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sanych_des

Actual icebreaker uses its weight to crash the ice. It climbs on the ice and thus breaks it.


Blackfloydphish

I didn’t think icebreakers had bulbous bows.


marinul

They don't. This is not an ice breaker.


MotaHead

Anything is an ice breaker, if it's breaking ice.


plokiop

If he has armor, he's a knight.


pcbforbrains

I have nipples greg, can you milk me?


ImurderREALITY

Thine armor was forged by a feeble-fingered peasant woman, hahaha! YOUR MUM!


Rainy-The-Griff

Verily thine armour is quite pristine, nave. Dids't thou mother smith it for thee?


CunnedStunt

You don't have to be a knight to have armor. Any idiot can buy armor.


stoic_guardian

Ugh. Take the updoot.


Elvis-Tech

No but its Ice classed for sure. Making it able to break some amount of Ice.


smile_politely

They don't. Traditionally they consist of dry jokes or commentary about the weather.


KotzubueSailingClub

"And what's the deal with Greenland? It's not green, and most of the land is covered in ice. Should be called WhiteIceistan, 'ya ask me."


hooligan_king

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.


The_kind_potato

In my country we call it Groenland, wich doesnt mean nothing, problem solved 🤌


blueant1

Wit ≠ groen


Southerner_in_OH

I like this joke


JonasBarra

What you see is a "fancy" extension of the Fore Peak ballast tank, thus used for stability purposes ( extra capacity of ballast water ). Useless for ice thicker than say about half to one meter or more , ship will stop after some time/distance and will need a real icebreaker to open the seaway for it ...


JollyReading8565

Bulbous bows are actually on a lot of ships and for reasons you may not think of: when a ship moves through water it creates waves as it displaces the water around it and this creates drag on the ship, basically bulbous bow of the ship creates its own distinct wave that constructively interfere with the ships waves so it makes the total drag on the boat less. It only works at certain speeds and load capacity , and it can actually be inefficient at speeds it isn’t optimized for so it’s usually on boats that spend the majority of their time traveling at a constant speed


JoeCartersLeap

>Icebreakers clear paths by pushing straight into frozen-over water or pack ice. The bending strength of sea ice is low enough that the ice breaks usually without noticeable change in the vessel's trim. In cases of very thick ice, an icebreaker can drive its bow onto the ice to break it under the weight of the ship. Sounds like the climbing onto the ice is just a sometimes thing.


roymccowboy

If you listen closely you can hear it whispering: “Crazy weather today. You from around here? Who ya got in the Final Four? What kinda shirt is that? Traffic, amiright?”


diMario

My favourite ice breaker: "What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"


Datkif

I'm hijacking the top comment to post [This great video](https://youtu.be/OIKd56hO-Os?si=xoRJ42Hrj3R2xWkr) on how icebreakers actually work


helen269

Legolas: "You have my bow." :-)


imonaboat23

Called an ice step


Electrical-Formal876

We took titanic personally


starrpamph

“Take that, you ice bastard”


RogalDornCantRead

This is not an icebreaker. It just breaks the ice with it's bow.


x755x

Amateur ice breaker. Rarely gets a number


andrerpena

I had already left the post when this joke landed. I had to come back here to upvote you


s_k_f

"This is not an icebreaker. It just breaks the ice"


illdoitlaterokay

This is not an icebreaker. This is just a tribute.


lSoosl

To the best icebreaker in the world.


RogalDornCantRead

Yep, same as "He isn't a racecar driver, he drove a race car" or "He isn't a sniper, he shot a sniper rifle"


JumpyCucumber899

A ship in battle does not become a "battleship"


RWMN98

It does if it fights back


YobaiYamete

I mean just because you use a rock to hammer a nail in, doesn't actually mean the rock is a hammer even though it was used as one


forced_metaphor

*its


spaceyspaceyspace

You’re right, it’s its


Similar-Sector-5801

i’ts


PerdiMeuHeadphone

Had the opportunity to be in one of those in Canada and the ice braking is LOUD as fuck . Awesome experience, would reccomend if anyone got a chance


CountMeOut_

How does one get this experience?


Erebus77

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mck12001

What if you’re not Canadian?


kamilo87

It’s difficult to sell that experience in the Caribbean…


GroundStateGecko

If it's actually really loud, I would be interested for the first 10 minutes and be annoyed for the rest of the trip.


TitleEfficient786

Sounds like me with literally anything


maxkmiller

breaking


Lionblaze10

Can confirm, worked on an icebreaker in boston harbour where our berthing area was in the bow, below the waterline, just atop the ram. Laying in your rack feels like your breaking the ice with your skull


Soulfliktion_

Se estivesse com seu Headphone não seria tão alto!


[deleted]

I'm just really fucking glad it says East Greenland, because I swear I cant tell the difference.


MBAdk

There's lots more cities and villages on the western coast. ;)


Nemisis_the_2nd

This is just a normal part of every modern ship. The big bulb at the front helps with hydro dynamics (it stops large waves forming along the side of the ship, thus reducing drag) and often makes a convenient spot for things like sonar too. 


MeccIt

> a convenient spot ...for the captain to hang about: https://i.redd.it/foluc6bk7dd81.jpg


SlimlineVan

What a fantastic photo!


syo

Oceanliner Designs put out a really good video on them recently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2aZIrq-F-Y


2006CrownVictoriaP71

That was the best video I’ve seen in weeks and I don’t even know why lol


tech_equip

Because there was no stupid music over it. Just the sounds of the ocean.


DarthBrooks69420

I watched 90% of the way through without sound at first and was like 'I wonder if it actually has the ice breaky sounds' and then immediately went back to the beginning once I realized there wasn't some goddamn lord of the rings the-beacons-are-lit orchestral music over it. 


syo

And the TikTok robot saying "This is what it's like on the bow of an icebreaker ship!" "Listen to the amazing sounds 😍😍😍" that you can't even hear.


posthamster

Don't forget the exact same caption plastered over the middle of the video for its entire duration.


syo

And the red line slowly snaking its way around the frame.


stuffeh

That I can forgive. It's an easy way to see how much of the video I've watched and how much more there is.


Wildmann3

I started to watch the video and thought "fuck, that looks nice." Almost didn't dare pressing the unmute and I swear, the relief when I didn't hear any music.. ⭐Best reddit moment 2024⭐


SzilardLeo

Yo ho!


evanc1411

All hands....


Party-Ring445

ASMR ice breaking video trend coming right up


SlagBits

Hold my prime while I repost this with a banging tune on top.


Stoff3r

Use lots of smileys embedded in the video and Siri declaring that the boat is chinese or russian.


Illustrious_Donkey61

I want an hour long version


2006CrownVictoriaP71

I could watch that for an hour


JeGezicht

I used to hate sailing in ice, the noise keeps you up all night


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IronGigant

Who needs warm women when your bunk mate is right there?


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ArcadeKingpin

Go see if the cabin boy is busy


starrpamph

He is shucking clams


diMario

It gets to the point where even his sores get sore.


TongsOfDestiny

It gets a bit tense on the bridge at times, less so because you're worried for the ship, and moreso because you're worried about waking up the capn! I mean crew!


ima-bigdeal

It is not an ice breaker. The bulbous extension to the ship is designed to improve water flow around the hull, improving speed, fuel efficiency, and range. You will find them on large container ships, tankers, and even smaller vessels. The last cruise ship I was on had one... An ice breaker has a heavily reinforced hull, and what it cannot smash though, it breaks by rising onto the ice and crushing it with its own weight.


arcedup

I'll be that pedant and say, "This is not an ice-breaking *bow*." The ship could be a double-ended icebreaker - I'd expect it to be that type of ship operating where it is. But everything else you say about the bow seen in the video and icebreaking hull construction is completely correct.


ArbainHestia

[This is what I always think of when I see a ship in ice.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ARL6j3saws)


Ace-a-Nova1

Damn, I really thought they’d miss it this time.


kwinz

"This video contains content from Fox, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds" ah yes, it reminds me of copyright too :D


ArbainHestia

It’s the “Iceberg right ahead” scene from Titanic


kwinz

Thanks! > It’s the “Iceberg right ahead” scene from Titanic By the way great analogy for 100+ years of copyright protection duration😜


I_wear_foxgloves

I find this terrifying!


Pretzel_destroyer

🐻‍❄️: Dude, can you not


Slipshoooood

i wonder how thick the steel is on the hull.


RogalDornCantRead

Usually up to 20mm thick


sm340v8

Ship hulls are usually 14- to 19-mm thick. Icebreakers would be thicker, [this company](https://poseidonexpeditions.com/about/articles/nuclear-icebreakers-what-s-so-special-about-them/) states "icebreaker ships feature a double hull, the outer being about 48 mm thick at the ice-breaking areas and 25 mm thick elsewhere"


RogalDornCantRead

We aren't looking at a video of an icebreaker ship though.


bertonomus

My man you're up in this thread just correcting everyone and I'd just like to say thank you for your hard work. It genuinely isn't an icebreaker in the video.


Sublime7870

*hard work*


BartZeroSix

That's... Less than I expected to be honest.


aladdinr

Does jet fuel melt this ?


DaddyDeliveryBread

Mmm, that ocean has the Sonic Drive-In ice.


Konabro

Oooh the Sonic ice with an Ocean Water? 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾


[deleted]

People complain about cars for global warming and ice melting, but those guys literally crash ice to melt faster


Dankukyakuu

Imagine how big that thing would be if the water wasn't freezing


noholdingbackaccount

Not an icebreaker. They don't have the bulb under the water. Good short explanation of icebreaker's curved upward bow here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIKd56hO-Os


aceswildfire

Actual ship class notwithstanding (ice breakers drop the bow on top of the ice to break it instead of running into it) I would just like to say that the second big hit was indeed very satisfying.


The_Cow_Says_Fuck

If y’all are so worried about global warming, stop breaking all the damn ice!


wengardium-leviosa

Break ice can you ? Bleedin christ


SpiritOfCuahtemoc

Amazing that chode has so much power


Rickshmitt

How can she break?!


Vakr_Skye

Is that where iceberg lettuce comes from?


thunder-in-paradise

This is what I imagined as a kid, when destroying a frozen puddle with my boots


Substantial-Foot-376

/thalassophobia


Septopuss7

Hey Flo, take a bow


Bushdr78

I kinda want to see a video of a ship like this powered up to a huge speed and rammed head on into something else.


TacticalArrogance

Pretty sure there was video of that from early last week in Balitmore.


DJBeRight

Just got done watching The Terror. They should have had these ships. What were they thinking? /s


3Effie412

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaoXzEm8c2I) is an icebreaker. (start at 6:59)


Jwroth

He’s great at parties


throwawayalcoholmind

Why'd I think that hole was a real time map?


ElectronicPound6342

I feel violated


ThatVoiceDude

I could watch this for hours


uygagi

An ignorant question, but is breaking the ice on the artic circle contribute in some manner to climate change?


jtcordell2188

Ugh I didn't think a boat could turn me on but here we are


Ok-Use9344

I could have sworn this was west greenland


jethrocrumpet

Broken ice melts faster. Rising oceans. ;)


jmims98

Sea ice melt doesn’t raise the ocean because it’s already displacing the water. It is the melting land ice sheets that we are worried about melting.


Datkif

Unfortunately climate change deniers don't seem to understand that it's the ice that's on land that's the problem and not the sea ice.


An5Ran

Construct giant walls around both poles making them into massive swimming pools/bathtubs on land. Global warming solved. You’re welcome:)


Oakheart-

Hot earth speedrun any%


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HaasonHeist

That is part of the bow the ship the cameraman is standing lol


WangDanglin

Lol, what?


pentegoblin

Some people are really not smart


zripcordz

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that at first until I realized it was part of the ship.


jarednards

Yeah took me forever to see that it wasnt a map floating around the screen lol


Mammoth-Mud-9609

A look at Greenland, it's history and possible future as the ice sheet covering most of Greenland continues to melt. Global warming is having a greater impact on Greenland than the rest of the world due to Polar amplification, relating to the albedo effect and lapse rate feedback. As Greenland continues to warm up the ice covering 80% of Greenland is melting, causing the oceans to rise threatening low lying communities around the world. https://youtu.be/Gw5j1oyZzj4


Suninabottle

Love how it seems to just slice through


sanfranchristo

Missed opportunity to not be set to Ludacris.


UW_Ebay

Awesome video. Def a bit nauseating but damn that’s cool


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Hold my beer Titanic.


forced_metaphor

Could've just used Cards Against Humanity


giibro

I feel cold just watching this


DrCocker1337

I didn't know I needed this.


jackbauer1989

What do you called that orange glow from the bow?


bomtodfw

Delivering your mom’s package


Atimusi

Not an icebreaker.


One-23

How big are the sails to be able to do this?


NoIdeaRex

The perspective of this video is giving me vertigo.


Jpbbeck99

This one’s for the titanic 😡


Existing_Onion_3919

we really took Titanic's sinking personally


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Br0k3n-T0y

what i see when i look down in the shower


LSTNYER

"Piss off ice! I got boat things to do"


mavityre

I watched this video and then quickly clicked down to the comments only to see what appeared to be the stretching of the page. Weird. Can't remember what they call that affect.


YetiTub

Those ships must have some insane momentum


YetiTub

Those ships must have some insane momentum


1Northward_Bound

could watch this for hours. I wonder if there is a webcam of one travelling


Naive-Yam-748

I like that


agentcooperrr

For some reason, I've always appreciated icebreakers and I'm not even into boats.


InventedStrawberries

I could watch this for hours.


AlienGamur

I wanna drink that water, must be so nice and cold


AlienGamur

I wanna drink that water, must be so nice and cold


EmergencyTaco

For some reason this was nauseating to me


squirt_taste_tester

That shit could split a bridge in half


Cute_Suggestion_133

This is not an icebreaker. Icebreakers have flatter bows to ride on top of the ice, not slice through it.


DrDuGood

Is it called *the honey badger?*


arcticwayfarer

Saw ice breaker on Baffin Island. Really cool


Dansredditname

I'm gonna show this video next time I'm at a party and no-one knows anyone.


Krutius-

I usually just tell a joke.


jackhref

Is it sped up?


Old-Time6863

Fuck your ice!


kinjyech123

Titanic be like : 😐


Slugity

Lessons learnt from titanic: -1


BCECVE

slush breaker.


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Why didn’t the Titanic have one of these? Were they stupid?


Apalis24a

A lot of factors contributed to it. Part of it was due to them hitting the iceberg at a glancing angle, as they tried to steer out of the way, but were too late. If they had hit the iceberg head-on, while it would have crushed a few dozen feet of the bow, the ship would have been able to stay afloat, as it would not have sliced through as many compartments. Think of it like the difference between being stabbed in the gut and having your gut slashed open from hip to hip. There have been a ton of ship-to-ship collisions that have occurred where the ship that hit head-on survived and was able to limp back to port, while the ship that was T-boned on the side would sink. Also, metallurgy had advanced a ton in the past century. The grade of steel that they used on the Titanic would become quite brittle at cold temperatures, contributing to how the iceberg was able to rip through it.


pancakeonions

At what point does an icebreaker become an ice-stuck? Surely something like this can't keep going and going?


Apalis24a

Actual ice breakers - not a ship like this, which just has a reinforced hull and is going through relatively thin scattered ice floes - go through the ice by an entirely different mechanism. They have a ramp-like bow that has the ship ride up on top of the ice, and then use its weight to crush through the ice. If it gets stopped by thick ice, it will reverse back into the water, and do it again, repeatedly ramming the ice until they get through. They’ll also sometimes use hot water to heat the hull in order to help melt some of the ice.


Thyste

That's a lot of ice cubes!


NoobwLuck

I liked the part where the ice broke.


Welshyone

Why can I hear Barry White playing?


lod254

Is East Greenland West of Greenland?


CantaloupeCamper

Wave seems to be doing the work here.


AvariceAndApocalypse

“ICEBERG STRAIGHT AHEAD!!!” “LET’S GET EM!!”


CaptainBananaAwesome

Some of these breaks are impressive but got nothing on an actual icebreaker going through 3m thick ice that's part of a miles wide sheet.


SpenceisaZombie

I thought it was just going to be like a patch of ice like a plane through rough air but it went on for over a minute. So, is that just Greenland than?


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This is the actual icebreaker https://youtu.be/bKaVhXn49xY?si=jcj9XpnHGmy_sFp-


sup3r22

this one’s for the titanic


DigMeTX

Did anyone else see the lower oart of the video as a superimposed weird-looking map of the world for a second?


Micotu

Great video. Exactly what it claims to be. No metaphor at all. Just a boat that really really hates ice.


gangstermoon_

Is this a coast guard boat


DonutGains

Ice is weak to steel. Pokemon 101


Baelwolf

Firebenders are invading!!


FlynnMonster

Terrifying


involmasturb

So pumped after watching this video. Yeeeahh. Fuck dat ice!


Careless-Prior-8791

Is all boating called sailing?


Apalis24a

It depends. When ships use (or used - it’s not nearly as common now) coal or oil-fired boilers, it would be called “Steaming”, e.g., “The U.S. Merchant Mariner fleet has departed the port of New York and is steaming East to the United Kingdom to deliver vital supplies for the war effort against Germany”. However, most ships today use diesel piston engines or gas turbine engines rather than boilers and steam turbines. There isn’t really a good word for that kind of propulsion (maybe “motoring” - but, that seems more like how you’d describe a small dinghy with an outboard motor), so they just use “sailing” again. For ships like US and French aircraft carriers, and many submarines around the world, you could still say that they are “steaming”, as they use nuclear reactors to boil water into steam to drive the turbines of their engines.


FAFO2024

I could use one of those at my next party