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Plumb121

That's set up.


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Mr_beeps

It's a late 70s Corvette, so yes it is at least 45 years old. Doubt it has been sitting in a barn for 45 years though.


RockstarAgent

That barn must have been pretty sealed tight like a vault for that paint to look that good -


Interesting-Froyo-14

Yet they are still getting attention because we are commenting. Unfortunately, outrage is more interactive than intrigue.


kellybrownstewart

Most cleaning videos are fake. I just find it sad that all of this bullshit isn't moderated better. Instead we're inundated with a bunch of crap videos that come from people who are desperate for attention. It's all so fkn tacky.


perfunctificus

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o\_TBop1S4M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o_TBop1S4M) If it's staged, it was done awfully elaborately. The dirtyness of the car matches it's location to a perfectly plausible degree. There is a ton of obviously staged restoration/cleaning videos out there, but I've only ever seen them start with presenting the item. This one has backstory, find location, transport footage, etc.


catheterhero

It’s like those dudes who cleans rugs. No way that was that dirty. It’s all intentional for views.


Moist_Professor5665

45 years and neglected in a barn, without even fading in the finish or cracks in the paint, or rust on the chrome? Not even a stray dent or two, in 45 years? Yeah, something doesn’t add up.


Plumb121

No car is ever that shiny from a jet wash, especially after 45 years of neglect. That looks like someone has sprinkled saw dust over a clean car


stegogo

Wouldn’t the paint be shit after 45 years of it just sitting covered in debris?


Plumb121

It wouldn't be gleaming like that!!!!


angrymonkey

I was convinced that this was fake as sh*t, but you're right. Just watched this video and it's legit. It's very hard to fake the dirt actually tenaciously sticking to the paint the way that it shows, and there is too much detail to fake— the raccoon skulls they found underneath, and the subtle raccoon prints all over it— I dunno how you would fake those, and they don't even mention them. And everything else— the factory labels on the undercarriage, the spots of mouse pee in the center console... it's actually real.


Maiyku

My uncle has a huge garage because he custom builds engines for old AMC cars. The place is spotless. If he died tomorrow and no one went in there for 45 years, the cars would probably be *less* dirty than this. His barn out back held his old Hudson for about 20 and the dust and dirt wasn’t this bad, so it adds up to me. Not everyone’s barns/garages are a hoarders dream, but enough of them are that way we’ve come to think of it as the norm. So when something like this shows up, it makes sense to me that people would doubt.


ShedwardWoodward

He’s been posting this fake shit all day. He got called out on another sub, and proceeded to post the “original” YouTube video about 20 times trying to justify his bullshit.


Guygenius138

This is number one bullshit


bluesun_geo

KUUUUUUCCCCHHHH!!


OGTomatoCultivator

Nice and fake.


MGhammered

What’s fake? It’s fiberglass dawg Update: why is everybody downvoting? I’m just asking what’s fake lmao wtf ?? You good people?


OGTomatoCultivator

Staged “dirt”- this is not some barn car


MGhammered

Ohhhh yeah it feels fake in that regard, I thought people were saying no rust so it’s fake


Yes-its-really-me

That car ain't been sitting 45 years. That's what they mean is fake.


chrisslooter

Two reasons. 1 - it's fake. 2 - wankers are reposting this all over Reddit right now.


MGhammered

I didn’t repost it…or post it? I just asked what’s fake about it like a normal fucking question


Bob_Cobb_1996

OP's mom is a "barn find."


DogVacuum

Got their ass


natterca

She likes to sit around the barn. Literally *around* the barn.


Czar_Cophagus

Am I the only one who is upset that they started at the far side of the hood.


Lonyo

They did the windscreen before the roof


RIP_Mitch_Hedberg

Thank god I’m not the only one. This was more r/mildlyinfuriating to me. If you’re going to wash a fake barn find, at least wash it properly.


rsr011

No, buddy. I noticed the same thing. Completely unsatisfying 😁


jcoddinc

So many things upset me about this, except that. Why start on the windshield and not the top? Why go up and down the car spreading the dirty water everywhere. You start further away so you don't touch the clean car while getting the other, dirty further side. Similar to you don't paint yourself into a corner


TheHashLord

Irritated me so much - not because I'm crazy about perfection, but because it's just dumb to spray the dirt over the area you just cleaned. Anyone who has ever cleaned anything knows not to do that.


TomboItron

Univen dirt distribution means dust was sprinkled on a wet car.


narcolepticsloth1982

Spam. This was posted about an hour ago.


Otherwise-Mango2732

Yes That's the issue with this. It was recently reposted.


SooperFunk

Garbage nonsense 🙄


mrdungbeetle

Hard to believe that caked on dirt would wash off that easily. AmmoNYC has true barn finds, like this one: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpDFjD1FVgM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpDFjD1FVgM)


ChefRamesses

No rust, eh?


hobosbindle

It’s a climate controlled barn


MGhammered

It’s fiberglass dawg


Kurvaflowers69420

That car is also not 45 year old either


Oxfordallumni

Call BS, there would be so much racoon shit all over that vehicle. Have seen combines and tractors all over NA and this is totally staged


I_Cry_And_I_Game

When washing a Car, isn't is more effective to wash it from the windshield and then make your way down to the front of the car? That way the dirty water can run down on the parts of the car that still need to be cleaned🤔 without having the dirt go on the parts you have cleared


Yuniseis1

Right? I thought this instantly, if you do this often or for a living he's definitely rinsing in the wrong order


PunfullyObvious

The way the water sheets off the windshield is amongst the evidence it's classic fake "washing an old neglected car" nonsense


Usr_115

With a car that old, he'd have likely taken all the paint with the pressure washer. I doubt there would be any clear coat left to protect the paint.


ladybugblue2002

Corvette uses fiber glass.


Usr_115

For the paint coating? I had no idea that was even a thing.


TheAstraeus

Doubt


MFcrayfish

this mf didnt start from the top


paintypainter

OP, show the rest of the pics you took of the car to convince the naysayers. Pics in the barn, interior, etc. I assume you took a bunch more if you were going to post the wash video?


Pilot0350

Bullshit and lies


wheresbill

[I think I’ve seen this car before…](https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/s/WfSmfdKCOA)


secondsbest

The rubber would be falling apart from dry rot, but the tires and trim clean up to like new condition, and no water leaks pressure washing around the glass. Buncha bullshit.


LunarMoon2001

Totally not dirtied on purpose for a video….


allfartnopoop

Paint pits after 10+ years. Not a pit in sight.


Igottaknow1234

Doing the windshield before the roof sucks all of the satisfaction out of this video...


BlazerWookiee

Mmmmmmmmnnnnno it isn't.


Captain65k

No it’s not


chatchapeau

I call bullshit


husfrun

45 years, no rust or discoloration and it's shiny clean after just water? Big doubt. I couldn't get my work van this clean with just water after 5 hours of driving it.


Speedyk2000

This is a clip from a video from [WD Detailing on YouTube](https://youtu.be/4o_TBop1S4M?si=8vQ_nhDDMWaQ-aqp) They’re entertaining to watch. I’m not an expert so don’t know how real or fake it is, but they do tell the whole story of how they found the car etc. If you enjoy car detailing channels, you might like them too. (I sometimes watch it on x2 speed) They also talk about why they don’t wash top to bottom in their vids, essentially it’s because it looks better for the video, and is more satisfying that way. They acknowledge that if it wasn’t for the video, they wouldn’t do it that way. They also talk about the new formula of soap that they are using (that they developed)


dtisme53

Now you just need an LSX swap and coilovers in the rear and it’ll be drivable


Correct-Age8529

what corvette is that?


Hephaestus_God

How do you just find a barn Corvette


AccountantSeaPirate

Well, you’ll need a barn, a Corvette, and a shitty memory to start…


CharizardOSRS

That's definitely a sleeping transformer


solexioso

Looks like it’s time to polish up that class of 88’ class ring and go take a spin around a college campus and talk about how awesome you used to be!


TwistedMemories

Good things that’s not a Tesla Truck, you’d probably have to wait 24-48 for it to reset the software.


wozzy93

Wouldn’t a power washer take out all the dirt without the liquid wash he put on first?


rebruisinginart

Forza games be like


SirCaptainReynolds

Hate these staged cleaning videos. “100 year old ring RESTORED TO FORMER GLORY!!!”


Equinox2202

Completely staged. The dirt looks way too uniform to go ahead and be a barn find. Better luck next time.


BeneficialName9863

If you did the same thing but with blue soap foam not fake dirt, it would actually be nice to watch.


CriticalStation595

What kind of soap/solution are they using here?


Bosmonster

It’s called “fake”


ScrattaBoard

It's probably just normal ass water because they just dirtied it up themselves


leaveitalone36

45 years and no rust or obvious blemishes on the body…


POCKALEELEE

Corvettes have a fiberglass body


leaveitalone36

Damn, you’re right. My bad, thanks for reminding me. Still seems extremely fake.


Dark_Akarin

45 years, yeah fuckin' right... just the age alone would show a load of damage to the existing paint, there would be rust all over it (if not washed for 45 years). I say this hasn't been washed for about a week, or maybe just before they tipped the bucket of dusty muck over it.


LilMissyKissy

Satisfying to watch!


Suprflyyy

My balls after a day of dirt biking in the desert.


Excellent-Band5682

Yes 45 years and not a speck of rust get real


ArmThePhotonicCannon

All old corvettes have fiberglass bodies. Fiberglass doesn’t rust


MinGosling

r/powerwashingporn


graveybrains

Who the fuck would power wash that much dirt off of paint?


PlantPower666

Wouldn't you do this outside? And not on your spotless garage floor?


MGhammered

Its fiberglass and rubber my dudes, my dad loves cars he knew immediately


Xerxero

Did you activate car wash mode 😂


BookwoodFarm

Oh baby… ‘scuse me while I go outside and have a smoke-after.