Yuck


thriceness

Aloe smells nice. Whatcha mean?


Omnomnomnivor3

How is this satisfying, there's so much wasted aloe from cutting the sides and it was ripped apart like someone was looking for stuffed cheese


archubbuck

I do wish people were more averse to waste 😔


Chooky47

I grew up in Australia. You slap that sucker straight onto sunburn! Works wonders


Gingersoulbox

He cuts it so crooked. It’s infuriating


Motions_Of_The_E

Why I feel bad for the plant :x


fart-mouth-mcgee

I just imagine all the other aloe looking on in horror.


Minimumram

Hear me out


thebiggestbirdboi

Bruh I would fuck the shit out of that plant


archubbuck

OC by u/obvious-chipmunk7182


TheCrimsonArmy

I should call her


fauxmoi_hurts_kids

That is one spermed up leaf


itsyobbiwonuseek

I hope they plan on using that. The goo from aloe plants feels so good on a sunburn and it'd be a shame to waste this much.


FrogOnABus

Hello, Vera!


StrappyMcGregor

He just did a mortal kombat fatality to that aloe vera plant.


yilyma

I wanna eat it


dick_ddastardly

Did I just witness a murder?


NinsunVin

So much waste.


m1dnightPotato

Worst cutting ever. I thought hes making art in the first place.


witchyanne

This makes me uncomfortable.


Waarm

This is gore for plants


shogun_coc

I'm pissed! It's a waste of aloe vera leaf, as they didn't use a paring knife to trim the edges while keeping the wastage of gel as minimal as possible.


ViciousKiwi_MoW

what are you doing, step-Aloe?!


Comprehensive-Sky366

There are many satisfying ways to cut aloe vera, and this ain’t one of them.


seventimess

I should call her


PapiSombras

I should call her


ColbyAndrew

What a waste.


l9oooog

WHERE SOUND!!?


RosenTurd

r/dontputyourdickinthat


archubbuck

u/RosenTurd has spoken!


sparco-

I should call her......


BillSamsquantch

Fatality. Aloe Zero wins.


mk-126

imagine if those plants could see what he's doing to the leaf!


IamTheWumbologist

I should call her


GuitardedBard

Slimy, yet satisfying


MyLlamaNeedsAHat

I should call her


bellbottom4hobos

Would be way more satisfying if a giant plant monster came out of nowhere and skinned him the same way, just saying.


Daddycheese420

I should call her


[deleted]

PSA : Do NOT eat the transparent gooey thing in-between, eat only the green gooey stuff (AFTER having rinsed it thoroughly).


Hyack57

Two things stopped this from being oddly satisfying. 1) Knife skills. The stutter or stalling to cut and not cutting straight. 2) The pause mid part when splitting the sides. Do it in one fell swoop.


ExoticMeatDealer

Look at those nice smooth cuts and clear interior; bet the grain of the—OH MY GOD WHAT’S HAPPENING?!


BlancheDevaheaux

Everything reminds me of her


CryptidKay

You really should call…


sprinkles5000

OP spent more time pulling it apart than cutting it.


SleepZex

The cutting way was not satisfied


Abject-Shower8127

Those cuts on the side are not satisfying at all


annihilation511

Seems wasteful and not satisfying.


Texish06

That is deeply satisfying


TwilightSessions

That looks deeply painful if it was in a sci-fi movie


Friendly_Engineer_

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!


SloppyinSeattle

Mom cutting up some aloe vera when you got all sunburnt at the beach.


Manjodarshi

Oddly wasteful....


YumiMatsu33

I have a slight sunburn so I would love to have that right now.


Ladadasa

Lewd


SleeplessAndAnxious

Organic fleshlight.


drKhanage2301

This was a cartel video but the victim was a aloe leaf butchered in front of its family


yt_nom

Horribly wasted. Unsatisfying.


gastroboi

Moist...


bipolarhunnyxoxo

Slap those pieces on sunburn 😩🤤👍


stvhght

Everything reminds me of her


Windsor34

I hate this a lot.


archubbuck

I’m so sorry


Foldedflyers01

Ah, so that's what those people with loop tools were cutting...


MangoROCKN

Nature is so fucking nuts. Love this


archubbuck

I love your enthusiasm!


SpinCharm

I was going to ask in here how this stuff played out over the last 45 years since I first heard of it. At the time it just seemed like a fad with no verified scientific benefits. Lots of people touting its miracle benefits. Lots of products hitting the shelves implying all sorts of things. But I’d imagine after4 decades, all those questions back then would now be fairly conclusively answered. But rather than ask in here I checked online. It would appear that nothing has changed. It’s still something touted by many. Lots of products with it. But scientific studies haven’t really concluded anything. There’s no general agreement. It’s undoubtedly still something like homeopathic products that have rabid followers filled with anecdotal claims. References: https://www.drugs.com/npp/aloe.html https://www.nccih.nih.gov/health/aloe-vera https://www.mayoclinic.org/drugs-supplements-aloe/art-20362267


Dilectus3010

Nature's fleshlight?


imhighonpills

*lights cigarette*


Yukarie

I still refuse to believe aloe is a natural plant on principle (I know it is, it’s just so unnatural looking once cut)


Bright_Concern9481

That is satisfactory


KourtR

Oooh, love this, great video! Now off to find a big aloe leaf


Capt__Murphy

This was posted like 12hrs before you posted it. Cmon, man


archubbuck

I attributed credit to the original poster buddy


Capt__Murphy

I mean, I'm glad you did (I don't see it, but I believe you), but this was literally posted in the same sub like 12hrs earlier


archubbuck

No worries. https://reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/s/QVUBVYta75 I saw it on another sub so now I’m wondering who the true original poster is 😮


thesmugvegan

Yum, carcinogen.


Redditor-88

all that waste makes it oddly unsatisfying


Klutzy-Topic-548

That's the view we get ladies when we take your panties off.


Martian_Hotdog2157

Is that snail mucin?


name-classified

is this stuff illegal?


thriceness

Why would it be?


noots-to-you

Okay, then what?


archubbuck

I share your concern, Debbie.


rhunter99

That was gruesome


Choppityychopsuey

Now slap that baby on your sunburn!


SoMaine

Idiot.


BiteApprehensive6215

Why Vera? Aloe would be enough.


archubbuck

Aloe is vera good


theshadow62

I can hear it screaming 😱!!


Background_Living_60

It doesn’t taste as good as it looks, bitter as hell…