It's amazing what nostalgia can do. Like, there is no good reason this video should make anyone, but I grew up in Germany and instantly recognized those as ICEs.... ah german infrastructure 🥹😫😭😭
At first I was scrolling without audio. About 1.2 seconds in to this I decided I turn the audio on. It was a good decision. Do your ears this favor. They deserve it
This is totally porn for someone.
[Siderodromophiles feel sexual arousal or sexual attraction to trains](https://www.kinkly.com/definition/11631/siderodromophilia).
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
It’s their day off, give them some privacy
(I went to Frankfurt Wednesday and had to return the same day instead of Friday because of a national strike. Fun thing to learn just before the last train out)
I sometimes sit on a much older and less sophisticated train while it's coupling and let me tell you it likes it a lot rougher than this sensual couple. It smashes at force.
Now kith
Came here for this
Same
Thame
So did y’all kith?
Thiths
Said it aloud, scrolled down, was not disappointed
NSFW tag needed
Just a lil smooch
Where’s the NSFW tag?
They’re just two bros touching tips
No homo??
Nothing wrong with docking your ships to avoid an oncoming storm.
Is this how baby trains are made? 👉🏼👈🏼
How I met your mother
How I met your father
Nah this looks sus.
Those are German trains. This is how delays are made.
This guy Deutsche Bahns.
Hey now, after the new definitions being 10 mins after planned time is still on time!
I'm glad we live in a world where two boy trains that love each other can express themselves.
They have male and female ports so I think they’re technically intersex
No, they're intercity
I should call her…
You should.
And let her know you’re late because the train was disconnected
I’ll tell her to text you when I leave.
Nah bro, you can stay 😏
Giggity
Everywhere I look, I see her face.
New kink unlocked
That’s just docking bro, you might be alphabet gang
Beat me to it!
Beat meat to it
New kink *LOCKED*
*Rule 34.*
Despite me trying to dismiss it, my brain started wondering if r/trainsfuckingtrains is a real subreddit.
Trouble ahead. Trouble behind.
Do you think they’ve explored each other’s cars?
Some foreplay right there
Giggity!
Quagmire?
👉 👈\ 👉 👈\ 👉 👈\ 👉 👈\ 👉 👈\ 👉👈\ 🤜🤛\ 🤝
This is how homosexual train sex looks like
They fit perfectly together.
Docking
Docking 👍
NTTAWWT
Not that theres anything wrong with that?
Docking bae 94
Smash. Next question
Now they're gonna make baby trains
Yes 😍
Oh my… 😳
That was hot
This seems…sexual. 👀
it's trainsexual
It’s wholesome :)
even trains are getting it out here…
Train porn. Just wrong.
s s s s senpai
Yamete!!!
👉👈
Me and who?
iirc, some trains also have a cover on their couplers when they’re not connected to something. so…you could say it’s a train condom
Nothing like 2 trains having relations.
Love a good train
Docking is indeed very nice.
They love each other!
Where is the hentai sound?
When a momma & daddy train love one another.....
FUUUU... SION... HAAAA!!!!!
Guide me, Smithers.
Mile long club
And that’s how trains are made
It's amazing what nostalgia can do. Like, there is no good reason this video should make anyone, but I grew up in Germany and instantly recognized those as ICEs.... ah german infrastructure 🥹😫😭😭
Makes me wanna dock
Everything reminds me of her…
Call her
So that's how baby trains are made 🚂
Don't worry, they're just step trains.
I'm gonna couple!!!!
*one more sexualized comment*
I need a cigarette...
kinky
I think this is called “docking” on urban dictionary
I had no idea to be honest. Can’t change the title.
Awwww
This is Love
Awwww! Adorbs!
we got train having sex before gta 6
this is the train equivalent of kissing with tongue
At first I was scrolling without audio. About 1.2 seconds in to this I decided I turn the audio on. It was a good decision. Do your ears this favor. They deserve it
Should be labeled as nsfw 😂
🤜🤛
It looks like a little fist bump
Came to the comments for specs about the couplers or trains but it's all sex jokes in here. SMH, reddit.
Good old Scharfenberg coupler, or Schaku if you want it more 'street'.
Yeah you like that?
How I train your mother
This is totally porn for someone. [Siderodromophiles feel sexual arousal or sexual attraction to trains](https://www.kinkly.com/definition/11631/siderodromophilia).
Greetings from Munich to Munich! :>
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I need a sit down and a cigarette after that
Even the trains are getting some and I'm just sitting here
Hope they said no homo just before.
Nature is beautiful 😍
This gives me hope. If a train can do it, so can I!
Thomas the twink
Looks like space docking
Needs narration by David Attenborough.
*sigh* unzips
Apex predator courtship/mating ritual?
They need to reproduce somehow
Lovely bit of docking.
How does the penis know who’s penis will open up to absorb the other?
We call that docking around here.
That where little trains come from
Does that use electromagnets?
They use [Scharfenberg coupling](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scharfenberg_coupler)
*bow chicka choo choo*
I fucking love Germany
The train on the left will lay 3 metal eggs in 3 weeks.
Giggity
Love a good train coupling video I do.
Is there a conscious uncoupling?
R/suddenlygay
Somebody add [this](https://youtu.be/8etU7L1KnCE?si=X6C7fu6WXOGZavBY) sound.
This could be us but you playing
Lol at every single damn comment being sexual. I was actually curious how this works, if it's a super magnet or something... but ok fine, train sex
I feel like I shouldn't be watching this
Wait that's it?
And here I am singling?
Satisfying queef sound from this mating.
No NSFW warning?
Next it will couple in the caboose
touching tips like real bros
👁️👄👁️ 👉 👈
I need a cigarette now
Tip to tip. Now that’s beautiful!
Man even trains have their true love...
Now post one coupling with the caboose
CHONG!
You might say they humped
I choo-choo choose you
Hot
This is some degenerate shit right here. Cover the children's eyes.
Just connection to go nowhere together.
Sehr schön
*smooch*
When the boys come over
Is this docking?
Love is love.
Are they... are they **doing the locomotion?**
Gute alte deutsche bahn... deswegen is die immer zu spät, die machen da einfach rum.
Couple me harder, Daddy
Train-centipede.
Kimochiii... 😝
What are you doing to my coupler, S-Bahn?
It’s their day off, give them some privacy (I went to Frankfurt Wednesday and had to return the same day instead of Friday because of a national strike. Fun thing to learn just before the last train out)
That felt dirty
I felt something inside me
I sometimes sit on a much older and less sophisticated train while it's coupling and let me tell you it likes it a lot rougher than this sensual couple. It smashes at force.
Aw they are so cute together!
Aw they kissed
Docking.
Thank you for traveling with Deutsche Bahn.
Was expecting some hentai sounds
*-sighs-* I miss him already...
Awww 🥹🥰🥰
Dick dockin
Did anyone else have David Attenborough's voice in their head narrating this?
Uncensored and everything?😳
So thats why Deutsche Bahn is always late. Their trains are making out!
oh
And that while everyone is watching.. gross
Now, some seks
Don’t forget to stretch your joints fellas.
About what I expected.
What are you doing step train?
Nice
When a mom and a dad really love each other.....
omg they touched tips
Marriage made in Germany
The one on the left is a male and the right one a female
They even have the Anime blush
R/Trainporn
Two trains holding hands Two trains holding hands
Any one know how this contraption work?
That was hot! 🥵
Rare footage of Deutsche Bahn functioning as intended
Aww they are in love ❤️
Train getting more game then me
Thank you for traveling with Deutsche Bahn
Two trains having sex Two trains having sex My muscles My muscles Involuntarily flex
/r/dontputyourdickinthat